the earth was inhabited by BEES!

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Dr (Medicine) smokes a pipe! Always they smoke pipes on monsterdon!

I mean, I agree with her. I can’t believe he has a girlfriend either

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Now that the audience knows Wilbur is a sleazy liar, he drops a big fat hint about his plans.

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I swear to god for a moment I thought Doctor Cory was Dick Van Dyke

I was ready, READY for Diagnosis Dunwitch

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@klu9

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To be fair, living in a town called Arkham, you had to know this was coming

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He believed in another race of beings from another dimension...

Hey I too believe in Cats!

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Arkham huh? #Monsterdon

IA IA
MEDICAL MALPRACTICE

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"They claimed he used her in some kind of sacrifice."

He sacrificed that poor girl for the sake of some opening credits!

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@wohali One must stay near the Hellmouth, I suppose #Monsterdon

Trumped up murder charge, some kind of sacrifice? No need to fret, Nancy. It’s not like this is a Lovecraft story. #monsterdon

"What did he believe in?"

"In another race of beings from another dimension."

I would have just said he was a Methodist or whatever

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...and all those people he ritually sacrificed. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Did I misunderstand, or is Wilbur 25?

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Hey it the original Bank of America stforefront for like 1 second
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Maybe if your ancestor was hung and burned, don't stay in that town???

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Tired: Actual dialogue
Wired: Watching characters make mouth movements through a window

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#Monsterdon BINGO

https://bingobaker.com/#6a9e0a7786fa0d8e

Oh, it was his great grandfather that was hanged.

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boom mic!

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#monsterdon I just want to take scissors to the sides of Dean Stockwell's moustache...

Any other King Diamond fans pinging on this every time he mentions tea?

https://youtu.be/B3ZS3DkKvFo?si=k4JxISF_NLjmog09

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*stares at the tea in front of me uneasily*

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Elizabeth, Nancy is no loss to the gene pool.

I guess Cthulhu ain't picky

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@socketwench

Amazingly still better than the dialogue Lovecraft actually wrote.

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@combatwombat @crowbriarhexe @moira @RobynGoodfellow @ottaross Oh hm, I think I've seen a number of people posting about the double feature without using a special tag for it

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@kshernandez plus she already called Wilbur gay #monsterdon

Heck yeah, a little 2SLGBTQIA+ representation!

She said she's there to claim her girl!

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this is a Gaslight Horror, isn't it

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"Didn't you Nancy."

BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE IN DANGER NANCY

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Nancy, you keep flashing back to weird dream orgies where you're screaming and then you tell him your mind is peaceful? What the fuck do you have going on in your life? #Monsterdon

CA apparently

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#monsterdon North Central Massachusetts may have been "The Country" back when Lovecraft wrote this, but nowadays it's pretty solidly the suburbs.

Grandpa is a voyeur. #monsterdon

#monsterdon is this the Spiderbabies' house?

this reddit ama got weird fast #monsterdon

Apparently the dust in that room was LSD!

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Where the fuck is this filmed

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Never a good intimacy coordinator when you need one
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(Alternatively, anyone want to compare that scene with The Wicker Man?)

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Why would she go in there? She has no reason to.

Have you never gone in somewhere you had no reason to? Spontanious Sam here.
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#monsterdon Her tea made her dream about being in Wicker Man!

🎵Aquarius. A-quair-iuuss.

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"Are you willing to do artistic nudity?"
"Sure."
"How about non-artistic?"
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"If he were a straight guy, I wouldn't be worried."

WHATTTT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!

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This might sound weird, but this is pretty much the level of trippiness I was expecting from a 1970 Lovecraft movie.

His imagery was weird, and LSD is a hell.of a drug.

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Took a surprisingly long time to get to a bare boob for a movie from the '70s. #Monsterdon

I HATE that dream. Almost as much as the one where I’m late for my final school exam.

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@allanb

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Oh fuck no. Hippies!
Lovecraft would have hated hippies.
More hippies plz.
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This is turning into a furry thing. #monsterdon

She's reliving her last watchthrough of Dark Shadows.

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@strangefour Or the Munsters 😀 #Monsterdon

Dunwich Horror: Cthuloid Horror
Dunlop Horror: Auto Repair Nightmare
Dunkirk Horror: British Army fighting Cthulu and Hitler

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@allanb

I thin it said Alpine in thin metal on the side

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"...you have a nightgown handy?"
"Well, it's my grandfather's"

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@klu9 Triumph TR6 ?

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I TOTALLY believe Wilbur doesn't have a telephone actually #Monsterdon

Theramin is on point in this film.

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"I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning."

ONCE THE TENTACLES HAVE FINISHED WITH YOU

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@allanb prophetic!

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I keep thinking I've seen this "stranded car, looking for a telephone" somewhere else...

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"What's wrong?"

Turn the smug down a notch, bitchass. #Monsterdon

🎶Look at Dean and Sandra Dee, tempting Old Ones from the sea🎶

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Wilbur, could you do something about the theremin in the walls? #monsterdon

So the alien is a cephalopod? How original. Got the Knights Templar involved as well, eh?

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okay what's the Deal with the paperweights

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finish your tea I definitely didn't spike it #monsterdon

I don’t know if I can watch this whole movie if he’s going to keep talking like he wants to fuck me.

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It sounded like drugs being added to tea.

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"Would you like a cup of tea?". I don't know, Dean Stockwell, could you ask it in a somehow creepier way?

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grandpa, you're the worst wingman ever

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Wait, didn't they hang his grandfather?

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Was that a red willow cup? I love the blue willow. I have my Grammy’s blue willow dishes. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

@rallias They didn't invent consent until 1988

although this guy is quite the overachiever when it comes to doing the opposite of getting consent 🤦

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Look at dis c**t sabotaging her car when he said he was going to make tea, what a c**t!

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MY GOD, AN OLD MAN

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he fixed her car and is giving her vitamins what a thoughtful young man #Monsterdon

Oh no she knocked over the priceless acrylic.

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Dude makes such a bad cup of tea he needs to spike it with LSD just to save face.

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I want some diagetic giant crystal radios that play the music of the spheres from out of time and space too.
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The movie that asks: "Yes, but how can we add MORE theremin?" #monsterdon

Pornstache is a classy man, got the Full Service Tea set out for tonight.

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Do not look in the eldritch crystal!

a vehicle breakdown? in my spooky wooded house?

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The distributer is now uncapped!!
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#monsterdon There's a fine line between "Old New England Mansion" and "The Set of the The Adams Family"

This is like a gender swapped remake of the Bell, the Book, and the Candle. Only the creepiness isn't from the age gap. There's much much more that's wrong.
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This could totally still be a porno

The gas station brand name definitely looked like "Hell"

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@nev It was a greasy time.

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#monsterdon this looks like Chris Sarandon's Dracula pad

this reminds me of the addams family house

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We wouldn't have a movie if she didn't say "OK"

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Theremin on the scene!

The other time I saw this I actually rented a physical dvd. #Monsterdon

Look at these stairs that go nowhere, because it's a set!

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Oops, soundtrack woke up. #Monsterdon