Oops, soundtrack woke up. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon this house is so crazy, there must be 4-6 months of unchecked plant growth outside!!!

They don't shun him because he's a whately, they just think he's a creep #monsterdon

He saw Dean Stockwell and was like NOPE
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1970, that's like, what. four gallons? and a tiny car like that, you're getting a good 20 miles per gallon - you'd be fine!

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Gas for a dollar, but you have to wash your own driver windshield #monsterdon

Was this the first Quantum Leap joke of the night?

'Cause Ziggy says it won't be the last.

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@xerozohar https://retro.pizza/@xerozohar/117227094122828357

From an old SubGenius tape:

[MOVIE SNIPPET]'Come back, Old Ones, Princes of Darkness, and repossess the Earth!'

DOUG SMITH[Old Man Voice]: Young man, I, an Old One, am here to repossess your car.

DOUG SMITH[Young Hick Voice]:Buh—

DOUG SMITH[Old Man Voice]: Yes, we're here to repossess the Earth, but we're starting with _your_ car!

DOUG SMITH[Young Hick Voice]: But muh axle's f--cked up!!!

[RHYTHMIC SCREETCHING SOUND EFFECT]

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Borrowing books after hours? Pumping gas after hours? I have the itch to rap someone's knuckles with a ruler

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nice angle, cinematographer. stopping at the hell station

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It's hard to take 70's movies seriously because everyone and everything in them looks like they're from the 70's

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Lovecraft's story prominently featured a red convertible.
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I could be misremembering, but so far this feels they're staying close to the original story.

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Hey mind if I borrow your priceless Necronomicon? No? You snob!

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You just know these days the Necronomicon would be on Wikisource

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@arrjay He crit his Persuasion check.

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@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Your thinking of that Insmouth look 🐟
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#monsterdon This guy must be Maurice because he speaks to the pomposity of love #dunwichHorror

"However, you may check out the library's microfiche copy at your leisure."

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"I'm not superstitious, just a little stitious" #monsterdon

Porn 'stache getting a starring role in the movie

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"You're afraid."

It's your moustache.

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Student of the occult. Red flag right there. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Not for the first time, I wish that people would sometimes forget to add a #Monsterdon tag.

The thing about touching that particular book is it needs the human skin-to-skin contact to stay... fresh.
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@CactuarJoe I dunno, that sounds fishy

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Look around. You'll see what's there. Klingon makeup. All over the place. Well, all over my face.

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Don’t make sideburns like they did back then.

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I guess he makes everyone... moist?

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Wilbur Whately mustache better than Wellington Yueh mustache #monsterdon

Where's the Necro NomNomNom -icon, the Cookbook of the Dead?

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And when the stars are right...I'agh! I'agh! Cthulthu phthagn! #Monsterdon

giant pinky rings mean you are occult-hip
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hate when I get charged late fees for forgetting to return the Necronomicon to the library in time #monsterdon

Yog-Sothoth is a Masterlock, you can jimmy him open with a shim. #Monsterdon

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"I don't suppose it will do any harm"

Famous last words!

so This Guy I guess used love influence to just start straight up reading the Necronomicon in the library?

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"Yog-Sothoth…"

That's the Sephardi pronunciation, I was brought up saying it "Yog-soses"

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How about some cotton gloves, creepy dude!

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His eyes! Have you noticed his mustache!?

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Necronomicon named. I see we're moving quickly...

I'd really like to glance through the Necronomicon. Just a brief glimpse. Page through it a bit. #Monsterdon

Roger Corman? THE MARK OF QUALITY (or at least budget efficiency)

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#monsterdon Oh wait is this Ed Begly Sr??? This would have been one of his last roles if so... #dunwichHorror

Dean Stachewell

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Donald Sutherland's character in Invasion of the Body Snatchers thinks that guy needs to dial his mustache back a bit.

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So nice that they let the Necronomicon out. I assumed it was in the restricted collection.

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DON'T TAKE IT OUT OF THE LIBRARY! That's the whole point of the story! It's hard to get to an unedited copy!
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Why are they standing on her upper lip In the titles. How rude!
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The intro sequence to this #Monsterdon is PHENOMENAL it is basically decade-defining in its style :blobwoah:

For a minute I thought we were going to see the whole script carved into stone blocks.

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So far it sounds like they only composed one theme for the whole soundtrack.

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ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE CORMAN, MAY HE DIRECT BAD MOVIES ETERNAL.

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Happy birthday Wilbur Whatley!
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Corman. Sam Arkoff all the usual suspects. #monsterdon #The DunwichHorror

@cocaine_owlbear The necronomicon. And a boy who needs to avoid dogs. Probably.

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CORMAN!

I THOUGHT I smelled his slimy ooze on this picture :/ #Monsterdon

lol, modern American midwifery

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“In case that devil didn’t look devilish enough, here’s a serpent”

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Music by lounge king Les Baxter

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Baxter

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I love these titles, but that's just me..

Reminder, every film starring Dean Stockwell is just Al from Quantum Leap trying to find his way home.

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Wow! Kool opening titles! I like.

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Satan stepped on a lego. #monsterdon #The DunwichHorror

@nev CRAP i knew i was forgetting something, i was going to do laundry too

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#monsterdon The open titles are neat.

His mom isn't an albino? By gawd! This adaptation is breaking from the text from the first scene.
Which like you really have to Lovecraft is 50% unfilmable old book worms looking at architecture.
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That's Ed Begley Senior, I take it?

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The REAL Dunwich Horrors

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Is that bird symbol appropriated or have I seen this movie before?

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congratulations madam, it's a squid

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I don't suppose that's an aiding childbrith tattoo on her. #Monsterdon

Bad oysters? #Monsterdon

Trailer for this one is giving me mad gialo vibes but it's "American International". #monsterdon

American International AND HP Lovecraft. Man, that bigotry disclaimer at the beginning is doing some heavy lifting tonight.

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@ottaross 😂

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i'd rather watch an AIP film than an AI film

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@diazona what a Dean Crockwell

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This picture has been rated M for Massive tentacles.

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The Dunwich Horror (1970) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

Yup, still looking like a Manos prequel.

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T'was Wilbur who disconnected the ignition coil! :blobcatgiggle2: #monsterdon #Kraa1998

Look what I made out of Legos! #monsterdon #Kraa1998

that is a lego model lmao #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 @diazona hello this is the state department, 1-800-867-5309 #monsterdon

Kraa roars? :blobaww: #monsterdon #Kraa1998

@diazona it's called a plot wormhole #monsterdon

Mogyar is a reverse phreaker! #monsterdon

Kraa is sleeping on the job? #monsterdon #Kraa1998

@Crazypedia Make it make sense! #monsterdon #Kraa1998

He said stay on your toes, and none of them are on their toes. #monsterdon

So, I don't think that actor is actually Italian. #monsterdon

siren? no it's just someone's iphone alarm #monsterdon

The 1970 The Dunwich Horror movie really really should have had a strobe warning. Was not fun during those parts. #monsterdon

@paco 200..ish! :blobcatgiggle2:
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Huh, a #monsterdon first, muffler-man butt...

Okay this Kraa Kaiju is pretty neat looking. I hope someone makes a movie about it someday instead of whatever all this is.