@CactuarJoe damn Eldritch HOA

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#monsterdon this movie is 90% Dean Stockwell leering over Nancy's supine body, by volume

#monsterdon Wilbur is thinking what we're all thinking... "Did I leave my keys in the freezer again?"

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Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?

#monsterdon Oh sure, parts of coastal Massachusetts are so rural and out of touch that they were still using hand-cranked phones in the 1970s.

Get godzilla'd?

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Conjuring is hard work- I'm glad he's taking care of himself with a soup break. #monsterdon
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What in tarnation?!?

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I like tentacle boy's performance in Space: 1999 _way_ better. All that time spent in workshop after this film clearly paid off.

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Good lord. Sam Raimi is such a hack

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MY GOD, THE BARN'S FULL OF BLUE COLOR NEGATIVES #Monsterdon

I hope the payoff to him doing that thing with his hands is that Yog-Sothoth shows up and they play peekaboo

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Did anybody check DoesTheDogSummonYogSothoth.com? #Monsterdon

Maybe he's acting strange because that's definitely daytime.

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Not even the dog wants to be in this film.

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Don't worry, God classically keeps bad things from happening

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In the book WIlbur is a large man. Well "man" Man shaped thing with only half of his body parts looking human. His little brother grows bigger. Much much bugger. As big as barn.
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YOG-SOLTHOTH NO JUTSU

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"Join the circle, complete the chain"

Re-align the gears, inflate the tires

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Bingo!

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Cthulhu can’t open door because Cthulhu keeps getting in the way

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we must act!

sir, there hasn't been barely two scenes of that so far, i'm not expecting a lot from Yog Sothoth.

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you know, the summoning might be easier if you had unlocked the door first.

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Don't keep the Old Gods in your linens cupboard

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Oh, they're still doing their ritual. I actually didn't miss anything, did I?
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I'm pretty sure I read "Necronomican" before I ever heard it pronounced. I'm equally sure in my head I said "neck-row-no-MY-can". #monsterdon

Dean Stockwell implies the existence of Dean Bareshelves

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Egg Nog-Sothoth.

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I wish Yog-Sothoth would show up already

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I feel like Wilbur should be a bit more into this.

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"Come and repossess the earth. we're defaulting on our mortgage"

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@jivens He wants to meet his poppa. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

honk shoo honk shoo
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at this rate, the only thing Wilbur's going to summon is some of the Neutral aliens from Futurama. Tell the Old Ones I said Hello.

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I don’t think Ed Begley knows how to pronounce Necronomicon.

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repo gods

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TITLE DROP!
Wait no...
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The more of this movie I see, the more I believe the Dunwich horror was psychedelics

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I don't care where Lovecraft thought it came from, that color came out of the director's ass.

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"QUICK! To the Library! The answer is in a book! Take a look!"
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The birds! That chant! Sentence fragments! Just phrases! #Monsterdon

Huh, the birds didn't get her soul?

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@kshernandez

Cormanite

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What was she muttering? "Rosebud" #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

DIAGNOSIS: MURDER

OF CROWS

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#monsterdon Double-tap. Come now gentlemen... double-tap.

"We've done everything we can. Just have to wait for the credits." #monsterdon

That's not what whippoorwills sound like #monsterdon

this movie got so dull that I ended up ruminating over my self-depricating joke instead of following the plot :( #monsterdon

Before they had Instagram filters, there were drugs

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I've heard of color out of space but this is just silly

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Whip-poor-wills kinda sound like penguins with a cough.
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So, birds, they are with the old ones? I mean I tend to be on the bird side, so..
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Too many blotters man. Too many blotters.

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who ordered a padded cell WITH MOOD LIGHTING

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Charging a guy with a spear isn't really a good strategy.

Oh fun! More porn sounds, good thing I haven’t opened my windows for the night. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

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that recessed ceiling light *is* pretty annoying tbh

"Sounds like all Hell is breaking loose!"

Wilbur: I love when a plan comes together

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"Well officer, he ran right for my halberd." #Monsterdon

I will admit these guys have a classier cult house than those Manos creeps.

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honestly? that one was on you, officer. you ran into the spear.

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This is like filmmaking 101. As soon as this shot opened, I was like: "yep, they'll fall through that glass case right there."

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bro, maybe don't just run into the spear???

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you night consider handcuffing him... nevermind
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Okay, who DOESN’T have at least one screwdriver with that same black and yellow handle in a drawer somewhere?

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@strangefour

Isn't that Nancy's car?

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robbing the library is an extremely dick move, bro #monsterdon

necronomicon fight!
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LIBRARY FIGHT! BE QUIET!

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Careful mister policeman, he's got a loaded moustache! #Monsterdon

@xerozohar

"Send more Christians."

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Wilbur having a nice car feels so wrong. Like okay sure I'll forgive making him a small handsomeDean Stockwell with a scruffy mustache. But where and why would little weird Wilbur who lives in the woods with his weird grandpa and "brother" in a rickety old farm house get the money for a nice new car? And why would he care to have a cool car?
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Bingo!

The Gateless Gate will open now!

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Where's Amazi-Girl when you need her?

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I've been light on riffs because I'm actually kinda enjoying this movie. It's one of the least-horrible Monsterdons we've had in awhile.

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@amyfou Secretly, just like when he disabled it.

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So does the argument about who gets to be buried in which ground count for a typical #monsterdon real estate plot point?

Next time, let's go somewhere normal like Innsmouth.

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"You can't bury your grandpa here! we only want good, Christian zombies!"

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"We bury our trash at the county dump, not here!" is a great line

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@Lazarou Right! LIke, wtf is dude supposed to do with the body?

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#monsterdon So, did he pay for this grave plot?
Or did he just show up and decide to dig a hole wherever there was room?

#monsterdon "We bury our trash at the county dump, NOT here!"

Great line! Flip the casket!!!

The Dunwitch "the hell are we doing here"

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Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Girls: get you a man who can cook.

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*Julia Child voice* "And then just a sprinkle of ashes on the corpse and bake in the oven for an hour and you have a lovely meal!" #Monsterdon

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At least Nancy remembered to bring a scarf to protect her perfect do from those nasty cemetery winds

@nev@status.nevillepark.ca And her friend got eaten by something I didn't see because I was making a snack. 😂 #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

protein powder won't help your grandpa, dude, he's dead

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What's with the tarot cards?

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Best narration in a film since The Blood Waters of Doctor Z >_> #Monsterdon

The Dunwich Boredom.

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Let's just forget about the other woman until after the funeral...

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#monsterdon lol he's just getting buried in a regular cemetery?! Does non-denominational include Old Ones Worship

They're getting a lot accomplished this afternoon.

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I like the birds trying to catch souls of the dead as they depart..

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I knew that guy was gonna fall down those stairs

Tribbles got loose. #Monsterdon