"What's in the package?"

Me: *giggle*

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Good matte there with the evil temple of evil. #Monsterdon

Yes, perfectly normal. I have one of those over my bird waterer.

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#monsterdon Wait, this place is coastal?

One of those "Country" parts of the Massachusetts coast?

The stairway to heaven you’ve been hearing about.

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Don't get too close- it's just a matte painting. #monsterdon
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Was that a harpsichord? You wouldn't want Theremin to get jealous.

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NOW THAT looks like an evil alter. Glorious matte painting.
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Look, very out of place ruins for plot reasons.

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"Kill 'em all!"

Maybe Lavinia knows something we don't..?

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Wilbur don't drag a dizzy, stoned, teensy woman in a short dress up to the top of a weird mountain that's not nice

This is why I don't go to the east coast. #monsterdon

Kong

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that's right folks, I can make Quantum Leap, Evil Dead, AND Eternal Darkness jokes all at the same time!

anyway

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Love your concern for her, stache dude

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a lovely walk up from the shoreline, punctured by brooding organ.

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Ooh! A crazy house.

" Chamomile! My son will open the gate. KILL THEM ALL!"
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What a fantastic view of the tree branch! #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

I figure most of Lavinia's issues are related to being in that padded room for 20 years TBH #Monsterdon

we've kept her in this padded cell for 25 years and for some reason she's a little off #monsterdon

Lavinia’s kinda looking like Melanie Griffith in Something Wild

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#monsterdon About to see The dangers of touching grass

#Monsterdon crazy mom is the same actress as Elizabeth?

Dead by Dawn! DEAD BY DAWN!

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MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES
I AM NOW LOST TO YOU CAUSE
STOCKWELL COMES
HE WILL DAMN US ALLLLLLL

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Oh now she's got white hair. And gone mad. I always thought of her as a sad withdrawn insanity, not a shouty murderous insanity.
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DR ARMITAGE ACCEPTS THE RISK

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Somone get that woman some pants.
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miss the old days when a doctor’s visit involved a free medical story of horror and madness #Monsterdon

"Kill them all, kill them all"

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

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LAVINIA deserves better

Wasn’t expecting an upskirt.

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What a terrible existence... to be stuck in the mental ward that long.

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Huh I think they kept that ranting scene dialogue completely intact from the story.
And turned albino Lavinia into a pair of old ladies so she could be good looking for some pointless reason.
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maybe Pornstache is The Horror the whole time.

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Nice “chandelier” above the bed.

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#monsterdon I really like his trademark cane.

I'm going to start carrying a weird cane and not explaining anything about it.

flashback to 25 years ago with the exact same actors and the exact same makeup #monsterdon

"Remember, this was before I grew a mustache."

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An albino woman with black hair, eyebrows & eyelashes?

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Uhh, sepia flash back. Neat.
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THose dark eyebrows are very Bert From Sesame Street.
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Oh, wait, the same notarised woman.

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I do love that Old Pornstache carries that totem with him EVERYWHERE

keep the bit up.

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Another notarized woman.

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#monsterdon A guy in strange attire walks into a shop with a Lovecraftian lollypop and be like "please believe me"

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The townsfolk always jeered him for his giant lollipop headed staff thingy

AH. That's why they had the old age make-up. For the flashback. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I was wondering why the doctor had Elmer's glue on his face, now I see he had to also be young(?)

Flashback!

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BLOODLDLOODLOODLLOOO FLASHBACK TIME

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@CactuarJoe I'll betcha it's a super nerdy play room.

Funko Pops, coin collections, California Raisins and the like. I wanna see.

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@jivens

it is

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"THE GIRL" HAS A NAME, JACKASS. #Monsterdon

Hmmm... the old ones could be brought back to destroy mankind. Where have I heard that one? Ah, yes! The midterm elections!

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You can save a lot on dialogue if you don't record anyone talking.

There's some weird timeline in this. Wilbur's 25 years old, he's only teens (but BIG) in the story. When's the great-grandfather's witch-burning?

So now we do recreate the H.P. Lovecraft trope, where one professor explains all the backstory to another.

But unlike any HPL, there's now been FOUR women in this movie. Lavinia, Nancy, Elizabeth, & Nurse.

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Definitely pre-HIPAA
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I'm glad someone's repeating the sacrafice stuff. I forgot from three minutes ago.
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pre-Godfather Talia Shire??!!

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#monsterdon The guy that never had a girlfriend now has a girlfriend?

Spooky.

"I wonder what's going on."

Me too, these repeated fast cuts are confusing.

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THat really does look like Talia Shire.

@thatdawnperson This film is rated M for #Monsterdon by the MPAA: Motion Picture ActivityPub Association.

The doc’s eyebrows and mustache looks so fake

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But I'm going to worry you anyways. #Monsterdon

Do they have old age makeup on Doctor Cory? Why? #Monsterdon

So many heavily wrinkled people in this movie. Must be all the smoking. #monsterdon

Keep waiting for someone to start singing ...

And I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be,
Oh, I wish that I could be
Richard Cory.

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The doctor looks like Graham Chapman #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "This will sound quite fantastic."

He says before going into his solo.

Yep. That's her. Adriaaaaaaaaaan! #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Between Star Fleet officers falling for eugenicist war lords in "Space Seed," and city girls falling for cultists in Dunwich, I have questions about 'choice' feminism. #Monsterdon

"You have me in an awkward position."

HALF-NELSON

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Odd that the great grandson of a man who was lynched wouldn't date in the town that did it.

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The girls around there are all on to him.

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Okay I gotta put the laundry in the dryer, shit better have gotten weird by the time I get back

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Not with any girl around here. He only likes 'em with tentacles.

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Ah, the old pre-HIPAA days
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Umm...SOMETHING else. #Monsterdon

@nev
He might have been an early #MCU devotee. 🤔

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Talia Shire?

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Dunwich? WHAR-WITCH?!

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@Violinknitter @wohali where else could he find a purple bed like that?

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A country doctor's used to strange requests?

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The university is Arkham in this? Okay sure. I guess that's easier to pronounce... But we have the Necronomicon!
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Ed Begley looks like he took second place in a Garry Marshall lookalike contest.
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"...Arkham, eh? Say hello to the Joker for me."

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Pre-HIPAA, eh?

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Porn mustache #2 #monsterdon

Adrian!

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"A final sacri--"

NO.

"(dammit.)"

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That's some weird talk to get a girl on your bed, man.
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WELL WE'RE AT THE GREYHOUND STATION, NICE TO WALK ME HERE BAIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Serious blinking

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Gosh, I hope no one else tries one of those sacrifice things.
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Talia Shire??

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Wow, imagine getting a doctor appointment that day. Amazing.
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ok but Nancy's coat thing is pretty cool

I *still* wonder what the tentacles are up to

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