I *still* wonder what the tentacles are up to

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RE: https://mastodon.online/@WhiteCatTamer/117227174048423239

Like a less-useful version of Nancy Drew

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Cheap way to a avoid writing dialog, having it too loud to hear.
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Wilbur chill out about your lynched grandfather

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"Wilbur, stop it!"

I'm so BORED, Wilbur!

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@paco Very strange.

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I never knew the collective members of Monsterdon were such anti-tea fanatics. I'm taking it a little personally.

#TeaIsGood

In the days before microfiche there was only macrofiche

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24 hour clock, now i'm jealous

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Mother: "Abby Normal" #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Wall's Safe and Lock

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Now that’s what you call a broadsheet!

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What the fuck? Why did they shoot an entire 60 seconds of dialog and then replace it with machine noises?
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Wait, I saw something move out of the top of the frame. That wasn't an actual boom mic, was it? 🤣 #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

@WastelandWandrr oh we have *definitely* had a creaky door, a date that ends badly, and this guy takes himself way too seriously (arguably every guy in the movie so far) #monsterdon

“I don’t have to answer to you, I do what I want” Wilbur is a sassy, messy bitch #Monsterdon

This film would be a lot less complicated these days. The book would be up on https://archive.org for all to see.

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I think I'm a few minutes ahead. So sorry about any spoilers. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

maybe the old dude just likes carrying a little tambourine around

maybe someday someone will call him mister tambourine man and make his entire month

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@CactuarJoe budget cuts

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no one will be seated during the riveting printing press scene #monsterdon

You're supposed to mic the actors so you can hear what they're saying!

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Are monsterdon heroines always this stupid?
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grey haired glasses dude woulda been such a great role for David Lynch

Alright, Cartman “I do what I want!”
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@apLundell Is that the closest we are going to get to a whip-poor-whill in this movie? Just a stylized birdie.
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More like the Dunwich Bore-er am I right? (no relation to the Fallout 4 gag)

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Ye olde printing press., boys and girls..

This REALLY takes its time getting going.... #monsterdon

"can you mime like you're arguing?"
"sure!"
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Dean Stockwell's secret stash of Mini M&Ms, still in their tube.

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Is there a reason Grandpa is carrying around an Inuit totem on a stick? #Monsterdon

I’ll be alright, I just need to review my consent training #Monsterdon

@WastelandWandrr 🎉

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you’re not the boss of me!

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I will say, these sets are fantastic

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Nancy stop drinking that roofied British tea!

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"...these are MY pop rocks!"

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dreamcatcher cane ahoy?

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Does anyone know when the deadites or whoever will attack? Maybe a time?

#TeamDeadite
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“We’re going to town, aren’t we?”

“Well, I’m about to, anyway.”

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“Of course I know what I’m doing”
Famous last words
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Surprised this blonde ninny hammer didn't read Act 2 of The King in Yellow. #Monsterdon

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Stop drinking the tea!

"Oh yes, we're 'going to town'."

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I'm here all night folks!

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"kinda sleepy."
"Well, I _am_ poisoning you..."
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🍵

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Not roofied... not roofied at all...

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DING DONG

It's her mother and Dr. Armitage at the door.

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d'ya think it's lsd he's putting in the tea?

We just had as many women in one scene as Lovecraft ever wrote in his entire life.
(I am exaggerating... but not by much!)
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I'm getting some willie willie
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I think the Manson Family killings may have helped to get this made.

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She's sitting in an early form of Gaming Chair #monsterdon

Yep. That's Some Pig. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

#monsterdon We're looking for Landshark. Have you heard of Landshark? How about the Necronomnomnomicon, the cursed book of Appetizers? HAVE YOU NANCY? AND.... did you, oh I don't know... BRING THE COFFEE WENCH! Wilbur wants the coffee... Nancy.

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NANCY don't lie for him he's called Wilbur and he's a major creeep

Back in the day if you had enough sideburn and moustache you could ask anyone you wanted if they liked sex without consequences #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Old man has an amazing cane.

Or maybe he's going to be bidding at an auction later?

Strange dream? Looks like an music clip from Queen
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Love that combination of scarf and coat on Brunette 70s woman

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NANCY WAGNER. OH MY GOD HOW FAR DID WE GET IN FOR A NAME

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woah girlfriends

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Green acres is the place to be!

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Dr. Buzz Killington has come to spoil the magick.

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@dogwelder I suspect the way that went was "let's see how far we can push the definition of 'artistic'"

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Is that... a Ford Galaxie? It is some old boat..

I WANNA ROCK! #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Not so much a pickup artist as a put-off artist. #Monsterdon

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what kinda car is that seafoam green number?

Just earned that “M”

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havin' my country smokes, letting the world go by.

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Talk about pick up artists...

"Nancy, why don't you stay the weekend?"

I've got plenty more acid!

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I'm hearing jazzy trumpets combined with the eerie music and it's throwing my mood off.

Real, Human-written dialog, everyone.

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How do you feel about sex?
I've known you 10 hours..

Let's talk about sex, baby
let's talk about da-go-ni

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“Sounds kinda sexual to me.”
TYPICAL!

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Can't tell if these cultists are clowns or hippies.

Breast count, at least 2.
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I'm recalling some other Lovecraft movie based on "The Shuttered Room" with Gig Young.

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@whiskeysailor oh my god he's such a creep #monsterdon

That wasn't sexual at all. You didn't need to bring that up, Wilbur

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“It’s not like her not to have called”

You mean when she’s not on the screen she acts like a normal woman?

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Cameraman asked for a wide angle lens. The most they could afford was the 2 liter bottle of coke from the trailer.

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He's not gay, he's just got a moustache. #Monsterdon

No hon. It's the straight ones you gotta worry about. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Shining gleaming steaming flaxen waxen

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That scene was fondly remembered as the most fun anyone ever had being an extra in a horror movie.

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"If he was a straight guy". Whoa whoa whoa whoa. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear Most of the early Lovecraft flicks weren't this trippy. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

This nightmare is truly Lovecraftian #monsterdon

Meanwhile, at the Pizza Hut

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Considering how much H.P.L. would have _loathed_ hippies, I think he would have approved.

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WE NEED TO REMIND YOU WE GOT THE M

HAVE TITTIES

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Dean Stockwell saying that is disturbing TBH
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Spooky specters are very hippy.