"Hello, is anybody here?"

Owl: What am I, chopped liver?

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Owl: "They ain't home, lady. I've been hooting all night at them."

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ngl I've slept with people who've had cringier tattoos

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I really do love some of the cars in this movie though.

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Everybody keeps pickled eggs on a table on their porch, right? #monsterdon
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Me that's who 🦉

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Owl: "Hey Bert!"

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#Monsterdon 1970’s Halloween porn music is trippy

Owl just chilling as they do in the day
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Ah yes, the theremin-full love theme from Dunwich Horror. #monsterdon

The soundtrack is too silly for this to be a pagan ritual of evil.
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#monsterdon We’ve got Propeller, Sacred Cow, Kindergartener Maze, and Limp Aubergine... right Dean. RIGHT DEAN…

this scene is good but I think they could drag it out for another ten min #monsterdon

The true Dunwich horror is that Wilbur is a Webdings Guy. Can't get enough of that font. Tattooed it on his chest.

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My dog does not like theremin music apparently. 😅

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Looks like a real, well trained owl. #monsterdon

Kinda feeling icky right now.

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i bet it woulda tickled when they drew all that stuff on his tummy with ball point pens

I like that when he parted his shirt he also parted his ascot.
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He had more tentacles in the book ​:xf_cthulhufhtagn:​

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Time for some greasy skeevy 70's white people sex :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon

Hahaha, someone’s been drawing WingDings on his chest!

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"Now I'll show you everything my grandfather taught me." #Monsterdon

I'm surprised he didn't try to get them to have sex on the altar

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I've been drawing on myself!
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Why does everyone has a dark robe but Wilbur still wears a tie?
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This is worse than watching the scrambled Cinemax channel on an old cable box #monsterdon

Do the sheets match the mustache Dead?
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oh lord, this might be too much Dean Stockwell, even for me.

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Nice Dinbats tatoo

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@kcarr2015

The good beer is made in The Devi's Hopmeter.

The Devil's Hopyard just produces the gas station six-packs.

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Pornstache has *perfected*low-touch sex.

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This movie is what happens when Ziggy decides to have a laugh at the silly humans.

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The movie projected on a cloth canvas is a neat visual... but like why? I don't think it helps the scene any. It doesn't make it more dream like it's just texture.
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@berniethewordsmith

Don't YogSothoth-shame a brother...

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Now he's just copping a feel.
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Oh, are we to the writer/directors unmasked fetish part of the movie?

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BABY OIL!?!? AAAAAAAAAUGH

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Guillermo del Torres copied ole' Stockwell's pose there

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The darkness came all right, if you know what I mean.

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They borrowed the cheesecloth from Star Trek.

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Good ol' Yog Sothoth... never fails.

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OK. Soundtrack includes:

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pls no

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Cheesecloth-o-vision #Monsterdon

@apLundell there's a lot of beautiful beachfront property they just never developed, full of cursed altars and whatnot #monsterdon

#monsterdon See, I don't think black hoods that limit your vision could be ideal while dogging near a cliff but what do I know

Shot on Jean Kodak. Jodak.

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This pose just makes me think he should be blowing raspberries or going whooop-wooop-wooop like one of the Three Stooges.
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@jeffron

"My point, exactly."

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that's an oddly large number of vulcans to attend such an oh wait no that's titties

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were these guys just hiding behind the stones, or like...

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@jgamble
It's where they make the Devil's beer.

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Oh, you can see the weave on the cloth they used!

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#monsterdon If we project the movie on canvas, maybe it'll look like a painting.

Yog-sothoth! of the goofy hand poses! #Monsterdon

@xerozohar Only a single, though. Budget problems. #Monsterdon

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"Devil's Hopyard."

Well it's more impressive than Plymouth Rock.

"Naked to the elements"

Carbon and lead, leering at her naked body

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ENTENDRE

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Of course, there were no nudie books back in those days.

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This is also part of the plot of the Da Vinci Code, I think

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What is it about ‘70s movies and disturbed young men whose names begin with W.

Wilbur
Willard

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Wait- virginal? Sorry, can't help.
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YOG

SOCK HOP!

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#monsterdon Bro your foreplay is too specialized. May I suggest something a bit more vanilla

Seeing this movie from the 70's in what looks like 4k and 30 fps feels weird. I both appreciate the higher quality, but feel like it's wrong somehow. It's like the whole movie is sitting in the uncanny valley.

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Familiar music again...

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oh lady, on the ROCK? that's gonna hurt.

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oh ok just lay down on it.
sure.
yeah, ok

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It's because he's coo-coo for cocoa puffs, isn't it

it's the cocoa puffs

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Pornstache, giggling: "fertility rites were practiced here"

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slowly they came

step by step

inch by inch

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#monsterdon He said... screwing. Now pay attention you silly ninny.

Ah yes the Devil's Hopyard obviously the perfect sort of place to take a date #Monsterdon

If you're tired you could lay on that rock bed with convenient tie-down spots.
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RE: https://toot.cat/@thatdawnperson/117227207605856923

Ted Lasso could’ve warned her

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"Is this an altar?"

No, it's an original.

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@amyfou He seemed so nice at the beginning. Who could have predicted this turn of events? #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Is that a sacrificial altar? That’d be a nice place to recover from too much tea with a creepy man. #monsterdon

Devil should get a gardener...
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The Devil’s Bounce House

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The Devil makes Hops here. And Barley. We think he might have been a beer snob a thousand years ago.
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#monsterdon Shoutout to the Timpani Players here, fantastic job, no notes #dunwichHorror

The Devil's Hopyard sounds like a cool brewery #monsterdon

Hey now I have actually been hiking in the devil's hopyard (lovecraft loved borrowing place names) #monsterdon

yeaaah you can't fool me, that's Zuul's makeout spot.

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the devil's hopyard? because he hops around here, or because this is the crop for his local brewery?

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It's called the Devil's Styrofoam set. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

lovely use of matte painting there #Monsterdon

Hang on, Wilbur has to deliver this Amazon package
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does the devil run a microbrewery then?

“And here, upon the plains of Osgiliath, we look across the sea to the land of Mordor”

Sorry, mixing up my stories and my geography here

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And Nancy's getting weeeeeaker. Looking paler day by daaaaaay. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

"What's in the package?"

Me: *giggle*

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Good matte there with the evil temple of evil. #Monsterdon