@apLundell

That's what I'd do.

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Sandra Dee's finest acting.
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#thedunwichhorror

I did think they were rushing the funeral a bit #monsterdon

I pushed him down the stairs
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Where's the damn pitchforks? #Monsterdon

I wish he'd explain this movie to me. Wow, it is all over the place.

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#monsterdon Fist amendment issue!!!!!

Was he just doing a self burial?
#monsterdon

oh great The Cosmic Horrors Police #Monsterdon

Ah yes, legal folderol actually stops the mob.

True wish fulfilment here.

#monsterdon

The offering of Yankee Candle wax is key to a good orthodox Yog-Sothoth burial service.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I think I need to consult the Necronomicon to make sense of the plot.

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This feels like a Music Video without the music

#monsterdon

Hey, it’s the same extras from grandpa’s flashback #monsterdon

And it went wherever I did go #monsterdon

oh now you break out all the paraphernalia

#monsterdon

Burying grampa and doing some air curls for the ladies.

That’s just how he rolls.

#Monsterdon

Don't look now you accidentally buried the cameraman movie. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

#monsterdon A little lions mane, a little chagas, a little dom perignon... and we have... gnarly mud.

RE: https://timeloop.cafe/@apLundell/117227257840748433

And it’s really just full of old National Geographics and Time Magazines

#Monsterdon

Now, just a touch more vermouth and...

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OLD ONE JUTSU

#monsterdon

I guess they really didn't invent men having emotions until sometime after this movie huh

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2 extra guys passing by decided to show up for the funeral

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OK I'm back. I see the body count is at at least 1.

#Monsterdon

Your grampa’s dead—but what about the birds? #Monsterdon

Man, this guy is always making tea.
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#thedunwichhorror

TIER PARGON ARATAK ZIGGY PARGON

#monsterdon

*dude's father figure dies* "but did you hear those birds??" #monsterdon

"You can't stop The Old Ones" sound a lot like "you can't stop AI!!" #Monsterdon.

He was paddle no more.

#monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

stop you with the onion tied 'round my belt, I'll stop you!

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🎵Ahh, so you discuss me…

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Tentacles, boobs? What is that, a hentai?
#monsterdon
#thedunwitchhorror1970

#monsterdon "You disgust me", said guy who brings Tinder dates to a cliff

Careful there, Dean. Coman can only afford maybe two emotions per production at your level.

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"You disgust me."

Says the roofy-ing rapist >_>

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The only true horror in Dunwich is Wilbur's moustache.

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#monsterdon Janet, Nancy, Margaret, Elizabeth, Hut hut hike!

she fell RIGHT through

STRAIGHT into the basement

WHAM!

like an anvil!

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/117227244148527975

ah well. RIP peacoat.
#Monsterdon 🦑 #TheDunwichHorror1970

We have now reached the hentai portion of the film.

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TENTACLE DISCO TIME :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

Bad news, grandson. The pagan orgy ate another one.

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Well, I guess I don't have to do the supper feeding for the Thing. #Monsterdon

the editing on the sequence of her girl getting attacked was groovy

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That whole altar sequence gave me flashbacks to my old Lovecraft paperbacks but I don't remember them being so porny.

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Ahh, she sound the technicolor and taxidermy cabinet. They really should put a lock on that thing...

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I said it before: ive watched enough animé to know where this is going.

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You have awakened the wrath of the Technicolor spaghetti monster!

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I guess. Yeah. Don't go in there. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

His grandfather is Angel from The Rockford Files. #monsterdon
#thedunwichhorror

#monsterdon I see we've reached the Michael Bay stage of cinematography.

Bats?

With the power of turning the world into animation?

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Well, that’s uncalled for! None of us need an epileptic seizure tonight. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

#Monsterdon 👶 🧑‍🔬 🧑‍🔬🤰👹🫨🏃😱

it's a COLORS MONSTER!!🦑 😱

There’s a metal stairs like that in one of the local theaters, and I refer to it as the spiral staircase of doom

Never had this happen tho

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It's a technicolor freakout! #Monsterdon

listen, if i climbed a spiral staircase and there was a door at the top with something beating to be let out, i would simply not open it.

#monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Hard to believe the grandpa man was only 52 when this movie was made.

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She's being attacked by a color negative! #Monsterdon

Attack of the color filters

#monsterdon
#TheDunwichHorror

See? He likes 'em with tentacles!

#monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

MY GOD IT'S FULL OF COLOR FILTERS

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@LingLass

Now I want some loin jewelry too

#monsterdon

fuckin' mission impossible sneaking music

#monsterdon

We could have had things so much better....

#monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Oh no, the NFB was hiding behind the locked door! #monsterdon

Kettle drum player is doing some work.

#monsterdon

She's about to meet Cousin Zeke. #Monsterdon

THE SCARY DOOR! as seen on Futurama!
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#thedunwichhorror

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Soon!!!

Anyone wanna lay odds on her survival?

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Is it just me or does that house look way bigger on the inside?

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

She gonna open that door, isn't she?

#monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

well i guess that's what the tentacles were doing

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DON’T GO UP THE STAIRS AND UNLATCH THE DOOR, LIZ!!!! #Monsterdon

Can’t she hear the heartbeat? #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Am I the only one who thinks that Grandpa sounds like "Me flavored water" guy from Disenchanted?

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

I wonder when we get to see the monster

#Monsterdon

This place compels me... it compels me to dust. #monsterdon

Hey, she isn't about to open the rattling door is she? This character has totally not earned that reveal.

#Monsterdon #TheDunwitchHorror1970

Heartbeat soundtrack...

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Nancy?

Sluggo?!

Nancy?!

Aunt Fritzi?!

Sluggo?!

#monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

She just huite woman'd her way into someone else's house. LOL

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

@cullen_waters it's… it's too late for me…

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Forget the rest of the movie, let's see what the owl does

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

assault, elder abuse, trespassing, home invasion... #monsterdon

So where do all these cultists hang out most days? Maybe that town is kinkier than it looks.

One buttock cited, and ritualistic tats!
#monsterdon

and she's scry-y-ing a stair-r-case

to no-wherrrrrrrre

#monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

You can see, this film was strongly influenced by "Manos, the hands of fate" #monsterdon

oop elder abuse! #Monsterdon

Pay no attention to that man working the smoke machine behind the shrubbery.

#Monsterdon

That escalates from tresspass to burglary.

#Monsterdon

"I'm not staying away from anywhere!"

I'm everywhere!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Lollypop Prophet does not have a lot of social skills

Where's the "Owl hoots menacingly" square on the bingo card?

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970