Someone put out the fire on her forehead.
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What does Wilbur hope to gain by all this?

C'mon MOON! And does this count for fog or mist?

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yawn

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That's another movie, sir.

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Klatuu... Barada... NECKTIE #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear Don't blame Lovecraft for that. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

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this seems bad

#monsterdon you Princes of Darkness, you Kings of New England

Did I miss some leap of logic there? He heard "birds" and he immediately thinks of the Necronomicon?

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@brooke oh now me too

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Army of Darkness? Is Ash here?
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That chant? She moaned and then said, "My sons." #Monsterdon

Necromamicon?
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Did he just mispronounce the Necronomicon?

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Those sound more like cranes than whippoorwills..

@kshernandez orange 😛

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Pantone demons got her :/ #Monsterdon

Still more birds than #zombies5Killerbirds.

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Retinitis solarisationosa, worst case I've ever seen

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#monsterdon I have no subtitles here so cannot tell if "chittering" has been invented yet for subs purposes yet, but we got some. At least we're "squelch" free over here. #dunwichHorror

The plot, acting, and script are weak, but the cinematography experiments sometimes hit a sweet note. #monsterdon

thankfully for Wilbur, Arkham had a stand your unholy ground law #Monsterdon

We’ve done everything we can. And when I say everything, I mean nothing.

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everyone in this movie is an expert bird noticer #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear Day ending in y? #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Surprise- this is a stealth sequel to The Birds.
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That nurse sure looks like Talia Shire. Wrong age, though, right? #Monsterdon

Lavinia is dying of chromacolor.

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Uhh Lavinia has bad fx on her eyes!
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They been doping her up with gel filters. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

The old grab the spear that stabbed you trick always looks good.

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we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas #monsterdon

#monsterdon Dear filmmakers: that does not sound exactly like an attack

Heavy Breathing: the Movie (1970) #Monsterdon

Hate the red & purple. Eww #Monsterdon

@diazona "Ugh, it's pronounced So-tót." #monsterdon #YogSothoth

I mean sure they've taken some ludicrous liberties with the story for gross '70's sexytimes reasons but given this is porn 'stache era Dean Stockwell (DC Werewolf, anyone?) I'm frankly astounded at home much of the plot and dialog from HP Lovecraft actually made it into this thing #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

those aren't birds! those aren't even dolphins!

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#monsterdon Livonia is not going to pay a lot for that muffler. OKAY!

It's been 25 years and her porn noises haven't changed a bit

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Wilbur has finally silly killed someone!

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"I was using the spear to get my balance and guard just ran into it."

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Supposedly you're there to guard those things becuase they're valuable. You might want to stop destroying it all. #monsterdon

Dr Cory's nurse is named Cora? Fantastic writing. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear Some people have to leave the hard way
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He missed the pointy stick portion of the course. #Monsterdon

This movie just isn't as much fun now that Red Green is dead. #monsterdon

hey, the girl who looks exactly like you, where is she #monsterdon

C'mon mr library guard, don't die like this to moustache dude?
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It helps when your opponent just runs straight into your spear for you.

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@apLundell He had time that day! RIP, my guy.

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@diazona

Hard to keep up. This movie has it all!

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Don't you just love it when your opponent conveniently impales themselves on your weapon

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He must have skipped the day they taught everyone that you don't run into the spear at the academy.

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that was no "They Live!" alley fight but it was still totally decent

edit: I mean yeah the lack of score was noticeable but I'm not judging them too hard

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OH NO! If only there was a way to avoid that spear! #Monsterdon

Oh no he's got a spear. What's the best way to disarm him?

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@emma no, they are in a library!

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Yep. Shoulda shot him. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

@Blort Oh whoops, I must have missed those.

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I would have been so mad if nobody went through that glass display case in the middle of the frame #monsterdon

@anne Yep, the textile of angry rural folks #Monsterdon

I was wrong! He decided to run into a spear.
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It's so weird to me this fight scene doesn't have any backing track at all. It sounds like one of those "stage foley" videos off Youtube, just with less squeaky shoes. #Monsterdon

Security guard is literally fighting for his job. Cuz if you get your ass whooped you're fired.

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RE: https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/117227275322610611

I mean: dude’s dad just died today and he’s just commandeering space in the community graveyard and burying him without any talking to anyone about it

Mustache dude’s people really have been consorting with evil for decades and I don’t think it’s wrong for the townspeople to be upset at that!! #Monsterdon

Watch out. Violence.

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No thrilling fisticuffs music? #Monsterdon

@diazona Him again? Christ. Let it go to voice. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

I don’t understand why he looked back then jumped on the table. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

that cop's getting hit on the head with a table leg.
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I love a good library battle!

Just gonna cut out the middlemen and the guvmint and take Pa straight over to the graveyard cuz we OWN that plot DON'T TREAD ON ME MAN #Monsterdon

He's gonna get Necrocomiclobbered!

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/117227244148527975

Now I've moved on to coveting Nancy's belted capelet/poncho/coat-like outer garment #Monsterdon 🦑 #TheDunwichHorror1970

Stockwell PUNCH!!!

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#monsterdon Summoning Yog-Sothoth to make you some babies: surprisingly similar to making a new craft cocktail. Also people just man-slaughtering someone then hauling them off to be buried as one does in 1970.

@diazona

Oh and robes and cobwebs.

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I wouldn't blame Yog-Sothoth for being very annoyed with how often this dude is invoking his name

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Shoot him! Shoothim shoothim shoothim! #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

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missed opportunity to have Wilbur have to avoid some kind of complex system of laser sensors

YUS! PUNCH HIM AGAIN! #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

@me she's constantly drugged

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Not often you have a fight scene staged in a library. Two finger guns up. #monsterdon

Poor Nancy so drugged...
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So the staff wasn't too important if he's buried with it? It was just his favorite walking stick. #monsterdon

@diazona

We've kinda had screaming and a summoning (Yog Sothoth) too

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#monsterdon He's going to slowly retreat from being Massengill Fresh. Slightly off-peak, a touch beyond his "best by" date…

How could anyone steal this priceless book? It's protected by a cheap window lock AND a cheap case lock.
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is he gonna light the black flame candle???

#wrongMovie #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Man, is Nancy STILL high? Jesus, dude must have a HELLUVA dealer. "Yessir mister Wheatley, thirty gallons of LSD tomorrow morning prompt."

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that car is definitely not big enough to recline the seats that far #monsterdon

"Nobody's dead until the Sheriff says they're dead." * shoots old man * "Now you can bury him." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I see the car got fixed lol

Finally! A change in pitch for Dean.

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How quickly did this guy get an undertaker? Was that the same day the old man fell down the stairs?? #Monsterdon

You can really tell they’re the angry townspeople because of all the PLAID
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