"weird night, let's load a gun, it'll be fine"

#monsterdon

Bastards better not hurt the pooch! This pooch didn't do nothing to nobody!! :(

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I guess the Joads moved to New England #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

@aburka right? How will the old ones feast on her clothedness? It just doesn't have the same impact.

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@Taweret nowadays you could just find Yog-Sothoth on TikTok #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hey! We got leash laws! You can't just let your dogs wander around hunting abominations!

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the horsie is just a skinny minny!

Dogs always know when evil is coming.

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#monsterdon That's now how you do the Wednesday dance bro

NIGHT FILTER MY BELOTHED

#monsterdon

Why did they just leave a random horse & cow in their front yard?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Rusty has some Maine Leg-hound in him Clark, best to let him finish, if you know what I mean. You seem to be enjoying it too…

No, Doogy!!! #Monsterdon

this dog better not die

#Monsterdon

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This is a book club you DON'T want to belong to.

#monsterdon "Invoke a horror beyond space and time. Make sure to use bulleted points and alter the natural cycle. Go step by step"

Oo, fresh spam. #Monsterdon

Wilbur, you got yerself one helluva bug zapper!

#monsterdon

Animals acting like something’s up. Maybe it’s just a storm coming, but best grab the rifle from where you never lock it up. #monsterdon

Dog-soltoth

#monsterdon

Yawn-soghoth
#Monsterdon

"Are you feeling yog-sogoth... down there? Depends has you covered!" #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

okay so now we're in 1890s wyoming?

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I thought she was supposed to be naked #monsterdon

Are they eating ham cake? #monsterdon
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HORSIE!

oh! he yelled!

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#Monsterdon

Tentacle twin is breaking out!

Book Buddies! #necronomicon

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RE: https://mypocketpals.online/notes/aqu3wkl0e8

never break the chain?

are you trying to summon Stevie Nicks?

#monsterdon

Wait so he needed to summon an intermediary first? But *then* it'll be the Old Ones, right?

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movies like to show arcane rituals as glamorous, but when you're a working occultist without generational wealth, you usually only have the budget to mind control Linnea Quigley

#monsterdon

Now the Alien makes a showing?

#Monsterdon

🎵🎵Time to set the house on FIre! 🎵🎵

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@moira

SPOILER ALERT!

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Wilbur's dicking about with the knife, especially over the grave, is reminiscent of a Shamen video #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

yeah yag off yourself

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When does Dr. Beckett show up and fix this? #monsterdon
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#monsterdon Oh yeah, this happens all the time with crystal balls. The focus sunlight and start a fire.

It's more common during the day, though.

lord, blinky lights warning, for real, folks.

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I hate it when my musical rocks fall over and burn down my house. Damn cats.
#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Here comes Satan Claus!

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Are we going to see Corman's barn burning down again? #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Whoops, flammable rock. This is why he's under lock and key, he can't be trusted with open flame. #Monsterdon

ELDRITCH LASER

#monsterdon

Whoa. That was a LOT of foam.

#Monsterdon
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Now, going to the library to get a book is going to work, but they could have also called the Ghostbusters and used proton packs to deal with this problem.

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@RobynGoodfellow 😂

I feel like this would have fit in The Good Place

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@amyfou

Translator microbes

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#monsterdon Why'd he have to "summon" him if he just lives upstairs?

Ol' Sothoth upstairs in His bedroom...

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I want to get up and make ramen but I'm such a mark for cosmic horror. #monsterdon

Whoops, ritual interrupted by the Dryer Lint Monster. #Monsterdon

oh lawd he comin'

#monsterdon

The door will at last open!

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You know what would make this actually scary? One of those cymbal monkies.

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i guess the old gods speak English

I thought she was supposed to be naked for this?

I mean it's okay either way, just be consistent

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Monster inbound!

maybe
#Monsterdon

yes, for the love of god, please start acting

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@klu9 "Now ma'am we've been sendin' letters reg'lar for over a year now. If'n you couldn't keep the payments up on reality y'shouldn'ta bought it." #Monsterdon

Rockwall's having fun with the bits of business with the knife. #Monsterdon

No one told him that demon boomers are the absolute worst.

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

@tamazon Couldn't keep his parts to himself... tsk tsk.

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#monsterdon "I pretend to be the worlds most awkward blender.”

The Old Ones enjoy a little knife twirl. #Monsterdon

Yog Sothoth won't come out unless you twirl your knife just... so. #monsterdon

@diazona it was in a cursive type font/language from the couple of glimpses we saw. I think we are still working on that for OCR. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Is he going to stab her through the book?

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The fancy knife flourishes add a little je ne sais quois #monsterdon

This would make a good way to sign off on emails:

Thank you for your time and attention.

Yog Sothoth,

Bob

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i wish i cared about dean stockwell's character's motives

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#monsterdon Knife play? In this Lovecraftian economy?

needs more ritual for filler
#Monsterdon

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I hope Dean improvised Wilbur's swirly blade action

Brother in law of Darkness
#monsterdon

I admit I have been more scared playing the original Doom back in the days! :blobcatgiggle2:
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he's got 7-up in that cup

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You're trying again? I thought you needed a virgin on the altar. You kind of spoiled that earlier, didn't you? #Monsterdon

Yog-sothoth... Yes, so Thursday? #Monsterdon

So when I wondered at the start of this movie if Dean Stockwell was going to sound stoned all the way through, I think we all know now that the answer is YES. YES HE WILL.

I mean honestly Dean, you're sounding stoned even when trying to summon Yog-Shoggoth? You can't put a little more life into it? YOU'RE CALLING THE OLD ONES, MAN!

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

so the Old Ones are just... bailiffs?

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knife skills
#monsterdon
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#monsterdon "Come ... back ... dark ones ... and ... repossess ... the earth; ... we're ... behind ... on ... our ... payments."

:Crow T Robot Voice:

WOULD YOU GET ON WITH IT?! #monsterdon

I think we all have learned an important lesson, don't have tea with Dean Stockwell
#monsterdon

I'm going to go check on my snacks
#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

"The Army of Darkness shall sweep down… Avengers…"

And now I'm just going to be thinking about three much better movies I could be watching, thanks Sam.

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Dude is getting high on his own supply.
#monsterdon

I wonder if *that* copy of the book is necessary to summon the Old Ones or if it's just the text? Like, could you do a summoning with a photocopy? What about with a USB drive with an OCR'd scan?

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Excellent! Are we going to get a conga line now?

#monsterdon
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#monsterdon did she just say "pig nighty"?

Ummm, can someone put out her head?

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Yada, yada, dark ritual and all that.

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See, if I were saying this I believe I would have had some second thoughts at that point.

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"The army of darkness…"

No, that's a different, better movie.

"Princes of darkness…"

No, that's a different, more entertaining but equally bad movie

#Monsterdon

“i’ve got to get to the library right away” #Monsterdon

Old Ones Repo Man #Monsterdon

"Repossess the earth"

Humanity... Has fallen behind... On its rent. #Monsterdon

Is he gonna do the "Klaatu, Barada .... cough" bit?

#Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror