TIME FOR MORE BOOBS AND LEERING

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I have to return this to the library now...

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And yet she still trusts him.

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Actress: How do you want me to scream?

Director: Remember your reaction when you read the script? Just do that.

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@cocaine_owlbear One dachshund would solve everything
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is the music turning into bolero?

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fire at the whateley's run boys run
dagon's in the house of the rising sun
fishman in a cornfield making women scream
something something ah dang joke fell apart IA IA

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No! The book won't fit in there!
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Gonna make some Devil's IPA #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Seems like we could fix this all.with some Ludens.

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We've got to get up there... but slowly. Very slowly. Everyone! Shuffle!

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#monsterdon tambourine and jazz flute, NOW it's the 70s

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Kodachro - o -ome
Gives us the nice bright color
Give us the greens of Sothoth
Make all the world an eldritch day, oh yea..

Okay, flying a helicopter or giant fan on a crane over a set to illustrate an invisible creature moving along is a nice idea.
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@crowbriarhexe I would like some weirdness under his clothes. Like the eyes on his hips and some tentacles make.
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That's a pretty cool shot! The ground moving like that.

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Ok, that was creepy. Simple, yes, but creepy nonetheless!

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what is this thing we can't afford to show you?

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Quick! Go get the angry townsfolk from all the different time periods and put 'em in this one truck!

Hmm this was just before the Pinto era I guess kinda weird that the crashed car is the only thing NOT bursting into flames #Monsterdon

So you got a directional fan, congratulations. #Monsterdon

ohh that's why the woman in the farm house looked so familiar, she's in a bunch of corman movies (Barboura Morris)

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Witness the power of color!

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This movie goes from scene to scene with barely any connective tissue. And it does so at a plodding pace. Good grief. #Monsterdon

The Dullwich Dullard staring Dean, and stock footage.

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Rhubarb! Rhubarb and sassafrass! #Monsterdon

sadly, I don't we will see much of the monster

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oh, Elizabeth's back

and

oops that was brief?

*sigh* probably on hold for some To Be Continued shit

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How many times did they have to film that scene for all the grass to be gone? #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

THE KODACHROME IS IN YOU.

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Cop car with light an no siren. Somebody’s gonna get a speeding ticket #monsterdon

Oh great, another woman for the monster to mystically nude-ify. #Monsterdon

for such a slow movie, Doc and Library guy are rallying all this people pretty easy.
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What the fuck just happened?

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To save on budget WIlbur's "brother" is invisible.
Thanks Lovecraft for that helpful money saving idea.
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Dammit, we're finally going to see a monster in the last 30 seconds again, aren't we?

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I delivered [pizza] to most of you #Monsterdon

Wait have we seen her before?

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“I delivered most of you”, though I’m the same age as you #Monsterdon

Can't wait til something actually happens in this movie #monsterdon

Adriaaaaaaaan! #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Dang, 'Small town mob' should have been on my bingo card
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That’s a heaping helping of townsfolk adr

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Strangely enough, they were all intent on going to the Whately place already.

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"I delivered to most of you people and now I'm delivering a solution. Shut up and do what he says. "

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Crowd's experiencing terminal Rhubarb Dialogue-itis #Monsterdon

The town can only be saved by the swift action of a few old men!
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yawn
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Listen angry mob, we need him to save us all! So let's all go together, me wanting to talk and you all wanting to kill him as an enraged mob!
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RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

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I delivered most of you! And if you were 30 minutes late, delivery was free!

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Remember that this is all done on an A.I.P. budget, and I think better than Corman generally did.

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"You're one of us, now"

It doesn't matter which media I encounter this phrase in, I reflexively recoil in disgust.

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@wohali totally fine #monsterdon

Land of Light, Army of Darkness, Princes of Darkness, these are all good book or movie titles!

I don't think the old Whateley house is up to fire code.

An' now a scene from Little House on the Prairie, what is it John-Boy? Maybe don't shoot at the incorporeal disco monster! It's more scart of you then you is of eet! Roger Corman's 2nd-unit filler shots do not suit this film.

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"That's the Cole place!"

They killed Cole Porter!? Those BASTARDS #Monsterdon

"Something's going on!" in this movie? doubtful #monsterdon

Young Tom Poston is MAD.
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Checkov's porn mustache.They foreshadowed that one pretty well.
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This would be a lot easier to ingest as a 45 min. TZ episode than a 90 min. feature film. #monsterdon

Not responsible for his actions my ass. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

Something's going on? Where?!

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ruh-roh again

@cocaine_owlbear We did that ourselves back in the day and nothing bad happened. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

"You're one of us now." Thus ends a successful pledge week.

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Dude, you already ruined one virgin!

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Cryptic Pronouncements: The Movie (1970) #Monsterdon

@EmptySet Thanks, duly noted for when I get a chance to read them 😀

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One of us, one of us…

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Come on, give us another poem, pinky ring boy!
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This is basically The Wiggle(s) on acid. Wilbur's The Black Wiggle.

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"The gate is opening now."

We'll be in the Yog-Sothoth Exclusive Community Village soon, my love. #Monsterdon

@cullen_waters oh of course not. It's the director's fault for two-fisting Smurfberry Crunch cereal.

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He's going to ask her to make a quantum leap soon...

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GABBA GABBA ONE OF US
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"We don't have long to wait"

Oh thank god #monsterdon

What would Nancy Drew do in a story like this? #monsterdon

@arrjay It usually is

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The making of the Cheerios ceremony drags on into it's 34th hour...

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just needed a 7-up break

now back to our ritual, already in progress

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Idea: horror movie where a bunch of zoomers are holed up in an old country house and they need to call for help but there's only an old-timey rotary phone and they have no Internet access or cell data so they have to figure it out on their own

edit: flashback to that Attack the Block scene when the kids want to raise the alarm about the alien monsters but they're almost out of money on the prepaid cell phone plan. "There's too much madness for one text!"

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#Monsterdon Oh no...

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Charlie is also barking here, there must be something evil
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"Hello, sheriff? I'd like to report a fracturing of reality. Yeah. Yeah, no, right after dinner." #Monsterdon

wait, was this a property dispute the entire time?

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erfquake

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lucille? lucille, we've got chromakey!

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Lucille can’t protect you from Yog Sothoth, sorry

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What is it Lassy? Has that nut bar up the road set fire to his house again while he was doing satanic rituals?

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Wait, you're summoning your intermediary, when all you had to do was unlock the door?

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he looks like he's just a yearling sweet bb

Dean Stockwell, to the Director: So, you don't actually want me to act? Just read the lines like I'm reading an encyclopedia entry"

Director: Yup!

Dean Stockwell: For the whole movie? Flat inflection, barely any facial expressions, no emotional content?

Director: Yup.

Dean Stockwell: Got it.

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Random townspeople. They're gonna die!

What was he even shooting at?

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ope, is Wilbur's brother lose?
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@aburka I thought they already unlocked the door?

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So the Old Ones are going to start their plunder of the Earth with farmer browns decrepit barn?

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conventional weapons are ineffective.

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That's an old phone #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970