...and then it's over.
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This whole movie was just a vehicle to capture Sandra Dee making sex sounds.

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yog-wax-on
yog-wax-off

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It looks like Nancy is having sex with the book and the book is *not* enjoying it

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Basically, he's doing the equivalent to shouting random numbers while someone is counting.

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It sounds like he keeps yelling YOG! SOD OFF!

Which is kinda contradictory to the whole summoning thing, innit?

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who’s winning?

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you see the book is symbolic

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At least Sandra Dee's been having a pretty groovy time throughout.

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Daemon Porn and Vulcan Pon Farr have the same soundtrack #Monsterdon

You know, it's getting so a girl of questionable moral standing cannot lay down on a ceremonial plinth with the phonebook of the undead in this town anymore.

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stop saying ka gee ma! you know i hate that! you KNOW how much I HATE THAT

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Dean's doing some good eye acting.
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Yog-sod off. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Yep, definitely a safeword

Psychic powers pose!

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He's summoning the fonz. Ehhhhhh

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Now it's a rap-battle in Old Enochean.

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#TheDunwichHorror

This dialog is straight from the spellbook in Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

SAM LOOK I'M SUPERMAN

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Dude. You just got served. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

I said: "not. in. my. back. yard!"

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Will this be an ancient word duel?

Kali ma? Shock de day Dead Stockwell!
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ah yes, corduroy suit jackets, the uniform of the Old Ones.

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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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It’s an apocalyptic day for night, and you are a horrible goose #monsterdon

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"What's he doing?"

😬 😬 😬

#monsterdon I think that was a safe word?

@paco

Well, maybe they will all be struck by lightning. I think there is a storm coming. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

#monsterdon Oh, it's printed now? Earlier the book was hand-written.

(Which makes more sense, really.)

Nice of him to modify the ritual so Sandra Dee doesn't have to be naked on that cold slab.
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#thedunwichhorror

Worst vocal exercise ever.

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This is an indictment of book learning, isn’t it? #Monsterdon

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When being sacrificed to bring back the Old Ones, always be sure to perfectly shave your armpits

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#Monsterdon Everyone the wind is blowing, fall over.

moe moe..... SHOGGOTH!

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You know I'm proud of this dunwich horror, despite having what sounds like debilitating asthma he seems to be athletic and getting around and doing things just fine.

Way to go you overachiever.

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"olly olly oxenfree!!" #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

they just had him beatbox here, then had to dub it all over

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Oh c'mon man, now the Necronomicon is just trolling you

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Sound it out, Dean. Sound it out.

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Getting ready for an acting audition

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He sounds like when one of those AI voices gets stuck. #monsterdon
#thedunwichhorror

@apLundell I remember my great aunt having an old fashioned phone on the wall in her kitchen in the late 80s-early 90s, the town she lived in is about a 2 hour drive from Manhattan in upstate New York

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yep

that sure is solarisation

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oh no he fell slowly over into that soft soft looking grass!

Yes Stephen Millar, we see you.

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@strangefour Yeah y'know it's probably been sitting in the eldritch equivalent of a plane for the last three eternities, gotta go stretch its tentacles and work up an appetite before settling down for a nice beer

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someone set phasers to stun

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Limping man leaning on his gun barrel is not fodder at all 🙄 #Monsterdon

yep

them's trees

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@kcarr2015 His poppa loves him. at least in the story. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

The movie is so dark now I can hardly see what’s happening #Monsterdon

Unspeakable horror ASMR #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

They're handling the invisible horror tastefully well in a surprising fashion.

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The Old Ones sound like the Tasmanian Devil
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"Your puny human weapons are powerless against my solarization ray!" #Monsterdon

What does Wilbur expect to get out of this? Does he expect The Old Ones to pay him a living wage or something?

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Reiger should have brought his 3 shot rifle.

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That’s not how you walk on your toes, guys. Have you not seen Saru? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe aw man, not LSD Bear

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Okay movie. The monster picking off some random guys trying to hunt it before going to the Devil's Hopyard is a good idea. Some horror action helps. Amaze amaze.
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Good thing that gunshot didn't alert everyone searching the woods nearby.

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It's not Evil Dead, it's Neutral Alien. #Monsterdon

Slower and slower the plot moved

step b.......y.......... st......e..........p....

fraaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee.....

byyyyyyyyyyyyy........

frrrrrrrrr.........a............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme

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Look at me I'm Sandra Dee. Losing all my sanity. Doped to the gills just for Corman's cheap thrills. Oh well. A check's a check. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror

COLOR ATTACK

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All the rapid-fire jump cuts are a bit much...

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EVIL DEAD GONNA GET YA

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Armed townies wandering around the woods at night? I'll take my chances with the monster #monsterdon

A show for kinky librarians.

What a GOOD book!
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@CactuarJoe Oh I wish

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His rifle jammed? He's toast.

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Whoops, Grizzly found him. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe pumpkin spice dagon

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I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

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They're gonna get attacked by Pumpkinhead. #Monsterdon

Keep to the lit part of the forest for safety.

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Hey, we don't always get an angry mob in our movies
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They aren't spread out, and they're not on their toes.

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Adding a woman does make this story a bit more interesting. Trying to be creepy 70s "sexy" isn't helping. But trying to save a lady AND stop cosmic horror from being unleashed on Earth is a decent story combo.
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PAGE 1274, Ye, did our Lord God IKEA spake unto us, "DOEST THOU HAVE AN ALLEN WRENCH?"

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Seems like a good way to read a book
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"But if I stay on my toes I'll fall over when I spread out!"
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#Monsterdon soooo this is starting to look like the gateway IS between her legs @xoagray 😂😂

She's a sapiosexual!

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SANDRA you were america's sweetheart (and good for you, kiddo)

And now for this sexy, out-of-focus... I'm gonna say armpit? I think? #Monsterdon

taste ful
side boob
👏 👏
👏 👏 👏

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"We need to to get to the devil's hup yard."

*hup hup hup hup hup*

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Oh hey I think the porn noises got better

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oh good it's another Moaning Scene #monsterdon

Why does his peen have to go everywhere?

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Ok credit where it's due the shot of the moon through the burning mansion was pretty cool (even if it was the sun shot day for night) #monsterdon

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I like that water effect.

Pornstache, are you using her AS A BOOK STAND?!

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TIME FOR MORE BOOBS AND LEERING

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I have to return this to the library now...

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