The Great White Bat of General Hospital Flies Free!!!

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@ottaross ahh, the 70's

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A doctor making up a crazy story to protect another doctor. This movie takes corporatism to a whole new level.

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johnny needs to learn how to explode out the window as a cloud of bats like a real dracula

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Oh no! Johnny Bat stole the amberlamps!

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#monsterdon So far we've really only got a Bat Person.

The film's title is "Bat People". I'm waiting.

Typical husband, fakes a coma as soon as they start talking about kids. #Monsterdon

Oh Cathy, get that fruit bowl away from him, he's about to dive into it face first! #monsterdon

That they keep calling him Johnny keeps putting me in the mindset that this is some 50s Mental Hygiene film warning about the dangers of marijuana or masturbation or something.

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Fever man. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

When did he kill a man?

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The look of utter horror when his wife says she's spoken to his mother....lol...

Oh wow, he's stroking out again!

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"You're just very sweaty, Johnny!" #Monsterdon

Title is "The Bat People"... all we got is one werebat man.... where are the people?! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Is this rabies doctor doing therapy now?

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"I don't know. It's your dream. Just tell me why I'm wearing lederhosen in it...."

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"I'm not a psychiatrist, far from it. Hell, I'm not even a real medical doctor. I got my diploma by mail from Sarajevo."

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He's not that kind of doctor?

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#Monsterdon a red striped white shirt with a royal blue tie? I have to slap this man, I need a Time Machine. 1974. This fuck, then I’ll be back.

Look, doc. I know you're not a psychiatrist ... but are you a cop at night?
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local man cannot stop dropping evidence implicating him in a crime during his TF sequence

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@SordidAmok yup me too #monsterdon

#monsterdon Sergent just dropped by to let you know he's found a piece of evidence that implicates you.

No question, no arrest, he just wanted to brag.

How dare you, sir, Columbo is the only law enforcement officer allowed to say that there’s one or two things bothering him. #Monsterdon

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He is remarkably unfazed by the 'girl had her throat torn out' news

The Sheriff is just *looking* for someone to pin shit on.

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This Colombo routine isn’t quite endearing.

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Ron Burgundy jazz flute chase music!

@FirstFish No worries, it's never too late!

This is proving to be quite something indeed lol

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@paco The closed caption/CART folks are really on it tonight #monsterdon

He's got the cigarette holder, everyone.

CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.

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"I'd like to talk to your husband" but I'm kinda enjoying the view.

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"It was terrible, I dreamed I committed a very poorly thought-out act of vandalism" #monsterdon

She did such a good job running away until the very end, when she decided to escape by crouching down on the ground.

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Killing By The Power Of JAZZ

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@Lazarou Yeah

Sucky

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Aw, yeah, dig that crazy jazz, man.

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@Bluedepth #NodsKnowingly The bass player! (tries desperately to hide bio) #Monsterdon

so is being a bat the same as having rabies according to this movie?

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#Monsterdon ahhh! It’s invisible Jazz! Ahhhh! It’s everywhere!

Bat Jazz!

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um. what precisely is he embarrassed about? i thought that was the point of the whole "feeling up a girl in a parked car" thing??? #monsterdon

This guy has ONE color palette. #monsterdon

what is this a Christian movie?
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"Hey, doc. I found your medical braclet near that store with the broken window and the mannequin last night."

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Haha! OMG! Did he just… yup. #Monsterdon

MOVIE. Can you PLEASE try to place yourself somewhere in space. PLEASE.

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So our body count so far is: 1 mannequin
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#Monsterdon reefer *and* sexytimes? yeah these kids are gonna die

Boy and Girl In Pickup!

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#Monsterdon if the bracelet don't fit, you must acquit!

Horny teens. This will turn out well. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon where the hell is the bass coming from… aaaaarrrgggg.

feeling up girl

suddenly stops

Aw, you're wearing a BRA. I don't know how to deal with THOSE...

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[wah-wah intensifies]
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Wait, blowing a blood vessel that badly has to hurt.

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Oregano. Famously smells like marijuana.

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@ApostateEnglishman lol, he just went to town on that thing, like a hungry lion! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon He just Hulk/Loki smashfest’ed a mannequin! Calm down my shabby Perkins! Calm down!

I feel like you could take clothes off the mannequin without beating the head on the street but I never dressed a mannequin so what do I know
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He's going to put on his nightie and hang upside down.

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#Monsterdon kids smoking reefer! they must die by the laws of horror movie

looks like dinner for two was enjoyed just for one
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I am confused by the sudden need for the sweater

did he just mug a mannequin for its jacket, what is even happening

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#Monsterdon for a second i thought that mannequin was a stunt stand-in :D

Bats HATE mannequins. #Monsterdon

what the hell is even going on? i'm half expecting it to turn out he actually does have rabies after all. we'll wait and see if he turns hydrophobic

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If the band doesn't fit, you must acquit!

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She's not wearing the nighty he got her.

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Stop! She's already dead!

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lol, this man sneaks off to the gay motel instead of carry on the façade with his wife, a tragedy really

LOL@ shopping dummy violence!

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#monsterdon "This would be sexier if we were both hanging upside down by our feet." he thinks moodily.

Nothing but the most luxurious double sized beds in this motel

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this actor spent half this movie lying in beds lightly turning his head back and forth

nice gig if you can get it i guess

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At first I thought the white thing next to the wine glass was a hand in a cast. Oops. Switch that. LOL. #Monsterdon

I'm so glad we're dedicating so much film to their gross, frigid relationship.

yay

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i wonder if we'll see anything more than the hand transform. like is that all they could afford from stan winston? #monsterdon

Sheriff tryna be Columbo. He's not Columbo.

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Cop: I’m trusting you with this evidence that implicates you in murder.

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early signs of monster transformation include being a sourpuss #monsterdon

"Real puzzler, ain't it."

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The doctor and the sheriff look the same! Welcome to the 70s. #monsterdon

oh it's one of them fictional cops that actually try to solve murders

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I would like to know more about this sheriff's motives.

Like, are the bats a known problem?

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Is that cop threatening to take his wife?

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digging parts of this soundtrack. 70s stuff sounds so unique.

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This movie is just people unable to agree on how concerned they should be, that's literally the horror

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"...my name is Fake Burt, and I'm the Sheriff in this town."

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Cathy I need you to find a bat psychiatrist.

Looking at that negligée and wishing there was going to be cock underneath it instead of vadge.....we see you Johnny
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@apLundell would you say that to this bat 😢

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OH WE GOT TROUBLE

RIGHT HERE IN BATTY CITY

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So like there's an unsolved murder in the hospital and they just leave all the patients there, yes, this is fine, I'm sure it's standard medical protocol

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#monsterdon "I think I should stay in the hospital. I want to, isn't that reason enough?"

Tell that to your insurance agent.

“It took two strong men and a boy to get it on.” that’s a story we need to hear Cathy #Monsterdon

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@ohiofi Hot Dog? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this lady loves turtleneck sweaters

"He had those reactions before he took the serum."

"I don't know what you mean."

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"

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