what the hell is even going on? i'm half expecting it to turn out he actually does have rabies after all. we'll wait and see if he turns hydrophobic
She's not wearing the nighty he got her.
Stop! She's already dead!
lol, this man sneaks off to the gay motel instead of carry on the façade with his wife, a tragedy really
LOL@ shopping dummy violence!
#monsterdon "This would be sexier if we were both hanging upside down by our feet." he thinks moodily.
Nothing but the most luxurious double sized beds in this motel
At first I thought the white thing next to the wine glass was a hand in a cast. Oops. Switch that. LOL. #Monsterdon
i wonder if we'll see anything more than the hand transform. like is that all they could afford from stan winston? #monsterdon
Sheriff tryna be Columbo. He's not Columbo.
Cop: Iβm trusting you with this evidence that implicates you in murder.
early signs of monster transformation include being a sourpuss #monsterdon
"Real puzzler, ain't it."
The doctor and the sheriff look the same! Welcome to the 70s. #monsterdon
oh it's one of them fictional cops that actually try to solve murders
I would like to know more about this sheriff's motives.
Like, are the bats a known problem?
digging parts of this soundtrack. 70s stuff sounds so unique.
This movie is just people unable to agree on how concerned they should be, that's literally the horror
"...my name is Fake Burt, and I'm the Sheriff in this town."
Cathy I need you to find a bat psychiatrist.
@apLundell would you say that to this bat π’
So like there's an unsolved murder in the hospital and they just leave all the patients there, yes, this is fine, I'm sure it's standard medical protocol
#monsterdon "I think I should stay in the hospital. I want to, isn't that reason enough?"
Tell that to your insurance agent.
βIt took two strong men and a boy to get it on.β thatβs a story we need to hear Cathy #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon (it's to protect her neck from bats)
@ohiofi Hot Dog? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon this lady loves turtleneck sweaters
"He had those reactions before he took the serum."
"I don't know what you mean."
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?"
Attack of the brass section!
#monsterdon
just a murder, nothing to be concerned about. #monsterdon
This has nothing to do with bats.
His entire genetic line turns into whatever last bit him.
We just need to get him nipped by a capybara. Maybe a hedgehog.
She fled... bingo. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Kathyβs been reading too much on the Internet. Leave it to the doctor, maβam. #Monsterdon
Yess Man-Bat #monsterdon
Whoops, she spilled the bottle of red tempera paint. #Monsterdon
Death by ketchup.
THAT'S it, Thing! Lend a hand!
"But Doctor, why is he flying around and screeching?"
"Look, stop worrying, allergic reactions to the rabies vaccine are not a big deal!"
That'll just wash off
If he doesn't stop it, he'll go blind too. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
little bat > Cathy #monsterdon
#Monsterdon His luxurious pelt is toying with us.
TIL that overly long skiing scenes become HILARIOUS when sped up to 2X
(Yakety Sax optional)
(16 minutes in, still catching up)
#Monsterdon please tell me we're about to get a transformation sequence :D
He's a war-wilf! #Monsterdon
So the worst side-effect of the disease is that you have premonitions of overacted bat attacks over and over? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Now, trying to contend against Jamie Lee Curtis? Tsk!
This ski doctor is pathologically nonchalant about rabies in a bat-themed film #Monsterdon
Let's take him to RFK JR MD, he will be fine
"Believe me, you don't need to worry about brain damage with this guy."
She's going to find Dr Kipling and Johnny naked in a sauna together and then maybe she will get it...
...so are the Bats, 'Johnny' or is he controlling them and feeding on maidens? Because frankly, I thought he'd be after the twinks instead....
fake bat props rubbing their lil faces against fake blood on skin~
βOne of the nursesβ talked to Cathy. No Bechdel-Wallace pass yet.
@Bluedepth Yes, a similar over smiling #Monsterdon
"Well, his fingers are webbing up nicely and his snout is coming in. Eventually he's voice will become high and squeeky..."
"It was probably just a violent allergic reaction. Let's do it again." Where did this guy get his degree?? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Side effects, strong urge to do the Batusi #Monsterdon
Cathy, stop worrying. I'm a doctor and I know what I'm talking about, and you're cutting into my slope time
this is the most worthless doctor. he didn't wanna tell the PT's actual wife about his treatment like, you know, in the hospital!? this guy is pissing me off. #monsterdon
'70s movies love to do this bait and switch where SURPRISE it's another skiing movie #Monsterdon
Ruh Ro! I hope they bring out the βRingers Lactateβ β¦ probably still used today, but it was a real 70s thang.
#Monsterdon
@Lazarou On the bright side, he's ruining his sperm count #monsterdon
Rabies makes you overact.
This hospital is surprisingly less equipped than the ski lodge.
Ma'am, Charlie Brown would like his sweater back.
The doctor has a solarium? I guess that almost makes sense since this is a ski resort doctor, but damn these folks rich.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Ok getting frisky in the cave was a terrible idea. But Cathy go this one right.
#monsterdon
"is it true sometimes the cure is worse than the disease?" lady the disease is fatal come on
sodium whatnow?
"This trip is cheap af! Also I couldn't possibly leave early for medical treatment for my incipient rabies death." #Monsterdon
He's wanking him off....
nice Charlie Brown sweater
#monsterdon
I can only imagine how much was spent shooting this ski sequence, it better be central to the gorram plot!
I feel like the bat deserves a piece of fruit for its efforts
(6 minutes in, still catching up)
Oh...now, I get it. It's a 30-day incubation period, so he's got plenty of time to go skiing, while rabies grows in his system.
When I said I'd "see a doctor in the morning" what I meant was "let a man with a mustache touch my head." #monsterdon
She's wearing a punk version of Charlie Brown's sweater. Maybe.
#Monsterdon π¦ #TheBatPeople
and yes that is a charlie brown sweater
Nice sweater Kathy Brown.
"Is it true that the cure is sometimes worse than the disease" (about rabies)
AYFKM?
#Monsterdon π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π±
That is not a great sweater yet it's kind of a great sweater
I kind of tired of the actresses voice. Or maybe that every other word is "Johnny". #Monsterdon
Is she wearing a Charlie Brown sweater?
She stole Charlie Brown's sweater! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
It's a 70s movie, I assume there will be another hour of 'farting around' before anything happens.
well the disease is fatal so, no
is she wearing a charlie brown sweater? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon charlie brown sweater <3
So, a cut on the hand is serious enough to get first aid, but not a bite from a bat?
They take glass to the pool?
#Monsterdon 23$/day really puts the fiction in this science fiction movie
...Is she wearing a Charlie Brown sweater???
$23 a day? - Those drinks would each cost more than $23 today
I saw this on MST3K ages ago. Right after I got a new cat. I took it to the vet and all that. But it was a cat from the woods. So one night I see this movie while I going on a lack of sleep and have a cold.
"Oh no what if my new cat gave me rabies?"
But rabies works hella fast and I'd known this cat outside for months and had it in my house for over a week. So we were fine. But I had insomnia that night. Bleh.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople