Wonder what the fruit bats are up to.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

now, rather than fuck his wife on Honeymoon, Johnny is crawling through the hot desert to an abandoned mine...

#Monsterdon

I wish the trailer park chase had gone on this long and had bongos

#monsterdon

I was going to joke about him being the only cop in this town, but they really only could film the one, huh?

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Good thing Johnny brought his running slippers to the desert, huh?

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That ambulance has a roll cage. Stand by, stunt crew.

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Jesus, man. Hold it together! You're driving! #monsterdon

Okay I have to go take my kids to the store so I gotta run, but HAVE FUN EVERYONE! :D

I hope the rest of your experience is appropriately terrible

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

With those driving skills Johnny will do well in the radioactive badlands of the distant 1980s

#Monsterdon

oh no the sheriff took off his hat... now i can't tell him apart from the doctor

#monsterdon

This car chase scene is sooooo long #monsterdon

The gas station isn't going to explode? Omg... I'm afraid i have to admit it but...
Laserblast was a better movie.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Datsun dealership!

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Wow, that cop car handles like a sausage. He's getting out-driven by an AMBULANCE. #Monsterdon

@paco I thought it was Janet, Crissy and Greedy Gretchen in a scene from Three's Company #Monsterdon

Damn, those rooms have a lot of doors! I bet they charge your insurance for it
#monsterdon

@nev that's an old ambulance, they indeed did look like that, but it's an anachronism by 1974 for sure

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lol "fuck your motorcycle!"

#Monsterdon

This is Sgt Ward, due to my cocaine habit, I do not sleep.
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Why can the ambulance make those turns without tires screeching, but the cop car can't???

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What? Stolen ambalam? Who gives af!? #monsterdon

THIS BAT CAN DRIVE.

#monsterdon

At least he was decent enough to turn on the siren. #monsterdon

I thought this was gonna turn into bad 1970s porn. #monsterdon

When making a stealthy get away ALWAYS turn on the siren and lights. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Oh he stole an Ecto-1
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If you're trying to flee from the hospital by stealing an ambulance, why the fuck would you turn on the siren?

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

whoah whoah what

no, you can't open windows in the hospital ward and leave that way.

THE SPELL, YOU BROKE IT

#monsterdon

Putting on the siren, smart.

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In 1974 all ambulances were from the 50s. #Monsterdon

Turn that siren off, can't you see the sign? It says, Hospital Quiet!

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Oh shit, is Dr. Moustache giving Johnny ketamine? NOICE.

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#Monsterdon so i dunno if he's turning into a bat, but he *did* steal an ambulance. that's kinda cool i guess

@ramsey At least now we have a "batmobile" #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Bat Boy, it's me I'm Cathy I've come ho-ome I'm, so co-o-o-ld let me in your hospital ro-o-o-om #monsterdon

Johnny Johnny
Yes Papa?
Turning into a bat?
No Papa!
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

fun fact from the internet: while it's very rare to be less than about a month or two, the shortest incubation period of rabies documented in humans is apparently 4 days

#monsterdon

The Great White Bat of General Hospital Flies Free!!!

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@ottaross ahh, the 70's

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A doctor making up a crazy story to protect another doctor. This movie takes corporatism to a whole new level.

#monsterdon

Oh no! Johnny Bat stole the amberlamps!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon So far we've really only got a Bat Person.

The film's title is "Bat People". I'm waiting.

Typical husband, fakes a coma as soon as they start talking about kids. #Monsterdon

Oh Cathy, get that fruit bowl away from him, he's about to dive into it face first! #monsterdon

That they keep calling him Johnny keeps putting me in the mindset that this is some 50s Mental Hygiene film warning about the dangers of marijuana or masturbation or something.

#monsterdon

Fever man. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

The look of utter horror when his wife says she's spoken to his mother....lol...

Oh wow, he's stroking out again!

#Monsterdon

"You're just very sweaty, Johnny!" #Monsterdon

Title is "The Bat People"... all we got is one werebat man.... where are the people?! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Is this rabies doctor doing therapy now?

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

"I don't know. It's your dream. Just tell me why I'm wearing lederhosen in it...."

#monsterdon

He's not that kind of doctor?

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#Monsterdon a red striped white shirt with a royal blue tie? I have to slap this man, I need a Time Machine. 1974. This fuck, then I’ll be back.

Look, doc. I know you're not a psychiatrist ... but are you a cop at night?
#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

local man cannot stop dropping evidence implicating him in a crime during his TF sequence

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok yup me too #monsterdon

#monsterdon Sergent just dropped by to let you know he's found a piece of evidence that implicates you.

No question, no arrest, he just wanted to brag.

How dare you, sir, Columbo is the only law enforcement officer allowed to say that there’s one or two things bothering him. #Monsterdon

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He is remarkably unfazed by the 'girl had her throat torn out' news

The Sheriff is just *looking* for someone to pin shit on.

#monsterdon

This Colombo routine isn’t quite endearing.

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#Monsterdon

Ron Burgundy jazz flute chase music!

@FirstFish No worries, it's never too late!

This is proving to be quite something indeed lol

#Monsterdon

@paco The closed caption/CART folks are really on it tonight #monsterdon

He's got the cigarette holder, everyone.

CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY.

#monsterdon

"I'd like to talk to your husband" but I'm kinda enjoying the view.

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

"It was terrible, I dreamed I committed a very poorly thought-out act of vandalism" #monsterdon

She did such a good job running away until the very end, when she decided to escape by crouching down on the ground.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

Killing By The Power Of JAZZ

#monsterdon

@Lazarou Yeah

Sucky

#Monsterdon

Aw, yeah, dig that crazy jazz, man.

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@Bluedepth #NodsKnowingly The bass player! (tries desperately to hide bio) #Monsterdon

so is being a bat the same as having rabies according to this movie?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ahhh! It’s invisible Jazz! Ahhhh! It’s everywhere!

Bat Jazz!

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um. what precisely is he embarrassed about? i thought that was the point of the whole "feeling up a girl in a parked car" thing??? #monsterdon

This guy has ONE color palette. #monsterdon

what is this a Christian movie?
#monsterdon

"Hey, doc. I found your medical braclet near that store with the broken window and the mannequin last night."

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Haha! OMG! Did he just… yup. #Monsterdon

MOVIE. Can you PLEASE try to place yourself somewhere in space. PLEASE.

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

So our body count so far is: 1 mannequin
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon reefer *and* sexytimes? yeah these kids are gonna die

Boy and Girl In Pickup!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon if the bracelet don't fit, you must acquit!

Horny teens. This will turn out well. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon where the hell is the bass coming from… aaaaarrrgggg.

feeling up girl

suddenly stops

Aw, you're wearing a BRA. I don't know how to deal with THOSE...

#monsterdon

Wait, blowing a blood vessel that badly has to hurt.

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Oregano. Famously smells like marijuana.

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@ApostateEnglishman lol, he just went to town on that thing, like a hungry lion! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon He just Hulk/Loki smashfest’ed a mannequin! Calm down my shabby Perkins! Calm down!

I feel like you could take clothes off the mannequin without beating the head on the street but I never dressed a mannequin so what do I know
#monsterdon

He's going to put on his nightie and hang upside down.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon kids smoking reefer! they must die by the laws of horror movie

looks like dinner for two was enjoyed just for one
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I am confused by the sudden need for the sweater

did he just mug a mannequin for its jacket, what is even happening

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon for a second i thought that mannequin was a stunt stand-in :D

Bats HATE mannequins. #Monsterdon