1970s Chekhov's sauna.

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$23 a day... this cave is like $500 dollars a day now, i imagine. #monsterdon

@apLundell What do you mean #monsterdon

#Monsterdon where the hell is the piano.

Thanks, movie, they went on a ski vacation, we get it

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"That's the last time I have acid for breakfast before I go skiing. I'll tell ya that for nuthin'."
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70's skis were straight, you had to earn every turn

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<wistful look> Why don't we make ski movies anymore

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Why didn't he even get a bandage before hitting the slopes?

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This music reminds me of the soundtrack to A Man And A Woman (1966) but it's never going to reach those heights, is it... 😐

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so we're all in agreement this is another "Director gets everybody a ski vacation" movies, right? #monsterdon

i hope bat people are scarier than actual bats

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Lucky he didn't have that episode on a double black diamond...

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which bats are boys i am lost #monsterdon

Ugh these Tubi commercials are killing me.

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Narrator: He did not actually care about her.
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so was this a half-hour twilight zone script they stretched into a movie? is that what i'm getting?

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did they just make this movie as an excuse to go on skiing vacation?

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Is he dreaming or daydreaming that she's running from bats? I'm confused. #Monsterdon

Is this just a solid minute of bats being filmed here?

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Aww their little teefies are so adorable!

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Oh rabies is the least of your worries, Johnny boy.

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BTW, you all owe it to yourselves to listen to the Ologies episodes about bats with Merlin Tuttle: https://www.alieward.com/ologies/chiropterology

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Uh oh. He's already gong batty. #monsterdon

what the hell was that jump cut to the gondola?

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Ah, there are the slopes. But where's bigfoot?

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I think I got whiplash from that editing.

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@Lazarou Just like Bruce Wayne.

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LOL@ Charlie getting 'bat vision'

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Common trope: Bat's flying into women's hair. No scientific basis, nor do bats desire to be in women's hair. It's funny when it happens in movies, though.

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OH NO! Bat puppet on a string! It's in her hair!
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"Oh no, I"m going to become a werebatperson. Must take on a rich industrialist playboy cover identity and fight crime dressed up in a bat costume..."

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Staying put is what the skin-eating mites want you to do, though #monsterdon

#Monsterdon One of them getting closer. They want psychoanalysis. I can lull them with my soft choir boy voice. I’m the opposite of Tom Selleck. I’m going to whinge and mince now! Miiiiince!

Tbf, bad shit happens when you interact with bats....

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this cavern is REALLY well lit, isn't it.

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Better get a rabbis shot
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Are you saying you're not still horny after falling off a cliff and having bugs crawl all over you? #monsterdon

"How will we get out of here? Well, we will die. Our bodies will decay, feeding generations of these cave mites. Then, as more water comes through the caves the minerals in our bones will leach into the water and ..."

"Okay, just shut up."

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Oh good, they're not gonna do it in the cave, unless by "do it", you mean get lost and hopefully eaten by bats.

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Yes, horny Cathy got them into this mess. But that dude cannot die fast enough. C'mon bats!
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What if we 👉 👈 got kissed by a bat in this cave?

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Meanwhile in another part of the cave #Monsterdon

"They're mites, Cathy. They feed on skin. They live on the vast natural underground skin deposits for which the caves are famous."

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Serves ya right Cathy for saying bats are ugly and going off the trail in the sensitive cave ecosystem #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Whoopsie doodle!

Theramin with harp??!!

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"They turn everyone else off" implies they really turn him on.

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i have a feeling we may be hearing a lot of "JOHNNY!" and "CATHY!" tonight

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PSA: don't fuck in a cave! think what would happen when your bodily fluids get all over the stalactites!

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Oh gross, they're gonna do it in the cave.

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#Monsterdon ok i'm guessing they're not gonna do it now that she fell into a pool of bugs

I would like to know what cave this is

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Are they even on the same set as the bat? #Monsterdon

if only they had the primitive skill of climbing, they could get out of there!

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is it possible to have negative chemistry? #monsterdon

they gonna have their honeymoon night in the cave?
🥴

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Oh noes our protagonist is going under ground, it’s bound to drive him batty!
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Come on movie. Do something to get my attention. I have Chargeman Ken being insane on my second monitor.
Awww a baby bat~~ He's gonna steal that pic-a-nic basket.
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@ottaross Yay! #Monsterdon

I'm cheering for the bats 🦇 :batbrain:

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I thought they were gonna hit the slopes?

are those...snowboards?

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Love this park ranger's accent! He's totally character-acting that character!

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I want to see a remake where this lady is played by Vanessa Bayer

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How much does this dude actually lover her? "This weekend was supposed to be our overdue honeymoon." Honeymoon... weekend? Lady, I recommend dumping this guy. It's not too late.
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#Monsterdon come on, let’s frolic in the caves and talk about our feelings. A cave system where we can accept wearing a turtleneck sweater in the Mojave.

Costume designer:

You get a turtleneck!
You get a turtleneck!

Everyone gets a turtleneck!

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In the 1970s it was considered normal to throw rocks at wildlife
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"Sorry, I keep forgetting they turn everybody else off"

Not me thought, Cathy. Ask which direction they turn me, Cathy

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Wow, gonna stone the poor little bat just because it's unattractive... #monsterdon

is it just me or are bats actually kind of adorable #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

Ok those two need to be eaten. Throwing stones at cute bats 😠 #monsterdon

"I keep forgetting they turn everybody else off"

yeah, like you

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I hate that woman already. She said a bat was "horrible" and "ugly". #Monsterdon

This has "budget of pocket change" written all over it.

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This intro with the closeups of the gittery bats and the squeaking is creepy as f**k. 👀

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This will be the look we collectively have on our faces for this entire film.

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They're exploring the nostrils of that hillside!

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#Monsterdon DEFEND THE CUTE FUZZY AGAINST YOUR EVIL MAMMAL-HATING GF

I already hate this lady entirely based on her disgust over the perfectly cute and harmless bep.

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Bats are cute!

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he just wants a pic-a-nic basket!

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#Monsterdon another cute bat bro

#Monsterdon aww cute lil guy

'Gas, grass, or a soulful folk-ditty in open-G—nobody rides for free!'

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Alternate title: The Bat Whisperer

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Part of the "America discovers it has a Southwest" series of films from the 1970s. #monsterdon

@kb9ens ikr I'm watching the movie and I'm thinking: "I should put a movie on..." #monsterdon

007 will be along any moment now.

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Is it bad that I already checked how much longer this is got? #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"...and teach me to sing?"

NOW you're asking?

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It'd be hilarious if a fast one was pulled on all of us if this was a documentary on the lives of chiropterologists.

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I feel like the song can't quite figure out what it wants to be
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also plinky piano

#monsterdon I thought that was a cop car for too long

If goths were *really* goth, they'd listen to this song everyday.

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It's the 70s, if you don't have a waifish voice warbling about something unrelated on the soundtrack you're not hip. #Monsterdon

stan winston!

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🎶 Take me to some place I dream of... Calgon, take me away! 🎶

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#Monsterdon someone let a James Bond theme into the movie