Attack of the brass section!
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just a murder, nothing to be concerned about. #monsterdon

This has nothing to do with bats.

His entire genetic line turns into whatever last bit him.

We just need to get him nipped by a capybara. Maybe a hedgehog.

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uh, where did the glass...what?

what?

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His career as a hand model has ended before it could begin. Such tragedy!

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She fled... bingo. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Kathy’s been reading too much on the Internet. Leave it to the doctor, ma’am. #Monsterdon

Yess Man-Bat #monsterdon

Whoops, she spilled the bottle of red tempera paint. #Monsterdon

Death by ketchup.

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THAT'S it, Thing! Lend a hand!

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"But Doctor, why is he flying around and screeching?"

"Look, stop worrying, allergic reactions to the rabies vaccine are not a big deal!"

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@trixter @jonny i was just thinking about snowbeast skiwear!

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That'll just wash off

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If he doesn't stop it, he'll go blind too. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

yes

YESSSSS

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little bat > Cathy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon His luxurious pelt is toying with us.

TIL that overly long skiing scenes become HILARIOUS when sped up to 2X

(Yakety Sax optional)

(16 minutes in, still catching up)

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Bat boy is here! Squeak! Squeak I say!
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#Monsterdon please tell me we're about to get a transformation sequence :D

He's a war-wilf! #Monsterdon

So the worst side-effect of the disease is that you have premonitions of overacted bat attacks over and over? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Now, trying to contend against Jamie Lee Curtis? Tsk!

This ski doctor is pathologically nonchalant about rabies in a bat-themed film #Monsterdon

Let's take him to RFK JR MD, he will be fine

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"Believe me, you don't need to worry about brain damage with this guy."

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She's going to find Dr Kipling and Johnny naked in a sauna together and then maybe she will get it...

...so are the Bats, 'Johnny' or is he controlling them and feeding on maidens? Because frankly, I thought he'd be after the twinks instead....

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fake bat props rubbing their lil faces against fake blood on skin~

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"eeek eeek eeek*

DO A BARREL ROLL

eeek eeek eeek squeeeek

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“One of the nurses” talked to Cathy. No Bechdel-Wallace pass yet.

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@Bluedepth Yes, a similar over smiling #Monsterdon

"Well, his fingers are webbing up nicely and his snout is coming in. Eventually he's voice will become high and squeeky..."

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"It was probably just a violent allergic reaction. Let's do it again." Where did this guy get his degree?? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Side effects, strong urge to do the Batusi #Monsterdon

Cathy, stop worrying. I'm a doctor and I know what I'm talking about, and you're cutting into my slope time

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this is the most worthless doctor. he didn't wanna tell the PT's actual wife about his treatment like, you know, in the hospital!? this guy is pissing me off. #monsterdon

"Do I think you're going to have another allergic reaction like that? I don't think so because I'm a doctor, and I know these things. No one has the same allergic reaction twice."

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'70s movies love to do this bait and switch where SURPRISE it's another skiing movie #Monsterdon

Ruh Ro! I hope they bring out the “Ringers Lactate” … probably still used today, but it was a real 70s thang.
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@Lazarou On the bright side, he's ruining his sperm count #monsterdon

Rabies makes you overact.

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This hospital is surprisingly less equipped than the ski lodge.

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Ma'am, Charlie Brown would like his sweater back.

The doctor has a solarium? I guess that almost makes sense since this is a ski resort doctor, but damn these folks rich.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Ok getting frisky in the cave was a terrible idea. But Cathy go this one right.
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"is it true sometimes the cure is worse than the disease?" lady the disease is fatal come on

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sodium whatnow?

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Did the bats consent to offering home tours?

(8 minutes in, still catching up)

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so, this movie is "man falls victim to his own hubris"

let's see if that pans out.

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"This trip is cheap af! Also I couldn't possibly leave early for medical treatment for my incipient rabies death." #Monsterdon

charlie brown does not own the color yellow and the shape jagged everyone #monsterdon

He's wanking him off....

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nice Charlie Brown sweater
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I can only imagine how much was spent shooting this ski sequence, it better be central to the gorram plot!

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I feel like the bat deserves a piece of fruit for its efforts

(6 minutes in, still catching up)

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"You're not doctors, you're children!"

It's the 1970s, of course they are. #Monsterdon

Oh...now, I get it. It's a 30-day incubation period, so he's got plenty of time to go skiing, while rabies grows in his system.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

When I said I'd "see a doctor in the morning" what I meant was "let a man with a mustache touch my head." #monsterdon

She's wearing a punk version of Charlie Brown's sweater. Maybe.

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

and yes that is a charlie brown sweater

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Nice sweater Kathy Brown.

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"Is it true that the cure is sometimes worse than the disease" (about rabies)

AYFKM?

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That is not a great sweater yet it's kind of a great sweater

I kind of tired of the actresses voice. Or maybe that every other word is "Johnny". #Monsterdon

Is she wearing a Charlie Brown sweater?

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She stole Charlie Brown's sweater! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

It's a 70s movie, I assume there will be another hour of 'farting around' before anything happens.

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well the disease is fatal so, no

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is she wearing a charlie brown sweater? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon charlie brown sweater <3

So, a cut on the hand is serious enough to get first aid, but not a bite from a bat?

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

They take glass to the pool?

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#Monsterdon 23$/day really puts the fiction in this science fiction movie

...Is she wearing a Charlie Brown sweater???

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$23 a day? - Those drinks would each cost more than $23 today

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#TheBatPeople

1970s Chekhov's sauna.

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I saw this on MST3K ages ago. Right after I got a new cat. I took it to the vet and all that. But it was a cat from the woods. So one night I see this movie while I going on a lack of sleep and have a cold.
"Oh no what if my new cat gave me rabies?"
But rabies works hella fast and I'd known this cat outside for months and had it in my house for over a week. So we were fine. But I had insomnia that night. Bleh.
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$23 a day... this cave is like $500 dollars a day now, i imagine. #monsterdon

@apLundell What do you mean #monsterdon

Even Laserblast had stop motion aliens by this point. Just sayin' #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Just because they're in a hot tub, with other couples in hot tubs nearby, does not mean they'll be having sex....

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#Monsterdon where the hell is the piano.

#Monsterdon i need to know the timeline for this because either those bats should have been hibernating or they took the fastest helicopter to the bottom of the slopes

Thanks, movie, they went on a ski vacation, we get it

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70's skis were straight, you had to earn every turn

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"That's the last time I have acid for breakfast before I go skiing. I'll tell ya that for nuthin'."
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<wistful look> Why don't we make ski movies anymore

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Why didn't he even get a bandage before hitting the slopes?

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This music reminds me of the soundtrack to A Man And A Woman (1966) but it's never going to reach those heights, is it... 😐

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so we're all in agreement this is another "Director gets everybody a ski vacation" movies, right? #monsterdon

i hope bat people are scarier than actual bats

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Lucky he didn't have that episode on a double black diamond...

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which bats are boys i am lost #monsterdon

Ugh these Tubi commercials are killing me.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

There! A bat kiss, in a cave. #monsterdon

Narrator: He did not actually care about her.
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so was this a half-hour twilight zone script they stretched into a movie? is that what i'm getting?

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did they just make this movie as an excuse to go on skiing vacation?

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Is he dreaming or daydreaming that she's running from bats? I'm confused. #Monsterdon