Whoever wrote this opening song was clearly listening to some Bond themes
Not *understanding* Bond themes, mind you, but listening to them
Love Theme from The Bat People (now in stereo) #monsterdon
That cave was better in Gargoyles. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
also see https://lemmy.world/c/bats for more bat action #monsterdon
I might as well just get this out of the way: bats rock. Whatever the bats in this movie do, the humans deserve it, a priori.
I was about to say I was digging this tinkly little opening song before the lounge singer vocals started #monsterdon
Remember Johnny the Robot from Devil Girl From Mars? Definitely the best movie Johnny.
Bonnie Van Dyke, that's what they called Dick when he was in Scotland trying to pull off an English Accent
In his dreams :)
#Monsterdon Heβs so hot he can barely keep from a personal miracle. Someone get him some Kleenex. I hear it happens to many young men when the pressure is on. ;)
#monsterdon Oh boy...
*chitter chitter chitter*
this is what itβs like to be on nutmeg #monsterdon
OH! AIP. Of course.
Yup, these are bats.
Bats whispering eerily for help?
johnny was well aware of what movie he was in before the actual movie even started. #monsterdon
well, there are bats, and there is a person, so the title has been delivered upon
good job
Wouldn't bat an eye ...
American International, the only film company whose logo looks like a person peeking out from behind a brick wall.
Do... Do you think they're still watching? Is it safe to come out? #Monsterdon
Holy Crap it's time!! #monsterdon WHERE IS MY BUCKET!?
What happens after...
YouTube served up a recommended eye-bleach selection...
The Court Jester
I couldn't say "no"
Heh.
For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about The Bat People (1974).
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3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
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#Monsterdon has really made her into an icon.
'Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like it when I'm angry'
I shall be watching #thelastofus tomorrow by way of palate cleanser #monsterdon
I swear @ComicContext is watching #monsterdon. There have been lots of posts like this that that I see right after the film. They are just too perfect to be a coincidence.
@Zerofactorial @YsengrinWolf @Taweret oh gods yes
not exclusively but including in wardrobe
@josh0
Yep, a little digging and the second cave location mentioned on IMDB is a match - Mitchell Caverns, California. Looks like the entry stairway they were filming on is even pretty much still the same.
Not Carlsbad Caverns after all.
@moira @YsengrinWolf @Taweret She does have a way to go before she can claim to be Devil Girl material #monsterdon
@combatwombat I WANTED TO, but I DID NOT SEE IT.
also "The director is still alive at 91. No idea if heβs fit for trial." made me actually lol
@wulfric To be fair, she married a strange man #monsterdon
Because theyβre being dramatic. #Monsterdon
@ramsey It's not the same as claiming all bat-people are cops, though #monsterdon
@moira The director is still alive at 91. No idea if heβs fit for trial.
But he has some fans. https://thenewbev.com/blog/2017/03/jerry-jameson-the-accidental-auteurist/ is a good overview of his career, with an interesting take on The Bat People:
βan early Jameson masterpiece of unhinged homosexual panic [β¦] Cinematographer Matt Leonetti really excels in wrapping this film in velvety darkness allowing the classic man-into-monster movie plot to do itβs illogical thang (sic) while the subtext, if taken into account, becomes more and more logical. [β¦] No reason this film should be as smart as it is. I honestly love it.β
Still a borefestβ¦
#monsterdon
Most #monsterdon movies are like donkey shows.
Thatβs it. Thatβs my whole take.
Not many named female characters in this other than Mrs. Beck so the film does not pass #monsterdon #bechdeltest
Of course it wasnβt me who sold those two kids in the trailer park their βweedβ. Why would you even suggest such a thing? #monsterdon
@forestine Yeah, some kind of fate thing since he was dreaming and screaming at the beginning, and not for the first time, it seemed from her reaction. And, it was a *delayed* honeymoon, they were already married and sleeping together before this whole adventure. I couldn't stick with the MST3K rewatch (I prefer the Joel years), but I appreciate @ryan showing it after the main viewing so I could catch the beginning minutes I'd missed! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
@ApostateEnglishman I purposefully didn't vote because I like surprises. I'm rethinking that strategy. #Monsterdon
@Lazarou @YsengrinWolf @Taweret Indeed, and for completeness I should say that even wanting to see it the first time is not a necessary part of the classic #Monsterdon experience
My one-star review for this stinker on #letterboxd - I was at a loss to say anything of a positive sort for it, sorry https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/the-bat-people/ #monsterdon
If you're reading this, you're at the tail end of a long stream of posts on the feed about #Monsterdon, a fediverse community movie-watching event.
This week we watched the infamous THE BAT PEOPLE (1974). It had Stan Winston effects, misogyny, rabies, and not a whole lot else.
See the post at the top of this thread for more info:
π€β° o_O looks like i missed a really bad one :D
Say, have y'all watched "Saturn 3" yet? It's on Tubi and Youtube. #monsterdon
@josh0 i presume blackmail was involved
or punishment for a transgression against the family
possibly the bat family but probably just the mob
@wrog They just have to be streamable for free somewhere
and by streamable i mean de jure, not de facto
So if anyone wants better Bad 70s Movies, I will nominate "Killer Bees" and "Ssssss!"
@diazona @ramsey Oh wow yeah. That is so many Monsterdons. Sitting there wishing you had something to drink at the end of another "winner." #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe That's all the time Stan Winston had available.He has TWO films and FIVE TV series credited to him in 1974. The man was BUSY. #monsterdon @strangefour
@ApostateEnglishman Don't look at me, I voted for Slithis! π #Monsterdon
But seriously, though, bats are an important part of a healthy ecosystem and while it's not good for us to live WITH them, we still need to live beside them.
Learn more about vampire bats in particular here:
https://theconversation.com/vampire-bats-look-beyond-the-fangs-and-blood-to-see-animal-friendships-and-unique-adaptations-239980
π¦#MONSTERDON Goodbye!
Thank you @Taweret for hosting this batsh*t bag of boredom!
and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! This will be the hardest time I will ever have stamping "A Horny Moment".
And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: The last 90 minutes were saved by your commentary. Note: An explanation for what we just watched is deep in a metaphorical cave. Do not go in there.
Maybe the smart move Sherriff Ward was to stop the car rather than drive blind.
The moral of the story is that because bats have those pointy little teeth in those doglike snouts it's reasonable and fine to blame them for all sort of idiot behavior, and how #monsterdon
@strangefour @ramsey l feel like this is exactly why the curve on https://xkcd.com/653/ is shaped like it is
in conclusion, bat boy:
Will their child be the Bat boy who reigned over the front page of the Weekly World News?
#monsterdon So that was an ending!
@moira even more amazing people voted for this over the 14' tall Grizzly or the carnivorous Slugs #Monsterdon
on the mst3k rewatch i realize that he had the bat dream at the beginning AND heard the bats at the beginning
sooo what the heck
#Monsterdon
@r343l @Canageek Yeah it's really amazing! Thanks to @combatwombat
#monsterdon Does bat hive mind committing murder count as plural bat people?
They're attacking us with ketchup and mustard! Shit now I'm stuck in the sand again.
#Monsterdon reminder to self to add a better disclaimer on content warning posts that DtDD is only as good as volunteers make it and sometimes weβll have things like βsomeone spitsβ listed while completely ignoring βketchup covered state trooper offs himself with a shotgun while the theme song from an unreleased James Bond film plays in the background.β
Apologies for not remembering that from the pandemic run through of mst3k i did but itβs also possible they edited it out because why would you leave that in a movie, even this one?
#monsterdon MURDER BATS!!
Are the bats attacking with colorful poop or...? #monsterdon
@wulfric I think she overstressed from seeing her husband all batty, and couldn't feel any more stress after that. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
That song was Angel of Fear. Sung by Sally Stevens. Film Editor Tom Stevens. I wonder which one got the other this gig.
#monsterdon
And she has dissolved into the shadows of the cave to be with her love. Felt like maybe she was somehow the first bat person all along? #monsterdon
Maybe some of my worst #monsterdon threading ever.
'Hello, and welcome to "Name the Bats!".'
https://slate.com/culture/2019/06/snl-palin-radner-belushi-name-the-bats-barn-game-show-sketch.html
Was not expecting blondie to go out like that! O.O
(Also this last five minutes of the movie feels like 100.)
@Zerofactorial Please don't denigrate bat people like that.
@kcarr2015 Same travel agent who books people into Valley Lodge no doubt
So ends another #Monsterdon. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. and remember #Monsterdoners: Oh, God, turn it off. Please, turn it off.
Cathy never seemed more calm than walking alone at night, once she knew that sargent was dead. #monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie (thanks @combatwombat for the inspiration)
So I gather I didn't miss much
Alright, thanks for a lovely evening fedi! Next time they release a new Batman movie I vote we swap in this film for the premier and don't tell anybody. #Monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie π₯ποΈ
That frothy drool. Not looking good for the rabies diagnosis.
Cathy and Johnny need to fire their travel agent
#Monsterdon okay, so, I'd say I have questions, but I was so bored by the end there, I legitimately don't care that the movie made no damn sense.
So⦠goodnight everyone! See you next Monsterdon for⦠not this. Thank Bat Christ.
Sorry about the extra post #Monsterdon fam. User error.
there should have been a post-credits homage to Phantom of the Opera
@diazona @brooke i.e. they couldn't afford to get bat makeup for her too #monsterdon
@skatem good point, well made. It's a #monsterdon movie, and that means abrupt endings with hazy or nonexistent resolutions!
So at the very end it did in fact become Bat People. #monsterdon
ew, bat breath
I think that when I saw this as "It Lives by Night" on MST3K, I forgot about it because 0.) it was a lackluster 'SciFi Channel' episode and 1.) Its plot was nearly identical to one of the plots of "Werewolf", also a lackluster episode (and one that seemed to last four hours, built haphazardly from a failed T.V. show, as per "Time of the Apes" but even less artfully.).
All Cops Are Bat-People #monsterdon
This song again!
Without #monsterdon I would have never made it through the movie and to the cop solving his bat problem, so thanks π¦
I always have fun with these cheap 70s films, even if they were just an excuse for the production crew to get a paid ski vacation. They have a great "sure, why not" quality to them. Nothing explained or justified. Just "darling, I'm afraid I'm turning into a bat" #monsterdon
@tankgrrl Right? Same. I don't need that curse upon me. Unless it wins some week...
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Hahhaha! Good night, creepy cop.