Even if I was in a hospital for non bat-related mutagenic reasons and nurses were tripping and fatally cutting their throats open on broken glass, I think I'd be concerned. #monsterdon
If I had paid to see this movie in 1974 I'd be demanding my $1.89 back. #monsterdon
To be fair, there is a nuclear waste facility in New Mexico, so the odds of a radioactive bat bite are non-zero. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
oh, good, Cathy is back.
Exerting his male doctor entitlement to get an answer.
"Right now, you are a patient doctor."
He doesn't seem very patient, to me.
He's an impatient patient Doctor
leaving your partner for the bats.
@lorgonumputz I am so in
@brooke I assume it fell off when his hands transformed?
AW SHIT IT'S MORBIN TIME #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Brain damage might make Johnny be more likeable though so I wouldn't worry #monsterdon
He did absolutely nothing to the nurse. She freaked out and fell on some beakers, breaking the glass, which slashed her neck.
The TOS Star trek fight music too? We're getting top tier tonight.#monsterdon
I don't think we can blame the bat person for that. #monsterdon
His career as a hand model has ended before it could begin. Such tragedy!
#monsterdon "Is this your ring? I've been stepping on it for a while."
#Monsterdon the man-bat took his wedding ring off to do a murder?
Was it just me or did her "oh no bats!" screams turn into moans when hey started biting her neck? :blobcatthinking: #Monsterdon
"Ladies, does your man keep taking off his wedding ring, turning into a bat...."
the timing on the DING dong was _amazing_ xD xD xD
This movie might be worse than rabies
okay maybe not, but that would not be such a stretch for some #Monsterdon movies
(18 minutes in, still catching up)
He *loves* bats so uh wish come true I guess
Bat transformation syndrome is like a music sting raging inside you...
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This guy and his antics
Oh, TF time? TF time!
oh nice morph effects though
Bat Hands!
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Exceedingly bad at medical care to wait days probably for rabies treatment and overnight to care for a wound resulting in nearly coverinng the hand in bandage.
oh thatβs just eczema #Monsterdon
Johnny is never gonna fly with that puny finger skin webbing
My hands! My beautiful hands!
the trumpet flare says you got problems, sir. #monsterdon
Yikes!! #monsterdon Bathaaaaaand!
@kshernandez I think Stan Winston VFX magic is starting to happen
Pretty handy. #Monsterdon
(ch-ch-changes)
I don't see a Bechtel pass coming... sigh. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
look most bats are NOT gonna be interested in people like that
The pitch of these bats combined with her screaming is really getting to me. (also I closed the balcony doors because my screen stopped sealing correctly and I don't want any real bats to come in if they wake up early and hear the movie)
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HAND TRANSFORMATION
DAMMIT MOVIE, THAT WAS A JOKE!
It feels very much like they just took a normal boring movie and cut in a bunch of random scenes of bats and people screaming
Nana nana nana nana, bat hands. #Monsterdon
Something about this feels vaguely Lovecraftian to me.
1 point every time Cathy says "oh Johnny!" 2 points for every skiing scene #Monsterdon
Something tells me we're not gonna see the American Humane Society certification in the credits of this film #monsterdon
Are webbed fingers a thing?
he's always been a bat person, but now he's even more of a bat person
Bat boy is here! Squeak! Squeak I say!
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Uh... wtf is happening!? #monsterdon
Those bat puppets are well fed.
#Monsterdon "Even if it's not fatal"
That's happened like once, hon. If he got it, he dead.
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"Even if it's not fatal there's a good chance of brain damage, isn't there?" <-- um. it's always fatal *
*except in some recent cases where they tried induced comas or something and that made it survivable at least sometimes?
they could only buy one bat prop, couldn't they
@RobynGoodfellow Will they have as bad a sex scene in this movie though? That's worth finding out #monsterdon
Want to meet some bats
@trixter the only reason you do a skiing scene is to give wardrobe space to do some full body one piece work!!!!!!!! #monsterdon
"Stop INSULTING me by knowing MORE about DOCTOR STUFF than I DO!"
"He had those reactions before he took the serum" "I don't know what you mean" - Lady get a new doctor
turn and face the strange~
This movie inspired Ski Patrol (1990).
#monsterdon #TheBatPeople
#monsterdon this lady wishing she had a turtleneck right about now
Why you run outside where the bats are, stupid? #Monsterdon
oh, I didn't like that bat being held in place at all :(
The bats would be much scarier if someone wasn't just holding their wings just out of frame.
K2 skis but Rossignol colors, interesting. #monsterdon
is Cathy also a doctor? it's not like she was pulling up all this rabies info on her iphone #monsterdon
this isn't rabies! it's nay-bies!
wooo more stock bat footage
#monsterdon
"...it couldn't be rabies."
"Thank goodness!"
"Could be syphilis, though."
"Wait, what?"
Is that a shot of a woman wearing bats as a necklace?
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
So is Johnny like Guillermo in What We Do In The Shadows, and he can't complete his vampire transition?
#monsterdon Look, I like bats. I think they're neat. I'm a friend to all bats. And as a friend, I have to be honest, and say that they have ugly faces.
DRAIN BRAMMAGE!
@jonny I'm sad no one in this one has the fabulous ski suits we've seen in earlier ones.
If only he did have rabies and not BATITIS!
@socketwench This would be right at home in a skit by the Muppets
"I don't know what you mean," because I am very dumb.
I think this doctor is really the bassist, judging by the mustache. #Monsterdon
if Dr Stache survives the bat invasion and makes it to 2020, he's definitely going to be a mask-below-the-nose type
Pretty sure while the woman was screaming, the bat scaring her was giggling
(14 minutes in, still catching up)
I feel like that βhappy endingβ is imminent! #monsterdon
How Iβm spending my evening: reading #Monsterdon toots while watching a Poirot mystery (sans bats)
@RamenCatholic Is that for real? Is that part accurate? #monsterdon
"But I wouldn't worry about it! For you, I'm prescribing a whisky fleet."
he needs mouse bites to live
Back when I was coaxing random stray cats out of people's barns for the rescue I considered getting a preventative rabies vaccination, it's really expensive but you should not fuck around with rabies.
@ricci I was expecting the sound when you remove a USB device #monsterdon
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"Yes, there is a possibility of other side effects but I wouldn't worry about it" <-- say all drs, ever
why do all these 70's movies want me to believe that skiing is normal and something everyone does #monsterdon
Iβm tryna ski, lady. Stop with the questions. #Monsterdon
Oh good, back to skiing. #monsterdon
This whole movie is just people telling a woman to stop worrying about the very serious shit going on around her >_> #Monsterdon