Can we see some bat people or, at least bats, killing people?

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@LingLass creative way to get free props: walk out of a restaurant with them

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McCloud watching his seizures now.

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Why don't you find us a nice big strawberry for dinner, you start on one end, I'll start on the other and we'll meet in the middle #monsterdon

Gotta love a transformation scene!

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What this movie needs is the Skipper from Gilligan's Island in the cast #monsterdon

oh no Burt Reynolds is gonna get it

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@CactuarJoe And here I'm thinking HE should divorce HER. They need a divorce, either way. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

$20??? this is like a second-hand charity shop, that old lady is ripping him off. good for her. #monsterdon

he doesn't want to consummate their honeymoon
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Dr Bat is being a really jerk
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@ricci She fell, that's the story. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

. o O ( hot tub bat machine )

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Nothing says "we're leaving" like bringing a giant pot of flowers.

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Batman has a point... he DID have two "fits" so far. #monsterdon

#monsterdon When a man desperately screams that he needs a psychiatrist, it's best to try to talk him out of it.

Your husband may have rabies and is confined to the hospital, but hey, now you can go skiing with his doctor.

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iHop coffee carafe spotted in the hospital #Monsterdon

Where’s the hot tub life guard? #Monsterdon

Cathy, divorce him right there. Run, woman, run. #Monsterdon

"sweetie, the hospital bill is going to bankrupt us, we should leave"

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ut oh it's a cop

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Lovely rubber bats they have in this movie
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Jeez, one minute she's like "you're sick get a doctor." now he's like "I need a doctor, I'm sick" and she's like "That's silly you're fine."
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#Monsterdon TRUE MOVIE FACTS*: That scene with the bats and the airstream trailer were what Lucas lifted shot for shot in Star Wars: A New Hope. “Red leader this is gold leader...”

I don't like thinking how they forced these bats pretend to be vampires. They're almost certainly insectivorous and we should respect their preferences #monsterdon

"For once in your life, can't you do what I ask?"

So, it's turning into that kind of relationship?

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Even if I was in a hospital for non bat-related mutagenic reasons and nurses were tripping and fatally cutting their throats open on broken glass, I think I'd be concerned. #monsterdon

If I had paid to see this movie in 1974 I'd be demanding my $1.89 back. #monsterdon

To be fair, there is a nuclear waste facility in New Mexico, so the odds of a radioactive bat bite are non-zero. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

oh, good, Cathy is back.

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@Louisa

I wonder if he is just going to glide.

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Exerting his male doctor entitlement to get an answer.

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"Right now, you are a patient doctor."

He doesn't seem very patient, to me.

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He's an impatient patient Doctor

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leaving your partner for the bats.

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@lorgonumputz I am so in

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@brooke I assume it fell off when his hands transformed?

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AW SHIT IT'S MORBIN TIME #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Brain damage might make Johnny be more likeable though so I wouldn't worry #monsterdon

"Took two strong men and a boy to get it on."

exQUEEZE me?

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He did absolutely nothing to the nurse. She freaked out and fell on some beakers, breaking the glass, which slashed her neck.

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The TOS Star trek fight music too? We're getting top tier tonight.#monsterdon

"nothing is worse than rabies"

...except for maybe our acting.

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I don't think we can blame the bat person for that. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "Is this your ring? I've been stepping on it for a while."

#Monsterdon the man-bat took his wedding ring off to do a murder?

Was it just me or did her "oh no bats!" screams turn into moans when hey started biting her neck? :blobcatthinking: #Monsterdon

the timing on the DING dong was _amazing_ xD xD xD

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Can you act?

No.

Can you roll your eyes back in your head?

Yeah.

Hired!

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This movie might be worse than rabies

okay maybe not, but that would not be such a stretch for some #Monsterdon movies

(18 minutes in, still catching up)

He *loves* bats so uh wish come true I guess

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Bat transformation syndrome is like a music sting raging inside you...

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This guy and his antics

Oh, TF time? TF time!

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oh nice morph effects though

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Bat Hands!
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"Is this your ring?

"I found it in your bedpan... what were you doing?!?!"

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#monsterdon Exceedingly bad at medical care to wait days probably for rabies treatment and overnight to care for a wound resulting in nearly coverinng the hand in bandage.

oh that’s just eczema #Monsterdon

Johnny is never gonna fly with that puny finger skin webbing

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My hands! My beautiful hands!

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the trumpet flare says you got problems, sir. #monsterdon

Yikes!! #monsterdon Bathaaaaaand!

@kshernandez I think Stan Winston VFX magic is starting to happen

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Pretty handy. #Monsterdon

(ch-ch-changes)

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I don't see a Bechtel pass coming... sigh. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

look most bats are NOT gonna be interested in people like that

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The pitch of these bats combined with her screaming is really getting to me. (also I closed the balcony doors because my screen stopped sealing correctly and I don't want any real bats to come in if they wake up early and hear the movie)

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HAND TRANSFORMATION

DAMMIT MOVIE, THAT WAS A JOKE!

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It feels very much like they just took a normal boring movie and cut in a bunch of random scenes of bats and people screaming

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Nana nana nana nana, bat hands. #Monsterdon

Something about this feels vaguely Lovecraftian to me.

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1 point every time Cathy says "oh Johnny!" 2 points for every skiing scene #Monsterdon

Something tells me we're not gonna see the American Humane Society certification in the credits of this film #monsterdon

Are webbed fingers a thing?

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he's always been a bat person, but now he's even more of a bat person

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Uh... wtf is happening!? #monsterdon

Those bat puppets are well fed.

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#Monsterdon "Even if it's not fatal"

That's happened like once, hon. If he got it, he dead.

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"Even if it's not fatal there's a good chance of brain damage, isn't there?" <-- um. it's always fatal *

*except in some recent cases where they tried induced comas or something and that made it survivable at least sometimes?

they could only buy one bat prop, couldn't they

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@RobynGoodfellow Will they have as bad a sex scene in this movie though? That's worth finding out #monsterdon

Want to meet some bats

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@trixter the only reason you do a skiing scene is to give wardrobe space to do some full body one piece work!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

"Stop INSULTING me by knowing MORE about DOCTOR STUFF than I DO!"

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"He had those reactions before he took the serum" "I don't know what you mean" - Lady get a new doctor

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turn and face the strange~

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This movie inspired Ski Patrol (1990).

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#monsterdon this lady wishing she had a turtleneck right about now

Why you run outside where the bats are, stupid? #Monsterdon

oh, I didn't like that bat being held in place at all :(

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K2 skis but Rossignol colors, interesting. #monsterdon

The bats would be much scarier if someone wasn't just holding their wings just out of frame.

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is Cathy also a doctor? it's not like she was pulling up all this rabies info on her iphone #monsterdon

this isn't rabies! it's nay-bies!

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wooo more stock bat footage
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"...it couldn't be rabies."
"Thank goodness!"
"Could be syphilis, though."
"Wait, what?"

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