THE STORE WAS FULL OF CLOTHES! He had to beat up a mannequin instead?
Again. I'm confused. #Monsterdon
The mannequin smashing may end up being the most startling scene of violence in the film. #monsterdon
Lol stealing a cardigan to put over your pajamas to blend in, sure
did he just beat up a manequinn #Monsterdon #theBatPeople
#Monsterdon oh no they're smoking the weeds.
you're not even a bat boy yet you don't get to excuse any crime because sometimes you are a bat boy #monsterdon
This is clearly going to change his nighttime routine. #monsterdon
It's a well known fact that blue sweaters drive bats insane.
#Monsterdon so the Dollar Tree Burt Reynolds sheriff is using English words, and yes somehow isn't speaking English.
Uhoh, I think I might be watching an uncut version of the film. Did everyone else see the couple smoking a doobie in the pickup cab?
If the band doesn't fit, you must acquit!
MOTIL
Oh, that's not a murder
Holy shit that's a mannequin... wtf! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
he just had to have that sweater. it's all the rage these days. #monsterdon
Is this the old "smoking pot gets you killed in a horror movie" moral message here?
I'm guessing a transition, but
you know what, sure, candlelight dinner in the bedroom why not
@foolishowl Was that how much it cost to use the hot tubs? Or the entire vacation accommodations? I couldn't tell #monsterdon
McCloud or Ward? #Monsterdon
Honeymoon baked potato. #monsterdon
Jeez. Maybe show some more skiing or something. Anything.
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he has army green pjs for his honeymoon?
Sums of britches, many pants. I forgot about #Monsterdon. Was too busy cooking foods.
He's gotta go flap in circles around the motel sign for a couple hours. #Monsterdon
I would never have guessed that they were in a MOTEL, thanks movie
@ricci Guess we'll see. lol #monsterdon
Corelle!
βHoney! I had the worst dreamβ¦ we left a bunch of food on the table!β #monsterdon
"it took two strong men and a boy to get that on." Maybe that should have been a warning, Cathy.
This is technically a bedroom scene, right? I'm counting it. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo
So we're supposed to believe that bat people know how to operate windows, but NOT doors??
How _did_ the bracelet fall off? His hands got bigger not smaller. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
#Monsterdon sweater's off; neck's vulnerable! watch out!
this actor spent half this movie lying in beds lightly turning his head back and forth
nice gig if you can get it i guess
Nothing sadder than half a roll left uneaten. #monsterdon
If it doesnβt fit you must acquit
@ramsey @JoeyBoughtACola I'm down for that
whattha nosy sarge
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Fuck THIS mannequin in particular!!!
SO the horror is that his hands are getting fat? . . . like bat's fat fingers? what?
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
@diazona @JoeyBoughtACola I want the latter.
If the wrist band does not fit... #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
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Why is the sheriff chewing gummmmmm eeewwww staap
This cop is going to turn out to be a secret bat person
Even if you are undergoing a slow and painful bat transformation, don't fucking talk to cops
@apLundell "You don't understand. The coffee is like really, really good here" #monsterdon
@srol absolutely zero clue what that line meant #monsterdon
im struggling to come up with things to say. turn into a bat again or something
McCloud!
@GeoffWozniak as long as the sheriff keeps wearing his hat i'm good
McCloud is on it! #Monsterdon
See, _she_ was auditioning for bat_man_ (1966)
SARGENT WARD IS A SHOPLIFTER #Monsterdon
ACAB includes this guy, whoever he is
Sheriff, I'm afraid I'm going to need you to explain what you mean. #monsterdon
Look Wish.com McCloud, he doesn't want to chat. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
#Monsterdon i feel like the lead guy should be played by 1990s Kevin McDonald
Is that cop threatening to take his wife?
that old lady says ACAB. #monsterdon
"Am I free to go?" "I'm not discussing my day."
Someone is sure BATty!
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Heβs going to look great in that pink nightie. #Monsterdon
@JoeyBoughtACola A psychiatrist for bats or a psychiatrist who is a bat? (Or both?)
now we got the...sheriff? watching a bat attack, I guess.
@CactuarJoe Just like today. #Monsterdon
Communication, man! Yes your wife should be supportive here, but you don't get to order her around, damn
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Uh oh, local sheriff sees partial bat xform
I Guess Johnny has a thing for nurses witha short skirt
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The love story in this movie is making me want to see more bats. #monsterdon
Can we see some bat people or, at least bats, killing people?
@LingLass creative way to get free props: walk out of a restaurant with them
McCloud watching his seizures now.
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Why don't you find us a nice big strawberry for dinner, you start on one end, I'll start on the other and we'll meet in the middle #monsterdon
Gotta love a transformation scene!
What this movie needs is the Skipper from Gilligan's Island in the cast #monsterdon
oh no Burt Reynolds is gonna get it
@CactuarJoe And here I'm thinking HE should divorce HER. They need a divorce, either way. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
$20??? this is like a second-hand charity shop, that old lady is ripping him off. good for her. #monsterdon
Dr Bat is being a really jerk
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he doesn't want to consummate their honeymoon
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. o O ( hot tub bat machine )
@ricci She fell, that's the story. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Nothing says "we're leaving" like bringing a giant pot of flowers.
Looking at that negligΓ©e and wishing there was going to be cock underneath it instead of vadge.....we see you Johnny
#Monsterdon
Batman has a point... he DID have two "fits" so far. #monsterdon
#monsterdon When a man desperately screams that he needs a psychiatrist, it's best to try to talk him out of it.
Your husband may have rabies and is confined to the hospital, but hey, now you can go skiing with his doctor.
iHop coffee carafe spotted in the hospital #Monsterdon
Whereβs the hot tub life guard? #Monsterdon
Cathy, divorce him right there. Run, woman, run. #Monsterdon
"sweetie, the hospital bill is going to bankrupt us, we should leave"
ut oh it's a cop
Lovely rubber bats they have in this movie
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Jeez, one minute she's like "you're sick get a doctor." now he's like "I need a doctor, I'm sick" and she's like "That's silly you're fine."
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#Monsterdon TRUE MOVIE FACTS*: That scene with the bats and the airstream trailer were what Lucas lifted shot for shot in Star Wars: A New Hope. βRed leader this is gold leader...β
I don't like thinking how they forced these bats pretend to be vampires. They're almost certainly insectivorous and we should respect their preferences #monsterdon
"For once in your life, can't you do what I ask?"
So, it's turning into that kind of relationship?