Sorry baby, I just....can't when a jazz line is playing.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

anyway this is what is going to mark "A Horny Moment" on my bingo card

#Monsterdon

His he just going to leave that girl in his truck and walk away into the night?

#Monsterdon

Oh, the good old days when you could bust a shp without a damn alarm sounding off
#monsterdon

He is devouring her jawline. Next bat monster? #Monsterdon

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ruh roh bats gonna getum

Yeah, looks like the work of the serial manniqun molester. #Monsterdon

In the early 1970s, most Americans did think you could get high by lightly smooching a joint #monsterdon

@wohali Aw yes! Thank God for Youtube. #monsterdon

oh right, 70s movie, need a weed scene to mark victims as unworthy

#monsterdon

This is confusing. The lawman should have a bigger moustache than the doctor, because he has more authority. What the heck.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I fail to see the logic behind when the doctor's hands get all shaky

...I suppose expecting logic is a bit much

#Monsterdon

McCloud!

#Monsterdon

"I think I got slipped oregano again"

Yeah, I know how you feel. They told me this was a vampire movie. #Monsterdon

no thank you

#Monsterdon

The Breakfast Club strikes again! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I can't tell if they tried to make the cop look like Burt Reynolds, or if Burt Reynolds just looks like every cop in the 70s. #Monsterdon

Monster Movie Rule #IV:

"Doing the Doobie" == "Doomed"

#Monsterdon

Oh dang, Stan Winston has earned his salary with that bat hand/claw thing! 👀

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Tornadoes and Bat People. Straight for the trailer parks. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

the power of THE BAT!

to steal sweaters and run into jazz clubs!

#monsterdon

The night calls to me ... think I'll slip out this window and beat up a mannequin.

And our next victims, smoking a joint! And having foreplay!

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

early signs of monster transformation sometimes also include pile driving a mannequin #monsterdon

I don't like the sheriff.

I don't like Doctor Bat.

I don't feel for Mrs Bat.

I don't think they "love" each other.

I'm struggling to find any redeeming value in this movie at all actually.

#monsterdon

eat her out dumbass

#monsterdon

Okay so THAT'S what happened, instead of the rabies serum he was given the Cardigan Acquisition Rage serum, it's a common mistake

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

That looked like Jerry Lewis beating a mannequin and trying to put on a jacket.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

All that violence just to steal a small cardigan? #monsterdon

MISTER ROGERS NOOOOOOO

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

ah, people smoking and flirting, the redshirts of the 70s. #monsterdon

@wohali naw turns out it's just oregano

#monsterdon

THE STORE WAS FULL OF CLOTHES! He had to beat up a mannequin instead?

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Again. I'm confused. #Monsterdon

The mannequin smashing may end up being the most startling scene of violence in the film. #monsterdon

Lol stealing a cardigan to put over your pajamas to blend in, sure

#Monsterdon

did he just beat up a manequinn #Monsterdon #theBatPeople

#Monsterdon oh no they're smoking the weeds.

you're not even a bat boy yet you don't get to excuse any crime because sometimes you are a bat boy #monsterdon

This is clearly going to change his nighttime routine. #monsterdon

It's a well known fact that blue sweaters drive bats insane.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon so the Dollar Tree Burt Reynolds sheriff is using English words, and yes somehow isn't speaking English.

Uhoh, I think I might be watching an uncut version of the film. Did everyone else see the couple smoking a doobie in the pickup cab?

#monsterdon

MOTIL

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Holy shit that's a mannequin... wtf! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Oh, that's not a murder

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

he just had to have that sweater. it's all the rage these days. #monsterdon

I'm guessing a transition, but

you know what, sure, candlelight dinner in the bedroom why not

#monsterdon

Is this the old "smoking pot gets you killed in a horror movie" moral message here?

#Monsterdon

@foolishowl Was that how much it cost to use the hot tubs? Or the entire vacation accommodations? I couldn't tell #monsterdon

McCloud or Ward? #Monsterdon

Honeymoon baked potato. #monsterdon

Jeez. Maybe show some more skiing or something. Anything.

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

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he has army green pjs for his honeymoon?

Sums of britches, many pants. I forgot about #Monsterdon. Was too busy cooking foods.

He's gotta go flap in circles around the motel sign for a couple hours. #Monsterdon

I would never have guessed that they were in a MOTEL, thanks movie

#Monsterdon

@ricci Guess we'll see. lol #monsterdon

Corelle!

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

“Honey! I had the worst dream… we left a bunch of food on the table!” #monsterdon

"it took two strong men and a boy to get that on." Maybe that should have been a warning, Cathy.

#Monsterdon

This is technically a bedroom scene, right? I'm counting it. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

So we're supposed to believe that bat people know how to operate windows, but NOT doors??

#monsterdon

How _did_ the bracelet fall off? His hands got bigger not smaller. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon sweater's off; neck's vulnerable! watch out!

Nothing sadder than half a roll left uneaten. #monsterdon

@ramsey @JoeyBoughtACola I'm down for that

#Monsterdon

If it doesn’t fit you must acquit

#monsterdon

whattha nosy sarge
#monsterdon

Fuck THIS mannequin in particular!!!

#monsterdon

SO the horror is that his hands are getting fat? . . . like bat's fat fingers? what?
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@diazona @JoeyBoughtACola I want the latter.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

If the wrist band does not fit... #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

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Why is the sheriff chewing gummmmmm eeewwww staap

This cop is going to turn out to be a secret bat person

#Monsterdon

Even if you are undergoing a slow and painful bat transformation, don't fucking talk to cops

#Monsterdon

@apLundell "You don't understand. The coffee is like really, really good here" #monsterdon

@srol absolutely zero clue what that line meant #monsterdon

im struggling to come up with things to say. turn into a bat again or something

#Monsterdon

McCloud!

#Monsterdon

@GeoffWozniak as long as the sheriff keeps wearing his hat i'm good

#monsterdon

McCloud is on it! #Monsterdon

See, _she_ was auditioning for bat_man_ (1966)

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

SARGENT WARD IS A SHOPLIFTER #Monsterdon

ACAB includes this guy, whoever he is

#Monsterdon

Sheriff, I'm afraid I'm going to need you to explain what you mean. #monsterdon

Look Wish.com McCloud, he doesn't want to chat. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon i feel like the lead guy should be played by 1990s Kevin McDonald

that old lady says ACAB. #monsterdon

"You know what I mean?"

I genuinely do not.

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"Am I free to go?" "I'm not discussing my day."

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

ooo-oooo-ooooo-American Sheriff

doot-doo-doot

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Someone is sure BATty!
#monsterdon

He’s going to look great in that pink nightie. #Monsterdon

@JoeyBoughtACola A psychiatrist for bats or a psychiatrist who is a bat? (Or both?)

#Monsterdon

now we got the...sheriff? watching a bat attack, I guess.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Just like today. #Monsterdon

Communication, man! Yes your wife should be supportive here, but you don't get to order her around, damn

#Monsterdon

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Uh oh, local sheriff sees partial bat xform

I Guess Johnny has a thing for nurses witha short skirt
#monsterdon

The love story in this movie is making me want to see more bats. #monsterdon