LAND SHARK AAAAAAAA

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Jazz! #Monsterdon

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Do you feel high?

I guess so.

(What someone says when they don't feel high.)

"There's been one or two things bothering me..."

"Like what?"

"Like my moustache. How can I keep it groomed better?"

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#Monsterdon what if we made out to the extended version of the Sanford and Son theme

Doop a doop a doop, just a calm sheriff swagger, it's only murder, no need to rush, dee do dee... #Monsterdon

Who y'gonna call? BAT BUSTERS dadadada da DAT dat!

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This boy never used the "jesus-grandma" mind chant to avoid a early blastoff? Gee, what a baby-man
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The musical choices are kind of schizo. #Monsterdon

like does the movie think rabies is like a were-bat disease?

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@Taweret

There is a vague conflation that I recommend ignoring for your own sanity.

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livin' in a Bat Dream...

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@paco It's the 70s. There was only one color palette, and everyone took turns sharing it.

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@bunnyhero Maybe it was the bass player #Monsterdon

My best hypothesis is that Johnny and Cathy are still stuck in the cave with the "mites" but he's just disassociating all these disjointed scenes #monsterdon

Stop with the bloody eyes already #Monsterdon

This music would be great, in a different movie

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#monsterdon This was an excellent scream!

What is even happening

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Deeply disappointing sexual experience followed immediately by being chased by a monster = this should be a Monsterdon bingo square

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but was it a dream?

@paco

That and appearing in this movie.

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Soundtrack

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

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A knock on the door in the middle of the night, send the lady out, it could be dangerous after all....

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Aaugh!

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Late to the party. Sorry.

But there's an early scene that sets it all up...It's a slippery slope folks. And it's all downhill from here.

And then there's a bat bite, and no rabies protocol...

And the girlfriend knows. Something is wrong! And nobody listens...

So, yep. True to script. True to genre. True to trope.

Settling back with my snacks, and a nice drink...

Yes, she's had sex with him just now…you can tell by the extremely unsatisfied look.

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Ah right, gotta wait for the guy to leave, the well-known fact that bats only go after women

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Movie Fruit bats are dangerous!

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Dude, that should be *our* reaction.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

The screaming was the best part of the movie!

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I feel like we need some Michael Moriarty from Q: The Winged Serpent scatting over this. #monsterdon

How did they know Murder Jazz was one of my favorite genres?

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i think bat boy's motivation here is that he wants to drink blood like a vampire bat but how come the victims are still so juicy when found #monsterdon

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana

...never mind, false alarm

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And now fusion jazz for a bat attack you're listening to KBAT more after this. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

As bad dates go that one was right up there #Monsterdon

@Taweret it's a horned lizard thing! turns out he's not turning into a bat at all!

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#Monsterdon WAS THAT A PREMATURE EJACULATION SCENE?

I respect a movie that plays jazz during a chase scene. #Monsterdon

wait, the bad jazz isn't diegetic anymore?

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Lady those trucks are FORTRESSES. STAY INSIDE.

jfc

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What a gentleman... just gonna leave the lady to fight for her life? #monsterdon

I swear he was doing modern dance poses during the mannequin bash #Monsterdon

I feel like this guy is trying to do both Smokey and The Bandit at the same time.

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Time for jazzy MURDER.

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I guess bat doc doesnt approve the use of marijuana as a medicine
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"Whoopie" with hand gesture. She's my favorite character now.

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Are his eyes bleeding?

Now we have the scream-and-run sequence ...

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The man-bat attack theme song!! #Monsterdon

like seriously why is he attacking women and mannequins. are the bat hands all in his head.

honestly a lot of these movies love to walk the line of 'ooh~ maybe it's all in their heads~' but they so rarely commit to it

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All the authority figures are required to be men with mustaches, those are the rules #monsterdon

surprise guitar! #monsterdon

I choose "Disappointing Jazz"

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I super don't understand

oh that was the music. i thought someone meowed

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BURN!

Whoopee.

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@wohali Oh no indeed! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Jazz improv monster attack cam!
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#Monsterdon It happens to many young boys. You aren’t going to die. Just cringe through it bucko….

bloody tears

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Did he… finish? #Monsterdon

Weed and Groping! PREPARE TO DIE!

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Quick draw McGraw eh?

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Also loving the PJs buttoned right up to the top button, and that olive green, MAN! That is awesome!
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#Monsterdon welp, they're smoking weed in a 70s movie. They dead.

Is that the easiest way to get a jacket!? #Monsterdon

DUMP 👏 HIS 👏 ASS 👏

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More gross '70s making out :/ #Monsterdon

Sorry baby, I just....can't when a jazz line is playing.

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anyway this is what is going to mark "A Horny Moment" on my bingo card

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His he just going to leave that girl in his truck and walk away into the night?

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Oh, the good old days when you could bust a shp without a damn alarm sounding off
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He is devouring her jawline. Next bat monster? #Monsterdon

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ruh roh bats gonna getum

Yeah, looks like the work of the serial manniqun molester. #Monsterdon

In the early 1970s, most Americans did think you could get high by lightly smooching a joint #monsterdon

@wohali Aw yes! Thank God for Youtube. #monsterdon

oh right, 70s movie, need a weed scene to mark victims as unworthy

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This is confusing. The lawman should have a bigger moustache than the doctor, because he has more authority. What the heck.

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I fail to see the logic behind when the doctor's hands get all shaky

...I suppose expecting logic is a bit much

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McCloud!

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"I think I got slipped oregano again"

Yeah, I know how you feel. They told me this was a vampire movie. #Monsterdon

[wah-wah intensifies]
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no thank you

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The Breakfast Club strikes again! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I can't tell if they tried to make the cop look like Burt Reynolds, or if Burt Reynolds just looks like every cop in the 70s. #Monsterdon

Monster Movie Rule #IV:

"Doing the Doobie" == "Doomed"

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Tornadoes and Bat People. Straight for the trailer parks. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Oh dang, Stan Winston has earned his salary with that bat hand/claw thing! 👀

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the power of THE BAT!

to steal sweaters and run into jazz clubs!

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The night calls to me ... think I'll slip out this window and beat up a mannequin.

And our next victims, smoking a joint! And having foreplay!

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early signs of monster transformation sometimes also include pile driving a mannequin #monsterdon

I don't like the sheriff.

I don't like Doctor Bat.

I don't feel for Mrs Bat.

I don't think they "love" each other.

I'm struggling to find any redeeming value in this movie at all actually.

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eat her out dumbass

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Okay so THAT'S what happened, instead of the rabies serum he was given the Cardigan Acquisition Rage serum, it's a common mistake

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That looked like Jerry Lewis beating a mannequin and trying to put on a jacket.

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All that violence just to steal a small cardigan? #monsterdon

MISTER ROGERS NOOOOOOO

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ah, people smoking and flirting, the redshirts of the 70s. #monsterdon

@wohali naw turns out it's just oregano

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