@kshernandez C'mon Flash! We're in hot pursuit!
#monsterdon #DukesOfHazzard

39 cent gas, 44 cent burgers, 3 dollar motel rooms

#monsterdon

@nev in terms of practicality, i guess there's a good amount of space to work in/enough space for a person on a stretcher?

#monsterdon

Sergeant Hunter S Thompson. #Monsterdon

The movie has certain gone batshit crazy. #monsterdon

A Cop. A Bat. An RV Park.

#monsterdon

Is man-bat gonna suck on that screaming girl's collar bone like the fruit bat? American bats are weird!

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

No, that's his name. Dr. Male Caucasian, professor of bats at Occidental College. #monsterdon

Woo! Gas in 39 cents per gallon!

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

I'm sure the fever story will get you off the hook. #Monsterdon

Fever!
https://youtu.be/VoIZQh1IjI8?feature=shared

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@msh It is a good soundtrack! #Monsterdon

The music designer needs to turn it down a few notches!
#Monsterdon

We are now half way through... jfc
#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

McCloud'll get him! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

This is Sgt. Ward, I'm here to harass a patient. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Telling lies!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's not a psychiatrist. He's a mechanic. You're at a repair shop, sir. Your car is ready.

Wait, the sheriff uses a cigarette holder?? In 1974?

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

And so was created the Bat Mobile

#Monsterdon

This radio has a Yelp reviews channel.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

Hey doc, what shampoo you use to keep your mustache so shiny and soft?
#monsterdon

what in the 1950s funeral hearse is that "ambulance"

edit: I have now been informed that is indeed what ambulances used to look like. I mean, makes sense. Just…there's no headroom!!

#Monsterdon

Bats.

Well known for acts of grand theft auto.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

He stole the ghostbusters' car! #monsterdon

Who you gonna call? BAT PEOPLE! #Monsterdon

The best part of this #Monsterdon is the jazzy soundtrack TBH

Stealing a cop car in your hospital pajamas and bathrobe to prove you're not insane

#Monsterdon

Johnny Quest didn't handle his childhood well, did he?

Tho' to be fair, who could?

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

He wants to stay in the hospital.
But he equally wants to jump out windows and run away.
Um maybe yall should send him to a mental hospital?
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Sign: Hospital Quiet!

That siren sounds loud.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

HOSPITAL QUIET! is that a type of quiet, or...? #monsterdon

@kb9ens He's not even gone full bat yet.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

Johnny's in the johonny.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

*me as my bones are audibly crunching due to spasms* nO ReAlLy I'M fiNE! #monsterdon

Red Headed Nurse. Now we are entering my dreams.

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

This was way better in American Werewolf in London, where the guy paranoid about turning into a monster actually was turning into a monster and we got to see it

#Monsterdon

Blond Smokey Bandit is ... showing that he doesn't understand how to bag evidence and provide a chain of custody?

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Will he ever wear anything besides pajamas again? #monsterdon

Did she just call him Charlie, then Johnny?

He's got a thing for climbing through windows. Him and the Boston Strangler.

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

The Time Of The Battening.

#monsterdon

Ok, we want a Columbo character for the detective.

Got it!

Later....

They said they wanted some kind of tv character for the cop.

McMillan & Wife? No, that's no it.

Banacek? I don't think so.

McCloud? Maybe? Yeah, sure, let's go with that.

#monsterdon

This movie seems to drive away my attention. It's remarkable

#monsterdon

We really learn how versatile harps are with this music

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@srol Some wear turtlenecks on the insi... nuthin! #Monsterdon

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this actor who plays Johnny has no regard for the head whomping he's doing during these bat-pisodes

This is the way it was in the 1970s when they hadn't discovered melatonin #monsterdon

@apLundell
Nominate for Monsterdon Scream Queen Award

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

Oh darling, how did you know that I'm a *fruit* bat!

#Monsterdon

"I brought you a bunch of fruit since your turning in to a bat and everything."

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

#Monsterdon danger! she switched from the turtlenecks to a lower-necked sweater, making her neck vulnerable to BAT ATTACK

#Monsterdon

I'm going to assume the sheriff gets eaten.

Swing batter batter #NowHesAPlayah #Monsterdon

"It'll be fine after the treatments are over, I've been wrong about everything else so far so you can trust me." #Monsterdon

"the Doctor agrees to dubious in-patient billing"

#monsterdon

@hollie niiiiiiice

#Monsterdon

The ‘bravery’ square on my bingo card seems as unlikely to be filled as the ‘Bechtel pass’ one, honestly. #monsterdon

WKRP may have a job for this "Jonny Fever"

#monsterdon
#TheBatPeople

Hey, no one in this scene is wearing a turtleneck! #monsterdon

"No pressure! You heartless female harpy."
#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"Oh, just one more question..."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I can’t stop thinking of the doctor as an Irish setter after he said “rough”

@Louisa „Can I interest you in this fascinating book about Dianetics?“ #monsterdon

@mmezabet @Taweret I mean if we start the precedent that things need to be apologized for, it'd just open the floodgates

#Monsterdon

Not bit by a fruit bat I guess. #Monsterdon

Ward, you need to put that bandage in an evidence bag. #Monsterdon

@hollie
For every movie!

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

Dr. Gaslight: It's all in your head Johnny take these tranquilisers and call me in the morning I'm going skiing #Monsterdon

@srol this is glorious

#Monsterdon

my doctor talks to me like this too, but it's because he only has 15 minutes per patient

#monsterdon

🎶 IT'S NOT UNUSUAL to be bats when evening comes. 🎶

#monsterdon

doctor

johnny

FEV...

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@mmezabet @Taweret 😂

but no apologies necessary, this is #Monsterdon !

fever makes people think they're were-bats all the time. perfectly normal

#Monsterdon

You can tell it’s the 70s when a doctor just shoves some elephant tranquilizers across the table if you have nightmares. #Monsterdon

🎵 It's not unusual to bat some of the time 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎵

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

"Damnit Johnny I'm a doctor, not a bat"

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok Temu Anthony Perkins

#monsterdon

@diazona OOoohhhhh! I've had one of those turned on for so long I never remember it's there! 😂

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

It's dinnertime #monsterdon

@socketwench I just cackled.
#monsterdon

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OK but is the nurse dead or what?

#Monsterdon “It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone…”

This cop's a regular Columbo, ain't he.

#Monsterdon

This guy is the worst doctor we've seen in any of these movies. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Sgt. Ward, watch those “elevator eyes”! This is the 1970s, already! #Monsterdon

@hollie Ad blocker maybe?

#Monsterdon

wait why is Ski Doctor no longer at Ski Resort

this movie had no budget for props or actors, huh

#monsterdon

Long car drives.
Wood paneled rooms.
How long until we get a long scene in a sheriff's office?
THE 70S!
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@srol I think he just wants to date Johnny... #Monsterdon

"...what we have here, see, is a classic case of bat fevah."

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"Take these. They'd knock out an elephant" And I want to see how much you spasm this time. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@amyfou HAH! (sedative for a guy)

#monsterdon

"These pills will knock out an elephant, but they won't knock out a bat. That's kind of the trick."

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

FYI folks if you watch on a computer (with an ad blocker), the Tubi commercials don't happen, it's very nice. I didn't realize this and kept wondering why folks complained about the commercials. One night I tried to watch the Monsterdon movie on our TV using the Apple TV Tubi app, and got all kinds of commercials. On my laptop? None.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

„You where in a state of near coma“
Like me right now #monsterdon

YES JAZZ CHASE SCENE BLOW THAT HORN BLOW BLOW BLOW

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Funny the cop is smoking with a cigarette holder… I thought he’d be more of a tough guy.
#Monsterdon

Judging by the collar of your shirt you're both the town doctor and the manager of the KFC.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

Hm, not Anthony Perkins. He looks like that guy from Full House #Monsterdon