@starkraving666 well now she’s enabling her husband’s muerder streak #monsterdon

Hmm. HOMOcidal. #monsterdon

You know, some of these shots didn't need to be this long, this isn't Wavelength

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon turned into batbusters real fast

#Monsterdon damn, this film has a “one CB radio” budget but they can afford Buddy Rich to come in and back up the chase, i don’t get it

These 70s cars are just not meant for U-turns or any kind of precision handling, lol.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@apLundell

There are only two units.
And the other one is stopped at the donut shop.

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Lots of clothing being offered as evidence in this movie

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This chase has a good "Blues Brothers" mood on it. Imagine it they where playing "can't turn you loose" ?
#monsterdon

catch him, have him be saved by a southern defence attorney, there's plenty of time to turn this into a courtroom drama

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Must... return... to.. the... mountain nostrils!

#monsterdon

I'm frustratingly close to bingo, and yet I'm not sure I'll actually get it 😮

"Monster Reveals New Power", "Wavery Flashlight", "The Moon", and "Shots Fired" are looking increasingly unlikely. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Like Katy Perry he had to fall to the ground and kiss it.

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That was a dumb fall. Also, white terry isn't the best look for a desert escape but at least you have those brown pjs underneath I guess?

@SnoopJ early?!

oh christ this movie still has 40 minutes

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@SnoopJ wooo congrats!

And I forgot to get a bingo card, whoops

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It'd be funnier if he did all this without pants.

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No car explosion 😔

I've watched too many speedruns of GTA:SA and keep expecting every car to suddenly explode if it's been flipped over 🥴

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Still 2 hours left. Plenty of time to transform into a bat. #Monsterdon

Agreeing with the consensus that the music is the best part. #monsterdon

and now his BAThrobe is all dirty :(

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So...wife bad, is what you're saying #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

Want he wearing the blue pajamas when he left the hospital?

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look I'm surprised the vehicle didn't simply explode when rolling over

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The chase sequene also gives me #MonsterdonBingo fairly early!

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oops tripped

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@hollie oh no! I hope you have a bat free experience!

Or if not you must share the story

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

This ambulance was the Ghostbusters ambulances Mom.

WHO YA GONNA CALL?

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Those vehicles were not built for speed or corners. They were built to destroy the ozone layer. #monsterdon

Oh *come on,* a car from the 1970s rolls over and DOESN'T explode? Unbelievable. #Monsterdon

I must go. My (bat) people need me.

#Monsterdon

$0.39 for regular? Crazy Westcoast prices! #Monsterdon

because i can't even say i wonder what the bat people are up to because he's the bat people and he's just running around silently

#Monsterdon

@apLundell Living or dead. *slaps hand on car roof* These babies can fit a body inside with no trouble at all.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@nev i misread this as "bat ice cream"

power of suggestion and all that

#monsterdon

Why is it called The Bat People when it’s only The Bat Person?

#monsterdon

Damn I love these chase bongos

#Monsterdon

The people who chose the music for this thing were definitely watching a different movie. Like maybe a blaxploitation flick or something?

#Monsterdon

To quote a much better movie, that was the dumbest car chase of all time. #monsterdon

Bats. They yearn for the cliffs.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

THat bat COuLD drive~!

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This dude is remarkably uninjured for having a crash in a vehicle without a seatbelt nor airbags.

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I love the lowbrow collective spirit of #monsterdon - and also wouldn’t mind if ppl wanted to try to start doing a similar thing with quality shit currently available through public libraries via #kanopy

@paco wouldn't that be an improvement?

Maybe they were making extra use of the set to hedge their bets.

#Monsterdon

brb ice cream

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Who taught you high pursuit driving, sheriff? #Monsterdon

nice of this chase scene to give me time to catch up on the timeline. #monsterdon

DR. Beck is driving like “A Bat Out of Hell” !
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is got us both just so bent. Why can’t he just fly away as a bat! LOL. Pleh.

YAAAAAAAY HE'S DEAD THE MOVIE'S OVER! #Monsterdon

cop shocks cop struts it's pre-1974 so it runs good on regular gas

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Out West, by the time the ambulance got to you, you were likely already dead. Hearse design very practical.

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I see why they changed the batmobile in the later movies. #Monsterdon

he just needs to go fast enough to go BAT TO THE FUTURE

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I love that this movie has a classic #monsterdon soundtrack. It doesn't make sense at all

@JoeyBoughtACola It totally does

Double speed and Yakety Sax

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Sergeant, all you had to do was drive in a straight line. #monsterdon

Is that a police HEARSE?? in a high speed chase? Oh now, the 70s bongos!

#Monsterdon

Quick, someone get Johnny a mannequin to chew on!

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Don't play chicken with the bat!

#monsterdon

@paco the addition of the high pitched transformation noise really ties it all together

#Monsterdon

Yeah, the sarge just kinda blows, huh. Like, he sucks. #Monsterdon

@ramsey the siren gets other cars to move out of your way, presumably

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COME ON, MAN-BAT.

STOP AND BITE THE COP.

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@davesdogmaggie Fear and Loathing As a Bat Person

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I think that ambulance would win vs that cruiser...

...and I am correct

Here comes the wacky jazz again #monsterdon

The suspension on those 70s cars! How did we survive? #Monsterdon

Look, the music is weird but I still miss those kinds of sound tracks for chase sequences... not to mention all the great car-wrecking stunt work.

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I'm feeling like this movie needs some Yakkity Sax.

LMAO at the sheriff!!
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Also is it just me, or is the soundtrack going out of it's way to sabotage whatever mood is happening on screen?

#monsterdon

Whoa the ambulance interior reverse shot was cool. Pointless, but cool.

Nice enough chase sequence, here. Not winning any awards, but nice.

#Monsterdon

@ramsey Still trying to figure out the no honeymoon honeymoon thing, go on ahead I'll catch up. #Monsterdon

wait it's just the one sheriff chasing? who was he even radioing lmao

#monsterdon

"American movies: always the car chase scene." Bruno Ponce Jones

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yes, yes, we get it. This is what it sounds like when a police car chases an ambulance. This movie is an assault on the ears!
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Why didn't that car explode? Is this the 70's or what?? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

You can also tell because he just turned at the Ponderosa and drove past the Travelodge. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's so weird that ambulances used to be hearses.

Seems pessimistic.

I'm not sure trying to evade IN AN AMBULANCE is going to go well.

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Bat *People* and now we are halfway through, and only one bat *person* #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero oh look, that diner has meatloaf!

Hey, I got an idea for a band and a song...

#monsterdon

More movie car chases could use gorgeous mountain backgrounds like this #monsterdon

"I talked to your mother."

NOW it's a horror flick!

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon when the idea of having children gives you a seizure

A scenic chase scene.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

@msh @paco I thought it was Charlie's Angels

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Where are they anyway, northern NM?

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Having a bat-seizure while driving is likely not a Good Idea.

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

You guys, it's been 50 minutes and I have yet to see any baseball, I think I misunderstood what kind of bat boy this movie was about

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i don't think he's turning into a bat at all, i think he just has rabies and is murdering people when he gets delusional

The police dispatcher gave me Ghostbusters Annie Pots vibes.

#monsterdon

Bat people bat bat people
There is a plaaaaaaace
That only
The bat people go
Bat people go Bat people 🎶 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "All units ... CONVERGE!"

Thanks Sarge, I was going to try driving away from known location of the stolen car. I guess this is why you're the sarge.

Gas. 39 cents a gallon.
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“Apprehend. Do not shoot.” When did police dispatchers stop doing that, need to bring that one back #Monsterdon

See? There's the KFC the doctor works at.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

Discount Anthony Perkins gets daubed with babby oil to simulate sweat

#monsterdon