#Monsterdon I am also as free as a shit.

@wohali He's not a doctor of medicine...

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

@srol I don't know how there things work, but a cop wearing terrycloth couldn't catch a man, at least not JUST terrycloth? #NoIdea #Monsterdon #Mishearingonpurposeyearsold

@moira 'Cause I'm as free as a bat now...

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@brooke #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

i guess this vagrant may be bat person number two?

#monsterdon

Johnny showing a tenderness to the drunken hobo that he never shares with his wife

#Monsterdon

Uh oh. Likely Unattached drunken fellow, rabid Man-bat in nought but a robe>....

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#Monsterdon philosohobo

The best actor in the film has showed up, playing a stereotype.

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Freeeee as a baaaat 🎶 #monsterdon

So many of our movies have a very wise homeless person.

#Monsterdon

Don't be shy... #monsterdon

Please let the hobo also be a werebat?

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I would be more invested in the main character's story if he were named Jeff Beck #monsterdon

free as a... shit...

bat?

YEAH! Bat!

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I feel like there are a bunch of #monsterdon movies where the best character is a drunk hobo.

#Monsterdon

The eye roll is doing a lot of the heavy lifting for Bat dudes acting.

Can't decide if this friendly boozer is going to be the next victim or the second bat person? #monsterdon

Oh good, a 19th century prospector just showed up. #monsterdon

@srol lol, with the lights and sirens on too #Monsterdon

"You don't look like the kind of fella who runs around wearing pajamas."

"Look, man, you don't know me!"

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

#Monsterdon he forgot the word "bird"

Free as a shit?

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

He's gonna bite this guy and get totally sauced isn't he? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

oh christ the old-timey prospector now recast as a hobo we really are hitting all the notes here aren't we

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@Taweret and they always dress like that! #monsterdon

@JoeWynne Sadly I can't think of a modern comic who did that kind of comedy! It kind of fell out of fashion...

#monsterdon

Enter The...Hobo?

#monsterdon

well i imagine he can certainly smell the real you, sir. #monsterdon

And now a drunk hobo? Is this the most 70s movie?
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"Free, free free. Free as a .... shit."

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

lol is that an authentic 1970’s hobo #Monsterdon

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The heck?

a desert hobo! #monsterdon

Back when cars were actually assembled by human beings. And driven by them. I still can't get used to seeing these fucking things driving around town. Completely empty. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon did Johnny just learn how to run yesterday?

I'm just going to say it. This 70s film is not nearly horny enough. It's going to besmirch the decade's stellar record. #Monsterdon

oh god

the hobo :/ #Monsterdon

Of course the hobo is a Libertarian

#Monsterdon

a lot of things in this seem dated for 1974. the ambulance, the cigarette holder, the wife's flip hairdo. though i guess things take awhile to change
#Monsterdon

I got me a car that's as big as a whale
And we're heading on down to the Bat Shack

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

There's no freaking bat-man, much less bat-people, in this movie is there... *shakes fist at the 70s*

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It’s not easy to make a car chase boring. #monsterdon

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HOSPITAL QUIET! SOME OF US WANT TO SLEEP!! #monsterdon

Stand up partner, and no error.

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

To recap:

Bats: Pollinators. Insect control.

Johnny: Just kind of a drip, tbh.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@RobynGoodfellow I think it's debatable whether the Godmonster could save anything but I'd like to see the attempt

#Monsterdon

@hollie we run pihole and watch via their android app but I guess the ads are not served from an endpoint pihole blocks. only ads we ever watch are if we can't figure a way to watch #monsterdon another way!

I miss Werewolf of Washington #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

Oh look, it's budget Foster Brooks!

(Will anyone get this joke?)

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow somebody gets it!

#monsterdon

look, this is all just "stories no longer possible due to modern security systems"

#monsterdon

@mmezabet When she talks to other women it's only ever a conversation about a man, that's the takeaway #monsterdon

@starkraving666 well now she’s enabling her husband’s muerder streak #monsterdon

Hmm. HOMOcidal. #monsterdon

You know, some of these shots didn't need to be this long, this isn't Wavelength

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon turned into batbusters real fast

#Monsterdon damn, this film has a “one CB radio” budget but they can afford Buddy Rich to come in and back up the chase, i don’t get it

These 70s cars are just not meant for U-turns or any kind of precision handling, lol.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@apLundell

There are only two units.
And the other one is stopped at the donut shop.

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople

Lots of clothing being offered as evidence in this movie

#Monsterdon

This chase has a good "Blues Brothers" mood on it. Imagine it they where playing "can't turn you loose" ?
#monsterdon

catch him, have him be saved by a southern defence attorney, there's plenty of time to turn this into a courtroom drama

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Must... return... to.. the... mountain nostrils!

#monsterdon

I'm frustratingly close to bingo, and yet I'm not sure I'll actually get it 😮

"Monster Reveals New Power", "Wavery Flashlight", "The Moon", and "Shots Fired" are looking increasingly unlikely. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Like Katy Perry he had to fall to the ground and kiss it.

#monsterdon

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That was a dumb fall. Also, white terry isn't the best look for a desert escape but at least you have those brown pjs underneath I guess?

@SnoopJ early?!

oh christ this movie still has 40 minutes

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@SnoopJ wooo congrats!

And I forgot to get a bingo card, whoops

#Monsterdon

It'd be funnier if he did all this without pants.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

No car explosion 😔

I've watched too many speedruns of GTA:SA and keep expecting every car to suddenly explode if it's been flipped over 🥴

#monsterdon

Still 2 hours left. Plenty of time to transform into a bat. #Monsterdon

Agreeing with the consensus that the music is the best part. #monsterdon

and now his BAThrobe is all dirty :(

#monsterdon

So...wife bad, is what you're saying #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

Dispatch: "Erm, you keep referring to all cars, Dave. We only have the one, and you've wrecked it."

#Monsterdon

Want he wearing the blue pajamas when he left the hospital?

#monsterdon

look I'm surprised the vehicle didn't simply explode when rolling over

#monsterdon

oops tripped

#monsterdon

The chase sequene also gives me #MonsterdonBingo fairly early!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

This ambulance was the Ghostbusters ambulances Mom.

@hollie oh no! I hope you have a bat free experience!

Or if not you must share the story

#Monsterdon

WHO YA GONNA CALL?

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Those vehicles were not built for speed or corners. They were built to destroy the ozone layer. #monsterdon

Oh *come on,* a car from the 1970s rolls over and DOESN'T explode? Unbelievable. #Monsterdon

I must go. My (bat) people need me.

#Monsterdon

$0.39 for regular? Crazy Westcoast prices! #Monsterdon

because i can't even say i wonder what the bat people are up to because he's the bat people and he's just running around silently

#Monsterdon

@apLundell Living or dead. *slaps hand on car roof* These babies can fit a body inside with no trouble at all.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@nev i misread this as "bat ice cream"

power of suggestion and all that

#monsterdon

Why is it called The Bat People when it’s only The Bat Person?

#monsterdon

Damn I love these chase bongos

#Monsterdon

The people who chose the music for this thing were definitely watching a different movie. Like maybe a blaxploitation flick or something?

#Monsterdon

To quote a much better movie, that was the dumbest car chase of all time. #monsterdon

Bats. They yearn for the cliffs.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

THat bat COuLD drive~!

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

This dude is remarkably uninjured for having a crash in a vehicle without a seatbelt nor airbags.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

I love the lowbrow collective spirit of #monsterdon - and also wouldn’t mind if ppl wanted to try to start doing a similar thing with quality shit currently available through public libraries via #kanopy