#monsterdon "Jack of all thoughts. Master of none." - this one is going in my mottos and inspirational quotes file! ("Forward means sheep. backwards means nothing." was previously added)
Thatβs a big drink, Ward.
Thatβs a little too physical, Ward!
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It wasn't me it was the one-armed bat
I miss station wagons like that. Not enough to kidnap/harm a person, however.
spot the next neck to be eaten... #monsterdon
#monsterdon So, is he still trying to prove he's not a murderer?
Is that still his motivation? I've lost track.
That station wagon gets 3.5 mpg. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Bats, nope, not creepy at all. That dude, yeah, that just made this a real fucking horror movie
all bats know how to hotwire cars, they just don't have fingers so they normally can't do it
If I was a Were Bat and only my hands usually changed I would be VERY frustrated too #Monsterdon
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behive hairdo lady was on the *other* cave tour too I'm pretty sure
Yay, more Geology! Rocks are cool. I'm just gonna hang back and take a few photos....YIKES. That would be me. I've almost driven the car off the road looking at cool rocks.
And, again, tonight we learn - the real monster is the sheriff
Ya know cave exploration is a kind of rockclimbing. We do nothing but rockclimbing movies these days. All month even.
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@starkraving666 @CactuarJoe my thoughts exactly
We have all kind of man-animals on this movie... bats, pigs...
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"A few years ago. By a few years, we mean 8 to 10,000 years ago."
Haha. Just a little joke for you folks. Thank you for supporting our national parks.
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omg flashbulbs
i hope he's just going to steal that person's coat... #monsterdon
I'd say please don't use flash photography, but old film cameras had rather poor QE
He upgraded from robe to overcoat.
@tankgrrl Maybe that's why it happened. I have no idea.
You know what? I actually do want to see the end of this. I want to know if bat man kills the sheriff. #monsterdon
what if we left the sargent in one of these unexplored parts of this cave with no map or flashlight and just let him wander around and starve to death for a while. #monsterdon
Mitchell Caverns is in San Bernardino County, California.
Just in case you wanted to know.
Sheriff death can not come soon enough
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gotta make up for that tour he missed before
OMG! The cop just assaulted her! WTF? What was the point of that in the story? Was it just show us how his character is now completely morally bankrupt?
Well now, I think we have a winner for the man-bat's next victim. #Monsterdon
Okay. Guess there are two disgusting hairy monsters in this. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Yikes!
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@Andres4NY Since the pandemic, yes... #monsterdon
I don't get the basic premise here. Bats don't maul people as if they were bears. They're famously timid.
holy shit straight up rape attempt okay
bat bat has his first legitimate target
#monsterdon The drunken drifter who is "wise" makes the film intellectual, so says one in our household.
WTF!
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@davesdogmaggie Heck he doesn't even have to still be human, I'd take it either way
Cop sexually assaulting the Batman's wife wasn't on the bingo card. ACAB #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo
Jesus... I hope he gets turned into a bat ... person. #monsterdon
OK. So there's the horror part of this movie...
I'd joke that the cop is the real monster, but Johnny has killed 3 people so far...
Oof, the implied sexual assault subtext becomes text
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Oh no.
jesus h christ
jfc #monsterdon
Did they dub over "I'll do the very best I can, Cathy?"
1312.
BOO FUCK YOU SARGE
noooooooooo
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seriously, sheriff whoever get off her ffs
gross, gross gross gross. #monsterdon
Well, we went straight to attempted rape.
STRANGER DANGER!! #monsterdon
@GeoffWozniak I'm exercising the fast forward button without guilt #monsterdon
Johnny's not capable of hurting anyone. Hell, he can't even get it up on our honeymoon!
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How is there still a half hour left in this movie? XD
Johnny my love, get out of the business...
Consent, dude! Holy crap! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Greyhound product placement?
Would Mrs. Beck really get in a car with Ward if she knew how he was giving her the elevator eyes?
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Just a cop doing cop shit
When he said "I'll do the very best I can, Kathy" did it sound like he was going to break into song to you?
except WTF THIS IS NOT COOL STOP MOVIE STOP
#Monsterdon we keep cutting from day to night, and I have no idea how many days have gone by at this point.
Which is fine, since I don't care, and neither did the filmmakers.
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OK if the sheriff gives you a lift back to your hotel room, and then swipes your key and unlocks your door for you, and then just walks in there and pours himself a drink...
...that's not a sheriff being sheriffy
Is he drinking her booze while on duty? #Monsterdon
"very good"
okay yeah then why do you have a whole bottle of whisky just sitting in your hotel room ready to go?
WOW yeah Kathy call Mr Cop's damn supervisor. call, uh, _anyone_.
@Andres4NY He's been stealing clothes so he can ditch the bloody ones. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
FUCKING ACAB
@moira Mebbie he said buster, but just lost focus after bus? #iMthinkingTooHardAgainArentI #Monsterdon
One drink and Johnny's in the bat hivemind again? GET THAT MAN A BOTTLE.
Ah yes a totally full whiskey bottle already open on the microwave. 100% believable. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
I'm about 15 mins behind everyone else. Next time I need to be prepared w/ the snacks!
Also, why's he wearing pants with a bathrobe? Is that a thing that people did in the 1970s? Heck, is it a thing people do *now*? #TheBatPeople #monsterdon
Smoking at a murder scene? Really, Ward? #Monsterdon
Id the sheriff hitting on bat-man's wife? Yes, yes he is.
mom: see, she and the bat are married IRL #monsterdon #thebatpeople
but hey, cop's back to harass Kathy.
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NOPE. No bats again.
$2 bus fare.
@moira Hand model #monsterdon
He's one with the bats now, twisted and goofy. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon free as shit. Fair enough
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We are dangerously close to some bats dare we get our hopes up?
The real twist is it was just tinnitus all along.
@wohali also I'm getting a Buckaroo Bonzai vibe
Stop whingeing about singular/plural you are bat people we are all BAT PEOPLE NOW #Monsterdon
I'm ~evasive~ running off the paths!
@otheorange_tag It's a "shame" those cops don't often show up in our chosen movies
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That drunk guy had a nice jacket at least
He took the homeless man's smelly coat... #monsterdon Guess it didn't smell that bad.
He's just adding an extra layer from every person he kills. #monsterdon
Tonightβs the night we all finally said βgoddam these movies have a lot of homeless sagesβ. #Monsterdon
Only another 45 minutes in this. Good #monsterdon
It messes with my bat serum! #Monsterdon