@Taweret Because cowboy hats looked too casual #monsterdon

@yatsu we got fruit juice man, all you can want. jello cups, too. single-serving.

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Mmm, Koolaid #Monsterdon

That's not blood! That's Hawaiian Punch at best

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Worst CapriSun ever.

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Dr. Beck ditched his robe for a wino's trenchcoat. Now he's going to flash some bats!

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just here for your juice boxes, ma'am, please don't make a fuss. #monsterdon

time to kill another random nurse?

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Ok, I want to hate the cop, but he's not wrong that domestic abusers are more likely to do other kinds of violence...

Oh wait, there it is. FFS.

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OH NO bat people aggressively snuggle other people's faces I guess

I don't understand how handling a vial of the vaccine would do this

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#Monsterdon I think the police dispatcher may be addicted to Valium.

1970s, so yup, that IV bag is full of cherry jell-o, isn't it?

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@Canageek Yes! I think there are a few people who keep lists but this is the one I have handy: https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/

It's nice because you can replay the toot stream in real time

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It was the 70s. hospitals were only allowed one small lamp per room.
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I wonder if bat-doc has a plan or if he will just be on living on an early GTA.
#monsterdon

Uh oh, he's going to vaccinate himself against anti-rabies. That's going to give him double rabies! #Monsterdon #MonsterMath

is that supposed to be blood????

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Gah, the cop gets worse and worse. #Monsterdon

Dr Batty McBatFace!

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Nice of the sheriff to offer Ms. Beck her own alcohol.

@Taweret At least we're not on the slopes anymore. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@kshernandez The wood panels make it go faster.

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#Monsterdon terrible opsec at this hospital

Mister Doctor Man is like "what? no nothing's happened."

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How did he get a lab coat?

@Terencio Well that's true. #monsterdon

Now he's sneaking back into the hospital?? I thought Johnny was a full time bat now

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@kb9ens I think you have to use sonar to find it

no guarantees though

#Monsterdon

Just let me drink on the job while not taking notes....

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Is there a list of movies #monsterdon has done? I want to know if we've already done The Swarm?

this movie has way too many scenes of people standing around hospitals

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has the use of excessive force been approved?

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i gotta go get and fold the laundry. will i be back before this travesty wraps up? probably not??? #Monsterdon

Somehow, I'm not really in the mood for lighthearted fun anymore after that shit

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@kb9ens Something about bats?

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I hate to admit how much I like Mr. Blond Smokey The Bandit's jacket. I blame having spent some formative years in Colorado.

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we watch a lot of movies both good and bad and worse here, but i appreciate that most of them regardless of quality acknowledge that cops suck

#monsterdon

Cave tours. Is there no peace for the bats? #monsterdon

Y'know "The Bat People" could have been a movie about baseball

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Well, all units have definitely converged.

Do you want Anthony Perkins in your film but can't afford him? Meet Stewart Moss.

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#monsterdon "Jack of all thoughts. Master of none." - this one is going in my mottos and inspirational quotes file! ("Forward means sheep. backwards means nothing." was previously added)

That’s a big drink, Ward.

That’s a little too physical, Ward!
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It wasn't me it was the one-armed bat

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I miss station wagons like that. Not enough to kidnap/harm a person, however.

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spot the next neck to be eaten... #monsterdon

#monsterdon So, is he still trying to prove he's not a murderer?

Is that still his motivation? I've lost track.

That station wagon gets 3.5 mpg. #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Bats, nope, not creepy at all. That dude, yeah, that just made this a real fucking horror movie

#Monsterdon

all bats know how to hotwire cars, they just don't have fingers so they normally can't do it

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If I was a Were Bat and only my hands usually changed I would be VERY frustrated too #Monsterdon

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behive hairdo lady was on the *other* cave tour too I'm pretty sure

Yay, more Geology! Rocks are cool. I'm just gonna hang back and take a few photos....YIKES. That would be me. I've almost driven the car off the road looking at cool rocks.

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And, again, tonight we learn - the real monster is the sheriff

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Ya know cave exploration is a kind of rockclimbing. We do nothing but rockclimbing movies these days. All month even.
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@starkraving666 @CactuarJoe my thoughts exactly

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We have all kind of man-animals on this movie... bats, pigs...
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"A few years ago. By a few years, we mean 8 to 10,000 years ago."

Haha. Just a little joke for you folks. Thank you for supporting our national parks.

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omg flashbulbs

i hope he's just going to steal that person's coat... #monsterdon

I'd say please don't use flash photography, but old film cameras had rather poor QE

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He upgraded from robe to overcoat.

@tankgrrl Maybe that's why it happened. I have no idea.

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You know what? I actually do want to see the end of this. I want to know if bat man kills the sheriff. #monsterdon

what if we left the sargent in one of these unexplored parts of this cave with no map or flashlight and just let him wander around and starve to death for a while. #monsterdon

Mitchell Caverns is in San Bernardino County, California.

Just in case you wanted to know.

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Sheriff death can not come soon enough
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gotta make up for that tour he missed before

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OMG! The cop just assaulted her! WTF? What was the point of that in the story? Was it just show us how his character is now completely morally bankrupt?

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Well now, I think we have a winner for the man-bat's next victim. #Monsterdon

@Andres4NY Since the pandemic, yes... #monsterdon

Okay. Guess there are two disgusting hairy monsters in this. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Yikes!
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I don't get the basic premise here. Bats don't maul people as if they were bears. They're famously timid.

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holy shit straight up rape attempt okay

bat bat has his first legitimate target

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#monsterdon The drunken drifter who is "wise" makes the film intellectual, so says one in our household.

WTF!
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@davesdogmaggie Heck he doesn't even have to still be human, I'd take it either way

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Cop sexually assaulting the Batman's wife wasn't on the bingo card. ACAB #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Jesus... I hope he gets turned into a bat ... person. #monsterdon

OK. So there's the horror part of this movie...

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I'd joke that the cop is the real monster, but Johnny has killed 3 people so far...

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Oof, the implied sexual assault subtext becomes text

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Oh no.

jesus h christ

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jfc #monsterdon

Did they dub over "I'll do the very best I can, Cathy?"

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1312.

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BOO FUCK YOU SARGE

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noooooooooo
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Ew.

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seriously, sheriff whoever get off her ffs

gross, gross gross gross. #monsterdon

Well, we went straight to attempted rape.

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STRANGER DANGER!! #monsterdon

@GeoffWozniak I'm exercising the fast forward button without guilt #monsterdon

Johnny's not capable of hurting anyone. Hell, he can't even get it up on our honeymoon!
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How is there still a half hour left in this movie? XD

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