@brooke Look, it's the only interesting location in the entire movie

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Prediction: sheriff dies and the couple live as bats together. #monsterdon

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I mean they at least have to murder the sheriff right?

@yatsu He probably has listening devices in every room, labelled speakers in his office. That's how he knew which room to run to! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@RobynGoodfellow It would set up a sequel nicely if she had a bat-baby

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GTA predecessor scene with a ambulance-wagon! Sheriff's well-practiced at talking on the police radio with a cigarette dangling from his lips.

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@yatsu By design.

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#Monsterdon I did not have Bestiality on my bingo card…

#Monsterdon I'm making granola so it's not an entirely wasted hour and a half

"Sgt. Ward HQ calling, come in you're being arraigned."

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"Do you mind if I come in?"

"Seeing as how the last time you were in here you SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ME, yes, yes I do."

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HAPPY HONEYMOON, DARLING!

(augh no never augh please no)

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Damn, everyone is trying to get on with bat-doc's wife? No wonder he get's mad all the time
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@cargot_robbie oooh good catch

(I dunno if she did, I wasn't paying attention that closely)

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#monsterdon So he thinks drinking blood ... plasma will help? what kind of blood product is that anyway??

@YsengrinWolf So THERE'S where our Bat People, plural, come in -- she's gonna have little bat people babies now! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

just like a bat to jump out the window after sex. #monsterdon

Now, there's 12 minutes left!

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"It was just a nightmare!"

Yeah, you fell asleep during sex. Not the first time, right? #Monsterdon

Ahhhhhhhhh y'all're still like five minutes ahead of me and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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@Lazarou The writer needs to go back and reread several sections of biology and try to forget what dad said during the talk! #Monsterdon

Kathy is ONE HELL of a screamer to get the manager out of the office.

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Awkward TF timing

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what the heck with dudes coming into the motel room while she's nekkid

Who is this blue cardigan motherfucker? #monsterdon

@strangefour ...yes?

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Lol sex so good you black out, high five Cathy

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LMAO those fangs. #monsterdon

Did she climax? If the Batman can make her climax from another room I'm counting that as a new power reveal #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Is he going to give her some bat-pleasure?
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@Louisa Yes.

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you heard that scream from like, the next building over? are the walls that thin? i'm never staying in that motel. #monsterdon

"Sorry, I forgot to turn off my drill."

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@davesdogmaggie (I'm cackling at this.) #Monsterdon

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wut

Stan Winston earning his $35.

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Didn't realize bats creak when they do it. #monsterdon

@mmezabet Kool-Aid pitcher man: "Oh yeah!" #monsterdon

Horror movie sex rule...

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@Louisa JINX

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@Taweret

And a whole parking lot of stolen cars

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Cathy sounds like Carol Burnett there. #Monsterdon

I wonder if this intimate scene is meant to be some kind of callback to the beginning of the movie

and why was any of this necessary

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#Monsterdon ooooooh bat transformation sequence it's happenninnggggg

alergic reaction? Damn Cathy, What do you think? that he became celiac?
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Break up sex is NEVER a good idea #Monsterdon

Emo Johnny the Pauper Bat Man is pretty annoying

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Lol oh my God is there going to be a bat baby, is this where the infamous BAT BOY comes from

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leaving ample excuse for Bat People II: Son of Bat People

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He we go!!!!!!!!
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...You guys really gonna show the whole bat mating sequence, huh. #Monsterdon

And that is how Bat Boy was created

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stop threatening me with 70s sex scenes please

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Once you bat you never go back. #Monsterdon

@blue yyyyyyyyep
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What? We get a sex scene, now, at this time in the movie? How can there even be more movie?

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ah. we're really gonna have to watch this, are we? #monsterdon

lol this marriage is not going to work out #Monsterdon

Can we hang from the ceiling and do it bat style, sweetie? #Monsterdon

Ooooooooh, bad *people*.....now I get it.

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Really undercuts the poignant farewell recording to be found after he's gone, if they listen to it and then he's still hanging around

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I was sure that nurse was going to stab him. Disappointed #monsterdon

@wrog Hopefully a bat, or at least a sympathetic character, but I'm not getting my hopes up

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eeewwww

#Monsterdon *monstercam sex scene*

@Andres4NY There must be... fifty ways to bat your lover 🎶
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Johnny, Johnny, I love you, for some reason! The filmmakers didn't think it was important to expand upon my character at all, but I promise I love you! #Monsterdon

Oh is he supposed to be a VAMPIRE BAT?

Look, I know that modern attention spans expect some faster pacing, but this movie, oy.

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#Monsterdon *most awkward make-out award*

If you overact enough when saying "you don't change, Johnny" then you can make it true

but you have to overact A LOT

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At this point, I'm wondering if they're pulling one over on the audience. Maybe it really is all in his head.

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on behalf of all jonnys i just want to say we do not claim him and he does not represent us #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Magic neurotic Johnny. Bazonkers Johnny!

now we get to find out whether werebat-ism is sexually transmissible?

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WHAT!? GTF out of here you rapey cop! Fuck no, you cannot come in. #Monsterdon

She turned on the light, and he's still human! Damnit!

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"The Caves are my home."

You must always capitalize The Caves. It is a biome!

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I sense this will be another "sudden end" movie
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I'm not a woman, I'm not a bat, I am something that you'll never understand.
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Is this just a 1970s Kafka? Not as well-written. #Monsterdon

FINALLY OUR STAR HAS RETURNED TO THE SCREEN #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

This would be such a different experience if I actually cared about any of these characters

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Is this movie responsible for the tabloid Bat Boy thing?

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"The caves are my home" oh my god I hope that made the trailer

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metamorphosis?
WHAT metamorphosis?
It's like they didn't even have a budget to do ONE (1)

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What is that supposed to be? It's not blood, right? It's like cherry koolaid-looking?

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originally I just meant Bat Doctor but now I mean everyone

all the lines delivered in torgo voice

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@steggy @overholt Yeah, and the 50's and 60's too. We see a lot of that in #Monsterdon

We need a Brundlefly reveal! Come on Stan Winston!
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Agreed, Charlize Brown. #monsterdon

DO NOT let that man in again!

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nothing makes sense anymore

Who else thinks the bats are a red herring and he just ate some funny mushrooms in the cave?

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@amyfou That's so the audience knows she's distraught #monsterdon

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can there at least turn out to be a society of bat peopel living in the cave?

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Can this cop trip and fall on some glassware already? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon doc supports self-identification of bat people

....solidarity, i guess? :D

Wait, how is she just discussing her husband's recording with the cop who tried to rape her hours before? #Monsterdon

You really don't want to stand with your mouth open under that many bats. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople