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eeewwww

#Monsterdon *monstercam sex scene*

@Andres4NY There must be... fifty ways to bat your lover 🎶
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these two, trying to bone their way out of bat-mania

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Johnny, Johnny, I love you, for some reason! The filmmakers didn't think it was important to expand upon my character at all, but I promise I love you! #Monsterdon

Oh is he supposed to be a VAMPIRE BAT?

Look, I know that modern attention spans expect some faster pacing, but this movie, oy.

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#Monsterdon *most awkward make-out award*

If you overact enough when saying "you don't change, Johnny" then you can make it true

but you have to overact A LOT

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At this point, I'm wondering if they're pulling one over on the audience. Maybe it really is all in his head.

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on behalf of all jonnys i just want to say we do not claim him and he does not represent us #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Magic neurotic Johnny. Bazonkers Johnny!

now we get to find out whether werebat-ism is sexually transmissible?

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WHAT!? GTF out of here you rapey cop! Fuck no, you cannot come in. #Monsterdon

She turned on the light, and he's still human! Damnit!

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I sense this will be another "sudden end" movie
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"The Caves are my home."

You must always capitalize The Caves. It is a biome!

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I'm not a woman, I'm not a bat, I am something that you'll never understand.
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Is this just a 1970s Kafka? Not as well-written. #Monsterdon

FINALLY OUR STAR HAS RETURNED TO THE SCREEN #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

This would be such a different experience if I actually cared about any of these characters

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Is this movie responsible for the tabloid Bat Boy thing?

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"The caves are my home" oh my god I hope that made the trailer

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metamorphosis?
WHAT metamorphosis?
It's like they didn't even have a budget to do ONE (1)

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What is that supposed to be? It's not blood, right? It's like cherry koolaid-looking?

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originally I just meant Bat Doctor but now I mean everyone

all the lines delivered in torgo voice

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@steggy @overholt Yeah, and the 50's and 60's too. We see a lot of that in #Monsterdon

We need a Brundlefly reveal! Come on Stan Winston!
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Agreed, Charlize Brown. #monsterdon

DO NOT let that man in again!

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nothing makes sense anymore

Who else thinks the bats are a red herring and he just ate some funny mushrooms in the cave?

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@amyfou That's so the audience knows she's distraught #monsterdon

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can there at least turn out to be a society of bat peopel living in the cave?

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Can this cop trip and fall on some glassware already? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon doc supports self-identification of bat people

....solidarity, i guess? :D

Wait, how is she just discussing her husband's recording with the cop who tried to rape her hours before? #Monsterdon

You really don't want to stand with your mouth open under that many bats. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Yeah, turn it o9ff. Emo Johnny is unbearable.
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see? SEE? I said this was a twilight zone and now here he goes doing a discount Rod Serling monologue!

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Umm...you're standing in a lot of bat guano there, pal. #Monsterdon

man, are you even _on_ bat-level consciousness?

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This sweater is why he changed. #monsterdon

Johnny, you leave that lady shutterbug alone! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh no! He's no longer in a terricloth robe! We'll never find him now!

The best part is he was also playing the theremin as he was recording that.

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#monsterdon Wives are always holding men back from turning into bats and going to live in a cave.

#Monsterdon serious question, how much did this movie inspire the BTAS episode "On Leather Wings"?

@brooke Interestingly (or not) usually when I post "they didn't invent X until..." it's completely a joke, but this may be sort of true in the sense that a lot of people even in supposedly secure facilities probably really didn't think much about security until after the internet took off, like in the late 90's or 2000's (and we're still catching up today)

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@socketwench not if you switch it off #Monsterdon

The 70s had the best Knitwear.

Change my mind.

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So they hired Stan Winston but they only had $10 and half a leftover pizza to pay him with so that's how much Bat Person they got.

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all these lines should be delivered in torgo voice

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"Always remember I loved you." And to drink your Ovaltine. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

The Bat People is still more action-packed that Rabid '77, at least to begin with (still watching) - depending on how action is defined, in any case (I'm speaking of the pace of the movie).

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@amyfou He killed a laboratory? --dad #Monsterdon

ah, Cave Communiques

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Doctor Winston, if you don’t straighten up, I’ll have to call Doctor Salem. #Monsterdon

followed by a montage of car break-ins as johnny makes cathy a farewell mixtape

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Johnny isn't a vampire bat he is a fruit bat he just really craved that strawberry kool-aid #Monsterdon

Anyone else find it disturbing the sheriff is wearing gloves while inserting himself into her hotel room?

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i can barely hear the mumbly tape recorder bits, but i'm probably not missing much

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Feels like this movie has been ending for more than half of its runtime. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh that's too much lood.

So Doc Bat sucks off rats?

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@trixter also thanks for reminding me, need to put some air in my bike tires later
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Wow I want that stone house though maybe without the wood paneling inside

"look we can do FANCY FILM COMPOSITION with windows!"

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Okay this movie has gone from fun-bad to gross-bad

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That cassette recorder has a leather case. That’s how we used to roll. #Monsterdon

oh great, a voiceover. just what this movie needed. #monsterdon

If the sheriff doesn't die...
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Wait. Is he a vampire? I thought he just made bat jazz hands and a got a headache. #Monsterdon

@overholt Part and parcel for the way the 70s treated women in general, sadly
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Tourist just leave cassette recorders on the front seat of their unlocked car.

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PULASMAH MMMMMMM

Was that plasma?

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@trixter Honestly, we've only had 1 bat hand so far. Never seen a bat person or bat people. Just lots of frightened people laying on the ground going aaaaahhhh.
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I have a feeling this is Nurse/Victim

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Big old chonky tape recorder, just lying around for a passing man-bat to record his last will and testament.

Glad we have smart phones now for this

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@trixter I think only one Bat Person so far. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I'm tired of typing "McCloud" so whenever you see the sheriff just consider thinking it.

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die! die! die! die! die! die! die! die!

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Doc looks like a serious Ted Striker from "Airplane!"
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(Alternatively: new pocari sweat flavors: A, B, AB, and O! )

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@brooke Yeah they didn't invent opsec until 1994

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Excuse me while I SEXUALLY ASSAULT YOU during my investigation.

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@trixter guy not even a full bat yet, we still working on the first bat person 🙄
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@Louisa *To the tune of "Papa was a Rolling Stone."*
🎵 Johnny was a full-time bat
Like some sort of man-sized winged rat
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God this poor woman. Runs from one predator right into the arms of another... #monsterdon

@JoeWynne I doubt this one will delver on that too #monsterdon

The bat union is going to be like 'this is a stereotype that the movie industry has put on us bat peoples, we don't all drink blood'
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Is that just perspective? That car is huge! #Monsterdon

I can’t say I care for the way this movie treats its female characters. #Monsterdon

uhhh

the stabilized blood for use is gonna be NASTY but you do you?

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BLAAARGH!!

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Forbidden go-gurt.

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And thus, capri sun was invented. #monsterdon

Okay, chugging a blood bag like it's IV fluid is neat.

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I keep getting distracted by more interesting things like lubricating my bike chain, do we have *plural* bat people yet or will the title forever be a lie?

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Yeah, he knew where they were hiding the jello shots. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople