AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π±
FINALLY
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
Beautiful #monsterdon
Cantakerous Lesbian Sourceress
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
BAT PUNCH!
Bluedepth
#Monsterdon As a bat-man, heβs not all unsightly.
Ysengrin Blackpaw π AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
Finally! Bat makeup for more than a split second on-screen.
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
what if being a were-bat would have actually been super chill but he ALSO HAS RABIES and that's ruining everything
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
ah, wonderful, the last five minutes will be Our Johnny, beating the shit out of-- ope, nope, scene's over already. #monsterdon
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#Monsterdon origin story for the Bat Boy
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
WE HAVE FINALLY SEEN A BAT PEOPLE! . . . and I don't care. Eww so much drool.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Tom - KB9ENS
kb9ens@mastodon.radio
Full Frontal Bat Face Finally!!! #monsterdon #TheBatPeople
sean
sean@skj.social
He brought a shotgun to a bat fight.
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Finally a bat face (with 8 minutes left)
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Can he at least kill the Sargent. Can you at least give us that movie? And what the hell did Stan Winston even do on this flick? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon FINALLY
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π±
BATMAN PLS KILL COP NOW
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
@amyfou ~8 minutes left. #Monsterdon
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
This peace officer is being very peaceful with his gun.
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
Oh no, it's happening. Surprise batsex. Whyyyyyyyyy.
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
All Sheriffs Are Bastards.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
ewwww, bat drool....
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
we could've had a movie about a guy turning into a werebat and wrecking everybody's shit but no. we get this
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
So...the rest of the movie is just running down the clock while running through caves?
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
I don't think bats eat mice, ordinarily #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
Go back to the bat cave. Sure. Why not? So much good stuff has happened to you since you went in the first time. #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@GeoffWozniak If so I'm definitely checking off the "Happy ending" box on my bingo card
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
How is there ten minutes left? We are exactly where we were ten minutes ago and that felt like it was 5 minutes after the movie should have ended.
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Srol
srol@mellified.men
A shotgun blast would probably sound really cool in a cave, assuming it didn't cause a cave-in and kill you #monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
@Configures he did seem a little creepy, the way he kept assuring her he was free to """comfort""" her. #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Can we just kill the sheriff? Give me THAT much at least. #Monsterdon
Bluedepth
#Monsterdon βThose arenβt bats! Those are crotch goblins with wiiiings!β - Audience.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
@brooke Look, it's the only interesting location in the entire movie
Geoff Wozniak
GeoffWozniak@masto.hackers.town
Prediction: sheriff dies and the couple live as bats together. #monsterdon
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π±
I mean they at least have to murder the sheriff right?
Scarab (Sarah)
Configures@mindly.social
@yatsu He probably has listening devices in every room, labelled speakers in his office. That's how he knew which room to run to! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@RobynGoodfellow It would set up a sequel nicely if she had a bat-baby
unixjunk1e π΅
unixjunk1e@infosec.exchange
GTA predecessor scene with a ambulance-wagon! Sheriff's well-practiced at talking on the police radio with a cigarette dangling from his lips.
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
@yatsu By design.
Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
#Monsterdon I did not have Bestiality on my bingo cardβ¦
Julie
Julie@sunny.garden
#Monsterdon I'm making granola so it's not an entirely wasted hour and a half
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
"Sgt. Ward HQ calling, come in you're being arraigned."
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
This is guano be an epic ending. #Monsterdon
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
"Do you mind if I come in?"
"Seeing as how the last time you were in here you SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ME, yes, yes I do."
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
Elwood
rberlim@hachyderm.io
Damn, everyone is trying to get on with bat-doc's wife? No wonder he get's mad all the time
#monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@cargot_robbie oooh good catch
(I dunno if she did, I wasn't paying attention that closely)
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Well they finally consummated their marriage. #monsterdon
Rachael L
r343l@freeradical.zone
#monsterdon So he thinks drinking blood ... plasma will help? what kind of blood product is that anyway??
Scarab (Sarah)
Configures@mindly.social
@YsengrinWolf So THERE'S where our Bat People, plural, come in -- she's gonna have little bat people babies now! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople
Srol
srol@mellified.men
just like a bat to jump out the window after sex. #monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Now, there's 12 minutes left!
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
"It was just a nightmare!"
Yeah, you fell asleep during sex. Not the first time, right? #Monsterdon
Mme Zabet
mmezabet@craftgoblin.club
Ahhhhhhhhh y'all're still like five minutes ahead of me and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@Lazarou The writer needs to go back and reread several sections of biology and try to forget what dad said during the talk! #Monsterdon
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Kathy is ONE HELL of a screamer to get the manager out of the office.
Softwarewolf
faoluin@chitter.xyz
Awkward TF timing
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π±
what the heck with dudes coming into the motel room while she's nekkid
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Who is this blue cardigan motherfucker? #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@strangefour ...yes?
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
Lol sex so good you black out, high five Cathy
Srol
srol@mellified.men
LMAO those fangs. #monsterdon
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
π³οΈβπ Bri ππ΄π±β¨
cargot_robbie@urbanists.social
Did she climax? If the Batman can make her climax from another room I'm counting that as a new power reveal #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo
Elwood
rberlim@hachyderm.io
Is he going to give her some bat-pleasure?
#monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
Okay but do you KNOW how many monsterfuckers are out there, what are the chances he actually married someone who wasn't into that?
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
you heard that scream from like, the next building over? are the walls that thin? i'm never staying in that motel. #monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
"Sorry, I forgot to turn off my drill."
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
@davesdogmaggie (I'm cackling at this.) #Monsterdon
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π¦ π§βπ€βπ§ π±
wut
π πairchild π
tankgrrl@hachyderm.io
Stan Winston earning his $35.
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Didn't realize bats creak when they do it. #monsterdon
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
@mmezabet Kool-Aid pitcher man: "Oh yeah!" #monsterdon
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
Horror movie sex rule...
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Joe Watching β½ποΈπ΄πΊ
JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
cs
cs@mastodon.sdf.org
Cathy sounds like Carol Burnett there. #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
I wonder if this intimate scene is meant to be some kind of callback to the beginning of the movie
and why was any of this necessary
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon ooooooh bat transformation sequence it's happenninnggggg
Elwood
rberlim@hachyderm.io
alergic reaction? Damn Cathy, What do you think? that he became celiac?
#monsterdon
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Break up sex is NEVER a good idea #Monsterdon
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
Emo Johnny the Pauper Bat Man is pretty annoying
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
Lol oh my God is there going to be a bat baby, is this where the infamous BAT BOY comes from
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
leaving ample excuse for Bat People II: Son of Bat People
π¦π¦ J Riley πͺΏ
ohiofi
He we go!!!!!!!!
#monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
...You guys really gonna show the whole bat mating sequence, huh. #Monsterdon
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
And that is how Bat Boy was created
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
stop threatening me with 70s sex scenes please
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Once you bat you never go back. #Monsterdon
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
@blue yyyyyyyyep
#Monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
What? We get a sex scene, now, at this time in the movie? How can there even be more movie?
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
ah. we're really gonna have to watch this, are we? #monsterdon
jeffron
jeffron@ohai.social
lol this marriage is not going to work out #Monsterdon
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Can we hang from the ceiling and do it bat style, sweetie? #Monsterdon
Cantakerous Lesbian Sourceress
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
Ooooooooh, bad *people*.....now I get it.
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
Really undercuts the poignant farewell recording to be found after he's gone, if they listen to it and then he's still hanging around
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
I was sure that nurse was going to stab him. Disappointed #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@wrog Hopefully a bat, or at least a sympathetic character, but I'm not getting my hopes up