No bats, don't sacrifice yourself, he's not worth it!

#monsterdon

What?

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Are they attcking the cop car or just shitting on it???

#Monsterdon

This movie was literally over 25 minutes ago, but the producer was, like, "We need 90 minutes to show it in a theater! Give me 90 minutes!"

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

#Monsterdon so… we're *supposed* to be cheering for the bat.dude, right?

Because surely we're not on SA Cop's side here…

Oh my God! The bats are throwing ketchup and mustard on my car!!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "oh my god! they're attacking us!" wtf? i guess

The Birds but The Bats. Wait wasn't that also a movie?
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@cargot_robbie Could be worse!

#Monsterdon

Someone's throwing ketchup packets at the car. #Monsterdon

It's raining bats!

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

That's right, when you have zero visibility, just KEEP DRIVING at the SAME SPEED. Everything will be JUST FINE.

#monsterdon

Black confetti thrown across the screen (matted) and wed're supposed to think they're bats.

Meanwhile, his wife is turning into the Bat Queen.

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

ROLL STOCK FOOTAGE.

#monsterdon

Bats! They're in your schools, your places of worship, your ski resort towns! Could the next bat be... YOU??

#monsterdon

@kshernandez more like BAT to hell

(sorry)

#monsterdon

Is she in league with the bats now too?

Is this a Borg thing?

#Monsterdon

I just realized I haven't actually been watching this movie for the last fifteen minutes.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@josh0 Checks out

It could also be sheer stupidity but we don't talk about that

#Monsterdon

do they turn full on into bats? can they fly? or are they just kinda hairy and erratic #monsterdon

Bats. Say. ACAB.

#monsterdon #theBatPeople

My computer got too bored and crashed lol. Looks like I'm finishing this one the way I started: reading toots with no context #Monsterdon

TO THE BAT CAVE!

#Monsterdon

And now for the Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom footage part of our film. #monsterdon

i think the bats are supposed to be like, psychic-echolocating-hivemind with our bat people

#monsterdon

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more stock footage of bats and I'm delighted to see it tbh

Wait, was that a Joshua tree? #monsterdon

I hate the sheriff, but I kind of have a weird level of affection for his shitbox dodge policemobile. All those clunks and screeches. #Monsterdon

AAAAIIIIIEEEE #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

All bats were injured while making this film. #Monsterdon

His face is beat to hell! #monsterdon

the car shudders a little, and blood splatters across the sherrif's window. Bat Spouse has had her revenge! #monsterdon

that's right, we're gonna get Lady Bat in FIVE MINUTES.

#monsterdon

Kill! Kill!

#monsterdon

hope she kills the cop
#monsterdon

His black eye is probably the best special effects makeup in the film. #monsterdon

@kcarr2015 nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana man-bat

#Monsterdon

lady, pretend you're gonna kiss him and then bat-drool on his OTHER eye! #monsterdon

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oh no it's her dangit

Filming locations A+++, FR

#Monsterdon

Sexually transmitted disease?

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

"Me and my Winston, we got a real good thing...."

#EvenOlderThrowbacks

#monsterdon

Wow, the motel manager was way creepier than Bat-Husband.

#monsterdon

Personally, I'd scrunch his brow down more and enlarge the ears so he reads more as a bat.

#Monsterdon #BatPeople

She's grown a mustache

#monsterdon

sheriff did get a decent-quality beatdown, it's not enough but it's something

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

She's praying to Saint Se-BAT-stian #Monsterdon

c'mon doc, call your little flying mice friends to help you!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon there's nothing wrong with her! she's just standing by her bat-husband

oh shit

she got the bat powers now?

yo we going plural finally?!

#monsterdon

*Kathy shudders

Told you he gave her rabies.

#Monsterdon

So Winston showed up for one day, put a bat nose on a gorilla mask, took the money and RAN. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@bunnyhero Well, he's probably dead inside... #Monsterdon

Johnny come back! Finish the job! This gigantic-small desert-mountain town needs to be free from its one (horrible, rapist) cop. #monsterdon

FINALLY

Though he looks a bit more like a gorilla than a bat tbh, the ears aren't big enough and he doesn't even have wings

#Monsterdon

We got people (who are bats).

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

@jadebees He's a five cup a day bat. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon can... can she hear his echolocation?

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OK cop's gonna also be bat people maybe

is...this a Thriller prequel?

#monsterdon

The bats are calling to her now!

#monsterdon

I blame everyone who voted for this movie. You all have terrible taste. 🤣

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople #MoreLikeBatPersonButWhatever

So since he spared his wife, does that mean 'the beast' can discern people and has free will, in which case Johnny is full on murdery

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

All things considered, I'd rather be watching Krull. #monsterdon

Cathy is trying way too hard to make nice. She ought to snap and kick some ass #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ah yes, a chase through badly lit cave sets. I'm enthralled.🙄

#Monsterdon remember when we were excited that we saw Stan Winston in the credits?

@forestine YES

#Monsterdon

I think the motel manager running towards the screaming counts as bravery, for bingo purposes. #monsterdon

I'm not really paying attention to the movie as I'm doing some other stuff, but did we just see a bat transformation mid sex kink from some furry director?

#monsterdon

"i don't know what happened"
you got the shit kicked out of you, dude, that's what happened. #monsterdon

I love how the bat mask looks like something that gone wrong on the fx dept of "planet of the apes"
#monsterdon

it took me the entire movie to realize the wibbly wobbly noises were supposed to be spontaneous echolocation

#monsterdon

i have been kinda tuned out but in the absence of a monster to root for i am rooting for bats in general, both the concept and the taxon #monsterdon

firearms in caves is such a *bad* idea.

#monsterdon

@ramsey @RobynGoodfellow In Monsterdon-world let's say yes

#Monsterdon

and they wanted bill shatner for the sheriff

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#monsterdon it's Robert Downey jr

I've seen better bat furry designs. Just saying.

#Monsterdon

...he doesn't even have wings. Like what #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

@tankgrrl @Taweret A ski resort vacation was interrupted! #Monsterdon

Look everyone, this was a drive-in movie. Doesn't matter that nothing happened. We weren't really watching it at the time.

#Monsterdon 🦇 #TheBatPeople
#BackSeatNookie

Okay so he could always hear bats. So he was always a bat person. he just went into this cave and got rabies. What are the chances?
#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Well at least we now have a creature and not just implications of a creature.

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

SHE HAS ACQUIRED THE BAT SENSE

#monsterdon

70s cop, yeah

just gonna beat this perp with my light, man

OH SHIT PERP WENT GORILLA MASK MODE

#monsterdon

@yatsu Not near as bad as that sheriff, though. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

@diazona @RobynGoodfellow Didn't Hillary Clinton have one of those? The National Enquirer said so.

#Monsterdon #TheBatPeople1974

batman should have grabbed the sherrif's AK. #monsterdon

"Yeah, I was assaulting a suspect and then Doctor Zaeus beat the shit out of me." #Monsterdon

Do Bat people drool excessively? #Monsterdon

@Taweret Even Laserblast understood its premise and tried to deliver it #monsterdon

batsliva?

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople

JOHNNY HAS GONE FULL BAT FINALLY! :ameowbongo: #Monsterdon

SOCK - WHAM - POW #monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Best. Monster. Design. Ever.

#Monsterdon

Oh NOW you'll show us the bat man

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon are we gonna get bat babies

there's always an issue with just putting an animal face on a human because it jsut reads as mostly monkey

#monsterdon

Beneath the Planet of the Bats

#monsterdon #TheBatPeople