#Monsterdon Doctor Kipling! Is the female the most dangerous of the species? I have other questions! Fetch me a coffee.

#Monsterdon oooof the tummy needle

Doctor really can't deal with all these questions!
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"Strange fights of anger whenever I try to touch him....sexually...."

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I am counting every minute this is a skiing movie and points will be deducted at the end. #monsterdon

@Louisa some of us try to, but we usually end up hurting something. #Monsterdon

"Do I think you're going to have another allergic reaction like that? I don't think so because I'm a doctor, and I know these things. No one has the same allergic reaction twice."

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With great authority comes great moustache!

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Ah! Thank god. More skiing.

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Oh so SHE'S back out on the slopes? #Monsterdon

Is she a Bills fan?

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"$23 a day, it's almost worth it."

That's less than half my rent.

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Thus was born...

COVID74

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#Monsterdon i guess they should have “needles” on DtDD as well, what were they doing with that big assed thing anyway, emptying his bladder the hard way?

"Never seen anything like that before" Not been a doctor very long have you Doc? #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

#monsterdon I'm surprised that a scientist doing field work with wild bats isn't already vaxxed against rabies, really.

Oh yes anaphylaxis and rabies are exactly the same, you really can't tell the difference

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"from what i understand" ??? sir, are you not the doctor in this scene??? #monsterdon

@himbovoorhees RIGHT!? YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE!?

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One of these nurses is also going to be a victim.

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OMG that *boing* sound when he convulsed on the bed

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I guess they aren't going to be conceiving a baby on the slopes either

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Doctor. Doctor? Doctor. #Monsterdon

What an mighty 70s mustache that doc has #Monsterdon

Wow, what a way to insult a woman (can't stand to watch her husband get injected with something to the point where she's cause an emergency, really?)

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#Monsterdon you could see it “fucking thing, pocket… gah!”

I feel like I read that the rabies shot in the abdomen thing was an urban legend. #Monsterdon

It'd be funny if he was flailing because she didn't turn on the oxygen

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see, the doctors KNOW this is a medical emergency by the music cues.

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Good of the doctor to take on another emergency, so many (2) in a day!!
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Johnny's a Bat Man you need to give him the bat version of the treatment #Monsterdon

Oh no, bats are teetotalers!!

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Don’t nurses usually administer the shots?

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dude he JUST said he can only handle one emergency per day! #monsterdon

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um that's not an allergic reaction

(nor is it reasonable jazz piano)

Sodium phenobarb! Sodium pentathol! Sodium for the popcorn! #Monsterdon

Cathy's wearing Charlie Brown's shirt #monsterdon

He certainly likes to react to things #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Back when rabies required those horrible stomach shot series! #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

Rabies shots used to be given like that for real ... don't know if they still are or not.

Hell of an allergic reaction!

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Did the bats consent to offering home tours?

(8 minutes in, still catching up)

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@ranjit upon reexamination it was determined that charlie brown does in fact own the color yellow and the shape jagged #monsterdon

"You're not doctors. You're children!"
Charlie Brown is right.
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the CDC (from 2022) says you want to get one dose on day 0 of possible exposure to rabies and then another on day 7.

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@jonny that's true I want to own it too

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Now I'm going to stick this in your penis...

Because I want to.

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"...oops, forgot to remove the air from the syringe. Now you have more to worry about than rabies, I'm afraid."

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When Tubi says "your movie will resume after the break" it sounds like a threat #monsterdon

I hate her but her Charlie Brown sweater is pretty good #Monsterdon

The first aid station could not be any more 70s. #monsterdon

Excellent seizure acting there, top class

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why is he lying like that lmao #monsterdon

Yeah, rabies sucks actually and you should probably treat that shit sooner than later.

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That's the largest hypodermic needle I've ever seen to administer a rabies shot.

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Very important to give huge syringes in the crotch for the Treasure Trail shot

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Eww. He's a polar bear.
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Nothing's happening! I'm just gonna ram this needle in your gut and everything'll be fine. #Monsterdon

@wohali lol. #Monsterdon

The Bat People, starring the Charlie brown sweater #monsterdon #thebatpeople1974

Doctor: I can’t treat hysteria too. 🙄

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Can I pay Tubi to never see that mahjong app ad again? #monsterdon

Yep. In the stomach. Here we go. #Monsterdon #TheBatPeople

I guess Charlie Brown *is* a unisex name in the 70s...

Good on ya, Charlie! :blobhearttranscat:

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charlie brown does not own the color yellow and the shape jagged everyone #monsterdon

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For some reason that nurse was going right for the man bits

also, way to call those guys out Cathy nice job
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I'm exactly the same kind of dipshit who would be like "30 day incubation period, why worry"

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@bunnyhero @combatwombat
Let's see what Stan Winston does with the makeup. Pretty sure this will not end with bunnies overrunning scale model farms, but who knows what man-bat will look like. 🤷‍♂️

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TAKE THE BAT-VACCINE!

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@GeoffWozniak I wish I could play this in Easy mode #monsterdon

she stole her sweater from Charlie Brown #monsterdon

I kinda want her Charlie-Brown-ish sweater

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#Monsterdon RABIES IS NOT THAT BIG A DEAL?

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He's working on a grant in 'preventive medicine'?

-Stop at the first aid station first thing in the morning instead of tonight?
-Yeah, I want to let the infection get a head start.
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"You're not doctors, you're children!"

It's the 1970s, of course they are. #Monsterdon

So if she's Charlie Brown, does that make Johnny Lucy? Or is he Snoopy?

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If you ever find yourself thinking of possible rabies exposure in terms like, "there's a 30 day incubation period, what's the rush?" then you are not worried enough about rabies #Monsterdon

i mean, this movie is terrible, but charlie brown really did glow up when she transitioned

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Dr. Mustache is going skiing! This adds up.

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awww cutie bat

(6 minutes in, still catching up)

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i hate that """cath""" is so right in this scene. #monsterdon

I'm confused, didn't she get bit, too?

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This is actually a movie about vaccines
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is she wearing a Charlie Brown sweater

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Why is she dressed like Charlie Brown?

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#monsterdon she's got the charlie brown shirt??

Kathy is ROCKING the Charlie Brown sweater, though

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PSA: Do not fuck around with rabies.

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Ayyyyyyy! She found Waldo!

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Someone must have spiked his drink with mealworms #monsterdon

Cathy's dressed as Charlie Brown

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"Yep, werebat-itis. Have you considered moving to Gotham?"

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"...and you won't take it yourself!"

WAY TOO PRESCIENT FOR 2025.

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@bstacey @moira That sounds like a much more legitimate movie

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And they just left the shattered glass in the hot tub. Nice.

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I'm surprised she didn't suggest that they had a long ride to the summit and the car to themselves.

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"I'll stop at the first aid station first thing in the morning"

buddy I don't think you understand what the point of FIRST aid is meant to be

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He is turning into a bat, the muddled orange in his old fashioned gave him the fruit crazies. #monsterdon