Oh jeez, he still ages? #monsterdon

So why is him living like 3x a human lifetime resulting in his face melting, but the guinea pig looks like it was born yesterday?

#Monsterdon

so he turned into a scarecrow I guess

that one wasn't too bad

ty for joining, everyone!!!

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"This movie funded by the International Guinea Pig Appreciation Society"

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@jonny supposedly the combo for the door but we know better I think

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Dagnabbit.
I wanted to see the fuck you letter.

#monsterdon

I hope the guinea pig outlives us all.

#monsterdon #theasphyx

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The guinea pig went to America where better science was conducted.

I feel like a combination lock is not actually the hardest thing to get through even in the 19th century.
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@msh The guillotine and the gas chamber were both wedding gifts from the new in-laws. He felt guilty that they hadn't used them yet. It's not that often that you get multiple people who all want to die in bizarre ways.

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Oop! You were around for the invention development of cars. You know better than to just walk into traffic without looking both ways.

And
-fin #monsterdon #theAsphex

Your ass can’t fix this, Hugo.

#Monsterdon

NOPE! nope. nope. nope. nope. Put me down, you absolute monster.

#monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Okay so he's going to punish himself now?
But like there's no way he even wrote down the right thing on that letter anyway.
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@CactuarJoe we shall call the practice

Asphyx-iation #monsterdon :blobcat_party:

Voiceovers in lieu of a proper resolution, okay then

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Where's the old Guinea Pig makeup. Cowards. #monsterdon

Soo, you little fucker…

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Hugo is an idiot. A bandaid and some neosporin, and Christina's head would have healed right back to her neck.

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

technically Giles killed himself

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MY ASS FIX MY ASS FIX #monsterdon

Now we see why there was so much dusty rubbish in the credits #Monsterdon

Tom Yorke vibes.
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He lived for 100 years before they finally invented sunscreen.

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Alright, I get that he is immortal and can't die which for some reason also means his body is invulnerable, but his clothes aren't even singed!

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The cure to El Everything #monsterdon

BOOM

The end

No sea...it was abrupt but timely.

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Is killing the subject a different way each time part of the experiment or something? Honestly with this guy! #Monsterdon

💥

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Damn, this got dark. It was all fun and games when it was death by tree branch but now... #monsterdon

oh a happy ending? YAY

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That's not Oxygen!
. . .
AHAHAHAH! BOOM!
Okay I guess it was Oxygen.
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The maid's like OH FER CRISSAKES NOW I HAVE THIS TO CLEAN UP

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ooff, natty rubber mask there....

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you would think we would test things first esp after the last time but okay

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um...

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ohhhh it's a Death Becomes Her

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A proper Asphyx-iation at last

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I didn't know Bob Dylan was so short #monsterdon #theasphyx

The extended cut is really delaying everyone fucking off into the English Channel

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I feel like trying a new murder method every single time is a mistake.

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"From Beyond" meets "Flatliners"/"The Frighteners"

…meets Grand Guignol.

#Monsterdon
#TheAsphyx

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx sequel where the tired old immortal guy hires a bank robbery crew to pull one last heist -- busting out his asphyx

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Yes, let us use the 85th method of killing people instead of using the ones that already worked.. WTF movie.

@Taweret

It keeps the movie interesting...

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@SnoopJ oh ok that's what they're doing. maybe? idk what this gas is #monsterdon

Okay, maybe you do get immortality 💥 #monsterdon #theAsphex

goddamn guinea pigs ruin everything!
#theasphyx #monsterdon

Good grief, did someone use off-brand Windex on that glass box?

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It was more of a complicated suicide than you killing him, really.

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What is with all these Dr. Evil death contraptions #monsterdon

And he wants to try it again? Somebody tackle this guy. #monsterdon

There is 20 minutes left in my cut of this film, I dislike everyone (except perhaps Christina and the guinea pig). I know it's all going to go horribly wrong....

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Love the new method! Why stick with successful one when you can try (and fail)
#monsterdon

To be fair, good guy, you signed onto this ridiculous death method.

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Ahhh, well played, Giles

Electric chair? What is WRONG with you, movie?

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He’s going to force the doctor to for-real kill him, so that the doctor can’t release his own asphyx, and he’ll be forced to sit with his guilt for eternity.

Predictable.

#Monsterdon

HOW DARE you come into my household with your David Niven-esque CHICANERY

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a guillotine is a *bit* much i think
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Giles is going to die young and leave a pointy corpse

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"Hugo plans and Hugo schemes."
"And so do it! Squeak squeak!"
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secret is dad's been immortal the whole time and he just enjoys raising families to fuck with their heads

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@moira #monsterdon

"Free your Mind and your Assphix will Follow"

Oh hey, bingo has been achieved 😀

(it was a group effort, I did not check off most of these squares)

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The guinea pig will outlive them all

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@Newpa_Hasai I sorta remember some house hold staff at the beginning of the movie, but like not for the last half hour atleast.
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Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.

#monsterdon

Still probably smarter than "electrocute yourself while requiring the use of your hand to turn the thingie"

Oh no "We've made sure that nothing can go wrong."

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@steggy They react with water to make a brilliant blue-white light that also traps the asphyx.

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So, genius's plan is to really die and make daddy dumbass live forever with his guilt. Awesome.

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so giles's big plan is to kill himself, thus taking the combo with him, thus damning his father/father-in-law to eternal guilty suffering? bro.

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Whether you plan it or not, you strap someone into a functioning guilotine and they die, well, murder. #monsterdon

Put Your Soul In A Little Asphyx House by Giants They Might Be

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@whiskeysailor #monsterdon

lel he's British nobility, he dosn't have to explain anything

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The Man with Two Brains: Get that guinea pig out of here!

Checkov's crystal switch.

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Back after another commercial break and my homeboy--the dubious 'good guy' of this movie, vs. our mad scientist, is testing a guillotine because they just keep trying to kill people in new ways and doing it differently every time?

THAT'S SCIENCE!

#Monsterdon

I demand they kick each other in the nuts now until the film ends.
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Oh, the guinea pig irony! And those monstrous overconfident men #Monsterdon

Cameo from Lydia Dietz #monsterdon #theasphyx

The guinea pig murdered that woman....

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@trixter

Why are you opposed to science?

#Monsterdon

excellent pay off to the guinea pig tho

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They should name this movie, "Guinea Pig's Revenge".
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And that's why we have OHSA regulations for science experiments
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Damn it! Now we need a Monkey's Paw!!

Called it.

#Monsterdon

what if someone released MY asphyx and let me free of this movie.

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ok, that's so much better than how I thought the guinea pig would go

#monsterdon

A guinea-tine, if you will.

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Her asphyx sounds so much nicer than the others

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Oopsie! #Monsterdon

I'd say you had A LOT to do with your daughters death, what with the guillotine...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧐🏡🤵‍♂️ 💀 👻 🧴 😱

'release the blade, but very slowly! Allow this immortal guinea pig to gnaw through the water hose while this slow beheading occurs!

Whoops

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This dude is really acting like someone you'd like to hang around with forever, huh?

#Monsterdon

Wait you can still kill the body. How is this immortality?
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the asphyx union is onto your bullshit, and they're going to make sure you fail.

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