@rebeld

Oh Asphyx, My Asphyx!

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Man, these English butler is really discrete. Something exploded and even then he didn't show up
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I did not BINGO, but only because lil dude strangled old dude instead of punching him. ALAS, ALACK!

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My Asphyx, my Asphyx!

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@nazokiyoubinbou

Guinea pig looks great though, after all these years.

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"Miru Dame!"

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I've got to say, making guinea pigs live forever is pretty cool, though, their lifespans are too short.

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They're just doing the dance for a Tik Tok, y'all

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He done blowed up!

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man imagine they had like actually done a monster lore sequence for the asphyx and did anything with the actual monster at all instead of having it literally be a ghostly 3 second dance loop #monsterdon

We will place you in the dirty window box, where we expect you to DIE.

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@north It's Victorian England, evereything's a murder contraption, including the wallpaper.

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HEARU!!

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Why didn't they use a gas chamber for Christine?

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How many murder contraptions did they have by the end? Just the 3?

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Ok either my flu jab kicked in or this is bat shit. #Monsterdon

@LingLass FORMERLY tubercular. He’s still alive… and now the HHS Secretary. #monsterdon

Hmph. The white rat aged just fine, but the human... not so much.

So... is he dead, or did he just decide to cause an accident for the fun of it?

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx wait wtf

@oli We replaced your magic blue emitter with Folger's Crystals. Can they tell the difference?

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Please don't accidentally set your immortal guinea pig on fire, sir.

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Next up on #Miru
Guilala gets a sequel decades later. And we get a reference to a famous director that most of us won't get.
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man there were so many times that movie could have been cool but instead they set the entire thing in that one house and kept coming up with wallace and gromit contraptions #monsterdon

Y'know, I was kinda with this movie until the fucking guillotine incident. Until then, I was still going along. And then WHELP

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@jonny he wouldn't have had to wait long after 1972 for climate change to cut off the natural spring supplying his asphyx cage #monsterdon

@strangefour Those two cars sure looked like they were going to smash into each other regardless of whether he was in the way or not. I hope the nice guinea pig is ok! #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Up next on @miru@social.miyaku.media: ……Attack the G8 Summit??????

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I want to see a “Get Me Hennimore!” sketch about mixing up the tanks of gas and oxygen

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Boo.

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Oh jeez, he still ages? #monsterdon

So why is him living like 3x a human lifetime resulting in his face melting, but the guinea pig looks like it was born yesterday?

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so he turned into a scarecrow I guess

that one wasn't too bad

ty for joining, everyone!!!

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"This movie funded by the International Guinea Pig Appreciation Society"

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@jonny supposedly the combo for the door but we know better I think

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Dagnabbit.
I wanted to see the fuck you letter.

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I hope the guinea pig outlives us all.

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I feel like a combination lock is not actually the hardest thing to get through even in the 19th century.
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@msh The guillotine and the gas chamber were both wedding gifts from the new in-laws. He felt guilty that they hadn't used them yet. It's not that often that you get multiple people who all want to die in bizarre ways.

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Oop! You were around for the invention development of cars. You know better than to just walk into traffic without looking both ways.

And
-fin #monsterdon #theAsphex

Your ass can’t fix this, Hugo.

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NOPE! nope. nope. nope. nope. Put me down, you absolute monster.

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Okay so he's going to punish himself now?
But like there's no way he even wrote down the right thing on that letter anyway.
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@CactuarJoe we shall call the practice

Asphyx-iation #monsterdon :blobcat_party:

Voiceovers in lieu of a proper resolution, okay then

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Where's the old Guinea Pig makeup. Cowards. #monsterdon

Soo, you little fucker…

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Hugo is an idiot. A bandaid and some neosporin, and Christina's head would have healed right back to her neck.

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technically Giles killed himself

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MY ASS FIX MY ASS FIX #monsterdon

Tom Yorke vibes.
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He lived for 100 years before they finally invented sunscreen.

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Alright, I get that he is immortal and can't die which for some reason also means his body is invulnerable, but his clothes aren't even singed!

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The cure to El Everything #monsterdon

BOOM

The end

No sea...it was abrupt but timely.

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Is killing the subject a different way each time part of the experiment or something? Honestly with this guy! #Monsterdon

💥

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oh a happy ending? YAY

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Damn, this got dark. It was all fun and games when it was death by tree branch but now... #monsterdon

ooff, natty rubber mask there....

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you would think we would test things first esp after the last time but okay

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um...

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ohhhh it's a Death Becomes Her

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A proper Asphyx-iation at last

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I didn't know Bob Dylan was so short #monsterdon #theasphyx

The extended cut is really delaying everyone fucking off into the English Channel

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx sequel where the tired old immortal guy hires a bank robbery crew to pull one last heist -- busting out his asphyx

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Yes, let us use the 85th method of killing people instead of using the ones that already worked.. WTF movie.

@SnoopJ oh ok that's what they're doing. maybe? idk what this gas is #monsterdon

Okay, maybe you do get immortality 💥 #monsterdon #theAsphex

goddamn guinea pigs ruin everything!
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Good grief, did someone use off-brand Windex on that glass box?

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It was more of a complicated suicide than you killing him, really.

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What is with all these Dr. Evil death contraptions #monsterdon

And he wants to try it again? Somebody tackle this guy. #monsterdon

There is 20 minutes left in my cut of this film, I dislike everyone (except perhaps Christina and the guinea pig). I know it's all going to go horribly wrong....

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Love the new method! Why stick with successful one when you can try (and fail)
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To be fair, good guy, you signed onto this ridiculous death method.

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Ahhh, well played, Giles

Electric chair? What is WRONG with you, movie?

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He’s going to force the doctor to for-real kill him, so that the doctor can’t release his own asphyx, and he’ll be forced to sit with his guilt for eternity.

Predictable.

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HOW DARE you come into my household with your David Niven-esque CHICANERY

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a guillotine is a *bit* much i think
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Giles is going to die young and leave a pointy corpse

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"Hugo plans and Hugo schemes."
"And so do it! Squeak squeak!"
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@moira #monsterdon

"Free your Mind and your Assphix will Follow"

Oh hey, bingo has been achieved 😀

(it was a group effort, I did not check off most of these squares)

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The guinea pig will outlive them all

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@Newpa_Hasai I sorta remember some house hold staff at the beginning of the movie, but like not for the last half hour atleast.
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Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.

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Still probably smarter than "electrocute yourself while requiring the use of your hand to turn the thingie"

Oh no "We've made sure that nothing can go wrong."

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@steggy They react with water to make a brilliant blue-white light that also traps the asphyx.

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So, genius's plan is to really die and make daddy dumbass live forever with his guilt. Awesome.

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Whether you plan it or not, you strap someone into a functioning guilotine and they die, well, murder. #monsterdon

Put Your Soul In A Little Asphyx House by Giants They Might Be

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The Man with Two Brains: Get that guinea pig out of here!

Checkov's crystal switch.

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Back after another commercial break and my homeboy--the dubious 'good guy' of this movie, vs. our mad scientist, is testing a guillotine because they just keep trying to kill people in new ways and doing it differently every time?

THAT'S SCIENCE!

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Oh, the guinea pig irony! And those monstrous overconfident men #Monsterdon