5..4..3..2..1...GO!

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"All I said was: This halibut is good enough for Take-Majin!"

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Now the kaiju is doing ballet whilst tripping off their tits. Because.
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for a second, i thought that general was gonna vape.

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oh no this isn't a reference to....

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lady's just mad coz she got stuck with the bill.

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A Frenchman kept from a love scene. Tragic.
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That conversation was mad libbed.
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"I finally see the point of letting Italy join the G8." LOLOLOLOLOL

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shoudla talked to that kid. he coulda sold you a Pokemon you could use.

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Hey! When they get ready to kill Guilalad, they oughta catch its Asphyx! and then....

...no. no, that would be a terrible thing to do.

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#Monsterdon The guy with long hair and sunglasses who is commenting on TV around the 25 minute mark is famous cartoonist Jun MIURA.

That was a long, slow, deadly, gruesome walk to explain why a guy survived a car crash.

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@RachelThornSub #monsterdon #WrongAsphyx

ikr the "American President" sounds like he's from northern Europe.

@phooky "More and more immortality corporations are offering subscription plans to watch your own asphyx on a live stream, but prominent psychologists strongly recommend against it"

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Groovy lava lamp, hakase.

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"Imperial Hakase.... Stop the flow of time!!!"

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angela merkel and sarkozy are just like in-universe versions of themselves but then you have 'president burger' this rocks #monsterdon

Guilala marketable toy acquired quickly.
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Well that was certainly overwrought.

I hope the immortal guinea pig had the best life.

Thanks for sharing your toots everyone, and as always thank you @Taweret !

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Shinzo Abe stand in is a strange voiced little weirdo. Oh political satire of 2008 you are so quaint.
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@phooky many thought it was the rapture but it was just another outage at Asphyx-US-East-2

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@ramsey That was the bit I didn't understand. Sure, he steps out into traffic, but then doesn't get clobbered by a car, he gets sandwiched between 2 that were on an unlikely collision course?

I guess in the context of the film, that's a little absurd to get hung up on, but here we are. 😋

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I kind of liked most of the parts. But they didn’t completely gel: 1870s death fetish, whacky home movies, lush 1950s movie music, 1970s hair, perennially not listening to women. Thanks, @Taweret for the experience 😆 #Monsterdon.

I want kaiju at all international meetings of importance. Immediately.
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@plaidtron3000 this is how I misunderstand how Quantum Non-Location works #Monsterdon

At best, the characters exuded the personal warmth and humanity shown in the very worst of the worst episodes of Space: 1999

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@moira hahahaha

Well, it was right there

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My immortal and everlasting guinea pig.

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#Monsterdon Does anyone know exactly what time the Second movie started? I can’t watch Tubi in Japan and have another source, but I’d like to know how far into the movie you all are right now.

@rebeld Did you watch the rest of the film? 😉

He’s immortal and miserable, as he lives with his guilt, ages, and is not immune to pain. Basically, he’s in hell, so he steps out into traffic. It just sucks that two cars would not be heading straight for each other like that, in real life.

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Just thinking about that immortal guinea pig's adventures throughout the next thousand years, secretly manipulating human history like a benevolent robot... never speaks, but is always in the right place at the right time...

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@bstacey I suppose we might as well assume the crystals are catalysts, that makes as much sense as anything else

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@rebeld I guess the guy who never dies survives the crash. I just had another guy pegged. #Monsterdon

I'm not keeping it on my Jellyfin. 2GB is too much to my poor storage
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@kcarr2015 Did Torchwood teach them nothing! #Monsterdon

I'd watch a sequel with the guinea pig. In space, 5000 years in the future. Think of all it would have learned!

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So he never finds out that Giles destroyed the combination? At least he has the undead guinea pig for a companion.

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@rebeld

Oh Asphyx, My Asphyx!

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Man, these English butler is really discrete. Something exploded and even then he didn't show up
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I did not BINGO, but only because lil dude strangled old dude instead of punching him. ALAS, ALACK!

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My Asphyx, my Asphyx!

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@nazokiyoubinbou

Guinea pig looks great though, after all these years.

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"Miru Dame!"

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I've got to say, making guinea pigs live forever is pretty cool, though, their lifespans are too short.

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They're just doing the dance for a Tik Tok, y'all

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He done blowed up!

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man imagine they had like actually done a monster lore sequence for the asphyx and did anything with the actual monster at all instead of having it literally be a ghostly 3 second dance loop #monsterdon

We will place you in the dirty window box, where we expect you to DIE.

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@north It's Victorian England, evereything's a murder contraption, including the wallpaper.

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HEARU!!

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Why didn't they use a gas chamber for Christine?

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How many murder contraptions did they have by the end? Just the 3?

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Ok either my flu jab kicked in or this is bat shit. #Monsterdon

@LingLass FORMERLY tubercular. He’s still alive… and now the HHS Secretary. #monsterdon

Hmph. The white rat aged just fine, but the human... not so much.

So... is he dead, or did he just decide to cause an accident for the fun of it?

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i wonder if asphyxes would've gotten smarter over the years if this technique had been perfected #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx wait wtf

@oli We replaced your magic blue emitter with Folger's Crystals. Can they tell the difference?

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Please don't accidentally set your immortal guinea pig on fire, sir.

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Next up on #Miru
Guilala gets a sequel decades later. And we get a reference to a famous director that most of us won't get.
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man there were so many times that movie could have been cool but instead they set the entire thing in that one house and kept coming up with wallace and gromit contraptions #monsterdon

Y'know, I was kinda with this movie until the fucking guillotine incident. Until then, I was still going along. And then WHELP

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@jonny he wouldn't have had to wait long after 1972 for climate change to cut off the natural spring supplying his asphyx cage #monsterdon

@strangefour Those two cars sure looked like they were going to smash into each other regardless of whether he was in the way or not. I hope the nice guinea pig is ok! #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Up next on @miru@social.miyaku.media: ……Attack the G8 Summit??????

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Best. Ending. Ever!

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I want to see a “Get Me Hennimore!” sketch about mixing up the tanks of gas and oxygen

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Boo.

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Oh jeez, he still ages? #monsterdon

So why is him living like 3x a human lifetime resulting in his face melting, but the guinea pig looks like it was born yesterday?

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so he turned into a scarecrow I guess

that one wasn't too bad

ty for joining, everyone!!!

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"This movie funded by the International Guinea Pig Appreciation Society"

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@jonny supposedly the combo for the door but we know better I think

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Dagnabbit.
I wanted to see the fuck you letter.

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I hope the guinea pig outlives us all.

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The guinea pig went to America where better science was conducted.

I feel like a combination lock is not actually the hardest thing to get through even in the 19th century.
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@msh The guillotine and the gas chamber were both wedding gifts from the new in-laws. He felt guilty that they hadn't used them yet. It's not that often that you get multiple people who all want to die in bizarre ways.

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Oop! You were around for the invention development of cars. You know better than to just walk into traffic without looking both ways.

And
-fin #monsterdon #theAsphex

Your ass can’t fix this, Hugo.

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NOPE! nope. nope. nope. nope. Put me down, you absolute monster.

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Okay so he's going to punish himself now?
But like there's no way he even wrote down the right thing on that letter anyway.
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@CactuarJoe we shall call the practice

Asphyx-iation #monsterdon :blobcat_party:

Voiceovers in lieu of a proper resolution, okay then

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Where's the old Guinea Pig makeup. Cowards. #monsterdon

Soo, you little fucker…

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Hugo is an idiot. A bandaid and some neosporin, and Christina's head would have healed right back to her neck.

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technically Giles killed himself

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MY ASS FIX MY ASS FIX #monsterdon

Now we see why there was so much dusty rubbish in the credits #Monsterdon

Tom Yorke vibes.
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He lived for 100 years before they finally invented sunscreen.

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Alright, I get that he is immortal and can't die which for some reason also means his body is invulnerable, but his clothes aren't even singed!

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The cure to El Everything #monsterdon

BOOM

The end

No sea...it was abrupt but timely.

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Is killing the subject a different way each time part of the experiment or something? Honestly with this guy! #Monsterdon

💥

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oh a happy ending? YAY

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