omg a female character. Will she be given any dialogue #monsterdon

So as long as your ass-fix is trapped in a wooden box you can't die.

Uh sure, makes total sense.
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At work, but I'll definitely be watching The Asphyx later.

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"finding your husband's porn"

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"You have a fever. And the only cure is MORE ASPHYX. Or cowbell. One or the other of those."

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The budget on this is so bizarrely huge, the sets in particular are really over the top lol #monsterdon #theasphyx

Great. An immortal rodent.

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Temu Frankenstein #monsterdon

i wonder what the guinea pig is doing...

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"I got me a ghost."

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Why is he doing any of this? The MFer needs a job or something. #monsterdon

Apparition is a good word I don't use enough

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tormenting supernatural creatures is also very on form for the Upper Class

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seriously f*** this guy and save this guinea pig!

Never mind if this man kills the guinea pig I take back what I said about "he can live"

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Dead Man's Asphyx is my favorite album by Marillion

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Where. Are. The Women? #monsterdon

@paco Maybe he's trying to accelerate his velocity into heaven?

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When you look into the Asphyx, the Asphyx looks back into you!

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#monsterdon "The hanged man's ass, it saw me!"

I think I'm a bit behind everyone because I got the super special version of the movie with extra low-quality scenes of the guy that looks like JG Thirlwell arguing with his dad

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@davesdogmaggie #monsterdon

iirc they had "drop tables" of the ideal "drop" for a hanged person to fall (based on their weight) such that the noose would break their neck but not decapitate them.

Planning: A
Execution: F+

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When he says he wants to keep the moving images for his own private purposes… #Monsterdon

I wonder what the balance is of horror movies where the supernatural stuff 1) doesn't show up on camera or 2) only shows up on camera.

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What in the hell was the light show? #monsterdon

...and then right afterwards Dr. Frankenstein can harvest the brain #monsterdon

oooo, cool effect

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enough already with the mansplaining!!! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 This is like Pet Sematary. People are going to start dying left and right just to feed the Asphyx. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it #monsterdon

"Show people the revolting acts" is the name of my new NSFW Peertube instance

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the death Muppet better show up at the hanging

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So what do we think, can someone get punched by a tree branch

for bingo purposes

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every one of those spectators would vote ReformUK

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And we just name-dropped the name of the film! With a quiet musical accompaniment, no less!

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nice anti-death penalty theme there....

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Ass-fix #Monsterdon

Okay he told me what an asphyx is he can live

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"Greek mythology" do you hear yourself?

Also, don't we use the term "psychopomp"?

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"They called it…the Asphyx."

That's the name of the show

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zzz

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Light flute music, acting as counterpoint to the pathos of the scene.

Because fuck you.

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My word father, how did you edit in that zoom shot

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@apLundell #monsterdon

To be fair, if you gave them all laptops....

I think I heard the water is "black as paint" not night? Mods?

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aww leave him to his ghost photos, the man has to grieve...

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@roque So realistic.
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the smudge is a great stripper name
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And that's why you don't go in the water, even a stream you can stand up in, if you can't swim. #monsterdon

Lmao WHAT the HELL

They couldn't possibly have picked a less scary location to film "and then two able-bodied adults die in a rowboat accident"

There was barely a branch over the river! There's no way that woman drowned in 2 feet of water!!

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THE SMUDGE! Out out damn smudge!
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I think it's hilarious that when the soul departs the body it leaves "a smudge"

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Is the Asphyx us dying of boredom from all this pretentious chit chat #monsterdon

Clive has punted his last pole

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Surprise rapids!

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oh no Clive has received a bonking!

I thought this was a horror movie. Looks like the worst summer camp ever #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Every movie is improved by adding an alligator (or crocodile)

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Aaah that English dentistry on full display. #Monsterdon

"We had hopes for other sons"

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Did he catch the moment the soul escaped the rowboat? #monsterdon

Victorian Scientist “I am sure we did the science right!”

Academicians for the next 100 plus years: “They did, in fact, NOT do the science right”

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I love the way he says "faahther" #monsterdon

I think they went back too far when making this Ghostbusters prequel. #monsterdon

“Nothing technical could have gone wrong” #Monsterdon

This movie is making MY soul depart its body.

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This has all the excitement of the Methodology section of a research paper.

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Smudges! On three different pictures, taked by the different equipment ...

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A grand total of three photographs existing with smudges on them is absolutely proof of supernatural phenomena and not at all just something that could happen once in a while.

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I missed the start of the movie, is this about poor photographic development techniques?

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“My colleagues and I photograph the dead”

Honestly, most realistic Victorian hobby ever

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... in three different cuts of this film

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psychical research
means he shoots porn
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Ooh, macabre! #monsterdon

Psychical Research!

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That was a quality transition

No, I meant... never mind

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Maybe she just has resting disappointment face?

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I see dead people. Photographically. #monsterdon

Giles is played by Robert Powell. He was also in Asylum (1972) from Amicus Productions

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Huh. I didn't know this was going to be this 1800s-ey. #monsterdon

@Mikal

Imagine how long it takes them to instruct their servants how to dress them every day?

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@MindTGap #monsterdon

I feel attacked. #WisdomToothPride

I do believe that all these folks have all their wisdom teeth

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Do I have "TOD-A0" to blame for this?

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None of these people are telling me what an asphyx is they can all fuck right off

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Every conversation in England is legally required to include (a) "well come now" and (b) a man named Clive

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I want this carriage to keep circling for 90 minutes

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A car crash so bad, this country village has gone back to horse-drawn carriages entirely.

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Did that horse consent to this arrangement?

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Screenplaay based on an origional idea, not a novel or the like.

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#monsterdon Filmed in Todd AE 35, not CHAD AE 35, or Chet AE 35!!!

Meanwhile, in a Hammer Horror film being made not too far away... #Monsterdon

“The Asphyx: More than a myth. More than a Maybe.”

Their marketing budget skipped B, C, D, and E, and when straight to F.

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@CactuarJoe

Enough with your Pornhub search terms!

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Why is the music so cheery when the shelves are cobwebbed more than a Spirit Haloween? #monsterdon

this movie has already killed me.

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#monsterdon Okay, I'll say it... HOUSEKEEPING!!!

Now the titles, panning over a cobweb-covered lab in sepia tones. With harpsichord.

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Dude getting pulled out from under a car in the first scene, this bodes well for additional #fuckcars content

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Sirens provided by the Doppler corporation. #monsterdon