Is the Asphyx us dying of boredom from all this pretentious chit chat #monsterdon

Clive has punted his last pole

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Surprise rapids!

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oh no Clive has received a bonking!

@CactuarJoe Every movie is improved by adding an alligator (or crocodile)

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Aaah that English dentistry on full display. #Monsterdon

"We had hopes for other sons"

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Did he catch the moment the soul escaped the rowboat? #monsterdon

Victorian Scientist “I am sure we did the science right!”

Academicians for the next 100 plus years: “They did, in fact, NOT do the science right”

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I love the way he says "faahther" #monsterdon

I think they went back too far when making this Ghostbusters prequel. #monsterdon

“Nothing technical could have gone wrong” #Monsterdon

This movie is making MY soul depart its body.

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This has all the excitement of the Methodology section of a research paper.

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Smudges! On three different pictures, taked by the different equipment ...

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A grand total of three photographs existing with smudges on them is absolutely proof of supernatural phenomena and not at all just something that could happen once in a while.

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I missed the start of the movie, is this about poor photographic development techniques?

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“My colleagues and I photograph the dead”

Honestly, most realistic Victorian hobby ever

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... in three different cuts of this film

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psychical research
means he shoots porn
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Ooh, macabre! #monsterdon

Psychical Research!

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That was a quality transition

No, I meant... never mind

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I see dead people. Photographically. #monsterdon

Huh. I didn't know this was going to be this 1800s-ey. #monsterdon

@Mikal

Imagine how long it takes them to instruct their servants how to dress them every day?

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I do believe that all these folks have all their wisdom teeth

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Do I have "TOD-A0" to blame for this?

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None of these people are telling me what an asphyx is they can all fuck right off

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Every conversation in England is legally required to include (a) "well come now" and (b) a man named Clive

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I want this carriage to keep circling for 90 minutes

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A car crash so bad, this country village has gone back to horse-drawn carriages entirely.

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Did that horse consent to this arrangement?

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Screenplaay based on an origional idea, not a novel or the like.

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#monsterdon Filmed in Todd AE 35, not CHAD AE 35, or Chet AE 35!!!

Meanwhile, in a Hammer Horror film being made not too far away... #Monsterdon

“The Asphyx: More than a myth. More than a Maybe.”

Their marketing budget skipped B, C, D, and E, and when straight to F.

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@CactuarJoe

Enough with your Pornhub search terms!

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Why is the music so cheery when the shelves are cobwebbed more than a Spirit Haloween? #monsterdon

this movie has already killed me.

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#monsterdon Okay, I'll say it... HOUSEKEEPING!!!

Now the titles, panning over a cobweb-covered lab in sepia tones. With harpsichord.

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Sirens provided by the Doppler corporation. #monsterdon

5..4..3..2..1...GO!

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"All I said was: This halibut is good enough for Take-Majin!"

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Now the kaiju is doing ballet whilst tripping off their tits. Because.
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for a second, i thought that general was gonna vape.

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oh no this isn't a reference to....

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lady's just mad coz she got stuck with the bill.

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A Frenchman kept from a love scene. Tragic.
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That conversation was mad libbed.
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"I finally see the point of letting Italy join the G8." LOLOLOLOLOL

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Hey! When they get ready to kill Guilalad, they oughta catch its Asphyx! and then....

...no. no, that would be a terrible thing to do.

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#Monsterdon The guy with long hair and sunglasses who is commenting on TV around the 25 minute mark is famous cartoonist Jun MIURA.

That was a long, slow, deadly, gruesome walk to explain why a guy survived a car crash.

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@RachelThornSub #monsterdon #WrongAsphyx

ikr the "American President" sounds like he's from northern Europe.

Groovy lava lamp, hakase.

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"Imperial Hakase.... Stop the flow of time!!!"

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angela merkel and sarkozy are just like in-universe versions of themselves but then you have 'president burger' this rocks #monsterdon

Guilala marketable toy acquired quickly.
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Well that was certainly overwrought.

I hope the immortal guinea pig had the best life.

Thanks for sharing your toots everyone, and as always thank you @Taweret !

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Shinzo Abe stand in is a strange voiced little weirdo. Oh political satire of 2008 you are so quaint.
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@phooky many thought it was the rapture but it was just another outage at Asphyx-US-East-2

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@ramsey That was the bit I didn't understand. Sure, he steps out into traffic, but then doesn't get clobbered by a car, he gets sandwiched between 2 that were on an unlikely collision course?

I guess in the context of the film, that's a little absurd to get hung up on, but here we are. 😋

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I kind of liked most of the parts. But they didn’t completely gel: 1870s death fetish, whacky home movies, lush 1950s movie music, 1970s hair, perennially not listening to women. Thanks, @Taweret for the experience 😆 #Monsterdon.

I want kaiju at all international meetings of importance. Immediately.
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@plaidtron3000 this is how I misunderstand how Quantum Non-Location works #Monsterdon

At best, the characters exuded the personal warmth and humanity shown in the very worst of the worst episodes of Space: 1999

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@moira hahahaha

Well, it was right there

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My immortal and everlasting guinea pig.

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#Monsterdon Does anyone know exactly what time the Second movie started? I can’t watch Tubi in Japan and have another source, but I’d like to know how far into the movie you all are right now.

@rebeld Did you watch the rest of the film? 😉

He’s immortal and miserable, as he lives with his guilt, ages, and is not immune to pain. Basically, he’s in hell, so he steps out into traffic. It just sucks that two cars would not be heading straight for each other like that, in real life.

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Just thinking about that immortal guinea pig's adventures throughout the next thousand years, secretly manipulating human history like a benevolent robot... never speaks, but is always in the right place at the right time...

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@bstacey I suppose we might as well assume the crystals are catalysts, that makes as much sense as anything else

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@rebeld I guess the guy who never dies survives the crash. I just had another guy pegged. #Monsterdon

I'm not keeping it on my Jellyfin. 2GB is too much to my poor storage
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@kcarr2015 Did Torchwood teach them nothing! #Monsterdon

So he never finds out that Giles destroyed the combination? At least he has the undead guinea pig for a companion.

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@rebeld

Oh Asphyx, My Asphyx!

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Man, these English butler is really discrete. Something exploded and even then he didn't show up
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I did not BINGO, but only because lil dude strangled old dude instead of punching him. ALAS, ALACK!

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My Asphyx, my Asphyx!

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@nazokiyoubinbou

Guinea pig looks great though, after all these years.

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"Miru Dame!"

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I've got to say, making guinea pigs live forever is pretty cool, though, their lifespans are too short.

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They're just doing the dance for a Tik Tok, y'all

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He done blowed up!

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man imagine they had like actually done a monster lore sequence for the asphyx and did anything with the actual monster at all instead of having it literally be a ghostly 3 second dance loop #monsterdon

We will place you in the dirty window box, where we expect you to DIE.

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@north It's Victorian England, evereything's a murder contraption, including the wallpaper.

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HEARU!!

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Why didn't they use a gas chamber for Christine?

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How many murder contraptions did they have by the end? Just the 3?

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Ok either my flu jab kicked in or this is bat shit. #Monsterdon

@LingLass FORMERLY tubercular. He’s still alive… and now the HHS Secretary. #monsterdon

Hmph. The white rat aged just fine, but the human... not so much.

So... is he dead, or did he just decide to cause an accident for the fun of it?

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx wait wtf

@oli We replaced your magic blue emitter with Folger's Crystals. Can they tell the difference?

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Please don't accidentally set your immortal guinea pig on fire, sir.

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