Rodent's REVENGE #Monsterdon

The Immortal Guinea Pig of Sabotage is the only redeeming feature of this film

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She's now in the afterlife standing around with her dead brother talking about what a total dingus their father is

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No, YOU'VE killed her, playa

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Weird, I guess the immortality didn't do a whole lot for his manners or humility. Shocker. #monsterdon

They weren't able to get ahead of the situation

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whoopsie

LOL

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"I now longer want my ass"

"RELEASE MY ASS!"

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what in the wallace and gromit #monsterdon

This guillotine trick seems like a great idea. What could go wrong. #monsterdon

LMAO Revenge of the Guinea Pig

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ridiculous

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"Okay dad, and don't take this the wrong way, but HOLY SHIT." #monsterdon

You'll have immortal PTSD, dear. :D Because we love you. #monsterdon

a guillotine? WHAT COULD GO WRONG

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lol, "oopps"

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Dude, you're immortal. You can afford the time to help out with your friend's research. You can wait for your daughter to think about things. You're immortal. No more rushing about. Weirdo.

"eeee, eee, revenge shall be mine! vengeance for all the small and furry!" #Monsterdon

Wait they've had a butler this whole time? What does HE think of this stuff? #monsterdon

in this universe, you can't die if you're not afraid

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"the Ass must sense your fear....otherwise it won't appear"

Been there...

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Oh my god are we going to spend the rest of this movie badgering the woman into this shit

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lol, love the cut to the guillotine, the electric chair wasn't enough then ?

Wouldn't poison be better? Less violent?

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@Bluedepth That makes more sense than the leaps of illogic I've heard from this movie.

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try being immortal for like one day to see if there are side effects before forcing your daughter to do it #monsterdon

Sir Hugo is turning into an Aztec Mummy maybe #monsterdon

♫ A little ~maaaaad science~ ♪ :D #Monsterdon

This is their proof?? Telling her after the fact that the coffin was airtight? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe kinky posh fucks... #Monsterdon

when is the ass fix gonna get loose and kill these people #monsterdon

@EmptySet This seems more like an extraction and capture of some death spirit or just suspension of his soul, a kind of synthetic vampire

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"His coffin was airtight."

presses X to doubt

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They really should have anticipated the possibility of someone breaking into the asphyx room at some point during eternity

but given the lack of planning in the rest of this movie, it kinda checks out

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Ok, dude is literally sleeping in a coffin, what even the

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WHY is his ass a DRACULA now??? #monsterdon

Forced Immortalisation, the old british curse....

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Vampires gotta make more vampires, huh daddy :/ #Monsterdon

@strangefour heat death of the universe, what then?!

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Being patronized by men: a timeless experience
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I love how she is debating whether he should be immortal after he has already crossed the threshold and the only other option is to die immediately...

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"I bet her asphyx is HOT" - this dude, probably

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Oh something tells me this lil guy has a much bigger role to play yet. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

You really shouldn't jump in this early on in the early adopter cycle. There's a lot of kinks to work out in the new technology 👻

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C'mon, time for dinner. A little turkey, a little gravy, a little arsenic and a blue spotlight. And a floor show! #Monsterdon

“Snared for eternity”

I don’t think the materials you used are gonna last as long as you think they are

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#monsterdon Just a perfectly normal step-sibbling romance...

Down the stairs slowly now....

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“If I tell you, you must promise to forget.”

WTF?

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"Eternity" or until the water runs out or something happens to the house.

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PIVOT
PIVOT

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OMG they seriously did not think this capture-the-asphyx plan through at all

Planning: F+
Execution: F+

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Think man, think of the power!

There it is.

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I want immortality! Endless lifetimes, with a porkchop-like wound on my face! Is my dream so insane?!

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Prediction: He got his face burned with acid so that when we see who gets pulled out from under the car, we can recognize it's him even though he's 150 years old and looks like a Skesis.

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If they drop the box does the assphix get out and kill the Lord?

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"If I tell you, you must promise to forget everything I've said"

I'm like that when taking directions

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"I've got to absorb your beam into mine!"

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One day I will explain.

Serously, dude's got a lot of 'splainin to do.

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Why he didn't just use the cracker spread he fed the guinea pig instead of electro cooking himself with that complicated rig I will never know #Monsterdon

Nice arsenic-laiden green wallpaper for the bedroom.

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She set a guinea pig free. An albino guinea pig, you know the kind that naturally roam the English countryside. #monsterdon

@diazona @gblues I have seen movies of similar, erm...dramas...

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@Lazarou @gblues At first I thought this would be about everyone's asphyxes (asphyces?) fighting for domination

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Just once I'd like the spotlight to hit a reaper and have it start singing HELLO MAH DARLIN' HELLO MAH HONEY #Monsterdon

What ... what... why did she put the guinea pig... OUTSIDE? in ENGLAND?!

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Sure free the guinea pig, I'm sure he will survive out in the woods

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TEAM GUINEA PIG!

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Immortal guinea pig is still here! I love him.
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Wife walks in to husband and FiL doing this now...

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on the bright side, we're halfway there

on the dark side, there is still half of this movie left

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lol, electric chair is it?

Such a quiet and painless death, good choice!

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anyway hello beautiful lil guinea pig actor, and a very nice job by this actress done in handling you carefully

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@roque

There can be only asphyx!

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Oh boy "what about all the downsides of living forever" jeez you shitheads can you please have a more interesting conversation

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WTF is up with this music?
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The guinea pig can't die? What if you cut off his head? He still won't die? That kinda sucks.

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Mad scientist makes sure he has a proper will.

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I bet Gonzo would love playing the Asphyx

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Summon up my own ass fix?

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~42 minutes left in this movie
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"You have a fever"

Again, that's how far being this cut is to some of y'all

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#monsterdon I see we've entered the Bronx Cheer phase of TB…

#monsterdon #theasphyx1972 *throws acid on the rich dude's face "For the guinea pigs!"

oh actually that's not too bad, what a shitty villain origin story

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I read a SCP Foundation tale about immortalising everyone and I welcome sweet Oblivion after reading that....

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Why is his daughter dressed like Lydia from Beetlejuice?

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Awww, making Ringo get on his hands and knees to clean the floor. Wonder if he has a hole in his pocket or not.

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Extended version:

"GIles...there is somethign I have to tell you. Now is a good a time as any.

"...Giles, have you ever heard of programmer socks?"

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The Brits sure know how to make annoying sounds in their films

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You're lucky that chemical burn didn't make you lose an eye.

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Pretty good horror scene there

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Ah, so my condition is terminal. Allow me to expound upon mortality and my place in world before I bid you goodnight

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There, you see? See how the Asphyx runs out of footage, and reverses? What could it mean?!

"Perhaps it has something to do with the budget, father."

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Speaking of the hungry dead. My movie snack for tonight is a delicious jelly donut. #monsterdon #food

To be fair, this is basically the premise of a lich in D&D.

You capture the soul and put it in a phylactery and become unkillable. You're also a gruesome corpse.

JK-Shall-Not-Be-Named stole the idea in that book about wizards, too.

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Everything is so well lit! #Monsterdon

"Please, Giles, what is this 'ass fix' you and my father go on about?" #monsterdon

@cd0 ...There *are* various tales in classical mythology that more or less match up with that.

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"You're an educated man. A civilized man."

I almost feel bad about killing you! #Monsterdon

@diazona I think you cannot use someone else's ass fix, you have to fix your own ass

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