Oh something tells me this lil guy has a much bigger role to play yet. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

You really shouldn't jump in this early on in the early adopter cycle. There's a lot of kinks to work out in the new technology 👻

#monsterdon #theAsphex

“Snared for eternity”

I don’t think the materials you used are gonna last as long as you think they are

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Just a perfectly normal step-sibbling romance...

Down the stairs slowly now....

#Monsterdon

“If I tell you, you must promise to forget.”

WTF?

#Monsterdon

"Eternity" or until the water runs out or something happens to the house.

#Monsterdon

PIVOT
PIVOT

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

OMG they seriously did not think this capture-the-asphyx plan through at all

Planning: F+
Execution: F+

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Think man, think of the power!

There it is.

#monsterdon

I want immortality! Endless lifetimes, with a porkchop-like wound on my face! Is my dream so insane?!

#Monsterdon

Prediction: He got his face burned with acid so that when we see who gets pulled out from under the car, we can recognize it's him even though he's 150 years old and looks like a Skesis.

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

If they drop the box does the assphix get out and kill the Lord?

#Monsterdon

"If I tell you, you must promise to forget everything I've said"

I'm like that when taking directions

#Monsterdon

Why he didn't just use the cracker spread he fed the guinea pig instead of electro cooking himself with that complicated rig I will never know #Monsterdon

Nice arsenic-laiden green wallpaper for the bedroom.

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

She set a guinea pig free. An albino guinea pig, you know the kind that naturally roam the English countryside. #monsterdon

@diazona @gblues I have seen movies of similar, erm...dramas...

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou @gblues At first I thought this would be about everyone's asphyxes (asphyces?) fighting for domination

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

What ... what... why did she put the guinea pig... OUTSIDE? in ENGLAND?!

#monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Sure free the guinea pig, I'm sure he will survive out in the woods

#Monsterdon

TEAM GUINEA PIG!

#monsterdon

Immortal guinea pig is still here! I love him.
#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Wife walks in to husband and FiL doing this now...

#Monsterdon

on the bright side, we're halfway there

on the dark side, there is still half of this movie left

#Monsterdon

lol, electric chair is it?

Such a quiet and painless death, good choice!

#Monsterdon

anyway hello beautiful lil guinea pig actor, and a very nice job by this actress done in handling you carefully

#Monsterdon

@roque

There can be only asphyx!

#Monsterdon

Oh boy "what about all the downsides of living forever" jeez you shitheads can you please have a more interesting conversation

#Monsterdon

WTF is up with this music?
#Monsterdon

The guinea pig can't die? What if you cut off his head? He still won't die? That kinda sucks.

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Mad scientist makes sure he has a proper will.

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

I bet Gonzo would love playing the Asphyx

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

Summon up my own ass fix?

#monsterdon #TheAsphyx

~42 minutes left in this movie
#Monsterdon

"You have a fever"

Again, that's how far being this cut is to some of y'all

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

#monsterdon I see we've entered the Bronx Cheer phase of TB…

#monsterdon #theasphyx1972 *throws acid on the rich dude's face "For the guinea pigs!"

oh actually that's not too bad, what a shitty villain origin story

#Monsterdon

I read a SCP Foundation tale about immortalising everyone and I welcome sweet Oblivion after reading that....

#Monsterdon #SCPFoundation

Awww, making Ringo get on his hands and knees to clean the floor. Wonder if he has a hole in his pocket or not.

#monsterdon

Extended version:

"GIles...there is somethign I have to tell you. Now is a good a time as any.

"...Giles, have you ever heard of programmer socks?"

#monsterdon

The Brits sure know how to make annoying sounds in their films

#Monsterdon

You're lucky that chemical burn didn't make you lose an eye.

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

Pretty good horror scene there

#Monsterdon

Ah, so my condition is terminal. Allow me to expound upon mortality and my place in world before I bid you goodnight

#Monsterdon

There, you see? See how the Asphyx runs out of footage, and reverses? What could it mean?!

"Perhaps it has something to do with the budget, father."

#Monsterdon

Speaking of the hungry dead. My movie snack for tonight is a delicious jelly donut. #monsterdon #food

Everything is so well lit! #Monsterdon

"Please, Giles, what is this 'ass fix' you and my father go on about?" #monsterdon

@cd0 ...There *are* various tales in classical mythology that more or less match up with that.

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

"You're an educated man. A civilized man."

I almost feel bad about killing you! #Monsterdon

@diazona I think you cannot use someone else's ass fix, you have to fix your own ass

#Monsterdon

omg a female character. Will she be given any dialogue #monsterdon

So as long as your ass-fix is trapped in a wooden box you can't die.

Uh sure, makes total sense.
#monsterdon

At work, but I'll definitely be watching The Asphyx later.

#monsterdon

"finding your husband's porn"

#Monsterdon

"You have a fever. And the only cure is MORE ASPHYX. Or cowbell. One or the other of those."

#monsterdon

The budget on this is so bizarrely huge, the sets in particular are really over the top lol #monsterdon #theasphyx

Great. An immortal rodent.

#Monsterdon

Temu Frankenstein #monsterdon

i wonder what the guinea pig is doing...

#monsterdon

"I got me a ghost."

#monsterdon

Why is he doing any of this? The MFer needs a job or something. #monsterdon

Apparition is a good word I don't use enough

#monsterdon

tormenting supernatural creatures is also very on form for the Upper Class

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧐🏡🤵‍♂️ 💀 👻 🧴 😱

seriously f*** this guy and save this guinea pig!

Never mind if this man kills the guinea pig I take back what I said about "he can live"

#Monsterdon

Dead Man's Asphyx is my favorite album by Marillion

#Monsterdon

Where. Are. The Women? #monsterdon

@paco Maybe he's trying to accelerate his velocity into heaven?

#Monsterdon

When you look into the Asphyx, the Asphyx looks back into you!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "The hanged man's ass, it saw me!"

I think I'm a bit behind everyone because I got the super special version of the movie with extra low-quality scenes of the guy that looks like JG Thirlwell arguing with his dad

#Monsterdon

Planning: A
Execution: F+

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

When he says he wants to keep the moving images for his own private purposes… #Monsterdon

...and then right afterwards Dr. Frankenstein can harvest the brain #monsterdon

oooo, cool effect

#Monsterdon

enough already with the mansplaining!!! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 This is like Pet Sematary. People are going to start dying left and right just to feed the Asphyx. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it #monsterdon

"Show people the revolting acts" is the name of my new NSFW Peertube instance

#Monsterdon

the death Muppet better show up at the hanging

#monsterdon

So what do we think, can someone get punched by a tree branch

for bingo purposes

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

every one of those spectators would vote ReformUK

#Monsterdon

And we just name-dropped the name of the film! With a quiet musical accompaniment, no less!

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

nice anti-death penalty theme there....

#Monsterdon

Ass-fix #Monsterdon

Okay he told me what an asphyx is he can live

#Monsterdon

"Greek mythology" do you hear yourself?

Also, don't we use the term "psychopomp"?

#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

"They called it…the Asphyx."

That's the name of the show

#Monsterdon

zzz

#Monsterdon

Light flute music, acting as counterpoint to the pathos of the scene.

Because fuck you.

#monsterdon #TheAsphyx

@apLundell #monsterdon

To be fair, if you gave them all laptops....

I think I heard the water is "black as paint" not night? Mods?

#monsterdon

aww leave him to his ghost photos, the man has to grieve...

#Monsterdon

@roque So realistic.
#monsterdon

the smudge is a great stripper name
#monsterdon

And that's why you don't go in the water, even a stream you can stand up in, if you can't swim. #monsterdon

Lmao WHAT the HELL

They couldn't possibly have picked a less scary location to film "and then two able-bodied adults die in a rowboat accident"

There was barely a branch over the river! There's no way that woman drowned in 2 feet of water!!

#Monsterdon

THE SMUDGE! Out out damn smudge!
#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx