Chickn in a biskit

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Who was going to open that door if she didn’t show up at the right time? #Monsterdon

so the muppet cant get out through the lil window in the box?

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Tonight’s film should be dubbed #wrongghostbusters.

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx so this movie is just that "there's an immortal snail that if it touches you, you die" meme

So when's the part when the Victorian Energy Dept demands to see the containment grid #monsterdon

Give him a great big hug girl!

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I feel like they should have planned better about trapping that asphyx.

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Asphyx hates the spotlight, because of its severe stage fright

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SHE CANNAE TAKE ANY MORE, CAPTAIN!

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I do like the little mini coffins
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He be doin a Bruce Lee exercise session

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True story. I've had this movie on a drive for a while just waiting to get around to watching it. Let's just say i'm eager to free up that space. #monsterdon

these two suffer from severe a-charisma #monsterdon

I think her objection is valid dude, no need to slap her....what ARE you doing to her father?!

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This is getting waaaay too kinky.

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This was a poorly thought out experiment..

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@ricci i would watch that series of movies and the spinoff tv show and animated series

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Wow, that death asphyx puppet ain't too bad for being scary looking!

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"combination lock"
Nope, never can be opened.

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hoping for mahoosive storm to fry them both. Piggo is in charge of the household, roll credits.
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Zoom-o-vision with the Asphyx!

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Ma’am, that albino animal is CLEARLY domesticated and shouldn’t be wandering on its own all over rural England #Monsterdon

also, yeah, not sure why he thought it would be a good idea to be in charge of controlling the voltage while he was dying, but i guess none of the rest of this movie has made sense, so why not.

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so you just happen to own a chair with a bunch of straps on it huh

for reasons huh

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Every time they wear the green aprons I wonder how the Starbucks strikes are going

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“Otherwise, you will not have time to fix my ass—I mean, contain my asphyx.”

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"to contain my asphyx"

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METHODOLOGY Section 3.4 part 2. We constructed a chair....

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@CactuarJoe I hope so! #Monsterdon

If only the guinea pig took some killing lessons from the rabbitt in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. #Monsterdon

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Immortal guinea pig was finally destroyed by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

guinea pig finna go like Carpenter's The Thing.

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#monsterdon I left my Leeeeever in Los Angle-eeeeese

I guess this is where we find out how bad the guinea pig will be, hoping for Pet Sematary shit

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wait the guinea pig's alive? #monsterdon

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awww, there's the little immortal guinea pig!

guinea pig's the best actor in the movie #monsterdon

there's every chance the guinea pig they used for this movie is dead now 😞

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YES immortal guinea pig sighting

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First a guinea pig, now a man. They are sure following some kind of scientific method here. A crazy one, sure...
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We'll seal off my ass sticks in here.

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Wait, why did he burn his face with acid?

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"I have spent much time praying for guidance."

Yeah, Jesus spent HOURS last night telling me all the ways he thinks I should die! He must REALLY love me. #Monsterdon

Are you ready for the death you've chosen, douchey-man? #monsterdon

"But why immortality?" this is the most unimaginative guy ever. why the fuck do you think

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"I will summon my ass...."

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I would like to know what that immortal guinea pig is doing now. I would like to snuggle him and give him a treato

It’s just the soul of an undead rodent in that box dear. Don’t worry yourself, dear. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

@Crazypedia That's the moral of every story. Just like every monster movie is a real estate film.

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That’s why I ALWAYS store my acid in a sippy cup

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I want to convalesce in a victorian bedroom and someone brings me food and tea on trays and tells me I must take it easy

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@Taweret asphyx color indicates wifi signal strength to hell #monsterdon

That man dying of tuberculosis was my favorite character so far.

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leaving cups of acid just sitting around in open containers?
OHSA violation
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ah, so this dude with the scar (i don't know anyone's name in this drivel) is the guy who """survived""" the car crash?

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#monsterdon Only the finest lung crud, but soon you'll die and we'll get our filming on!

Ahh, kill the dying man, create phylactery, and immortality awaits.

I feel like my 21st century attention span sees the payoff coming a LONG MILE AWAY now, so let's just get there, please.

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@bstacey everyone gets their own personal Assphix and if it's trapped then you can't die #Monsterdon

Dude is real chill about having terminal tuberculosis. #monsterdon

somehow the sick dude is less disturbing than the other

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Wow, with the zooms. This got a lot more Twin Peaks The Return than I was expecting #monsterdon

His soul screams like a guinea pig 🐹 #monsterdon #theAsphex

why is it green now? wasn't it blue before?

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#Monsterdon Well, that escalated quickly.

Not gonna lie, I like the attitude of Poor Experiment Guy. “I can’t stop what y’all are gonna do with me, so I’m gonna be stoic. But I’m not gonna pretend y’all are doing me this huge favor.”

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx i wonder what the asphyx, greek spirit of death, is up to

#monsterdon "Right as rat by morning"???

why is only the woman dressed in mourning #monsterdon

So much for that Liberal Arts Degree

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx she's goth now, she dresses in all black because the world is dark and nothing is real but death

Like Waiting for Godot except it's Waiting for the Ass Fix #Monsterdon

Damn, poor guy's got an ugly asphyx #monsterdon

A true englishman snores like a horse, the nobility rests in the PHBTBTBTBTH #Monsterdon

"The one with the Asphyx seems to be the dominant one!"

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I got the characters so confused I thought the girl in the black mourning gown was all of a sudden in a relationship with the guy from the work house.

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#monsterdon There's always Tuberculosis! MORE KLEENEX!

for a not fed guinea pig it doesn't look too hungry
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The guinea pig is unimpressed by the Light Booster light. However, we have captured a screaming Asphyx.

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Oh he's going to heck for sure! You don't murk an adorable little guinea pig! #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

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and why is he eating chips?

"you've got tuberculosis"
*pours another drink*

first reasonable thing i've seen anybody do this entire movie.

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I hope the immortal guinea pig escapes and midnight assassinates this guy for poisoning it.
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If they trapped the Asphyx, does that now mean nobody can die?

Or does every living thing have its own individual Asphyx?

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Wow, that might be the nicest depiction I've ever seen of a victorian "work house".

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don't worry coughing man, you'll be immortal soon #monsterdon

bro what does it take to get banned from places in victorian england this guy should not just be able to walk into the shelter and kidnap a guy #monsterdon

Not only will we not get him a doctor, we'll hasten his death. Welcome it! Because we're the good guys in this film!

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You have a fever. How do you feel about cameras and guinea pigs?

#monsterdon Now this is become a deliriously warped version of Ghostbusters.

"Well get your ass fixed and it will be fine"

"My what what?"

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Oh, now he's going to record a murder. First video evidence at trial right?
Unless that also makes him an accessory to said murder.

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Wifey is going to die, isn't she?

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i hope those science bros get severe groin thrush for life
poor wee fluffy
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Give me a second, I just need to suffocate this dying worker.

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Ohhh this is silly. Silly. Silly. Silly. #monsterdon

"Do you realize what we've done?"

"Yes, we've committed an unspeakable crime against the natural order."

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I could do without the animal torture screams.

"I know what I'm doing."

#FamousLastWords

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Literacy will be punished

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