What is UP with these Victorian Gentlemen and coming up with novel ways to die? #Monsterdon

"release your asphix" is a metaphor for farting

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so if you're trying to guillotine someone but don't want to actually kill them, make sure there are no guinea pigs in the room

that's the message of this film

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They interned her in two coffins, one big, and one about the size of a bowling bag

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Honey, I Guillotined The Kids!

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This movie is an allegory about AI, isn't it?

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Guinea pig is plotting to kill them all.
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I kinda like the walking camera focused on the floor bit.

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GUINEA PIG! AHAHAHAHHAHA!
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I don’t think they’re really thinking anything through.

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"Then we have an evening together." Yep, just me, my undead father, and my undead guinea pig. Whom I love very much.

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#monsterdon ah, the charming "Guillotine Scene Theme from The Asphyx"

why did they switch to guillotine which is way faster with even less wiggle room?

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He's going to kill his own daughter will a guillotine?

What a bunch of shit

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lol the arthritis ad I just got gives a clue to what might happen during an eternal lifetime

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@apLundell it's not scients if you're not trying different theories

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There was an earlier conversation about there being a spring in the other vault (!) that would provide endless water. One would still think that the crystals would be consumed - I may have fallen asleep during that part of the discussion.

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@samsagreg The Asphyx is just the psychopomp. The scientist is Asphyx's monster.

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What is it that upsets you specifically "My dress is way too awesome for this movie" #monsterdon

I can see why the suffragettes got violent with all this Patriarchy going on.....

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Fuck you AND your teacup #monsterdon

Whats wrong honey? Why wont you commit to spending ETERNITY WITH ME right NOW? #monsterdon

Yeah, see? Victorian Man seeing his daughter as his property, that he can demand and control what happens to her body. Thank god HE'S immortal. :/ #Monsterdon

Is there, like, a water cooler down here or something?

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Lights! Camera! Ass fix!

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"Now take the straps and fasten them. Across my thighs and across my chest."

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Not having enough people to work the light and the box is the most avoidable "oversight" ever

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@Lazarou Tolkien Elf-style immortality is arguably the best kind.

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He cannot die. And we'll never inherit. Shit... #monsterdon

ugh, posh people talking to each other....it drains me....

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An asphyx could be a sort of psychopomp; a Slavic version was called an 'upir', which is considered a linguistic predecessor of 'vampir'—I can't help but wonder if there's a version of the upir legend in which the psychopomp, having escorted the old soul out, gets tempted to possess the corpse….

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@binford2k #monsterdon

Well it establishes that the whole family is kinda weird.

like how do you even know what the death Muppet can and can't do? its a death muppet

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It’s coffin shaped!? #Monsterdon

If the experiment goes wrong you'll just be tried for murder. No biggie. #monsterdon

It could like, make investments in, I dunno, carrots, that pay of 100000% over hundreds off years and it could become the richest guinea pig in history and we could learn what the ramifications of that would be for guinea pig society

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Sick Hugh Jackman is stealing the show

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"There is nothing to fear" he said, being strapped into the Electric Chair

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Here I will warm you between my breasts

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@gblues lol "there can be only one!" #Monsterdon

@flowerpot

"helps the medicine go down"

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What form of death have I chosen?

Why Asphyxiation of course!

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@wulfric #monsterdon

Plus he got to attack his wealthy tormentor.

we're going to get a monster at some point right? #monsterdon

'If you like Hammer Horror, but complained about all that cleavage, try "The Asphyx".'

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It's God's will if it works and it's God's will if it doesn't work

More accurate church logic

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"So either way it's God's fault and not mine! C'mon, let's go murder me! :D" #Monsterdon

Oh so it sounds like a guinea pig being tortured even if it's the ass-fix of a human? #monsterdon

Did the sick man realize what was going on? Is that why he threw the acid in the doctor’s face?

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"Within my grasp to trap a man's ass....."

That's what I heard

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Why was the dead guy given something caustic anyway?

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Oh, how cure, she's making friends with the cute undead hamster. And, she got bit.

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#monsterdon My name is Giles, and I have a problem with split ends. My hair? It's actually a tranquilized chinchilla.

Tuberculosis, not contagious at all

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"We're doing weird things with guinea-pigs. And filming it!"

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Suffering with the extended cut - he has only just now asked for a guinea pig.

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Good news, Victorian ghostbusters! The E.P.A. doesn’t exist yet!

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MORE DILITHIUM CRYSTALS!!! #monsterdon

oh the science just went over my head must be my gender #monsterdon

You know it’s a British monster because it sounds like a teapot.

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"That guinea pig can't die!"

Now THAT's Victorian science! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon We'll make a fortune on unkillable guinea pigs!

Muppet reaper is adorable :3 #Monsterdon

okay there is a rodent

now I'm interested again

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The British Upper class love killing animals, this is very on form for them....

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...Is there a Death of Guinea Pigs? #Monsterdon

is this movie going to go in a ghostbusters direction!?!?!? #monsterdon

Ok now look dead.

HAHHAHAHA. Stop no not that funny.
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"Good grief!"

The spirit of Lucy's football! #Monsterdon

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#monsterdon There's an entire scene from Blazing Saddles that is really applicable right now. “The horse too? That's rough!” ;)

Yeah pulling on his legs will _definitely_ help him survive

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Wait, how did they see that? I missed what was being done with the lighting.

Also, uh, botched execution 😬

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Ah another insert! Technobabble!

It smells pretty repugnant! It's some kind of Undoubted Acid?!

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It's called the Ghost Tingler, or sometimes referred to as the Asphyx.

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🎶 The Asphyx is a lonely child
who's waiting by the park
The Asphyx is in charge of finding
treasure in the dark🎶

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I picked the right weekend to watch the new Frankenstein, this has elements of that.

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"This isn't science!"

Hey, parapsychology is a totally legitimate science! Like cryptozoology! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Fantastic.

I have seen some stupid deaths in movies... 🤦‍♂️😆

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@Louisa Ahh but the leeches ate her

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"Water is black as night" in a river? It's not the Thames, the water should not be that dark.

(also that looks more like a pond than a river)

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LOL that was so realistic #monsterdon

Weirs are fucking dangerous though...

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@jivens

Could have been Monty Python

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@Terencio

They need to cover RObert Powell in goo and burn him alive first

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I was promised a Death Muppet in the trailer

I want the Death Muppet

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Keep filming!!!

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If only they'd used the same camera for these shots...

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getting tired of watching rich people enjoy life, when does someone fall in the river

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Chekhov’s smudge

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"I'm not very good at that, am I?"

uh oh, self-aware characters

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This reminds me of when it looked like scientists had discovered neutrinos moving faster than light, except that it's analogous to the imaginary version of events everyone thought was happening, i.e. "hey everyone we found something physically impossible", instead of the version that actually happened, which was "our experiment probably screwed up and we don't know why"

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Mason, don't worry about your sister. (I'll take care of her)

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March is not a good month for river shenanigans

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*Now* I get the thumbprint on the slide comment.

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"check your privilege" - these dudes, surprisingly

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@georgieboy You people have souls? *confused kid meme voice*

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The smudge is a hallucination put there by the AI post-processor.

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If the Asphyx is supposed to kill these people I hope it shows up soon. #monsterdon