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But Sir what's his what could easily release his own asphyx! He doesn't need Giles to do it!

How did the guinea pig get back into the cage?

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The dad's reluctance to install safety features....

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RELEASE MY ASPHYX

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You can sorta un-electrocute a person or at least turn off the electricity, you can't un-behead them

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@moira

FREE YOUR ASS

and your phyx will follow!

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Again...why the theatrics HE COULD'VE USED THE CRACKER SPREAD #Monsterdon

I wish Noel Fielding was my butler

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I wonder… can his asphyx Christina?

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx chekov's gerbil :D

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i forgot to mention: how come they capture the asphyx in a tiny coffin?

Does he still eat? Does he take tea? Was that coffin comfortable to sleep in? Does this mean he doesn't breath anymore? #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

So many questions.

Smoking! We have a cigar!

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Eat them. Put them in their mouth. They're so blue
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Yes, really your ass fix.

Fix the asses of the world.

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so giles's big plan is to kill himself, thus taking the combo with him, thus damning his father/father-in-law to eternal guilty suffering? bro.

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@allanb R.I.Pcs #monsterdon

I want to see an alternate cut of this with all the "-phyx"es removed #monsterdon #theasphyx

On second thought maybe she's thankful to be rid of Giles. She's probably already dating

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lel he's British nobility, he dosn't have to explain anything

some of you are ahead of me, but I see where this is going anyway.

"We've made sure that nothing can go wrong."

#FamousLastWords (hers, apparently)

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@jonny for scientists these guys are not really very into experimentation

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"release your asphix" is a metaphor for farting

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Curious how you explain that to the coroner
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The wise guinea pig will put a stop to this nonsense #monsterdon

The daughter seems... unconvinced.

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So despite having tested electrocution successfully they're switching to a guillotine? Yeah that'll end well. #monsterdon

they had no idea that being decapitated and immortal wouldn't have worked out, it could have just been fine, just stitch it back on #monsterdon

So, uhm... No one is ever going to... you know... investigate? Because I mean, that was actually murder. Like literal murder.

I wonder if you actually live to be 200 if they'll actually let you out after a 100 year sentence?

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The Folgers challenge but for booster crystals #monsterdon

any mineral that blue feels either toxic or radioactive...

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Why is he in a coffin instead of his bed? Oh - you were performing an experiment, seeing if he would suffocate (Asphyxiate! Ha, ha!) in the airtight coffin.

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@hollie *groan*

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OK, so what do those crystals do anyway? I missed that plot point

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So, they put Hugo in a coffin to prove a point?
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The guinea pig is named "Hugo"?

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By the way, this movie hasn’t passed the Bechdel test. Just FYI

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“Right then. Back to science, shall we?”

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Y'know, even in Victorian England I'm _pretty fucking sure_ cutting off your daughter's head with a home guillotine would've prompted _some_ sort of inquiry.

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Did they chisel her name in the sarcophagus when she was born, or did they rush a guy in today to do it?
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I demand they kick each other in the nuts now until the film ends.
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Her head is very neatly propped on her corpse. How nice.

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You can't really blame the guinea pig for this, it was such a bananas idea from the start #monsterdon

@hollie SIR dingus #monsterdon

The monster of the movie is becoming more and more clear. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

The Immortal Guinea Pig of Sabotage is the only redeeming feature of this film

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"I am not tired, merely impatient!"

You slept in an airtight coffin, motherfucker. This is not healthy behavior.

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Well that's something EVERYONE could have predicted. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

I'm sure you could've sewn her head back on and let her heal. She was immortal after all.

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Wait, I like the guinea pig too #monsterdon

why did we use a guillotine again instead of the chair we had already used successfully?

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The piggy knows. The piggy knows their crimes against the natural order must be stopped.

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Oh so NOW you think immortality is a mistake??? #Monsterdon

So, no one is concerned about the long term impact on the psyche of keeping the soul in a box indefinitely? #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

aaaaoooooohhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhhyyeeeeeuuuuuuggghoooooooeeeee #monsterdon #theasphyx

This is a smart idea...for those two idiots.
Na even for them this is dumb.
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YESSSS the guinea pig is back lakdjflkadjlfkjldkfjlakjdlkfajdlkfjla

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Of course she is afraid of living with you, creepy Giles, You watched her father toast.
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So, uhm... If the guillotine works... Even if she becomes immortal, she's going to be a headless body or a bodyless head...

Or both?

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OMG! The guinea pig is going to chew through the water hose.

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Specifically and precisely explain your trauma, right now. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

The combination was correct horse battery staple #monsterdon

Hang on, if the asphyx needs to sense your fear to appear than what about all the people who die while unconscious?

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx turning down research grants? definitely mad scientist

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory would like its soundtrack back #Monsterdon

And he was from then on known as Immortan Hugo!

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I'm not interested in the next part.
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"As a precaution..."

Right, this bloke is the living embodiment of caution

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This is a waste of a good guillotine.

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Before I tried to turn myself immortal, I'd do a few further tests. Like, do injuries heal, or are you just in pain forever? This is basic "forgot to ask for eternal youth" stuff.

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Oh suuuure, we're dropping a guillotine on your neck but "nothing can go wrong"

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@jonny sweet romantic guillotine music #monsterdon

"I'll do whatever makes you happy, father"

"Christina you must TRY to understand what compels me!!"

Dude! You refused to tell her what you're doing or answer any of her questions!!

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I love a romantic guillotine scene.

"Then we have an evening together." Yep, just me, my undead father, and my undead guinea pig. Whom I love very much.

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Whoever designed death in this movie really should have learned something about fail-safe vs fail-secure systems

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Ah yes the soothing 'lay down on the guillotine' music #monsterdon #theasphyx

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is her immortal self gonna have to tote her noggin around in a handbag then?

test it on giles first???? or don't change up the method to use a guillotine at the last second??? what the hell is going on with the music? #monsterdon

They’re gonna freaking guillotine her??? What the heck????

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This family has a real fiancee fetish #Monsterdon

@Taweret Sure seems that way!

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I have a bad feeling about this...
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Were décolleté outfits like that period correct? #Monsterdon

I regret they killed the only character I liked #monsterdon

I love that they're just going all "oh goodie, let's kill each other and become immortal now!"

I mean... Couldn't they just, you know, wait until later to kill each other even? Like why does it have to be right now?

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yeah she's 100% gonna die

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"The asphyx must sense your fear!"

What about people who die in their sleep? or by surprise?

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#Monsterdon But the guillotine plan was flawless! How could this have happened!?

seriously tho why they keep picking these awful ways to kick the bucket
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welp #monsterdon

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ok this is truly a stupid idea

A guillotine?

what?

WAT!!?

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This should have been titled "What could possibly go wrong: The Movie" #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

so she's gonna die right

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for the eternity? I doubt. Somewhere on time the place will be destroyed by someone build a trump tower or someshit like that, and that asphyx will be pissed.
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"You must allow me to immortalize you"
"But I'm scared--"
"Unless you overcome your fears there will be no marriage."

"I'll not allow you to force her into anything!"

I mean the scar was really superfluous, we knew who the mad scientist was all along.

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“Beloved Anna” So now she is remembered #Monsterdon

Yes, but how long do they have to keep watering the asphyx crystals? #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

hell yeah time to decapitate some aristocrats
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