WHy did the two cars crash into him?
IS THE GUINEA PIG FINE!?
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He looks like shit but the guinea pig looks GREAT!
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Gleeeeeeeeennnnnn-daaaaaaaaaale! [shakes fist]

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Oh, let's kill ourselves via a third method, to add the aspect of randomness to this Science that is so characteristic of its true nature.

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ok, I guess I know how the opening worked now at least

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@jonny@neuromatch.social it was supposed to be the combination of the crypt so we could release his asterix and die #monsterdon #theAsphex

And, of course, we put he prettied-up, decapitated corpse in a glass-topped coffin. To make Giles feel better.

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Oh, so this was a prequel to Ben (1972)

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piggy aged a lot better than our protagonist did #monsterdon

He never opened Giles’s letter, but had he done so, he would have found it to say, “LOL! Suck it!”

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Why is he wearing a potato skin on his face?
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This movie had potential in the first ten minutes or so, and it was completely squandered #Monsterdon

It's your 1972 Razzie winner for Worst Makeup!

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MY ASS FIX

MY ASS FIX

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hope he never forgets to pay the water bill
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The guinea pig went to America where better science was conducted.

Guinea pig lives! LIVES FOREVER!
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I had hopes that between the fiancee, the daughter, and the maidservant we were going to get a Bechdel pass but if we did I didn't notice it #monsterdon

#1 adopted son is blown to smithereens, but pops somehow is not only alive (expected), but unscathed (inconceivable.)

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I stand corrected. After a huge explosion that he was practically dead center in, one sleeve has a bit of scorching and a small tear.

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what was in the envelope??? #monsterdon

"You can't kill me, Guiles. Nobody can kill me. Ever."

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The Cunningham line must continue. Happy Days!

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Kind of a shame Giles didn't manage to blow up the asphyx vault while he was at it

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Me: "Apparently, there's a guillotine."

Mr. Blue: "That's not good!"

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Technically speaking, he didn't kill him, he killed himself (such pronouns)

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Ooooohhhhh thanks for the clarification Bob #monsterdon #theasphyx

That was a most pathetic, “I’ve killed you. I’ve killed you, too.”

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24 years old??? shes an old maid!!!
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The Asphlode.

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I feel like there should be a penalty for filmmakers who end their films with whiplash like that. Class action suit or something. #Monsterdon

Uhhhh #monsterdon #theasphyx

Keep shouting about instead of lifting the lid.

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Somebody to go post that safe to Reddit. We'll get an open in no time.
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Now we see why there was so much dusty rubbish in the credits #Monsterdon

@Terencio

🤣

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.... k

g'night and thanks
#monsterdon

boom
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Of course he has a gas chamber.

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so alright its poetic justice or whatever until the closing credits have a "oh we can just break through doors" montage #monsterdon

congratulations! you're now officially a serial killer!

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im actually really suprised at the lack of music throughout this movie.
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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
  👻 💀 TRIVIAPHYX 👻 💀

Terry Rossio (scriptwriter) remade The Asphyx as a short film called "Laboratory Conditions" with Marisa Tomei, Minnie Driver and Paulo Costanzo. It's about 17 minutes long and linked below.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N25e4Ss34Q

wouldn't be monsterdon without and explosion

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did my file cut out, i...???

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oh no my video ended!! :(

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That's not Oxygen!
. . .
AHAHAHAH! BOOM!
Okay I guess it was Oxygen.
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The maid's like OH FER CRISSAKES NOW I HAVE THIS TO CLEAN UP

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@Terencio

SNUSNU!

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Oh, that guinea pig, though!

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Ironically inside the envelope the "combination" was just a piece of paper saying "Eff you dumbass!" #monsterdon

@allanb @Taweret it's the spice of death!
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I feel like trying a new murder method every single time is a mistake.

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So no one else is asking why she lost her head?

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"From Beyond" meets "Flatliners"/"The Frighteners"

…meets Grand Guignol.

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The blue crystals produce light that traps an Asphyx? Let's substitute white crystals instead! I'm sure that will work just fine!

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Wait this was in The OA wasn't it #monsterdon

@Taweret

It keeps the movie interesting...

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"I want to marry Guiles." Right there in the subtitles, a Freudian slip. Knew they had something going on.

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It has to be from Paris to be called a guillotine. Otherwise its just sparkling deheaditation

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in case you weren't paying attention three minutes ago, when he said these things.

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Didn't we see this on Fear Factor?

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note in the envelope probably reads:
"haha you stink"
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Dad's definitely in a good state to engage in an intentionally fatal experiment everyone survives, no question about it.

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#Monsterdon #TheAsphyx the real monster is the hubris we made along the way

A guillotine? Oh this movie is going places!

Sir Hugo, you nincompoop!🤦‍♂️

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@nazokiyoubinbou @Somarasu https://xkcd.com/242/

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was Giles vaporised?

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oh no!

anyway

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Ok he's flirting now?
What.
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In the envelope is only a drawing of a middle finger.

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#monsterdon We’ve spared no expense!!!

Hey, his waistcoat's immortal too! Not a scratch. #Monsterdon

lol, Giles is in heaven now, honey.

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Fatalities: 2 men, 1 camera tripod

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the best revenge is…dying well?

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@Taweret Huge basements and personal guillotines were hallmarks of the era.

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@Somarasu Why would you want to use the thing that already was confirmed working when you can keep trying new things that may or may not get you wrecked in ways that you'll regret for literal eternity?

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@hollie Plenty of older men in the afterlife

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His supposed immortality! We don’t even have much proof of it besides one night’s sleep in an “airtight” coffin. #Monsterdon https://lingo.lol/@amyfou/115642137918714692

He done blowed hisself up #monsterdon

So wait what? He's going through all this effort to make Hugo kill him but not become immortal? Huh?
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@Taweret

He ordered the guillotine from... The Sharper Image!

Thank you, I'm here all eternity FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RELEASE MY ASPHYX!!!!!

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I wonder if either of them wrote down their process so they can call this science or if it's just doing stuff again. #monsterdon #theAsphex

#monsterdon FOLGERS CRYSTALS?!?

Keep your Ass-Sphinx I'll stick with Sphinx Ass. #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx

So, are they going to make sure that the guinea pig is in a cage this time?

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Okay, I died laughing....

That was....

Guinea pig WON THE MOVIE

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@CactuarJoe #monsterdon

The clothes are nice tho!

I hope the ass fix has gone full cat. Refuses to come out of the den. I fits! Not moving hiss!
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@starkraving666 When CC steals the show! #Monsterdon #TheAsphyx1972

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so what stupid method are they gonna try to use to get the asphyx to show THIS time?

Why does he have to TOUCH all the chemicals?

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Oh god, that who scene is just such a bodice-ripper cliche ... finding your fiancee in the bedroom alone with another (strange) man ...

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I would think that after seeing your fiancee die the last thing you'd want is immortality

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@amyfou gotta make sure giles gets that immortal guilt too

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Ohhhhh guinea pig, nooooo! Hhahahaha!!

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@msh #monsterdon

They were out of dip.

secret is dad's been immortal the whole time and he just enjoys raising families to fuck with their heads

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Is it worth the trouble to get Ass-phyxed? #Monsterdon