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The nurse has the same color and style of hair as Iris. This is a world in which all wimmen are redheads I guess

The filthiest biolab in America
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Colored liquids in test tubes! We must be in a lab!

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Ahh!! MORE GREEN JELL-O!

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@diazona Just give Sam a better gun, and ditch the other two.

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@steter The giant spider bat clawed alien thing was worth it.
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"3 CCs."
"Of what?"
"JUST 3 CCs DAMMIT!"
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@ottaross 😂

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"Three CCs"

(it doesn't matter of what)

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I'm sure the Martian wanted to warn them about their car insurance expiring

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Slap him

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I say we let Tom's amoeba infection run its course – like for science and stuff.

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@strangefour I feel cheated #Monsterdon

Just CUT OFF THE ARM. Good grief. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Msg from Mars: Drink more Ovaltine. #monsterdon

Chekov's oxygen meter never mattered in the end...
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Yeah, lady, we want the movie over too.

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She's worried this is going to reflect badly on her continued employment #monsterdon

If my arm were that encrusted with tiberium, I'd amputate it, but it'd probably be too late.

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Green Slime cinematic universe tie in.
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Wonder where she stashed the body?

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behold, proto-Sigourney Weaver #monsterdon

"Everybody's dead, Iris."

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11 minutes left.
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Professor finally got sick of Hasselhoff Bogart baring his chest and decided to check out.

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This ships's panels looks like a big telephone station.
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Ad 3 of 6 😖

This must be a hot item on Tubi

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They kind of skipped over the part about what the alien told her to remember, huh?

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I think I was meant to feel something here. Well, something other than relief.
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@bunnyhero To be fair, she had good reasons #monsterdon

Love the spinning eyeball. The bat spider was a fun chimera, but this squelching monster is truly alien.

Even better, it ate one of them!

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lol, I hope Tom is goo now...

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Martian's voice was so hot it made Irish swoon.
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No one knew he had a fatal case of being old and that it would kill him on the way back from Mars.

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So, one dead by kaiju amoeba, and one by heart attack.

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@klu9 Oh good point, I missed that parallel entirely!

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The Professor calls her "Iris?" Okay, I like him better than the other two guys now #monsterdon

"the acceleration pressure"

...died via G-Forces?

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the ship

out of danger?

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No I said listen carefully and remember! Don't pass ou— ah dammit

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Three-eye bug man has a message! Which Iris doesn't remember because she fainted.

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@cs uh maybe its to scan for flying predators. #monsterdon

@Lazarou That's how astronauts get green jello disease, everyone knows that #monsterdon

So their radar works on audio frequency?

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My Angry Red Eardrum #monsterdon

I would like a word with the sound designer
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Too...much....sciencing. #Monsterdon

@gnomon

And a few years after Godzilla, an enormous monster rising out of the water

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Iris is the only one who's not deaf

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okay, so the actors get to cover their ears. the rest of us will just have to shift our headphones off our ears. yikes.

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Where did they find this video of my colonoscopy?

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@paco if they're cold you're cold, bring them inside

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“That’s it! Electric shock!”

“But how are you going to get to it to electrocute it?”

“I’ll just open the door, and show it my hairy chest.”

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I am on Team Amoeba.

@Configures reverse the polarity! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Cable Access Channel"

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So they can watch Wayne's World?

@amyfou LOL hahaha

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"What is your plan, Tom?"

Tom: "I'm going to detonate the ship."

"Hmmm... what other options do we have?"

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I mean. I hate it when I have a creature clogging my thrust chamber...

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Tom's shirt is open because this movie was made for drive-ins... where people could simply roll down their windows to throw up

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Tom's been drinking right

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You know, a... meteor bumper.

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So the Mars fauna is without a nervous system, but the flora have nervous systems?

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I feel like this scene would be much improved if that guy would just BUTTON HIS GODDAMN SHIRT!!!

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A force field so powerful it only affects the ship and not the people inside?

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We'll just energize the technobabulator. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Electrify the hull! Just like Star Trek! #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon The belly of the beast.

You need ivermectin!

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How do evolutionary biologists explain that spinning eye? #Monsterdon

and do up your damn shirt!

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#monsterdon Your dials are shot. You aren't moving because you didn't turn the ignition. LIKE A MAN. You'll next go faffing on about having the road atlas and reading it upside down!

electrify the hull

ELECTRIFY THE HULL

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Don't imitate the Blob movie. You do not have anywhere near as fun of a soundtrack.
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just like the writers of this movie.

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...unicellular? at THAT size?!

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He faded to blob. #monsterdon

Ick

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I love this monster for eating Sam.

So everyone, The Blob next week, then?

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BYE SAM

look!

IT'S TRI-COLOR FOAMING WAX!

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#Monsterdon oh no, it ate Sammy!

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Who wants coffee?

"...look! We're inside a washing machine!"

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ah man why do you have to kill the only likeable character first, now we're stuck with these other assholes?

I mean, he did have the Very Annoying Gun so I guess that counts for something

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Is it just me, or did that seem entirely avoidable?

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Well, the ship's lighter now

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#monsterdon get digested idiot

What do the Martians even want? They're being very tsundere. "We're not going to talk to you! N-no, you have to stay! But it's not because I like you or anything, dummy."

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#Monsterdon okay, this movie has horrible dialogue, bad photography, laughable science, and misogyny galore.

But I'll be damned if the monsters are creepy as fuck.

Batspiderthing and an aboleth? Yes please!

ok for all the sensory assault that this movie has been the rotating eyeball has made it worth it

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The lake had a creature too? Who could have ever predicted that from the fact that the rat-bat-spider existed???? Unthinkable! #monsterdon

gonna have a drink to our victory over that rat/bat/spider/crab #monsterdon

The best part about the red filter is I have absolutely no clue what I'm looking at right now😂
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yes, iris, cornea, the entire structure of the eye, all nice a visible for you

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That damn rifle is a piece of <beep> #monsterdon

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If the buildings were half a mile tall you would have seen them over the horizon if the shore was just over the horizon!!
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Cool pulsating sea monster. #Monsterdon

"we're gonna need a bigger boat"

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