Well, not a #monsterdon sudden end, but sure another weird soundtrack. Not to get in all the excessive redness.
Thanks everyone for another fun evening. Good night everyone.
@ranjit they say there's always ratbats in the air
Phew.. that was quite the slog. Thanks again to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
And that's a wrap for #Monsterdon tonight!
Cheers, all, thanks, have fun, and massage your temples if the AngryVision(TM) got to you!
(I gotta say, I enjoyed the novelty...)
#monsterdon holy shit the martian WAS ted cassidy!
Well that's a heck of a name for the director. And why does it have fucking Lost in Space music now?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
"spiritual and emotional infants" yep sounds about right #monsterdon
Ib Melchior went on to write Death Race 2000, not bad. #monsterdon
Burroughs gets a shout-out in the last slide of credits #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial The Martian started to speak and Iris fainted, so we had to wait to the end of the movie to find out what he had said on the tape recorder that I never saw Iris turn on, but whatever. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
The goo on the window was made my mixing blood with 3% hydrogen peroxide. I know because that's what my skinned knees used to look like. Thanks, mom.
The end credits has more energy than the entire film.
Maybe they put these clearly opening credits at the end as not to get our hopes up. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
A strangely jaunty tune takes us out! #Monsterdon
thanks all for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting!
The Martians had half-mile-tall buildings, but we didn't see them from orbit?
There's a lake so vast it goes beyond the horizon (OK, roughest estimate 3 miles on smaller Mars). Again not visible from orbit.
Suddenly monsters everywhere.
#monsterdon #angryredplanet
Well, that was a fever dream! And that music.... suddenly.... so incongruous!
Thanks for joining everyone - and extra special thanks to @Taweret for organizing, @cherizilla for bingo, @ryan for the stream, @JoeWynne for the trivia...
See you next week for more insanity!
Groovy extro jazz music, following the patented abrupt ending.
#monsterdon
βGET OFF MY LAWNβ
-Mars
#Monsterdon
...Why is the ending credits music so... jaunty?
My main consolation is not having voted for this feature #monsterdon
Got a few bingoes! #monsterdon
So no one played the Martian's message for Elon Musk? #Monsterdon
jaunty tv series music
@bstacey earth has the grooviest end credits music tho
CAN WE STILL SEND YOU ELON? YOU CAN RUN EXPERIMENTS ON HIM IT'S OKAY
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Oh no, not this closing credits music
This closing credits music kind of slaps, though.
@arrjay THIS FIRST CONTACT COULD HAVE BEEN A RADIO TRANSMISSION
@Louisa they say the angry red neon lights are bright
on broadway
"Men of Earth. Y'all are dicks."
YES let's centrifuge the green jell-o
YOU TELL THOSE COLONIALISTS! Way to go Martians!
He is so nice. He used my real name. It must be true love.
#monsterdon
Is that... ted cassidy? #monsterdon
It's important that they set the earth stuff in NYC, and made sure to reference Brooklyn and Broadway and 5th Avenue all the time, because uhhhhhhhhh
OH i like where shes going with this!
"Lets tase tom over and over again until the amoboa leaves!" #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Wow they let her out of her uniform
Turns out the problem is βmanββ¦quel surprise!
#monsterdon
#monsterdon Service guarantees Citizenship! LOL.
That Martian voice sounds like the puppet voice in "The Corbomite Maneuver" in "Star Trek".
Same actor? Same electronic effect..?
That's back when Demos and Phobos were spherical
"I, LRRR, RULER OF THE ANGRY RED PLANET DECREE..."
yes Tom needs the electric chair #monsterdon
Oh My gosh, is that how the movie ends? They will have a date?
#monsterdon
Actually kinda cheering for Iris after all the BS she's gotten in this movie...
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Diagnosis: EXHAUSTION.
Determined entirely by examining the pupils.
Just do electro shock to Tom. #monsterdon
THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS
"Tom, Iris, I have something you want to hear."
tape player starts playing Man Of La Mancha
Yeah I was sick of that scene too, but damn
let's just get rid of Tom #monsterdon
hey she actually did a control experiment lol
oh we do get to electric shock tom tho. i'll be happy to press that button.
Five minutes left so she's stepping up her technobabble game #monsterdon
"I think we've found the solution!"
Doc: "What can we do? Electrocution? Medicine?"
"Amputation! It's so simple."
Professor only used a pipe. He died. Woman scientist uses test tubes and saves everyone.
#monsterdon
@ramsey well hey if she wants to go back and find herself a nice tentacle plant then I wouldn't say no to a sequel
are they suggesting...shock therapy?!
"Any electric shock that would kill the amoeba will kill Tom." Well let's get to it! #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
For a man having his arm digested piecewise by "an enzymatic infection" Tom sure took that little hypodermic needle pretty hard.
oh lord, she's going to Explain the Science? everybody cover your ears/shift your headphones again.
Yeah, but more of it. That's my innovation. #Monsterdon
but have you found the precipitate?
Nurse: . o O ( "3 CCs of what? Saline? Heroin? I'll go with Heroin." )
Thatβs right, centrifuge the heck out of that enzyme #Monsterdon
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The filthiest biolab in America
#monsterdon
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The nurse has the same color and style of hair as Iris. This is a world in which all wimmen are redheads I guess
wow that is some old school centrifuge right there holy shit
@Violinknitter There was one real science fact in this movie and they decided that's enough
Colored liquids in test tubes! We must be in a lab!
Ahh!! MORE GREEN JELL-O!
@diazona Just give Sam a better gun, and ditch the other two.
@steter The giant spider bat clawed alien thing was worth it.
#Monsterdon
"3 CCs."
"Of what?"
"JUST 3 CCs DAMMIT!"
#Monsterdon
I'm sure the Martian wanted to warn them about their car insurance expiring
Slap him
I say we let Tom's amoeba infection run its course β like for science and stuff.
@strangefour I feel cheated #Monsterdon
Just CUT OFF THE ARM. Good grief. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Msg from Mars: Drink more Ovaltine. #monsterdon
Chekov's oxygen meter never mattered in the end...
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Yeah, lady, we want the movie over too.
She's worried this is going to reflect badly on her continued employment #monsterdon
oh good thing the ship could be radio-controlled back to Earth, you know those women couldn't be capable of operating it alone
If my arm were that encrusted with tiberium, I'd amputate it, but it'd probably be too late.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Green Slime cinematic universe tie in.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Wonder where she stashed the body?
some three hour cruise this turned out to be
behold, proto-Sigourney Weaver #monsterdon
"Everybody's dead, Iris."
11 minutes left.
#Monsterdon
Professor finally got sick of Hasselhoff Bogart baring his chest and decided to check out.