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allanb
Up a creek with 4 paddles
#monsterdon
saucerlost
Cthulhu pressed Start
Neia masks
neia@zoner.work
Running away from the giant monster with their teeny little paddles! Oh my gosh!
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
I bet their third eye is their 'psychic' eye
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
Americans have only been here 3 days and they've already built Disneyland Mars!?
#monsterdon
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
That is a pretty cool looking city. Too bad we won't get a chance to get there #monsterdon
ADHDeanASL
adhdeanasl@beige.party
Holy shit, they discovered Tomorrowland
#Monsterdon
cs
cs@mastodon.sdf.org
Datatron - Wikipedia
#monsterdon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datatron
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
went to Mars to look at the matte manga painting, got it
The S Kate M ππ
skatem@mstdn.social
We canβt get off this planet so letβs go for a little paddle in the inflatable dinghy.
#monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
βHow tall all those buildings?β
βWell, at least half a mile, Iβd say.β
Still not using metric. Tsk tsk.
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
"those buildings didn't just grow; they were made!"
my dude, that is literally what "building" means
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
When the rat-bat-spider isn't on screen the audience should be asking: Do they want a belly rub? Are they full? What was that noise? What did they knock off the counter this time?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
The Martians have clearly been stockpiling their gravity for millennia for just this moment
Scarab (Sarah)
Configures@mindly.social
@diazona Wow, despite how much I dislike this crew, I loved that they really were trying to get out of there after a few attacks instead of waiting until it's really too late! Like that captain on *Event Horizon* who said "We're leaving." as soon as they saw that ship's log video. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Gee, that's a nice boat. A boat for a planet that you were sure, up until you found liquid water, had no liquid water.
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
#monsterdon yep, this is a government operation all right. Inflatable raft!
Ben Zanin
gnomon
ooh they brought pool floaties, good planning
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
oooh, Martian ocean rafting
Ross of Ottawa
ottaross
That's a lot of people stuffed into a tiny dingy.
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
"I don't like this place" Only NOW?!?!
AmyFoul ποΈπ±
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π‘ πͺ π π π¦ π·οΈ πΎ π±
cap'n has changed outfits now he's wearing trousers and a shirt and a nice black belt instead of his jumpsuit.
ranjit
Ranjit@friend.camp
@Taweret they brought a boat on their spaceship! you think they're gonna waste a space boat!??
Digital Mark Ξ» βοΈ πΉ π½
mdhughes@appdot.net
"You can't trade for someone with a name!"
"The gun has a name. I call her Vera!"
π¦π¦ J Riley πͺΏ
ohiofi
Martian canal boat
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0
"Every pin is glued to the top."
The indicators on meters are normally called "needles" but... sure.
#monsterdon
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
This slow dragging plot on this hostile posterized world. #Monsterdon
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
Hmm yes all those gauges do look worrying
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
If I were the Martians I wouldn't want these sexist humans getting back to Earth either....
Laurel Stvan
LingLass@vmst.io
@Lazarou Right? #Monsterdon
Genette :ablobcatwobwork:
pineheap@defcon.social
Finally, someone said something!
#Monsterdon
cs
cs@mastodon.sdf.org
The way this movie is going we might see Iris in a swimsuit. #Monsterdon
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
Well. Apollo 11 didn't hang around that long either, I guess.
AmyFoul ποΈπ±
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π‘ πͺ π π π¦ π·οΈ πΎ π±
ruh roh
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
The rocket is made of the finest mil-spec painted plywood #monsterdon
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
@plaidtron3000 Wouldβve been cool to hear her say, βItβs deuterium oxide!β
KSHernandez β(she/her/they)
kshernandez@me.dm
@samsagreg Whew! Glad it's not just me. #monsterdon
Joey BoughtACola
JoeyBoughtACola@mstdn.social
Spider Bat thing is adorable.
AmyFoul ποΈπ±
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π‘ πͺ π π π¦ π·οΈ πΎ π±
Iris, Sam, the professor and I have decided to bail. I'm scared and also I am almost out of pipe tobacco.
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon Tonight only: Cleo and the RatBatSpider Nightmares
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
"It's life. But not as we know it. Not as we know it Jim."
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@samsagreg yes please #TeamMonster
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
#monsterdon gawd my eyes hurt
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
wait did they just bring the Martian water inside?
Lysdexic
lysdexic@hachyderm.io
#Monsterdon That lake looks like some of my early art, but in red pencil.
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
Unhealthy relationship with a gun. Why is he on this Mars mission?
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
THEY BROUGHT A BOAT TO MARS FUCK YOU ELON!
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
They have discovered the martian reservoir of Mountain Dew Code Red.
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
It's heavier than normal water.. Iris, that means it isn't water.
nhgeek
nhgeek
They brought a boat to Mars. That tracks. #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Newpa_Hasai that checks out. Congrats!
Radio Free Trumpistan
claralistensprechen5th@friendica.rogueproject.org
Oh please. The water is fine because the Geiger Counter says so.
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Exit stage left the star of the picture. You were a bright shining star mister Rat-Bat-Spider-man
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Mother Bones
_L1vY_@mstdn.social
Ah, the seas of Mars. Full of heavy water. π¬
Lorgo Numputz
lorgonumputz@beige.party
Black tar monster from Star Trek: TNG rises from the pool..
sean
sean@skj.social
"...no abnormal radiation."
"Oh good, just normal radiation, then."
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
That gun sounds like a recorder stolen from music class.
saucerlost
It's the silver goo from Voyager
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon Choosing to believe the sound of this sonic weapon is just old fashioned censorship bleeping.
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
This reminds me a lot of the space episodes of Ren & Stimpy. #Monsterdon
π¦π¦ J Riley πͺΏ
ohiofi
Doesnβt that gun fire a ray beam or something?
No, it just makes this really annoying sound
Genette :ablobcatwobwork:
pineheap@defcon.social
@davesdogmaggie Half rat, half bat, half spider, half crab
#Monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
The Rat-Bat-Spider is the best bad monster prop in movie history. Eat crow Giant Claw. You're not as good bad.
Granted the Cine-Magic red filter might be doing alot of heavy lifting to make my boy look so good.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
Oh no, the irritating noise tube isn't working
ADHDeanASL
adhdeanasl@beige.party
So the worldβs greatest zoologist approaches what is clearly a giant batsect leg and knocks a barb off it.
#Monsterdon
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Lazarou oh we couldn't have that
SamsaG
samsagreg
leave that little monster alone you dumb humans! #Monsterdon
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Go for the eyes, ~~Boo~~ Sam!
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
["hot cross buns (rifle mix)" continues]
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
Let's do science by killing everything.
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
This movie is amazing.
#Monsterdon
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
Oh it's beautiful. #monsterdon
Ben Zanin
gnomon
MONSTER CLAW
littlemiao :jewish_pride_flag:
littlemiao@babka.social
Tbh that isnβt the most convincing tentacled carnivorous plant monster attack Iβve ever seen #Monsterdon
Karen Conlin
GramrgednAngel@beige.party
Here, let me hack off a chunk of this plaβAAAAH IT'S ALIVE
Of course it's alive, you dolt, it's a native lifeform.
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
Theyβre not on Mars. Theyβre in hell!
Allusion
giltay@tenforward.social
Cool alien. #Monsterdon
MindTGap
MindTGap
the MASER ain't doin' squat Chief lol
Jason π³οΈβπ:mastodon:
70sgayspaceangel@mas.to
No big deal, I have spiders like this in my basement #Monsterdon
Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
#Monsterdon WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BATSPIDERPIGTHINGβ½β½β½
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0
:: solemnly adds another tally mark to the "Irish" counter ::
#monsterdon
Socketwench
socketwench@masto.hackers.town
......you know.....I didn't think that Spiderman and Bat-boy would even be able to have a kid.
Let alone on Mars!
AmyFoul ποΈπ±
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π‘ πͺ π π π¦ π·οΈ πΎ π±
OK *this* is a great monster! Rat/bat/spider monster!
littlemiao :jewish_pride_flag:
littlemiao@babka.social
So was this movie made around when they first discovered color tv? They seem a bit overenthusiastic with the red. #Monsterdon
π€Robot Enby Xeroπ€
xerozohar@retro.pizza
#monsterdon AH HELL WHAT THE
can I adopt it?
ranjit
Ranjit@friend.camp
heck yeah finally a spider-rat-bat!
nhgeek
nhgeek
What was in that hardtack breakfast, Tom?! #monsterdon
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
Alright, the bat-spider rocks.
wohali
wohali@timeloop.cafe
awwwww, fuzzy!
OldRustBucket
OldRustBucket@techhub.social
Bricka Bracka Firecracker! Sis boom-bah!
Rat Bat Spider monster! Rah-rah-rah
Bricka Bracka Firecracker! Sis Boom-bah
Rat Bat Spider monster! Rah-rah-rah!
#monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
ooh Martian matte paintings. Or comicbook panels? I guess
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
saucerlost
Okay that's awesome
Trixter of the Moon Council
trixter@retro.pizza
I LOVE THIS BAT-SPIDER
Ysengrin Blackpaw π AnthrOhio
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
NOW you see the rat-bat-spider body the legs were attached to
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
Cinemagic was invented to obscure the horrible matte paintings and scenery.
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
These are some awesome matte paintings, though. They did not skimp on that. I wonder who did the concept art?
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
Welp I got back entirely too late and from the commentary it soundd like the movie is entirely too Red so Imma gonna just enjoy the #Monsterdon commentary on my own time this week but I always appreciate the party nonetheless!
Genette :ablobcatwobwork:
pineheap@defcon.social
God it's like looking into a Virtual Boy, but it hurts your eyes even more...
#Monsterdon