Martian's voice was so hot it made Irish swoon.
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No one knew he had a fatal case of being old and that it would kill him on the way back from Mars.

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So, one dead by kaiju amoeba, and one by heart attack.

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@klu9 Oh good point, I missed that parallel entirely!

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The Professor calls her "Iris?" Okay, I like him better than the other two guys now #monsterdon

"the acceleration pressure"

...died via G-Forces?

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the ship

out of danger?

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No I said listen carefully and remember! Don't pass ou— ah dammit

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Three-eye bug man has a message! Which Iris doesn't remember because she fainted.

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@cs uh maybe its to scan for flying predators. #monsterdon

@Lazarou That's how astronauts get green jello disease, everyone knows that #monsterdon

So their radar works on audio frequency?

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My Angry Red Eardrum #monsterdon

I would like a word with the sound designer
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Too...much....sciencing. #Monsterdon

@gnomon

And a few years after Godzilla, an enormous monster rising out of the water

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Iris is the only one who's not deaf

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okay, so the actors get to cover their ears. the rest of us will just have to shift our headphones off our ears. yikes.

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Where did they find this video of my colonoscopy?

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@paco if they're cold you're cold, bring them inside

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“That’s it! Electric shock!”

“But how are you going to get to it to electrocute it?”

“I’ll just open the door, and show it my hairy chest.”

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#monsterdon #cinemagic

I am on Team Amoeba.

@Configures reverse the polarity! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Cable Access Channel"

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So they can watch Wayne's World?

@amyfou LOL hahaha

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"What is your plan, Tom?"

Tom: "I'm going to detonate the ship."

"Hmmm... what other options do we have?"

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I mean. I hate it when I have a creature clogging my thrust chamber...

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Tom's shirt is open because this movie was made for drive-ins... where people could simply roll down their windows to throw up

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Tom's been drinking right

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You know, a... meteor bumper.

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So the Mars fauna is without a nervous system, but the flora have nervous systems?

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I feel like this scene would be much improved if that guy would just BUTTON HIS GODDAMN SHIRT!!!

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A force field so powerful it only affects the ship and not the people inside?

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We'll just energize the technobabulator. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Electrify the hull! Just like Star Trek! #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon The belly of the beast.

You need ivermectin!

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How do evolutionary biologists explain that spinning eye? #Monsterdon

@TerryHancock A single cell, with a rotating eye. That's what she meant to say #monsterdon

and do up your damn shirt!

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#monsterdon Your dials are shot. You aren't moving because you didn't turn the ignition. LIKE A MAN. You'll next go faffing on about having the road atlas and reading it upside down!

electrify the hull

ELECTRIFY THE HULL

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Don't imitate the Blob movie. You do not have anywhere near as fun of a soundtrack.
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just like the writers of this movie.

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...unicellular? at THAT size?!

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Oh, now you're shitting your pants, it's "Iris"

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He faded to blob. #monsterdon

Ick

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#monsterdon #cinemagic

I love this monster for eating Sam.

So everyone, The Blob next week, then?

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do up your shirt Tom

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BYE SAM

look!

IT'S TRI-COLOR FOAMING WAX!

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#Monsterdon oh no, it ate Sammy!

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Who wants coffee?

"...look! We're inside a washing machine!"

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ah man why do you have to kill the only likeable character first, now we're stuck with these other assholes?

I mean, he did have the Very Annoying Gun so I guess that counts for something

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Is it just me, or did that seem entirely avoidable?

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Well, the ship's lighter now

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#monsterdon get digested idiot

What do the Martians even want? They're being very tsundere. "We're not going to talk to you! N-no, you have to stay! But it's not because I like you or anything, dummy."

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#Monsterdon okay, this movie has horrible dialogue, bad photography, laughable science, and misogyny galore.

But I'll be damned if the monsters are creepy as fuck.

Batspiderthing and an aboleth? Yes please!

ok for all the sensory assault that this movie has been the rotating eyeball has made it worth it

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The lake had a creature too? Who could have ever predicted that from the fact that the rat-bat-spider existed???? Unthinkable! #monsterdon

gonna have a drink to our victory over that rat/bat/spider/crab #monsterdon

The best part about the red filter is I have absolutely no clue what I'm looking at right now😂
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yes, iris, cornea, the entire structure of the eye, all nice a visible for you

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That damn rifle is a piece of <beep> #monsterdon

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no not the beep gun

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If the buildings were half a mile tall you would have seen them over the horizon if the shore was just over the horizon!!
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Cool pulsating sea monster. #Monsterdon

"we're gonna need a bigger boat"

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"I'm a friend of the rat bat spider you irritated with your noise tube"

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Up a creek with 4 paddles
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Cthulhu pressed Start

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Running away from the giant monster with their teeny little paddles! Oh my gosh!

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I bet their third eye is their 'psychic' eye

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Americans have only been here 3 days and they've already built Disneyland Mars!?
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That is a pretty cool looking city. Too bad we won't get a chance to get there #monsterdon

Holy shit, they discovered Tomorrowland
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Datatron - Wikipedia
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datatron

I would love this without the stupid filter

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went to Mars to look at the matte manga painting, got it

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We can’t get off this planet so let’s go for a little paddle in the inflatable dinghy.
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“How tall all those buildings?”

“Well, at least half a mile, I’d say.”

Still not using metric. Tsk tsk.

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"those buildings didn't just grow; they were made!"

my dude, that is literally what "building" means

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When the rat-bat-spider isn't on screen the audience should be asking: Do they want a belly rub? Are they full? What was that noise? What did they knock off the counter this time?
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"Tom look at this, what do you make of it? "

"Seems to be a bad drawing of some sort of city."

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The Martians have clearly been stockpiling their gravity for millennia for just this moment

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@diazona Wow, despite how much I dislike this crew, I loved that they really were trying to get out of there after a few attacks instead of waiting until it's really too late! Like that captain on *Event Horizon* who said "We're leaving." as soon as they saw that ship's log video. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Gee, that's a nice boat. A boat for a planet that you were sure, up until you found liquid water, had no liquid water.

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#monsterdon yep, this is a government operation all right. Inflatable raft!

ooh they brought pool floaties, good planning

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oooh, Martian ocean rafting

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That's a lot of people stuffed into a tiny dingy.

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"I don't like this place" Only NOW?!?!

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#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

cap'n has changed outfits now he's wearing trousers and a shirt and a nice black belt instead of his jumpsuit.

@Taweret they brought a boat on their spaceship! you think they're gonna waste a space boat!??

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Look at the gauges. They're all pegged. It must be some kind of force field.

Or maybe Sam shaving at the comms desk blew a fuse in the gauges.

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"You can't trade for someone with a name!"
"The gun has a name. I call her Vera!"

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