Martian canal boat

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"Every pin is glued to the top."

The indicators on meters are normally called "needles" but... sure.
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Bro, the bit got old the first time, maybe just call her her name??
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This slow dragging plot on this hostile posterized world. #Monsterdon

Hmm yes all those gauges do look worrying

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@Lazarou Right? #Monsterdon

Finally, someone said something!
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The way this movie is going we might see Iris in a swimsuit. #Monsterdon

Well. Apollo 11 didn't hang around that long either, I guess.

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#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

ruh roh

The rocket is made of the finest mil-spec painted plywood #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Would’ve been cool to hear her say, “It’s deuterium oxide!”

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@samsagreg Whew! Glad it's not just me. #monsterdon

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Spider Bat thing is adorable.

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Iris, Sam, the professor and I have decided to bail. I'm scared and also I am almost out of pipe tobacco.

#monsterdon Tonight only: Cleo and the RatBatSpider Nightmares

"It's life. But not as we know it. Not as we know it Jim."
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"It's oily.. It's heavier that ordinary water."

Lube.

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@samsagreg yes please #TeamMonster

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#monsterdon gawd my eyes hurt

gun gun gun
my love affair with gun
society won't understand but actually i'm american so they will

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

wait did they just bring the Martian water inside?

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I'd rather follow that rat bat spider back to his home and see him interact with his family than follow these losers #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That lake looks like some of my early art, but in red pencil.

THEY BROUGHT A BOAT TO MARS FUCK YOU ELON!

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Unhealthy relationship with a gun. Why is he on this Mars mission?

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They have discovered the martian reservoir of Mountain Dew Code Red.

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

They brought a boat to Mars. That tracks. #monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

It's heavier than normal water.. Iris, that means it isn't water.

@Newpa_Hasai that checks out. Congrats!

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Oh please. The water is fine because the Geiger Counter says so.

@allanb tbf to the Movie the Science hasn't been too stupid.

The crew though....

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Exit stage left the star of the picture. You were a bright shining star mister Rat-Bat-Spider-man
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Ah, the seas of Mars. Full of heavy water. 😬

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Black tar monster from Star Trek: TNG rises from the pool..

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"...no abnormal radiation."
"Oh good, just normal radiation, then."

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That gun sounds like a recorder stolen from music class.

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It's the silver goo from Voyager

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Check for microplastics too....

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#monsterdon Choosing to believe the sound of this sonic weapon is just old fashioned censorship bleeping.

This reminds me a lot of the space episodes of Ren & Stimpy. #Monsterdon

Doesn’t that gun fire a ray beam or something?

No, it just makes this really annoying sound

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@davesdogmaggie Half rat, half bat, half spider, half crab
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The Rat-Bat-Spider is the best bad monster prop in movie history. Eat crow Giant Claw. You're not as good bad.
Granted the Cine-Magic red filter might be doing alot of heavy lifting to make my boy look so good.
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Oh no, the irritating noise tube isn't working

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So the world’s greatest zoologist approaches what is clearly a giant batsect leg and knocks a barb off it.
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Cinemagic AND Supermarionation?!?

You're really spoiling us!

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@Lazarou oh we couldn't have that

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leave that little monster alone you dumb humans! #Monsterdon

Go for the eyes, ~~Boo~~ Sam!

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["hot cross buns (rifle mix)" continues]

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This movie is amazing.
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Let's do science by killing everything.

perhaps the martians are just trying to DESTROY THE NOISE

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Oh it's beautiful. #monsterdon

MONSTER CLAW

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Tbh that isn’t the most convincing tentacled carnivorous plant monster attack I’ve ever seen #Monsterdon

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Here, let me hack off a chunk of this pla—AAAAH IT'S ALIVE

Of course it's alive, you dolt, it's a native lifeform.

They’re not on Mars. They’re in hell!

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Cool alien. #Monsterdon

the MASER ain't doin' squat Chief lol

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Spiderbat, spiderbat, does whatever a spiderbat does

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No big deal, I have spiders like this in my basement #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BATSPIDERPIGTHING‽‽‽

:: solemnly adds another tally mark to the "Irish" counter ::
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......you know.....I didn't think that Spiderman and Bat-boy would even be able to have a kid.

Let alone on Mars!

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OK *this* is a great monster! Rat/bat/spider monster!

So was this movie made around when they first discovered color tv? They seem a bit overenthusiastic with the red. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon AH HELL WHAT THE

can I adopt it?

heck yeah finally a spider-rat-bat!

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What was in that hardtack breakfast, Tom?! #monsterdon

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Alright, the bat-spider rocks.

Bricka Bracka Firecracker! Sis boom-bah!
Rat Bat Spider monster! Rah-rah-rah
Bricka Bracka Firecracker! Sis Boom-bah
Rat Bat Spider monster! Rah-rah-rah!
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awwwww, fuzzy!

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ooh Martian matte paintings. Or comicbook panels? I guess
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Okay that's awesome

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I LOVE THIS BAT-SPIDER

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NOW you see the rat-bat-spider body the legs were attached to

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

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Cinemagic was invented to obscure the horrible matte paintings and scenery.

These are some awesome matte paintings, though. They did not skimp on that. I wonder who did the concept art?

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Welp I got back entirely too late and from the commentary it soundd like the movie is entirely too Red so Imma gonna just enjoy the #Monsterdon commentary on my own time this week but I always appreciate the party nonetheless!

God it's like looking into a Virtual Boy, but it hurts your eyes even more...
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The daytime on Mars has intense red light because the sun's rays filter through the red Martian atmosphere.

The nighttime has intense blue light because Garfon, the sun for the outer system, is lighting it up with its ultrablue rays, which can overcome the red of Mars's atmosphere.

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When she was wrapping the tentacles around herself, I was waiitng for a "Pull the string! PULL THE STRING!" Ed Wood line.

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set layering by viewmaster (TM)

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COFFEE! almost overlooked it.

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Tom get your feet off the bazillion dollar rocket furniture.

All this flirting is acted like it's Nick & Nora Charles, but the dialogue is so dumb

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what about the framing device scenes on earth. lets go back to those

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This is going to require an unusually large amount of... science.

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@cd0 and shootier

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The breakfast of champions!
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HOLY SHIT A MAN SERVING COFFEE

WHAT JUST HAPPENED MY WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN

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As usual when the Americans have trouble communicating, they just speak louder and slower. #monsterdon

“I consider… consider… consider… myself the luckiest… luckiest… luckiest… man on Mars… Mars… Mars…”

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“Women don’t have any monopoly on fear.”

This is about as far into feminism as a 1950s movie is willing to go.

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Turns out the real monster is the film's runtime.

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Why is the view through the portal blue?

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I need that box. #monsterdon

there's no reason to go outside, if that's what you're asking

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