It's very color filter weather outside today on Mars.
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That sure is an angry red. #Monsterdon

Wanda: Suddenly we're in a Hitchcock movie.

Hahaha, oh so we’re taking “Red Planet” VERY literally!!! #Monsterdon

Unconvincing matte painting time #monsterdon

Now I’m angry, red planet.

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didn't know they had tropical jungles on mars.

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well this is different

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Oh wow, this is the Cinevision then....

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"but there's nothing there now."

dude. things move. assholes

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@CactuarJoe "here's your sign..." (Bill Engvall)

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Ahhh, 1950s. Mildly pretrurbed? Slightly miffed? Trying to avoid visions of badly rendered aliens staring through your porthole?

Solution: Drugs!

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It's a little loose ("laughter" was only barely satisfied at some point in that terrible flirting sequence) but I have bingo!

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PENETRATE HER MIND BLOCK

Fucking men.

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Um, pretty sure people telling you what they saw is always what they think they saw because, you know, it's what they saw.
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But it all comes down to wanting to fuck her parents, right, doc? #monsterdon

this should be called The Boring Grey Room #monsterdon

tremendous shock
a mental block
that kid needs therapy

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They’re all gonna use drugs?

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Um, Sodium Luminol is what they use to detect blood at crime scenes. If they shoot her up with that, she'll light up like a Christmas tree, what with being full of blood and all. #Monsterdon

"She ought to get some rest before we use drugs"

wtf?!

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@davesdogmaggie She’s crew MVP as near as I can tell. #monsterdon

Wiindows are good. Without them they wouldn't know what's going on outside. Or navigate through space.
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They DO have an outside set, right..?

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That was CINEMAGIC

The monster, I mean

whoah holy crap that's some drugging

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#monsterdon Get your suits, or your trim little get-up with those heels. Did you get that frock at Penny’s! OFF THE CLEARANCE RACK! YOU HARLOT!

Oh hey. We're in an episode of Ultraman now. Martian Seijin
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“It was horrible.”

She means the SFX.

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My god, NASA needs to issue fleshlights so the token woman can get her job done in peace! #Monsterdon

She's screaming because she remembered how bad that scene was. #monsterdon

Squidward?!
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FINALLY we're back
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Luckily, at that moment HR was looking in the window.

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Oh my gosh the Martian is such a goober!

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I've seen scarier shit at house parties...

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Broads don't like it when you call 'em dolls

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"I'm actually looking forward to cutting your oxygen hose" #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

All this talk of Mars, I keep expecting Dr Nadir to show up #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The sound effects? You mean how you farted your way down the gangway? We all heard it, the clapping, we'll all remember it Iris. THAT CLAPPING OF THAT AZZ!

Waving a slide rule around like he means it.

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Stop perving over the woman you creeps!

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50% of being an astronaut is apparently staring out the window #Monsterdon

The thin atmosphere explains why the plants don't move? You think? #Monsterdon

Beginning to regret not just suggesting Queen of Blood. I swear folks, things do happen in this stinker. #Monsterdon

"could it be intentional?"

the question we're all asking about this very movie.

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The Invisible Martian? Is their movie more interesting than this one?

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"...the atmosphere is very rare."
"Oh, I only like my atmosphere medium-rare."

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#monsterdon You squashed the only one with your shit-tastic landing.

could it be... SATAN?!

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#monsterdon Iris is a moron. She's supposed to be in a zoo. BEHIND THE BARS. WITH THE COFFEE.

The colonel is wearing dress shoes for space travel - standard issue equipment.
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Goatee scientist is smoking a pipe!

Just then the Martian heat rays cut loose. #monsterdon

He went into space wearing black dress shoes?
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#monsterdon You could so easily fit a nice 14 foot Christmas tree in that spaceship room.

Is his chest hair regulation?

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The Angry Red Planet:

Oxygen Consumption:

@ohiofi Check out my amazing theramin cover of Oh Canada.

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staring out of one porthole, the exploration of Mars.....

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Dress shoes were a bold fashion choice #monsterdon

#monsterdon Five Armed Ongolas, you thought circlejerks were fun on earth? JUST YOU WAIT!

You take the microcount.
I'm sure it's very small.
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sir please stop touching that gun I have *never* been so nervous watching someone handling a pistol

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welp you forgot to put casual racism on the bingo card @cherizilla :/ #monsterdon

Did Mars turn blue from one scene to the next?

The portholes had a red glow, and now, they have a blue glow.

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So racism runs in the family, got it. #Monsterdon

Oh boy, blatant racism. That's two more for the "please let the monster eat them" pile.

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*Of course* they brought guns

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And once again the astronauts are packing heat.

Oh! Did they bring their Bear Bazooka!? #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

They brought guns to Mars. 'Murica! #Monsterdon

I'm an American. I brought a gun.

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@socketwench are you sure those are red LEDs and not tiny lightbulbs or something else? #monsterdon

"Shoot anything that movies and pick up anything that doesn't"

Oh, like some videogames!

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They had seat belts! And I'll have to check later, but I think there were five seats in that long shot ...

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“Turn up the volume. I want to hear the music of the Marians.”

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Oh man, all this technical talk and tense conversation! Something's really gonna happen, this is gonna be a HUGE landing! I can feel it, it's gonna be SUPER dra-

oh

...ok

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i grow weary of your false mission impossible flags

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You can't claim the planet in the name of Brooklyn unless you brought a pizza oven

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Really? She’s upset about the Irish thing, and not the sexual harassment thing? #Monsterdon

Gravity is exactly the same as earth! So convenient! #monsterdon

@Configures @CactuarJoe Shades of “Repo Man.” #monsterdon

The scene of them playing tennis on the Lido deck was cut because it was "unrealistic". #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon the sage lights are set for Iris's soliloquy.

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17.5 is not a ratio, kids. 17:5 Is a ratio of 17 to 5.

panning and scanning all those toggle switches

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#monsterdon Yup, hurdling out of control, everything is going to plan.

I wonder what the Angry Red Planet is doing?
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okay, roll the footage backwards _again_!

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#monsterdon We just ran out of dialogue, so just some synth filler.

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Resistance factor 0.002, flux capacitor.. fluxing..

Apparently every condition is "Condition A"

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Shaving? All them little hairs floa—

Never mind

Too bad they couldn’t afford a Cinemagic color display on the rocketship.

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Gripping inaction sequence #monsterdon

@lysdexic Given the level of careful thought put into this mission I would have my doubts

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Skinkin up the cockpit with perfume like a cab driver
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#monsterdon Reel to reel, the height of Information Technology before you know... anything.

iris when she gets back to earth

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Sir we've hit a KPM music catalog field

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when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory and so forth

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