#monsterdon Live from the Sunset Strip! CARNIVOROUS PLANTS. With a snap determination of that, they could just be after mold slime, but now, we'll just use Earth terms and be bigots about it.

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet That's his emotional support pipe.

"Like the super intelligence that keeps a colony of ants working in perfect unity back on earth."

👀 @futurebird 🐜

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Back the fuck off Colonel, back the fuck off

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OMG they are still talking.
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The science isn't terrible for the era. They certainly read enough of the '50s scifi mags to pilfer ideas for this one!

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Meanwhile, in the background, the oscilloscope begs to be released from the wall.

"Please....I'm a serious piece of test equipment...."

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Do you think the whole crew should leave the rocket at the same time to explore the martian jungle? #monsterdon

I love seeing the paunchy physique of the 1950s actors. It's refreshingly authentic.
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Gaia theory but on Mars?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_hypothesis

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This forest is so quiet.

Maybe it's a "Dark Forest" scenario..?

SSSHHH!! Everybody...

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They have PhDs in speculation.

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@Lazarou MASERS

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@Zerofactorial It's an ass plant, that's all.

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#Monsterdon "Neuromuscular skeletal creature."

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Dude, what? Seriously what kind of pseudoscience word vomit are you spewing? Gordi LaForge wouldn't understand that hot nonsense.

I don't like what they're implying about this plant creature's motives.

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It’s always the hubris of humans to consider everything else a “lower life form.”

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Tom is kind of a dick.

Is he going to make a pass at the space rifle

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"Every swash I ever had just became unbuckled" 🤦 🤦 🤦

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It's just some piping and a wooden stock, Sam

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"It wasn't just a friendly embrace"

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The luma key blur effect is more upsetting than the angry red. I wonder how they did that… and why.

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Sammy's gonna freeze his own dick off isn't he
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Sam likes that gun a bit too much

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"Any swash I had just came unbuckled"
Idk, what was so funny about that, but that gave me a good laugh
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I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken. He did have a space machete #Monsterdon

The Colonel sits like the worst male boss you've had.

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Starting to think they made this whole movie just for the deep fried xerox zine-o-vision

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Was that plant as um Georgia Okeefe looking before they added the red filter?
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Oh, I get it. There's the Venus Fly Trap and now we have the Mars Fly Trap.
No chlorophyll (that one finds on Earth) and neurological system says FUNGUS.

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"Neuromuscular vegetal creature" is some damn fine nonsense

let's never go outside again

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a neuro-muscular vegetable creature

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"What do you say we go back to the ship?"

"Yeah, we have discovered exactly one thing on Mars. That's enough for one day."

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#monsterdon What about the blue sky? Now it's bright orange! Ah well, colors are just accidents of matte backgrounds after all.

"...any swash I had just came unbuckled"
"You're cleaning out your own suit, Sam."

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#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

"We've had enough exploring and swashbuckling for one day"

The woman-eating plant sounded a lot like a Sleestak.
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They squeaked the tentacle to death.
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thank god

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“If I just point this gun-looking barrel at the plant, it will make a very loud beeping sound that will destroy the plant.”

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@Taweret why do you hate cinemagic :(

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This movie has some annoying noises, but that freeze ray that doesn't shoot any optical effects is the worst so far.
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Come over to this side where it's really obscene looking! #Monsterdon

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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I guess you owe Tom a blow job now, well that's what he thinks anyway

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MONSTER PLANT-VINE-TENTACLE ATTACK

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Tentacle uses menacing scoot!
It is very effective!
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A giant vagina with tentacles. There, I said it.

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Please stop calling her Irish. #monsterdon

martian flytrap, I see what you did there

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#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet And suddenly we're in a Japanese tentacle flick.

@Lazarou they did it on the Orville

This would have been a fun Orville episode actually, they find a planet where everything is red

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@Lazarou

HENTAI ALERT!

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FEED ME

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The effect of adding a red filter and a little bit of solarizing on black and white footage is cheap and stupid and kinda genius. Amazing bit of work from one of the Three Stooges son in laws.
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Sorry, but "Forbidden Planet" was less cheesy than this and it predates it by what, 5 years?

Edit: no, only 3

@moira This is probably chloropete

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"I'm tracing this vine" Umm.. if anime has taught me anything... #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

the red dyed film is actually pretty cool #Monsterdon

a nervous system. okay, so we showed up, murdered one of them first thing, and now we're snapping their photos like cursed paparazzi. the plants can eat them now.

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I'm foreshadowing, of course. #Monsterdon

I love these drawings, and of course I hate the RED. It is an ANGRY RED.

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no chlorophyll because chlorophyll only works on like two specific wavelengths and EVERYTHING HERE IS NONE OF THEM

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Hey Iris, my kid drew this. Wanna hook up?

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@kcarr2015 um... I guess I can only say that you and I remember that series very differently

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The original deep fried meme. #monsterdon

I wish we hadn't gone outside

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#monsterdon I should watch this with the rest of the lights off, to preserve my might vision.

#Monsterdon "Ultra Sonic Freeze Gun?"

Also, it's five by five, you assholes. A four by four is a jeep.

This guy's way too lax with his gun #Monsterdon

ultrasonic freeze guns SUCK

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"I wish I had never come here, and I don't want to see no more magic"

-Samwise Gamgee

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I hope they meet Matango #monsterdon

MOAR CINEMAGIC!

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okay I need the rest of the movie to not look like this

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Lol. Yeah this is cinemawhateverthefudge. "Cinemagic". Solarizing black and white film plus red dye. #monsterdon

Anyone else feel like we should have put our faceplates on before coming out? #Monsterdon

"We're looking for alien life but we're going to ignore an eye witness account and make fun of the description... now lets go look for real alien life!"
​:neocat_facepalm:​

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Ah and now we see the famed Cinemagic Distortion Field of Mars

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@flowerpot

"Who Framed Angry Red Planet?"

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@cd0 I think that's an evergreen bingo square... gotta keep things interesting, y'know

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Are they stepping into a cartoon? very cool
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Check your oxygen gauges.

Yup! I have an oxygen gauge!

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dude why are you giving orders, nobody's followed them in the past....

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okay I kinda hate this effect ngl

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It's very color filter weather outside today on Mars.
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OK, who just said "these edibles ain't shit"?

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That sure is an angry red. #Monsterdon

Wanda: Suddenly we're in a Hitchcock movie.

Hahaha, oh so we’re taking “Red Planet” VERY literally!!! #Monsterdon

Unconvincing matte painting time #monsterdon

Now I’m angry, red planet.

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didn't know they had tropical jungles on mars.

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is one of these astronauts...equipped with a flamethrower?

IS THIS CHECKOV'S FLAMETHROWER?!

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well this is different

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Oh wow, this is the Cinevision then....

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"but there's nothing there now."

dude. things move. assholes

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@CactuarJoe "here's your sign..." (Bill Engvall)

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Ahhh, 1950s. Mildly pretrurbed? Slightly miffed? Trying to avoid visions of badly rendered aliens staring through your porthole?

Solution: Drugs!

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