oh yeah, I guess the 1g environment helps with applying perfume.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING!!!

#Monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

"Cheesy stupid pickup lines" ought to be on that bingo card.

#Monsterdon oh my God that guy is soooo gross. "When I call.your name… you'll know it."

Jesus please us, someone kick his teeth out. What a smarmy swamp-crotched shitbag.

MR-1 is definitely not a knockoff Atlas.

Also, does Iris doing typing count as Traditional Gender Roles?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Look at that space-age electric shaver. #monsterdon

I guess if the engines were on all the time like a torch ship they could have pseudo gravity like that....

I am over thinking this

While everyone stop perving over the woman, jfc....

#Monsterdon

"And then we entered a region of space that turned us into a painted cel animation"

#Monsterdon

Mars Needs Maids
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@Louisa i wanted the triangle easy fox baker when i was a kid

#monsterdon

Unusually greasy male lead here. #Monsterdon

Damn, I thought I just misheard him when he said Irish...
#Monsterdon

@moira I would vote for that movie for #monsterdon .

Oh, so she kills them all, makes sense. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The hunger will be a good indicator that you missed those dots bub…

“When I call you by name, you’ll know it.”

That sounds like a threat.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

Oh this flirting is horrrrrrrrrrribbbbbllllleeeeee

They got their food from the same place Repo Men got theirs
#Monsterdon

"I know this is a funny way for a scientist to feel..." seems like it should be a meme.

#monsterdon

Front or rear? Which do you prefer? Personality is not an option.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"triangle easy fox baker"

Huh what, those aren't the usual ones

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I love all those "RATION" cans she's pulling out of the cabinet. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I assume this is the planet that those birds come from.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

“The angry red planet”

Isn’t it just rusted?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

Starting to have buffering issues with Miru but they're nowhere near as bad as Archive. Had to get another bingo card, the window got inadvertently closed.

wait, did she just say 1000 miles out, and then "tony's is 30000 miles from here" like, in th same scene ​:neocat_facepalm:​ #Monsterdon

Oh, 1st day in flight. I'll accept that 30,000 miles comment.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"Tony's is thirty thousand miles away!"

Uh...

#Monsterdon

Is he calling her Iris, Irish, or is he just drunk? #Monsterdon

"Irish"?

#monsterdon

"Just as sure of space travel as I was of the dog. The one I didn't trust to actually be where he was supposed to be."

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet1959

Are all 1950s spacemen creeps?

#Monsterdon

Oh no, #MeToo in space! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ooooh, filthy creeper Colonel sir… have a date! SEX IN SPAAAAACE

Why do the seats deep inside the rocket ship have ejector handles

#Monsterdon

Such a spacious and comfortable ship for their pleasant journey to Mars.
#monsterdon

Yes, this is just what a trip to Mars needs... a ramble about a childhood pet

#Monsterdon

My, there's a lot of room in this spaceship. Nice seats, too bad they're just placed in this room, not bolted to the floor.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

Fun Movie Fact for tonight:

Our film's makeup artist, David Newell, got his start on screen right at the beginning of talkies! But because of a car crash in the... 50s? his face suffered damage and he transitioned over to working as a makeup artist.

Check out the glamour shot, he was a cute boy.

https://www.themoviedb.org/person/942165-david-newell

#monsterdon

I wonder what the martians are doing

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Ok professor, I'll go to bed with you!

@bstacey What’s the gamma count of those gams?

#monsterdon

Can we have, like, a warp core breach or something? I'm losing focus here. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You’ll get to Fresno on time!

Chekhov's Oxygen Consumption meter.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@north "You're all breathing too much, greedy!"

#Monsterdon

The rocket ship's computer equipment is a
Burroughs B205

https://starringthecomputer.com/feature.html?f=60

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

Did we just see the cutest little red ball of space yarn?

#monsterdon #cinemagic

NO SINGING!!

There is no "too low" on Oxygen Consumption, just Normal and Excessive. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wish my parents could have seen it, strapped to the outside of this spacecraft, enjoying the pressure differential as they freeze and explode! Look! Chunks of Mom and Dad! Oh it's so pretty! Like Christmas come early!

Ooof, enough with the BEEPING :/ #Monsterdon

This office chair has an ejector seat.

#Monsterdon

is this the most spacious spaceship possible?

#monsterdon

That cockpit is half wall filling computer. And probably half the weight of the whole rocket.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"there's a slide whistle outside our ship!"

#monsterdon

@Lazarou Excessive.

#Monsterdon

OXYGEN
CONSUMPTION

✅ NORMAL
❌ EXCESSIVE

#monsterdon

Hey, they've got the bat computer in their spaceship! #Monsterdon

"What happened"

"I don't know"

"A lot depends on your answer."

"Oh, in that case I guess I'll remember."

#monsterdon

Just spray some DDT on him. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "The girl!"

You mean the adult woman with two doctorates, you misogynistic douche?

I was only there to dust and cook, how do I know?? #monsterdon

@north Medical doctors knew everything in the 50's

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I remember... The Alamo. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"...there was this wizard, and you were there, and you were there, and you too!"

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

2 out of 3 Exposition Doctors agree

#Monsterdon

Mystery infection and no PPE?

#Monsterdon

Magnets!

(But more or less plausible)

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon Iris, you have to recover, you have to BRING US COFFEE!

Keep calling her a girl, I swear to god, I'm gonna go back in time and smack you straight in the yambag.

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet1959

#monsterdon It's called the captains son, little Billy. He ordered a rare earth magnet and decided to paint all the CRT's with pretty swirly colors using it!

Is every woman in this movie a redhead? All two of them??
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Oh, wait, there she is. She's being helped back to the car because she saw someone carried down a ramp.

#monsterdon

Why is the medical doctor answering these questions?

#Monsterdon

Just loading Slimer on a stretcher into ol’ Ecto-1

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Hey, he gave a MAN a sedative. That's pretty progressive for the era!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Highly Regarded Scientist referred to as "The Girl" example 1,003,222,345.

@starkraving666 you know there are people who would launch a rocket to Mars for a gender reveal if they could afford it

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Green jello,freshly mined from Olympus Mons.

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

#Monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

Yeah, no. Marking the Traditional Gender Role square (had to get a new bingo card) because of the remark "THE GIRL!" You guys didn't send an underage school kid to Mars, now, did you.

USAF: United States As Fuck #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

She's a trained astronaut and yet is still only "the girl" #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow LOVE that movie! #monsterdon

this hospital is US as fuck

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Pre-McDonalds waists on a lot of those pants #monsterdon

#Monsterdon
I'm in. Slightly late. Catching up with some double-time...

I've been looking forward to this one.

#Monsterdon "To hell with radiation!"

Yeah, who needs working nads? No I, said the Colonel!

I hope the voters are finally getting their fill of 50s militariscifi

#Monsterdon

While the army guys supervise from the mission control place, a recovery squad drives up to the landed rocket, which seems to be in a desert of some kind, another thing that's not in Nebraska. Maybe the press was just lying about the rocket landing in Nebraska, or made a silly mistake.

Anyway, the recovery squad was being cautious because radiation, but then the rocket ramp opens and they see the one girl and they're like "screw radiation! there's a babe there!"

#monsterdon

he died by lime jello. poor chap.

#monsterdon

“THE GIRL!” *sprints out the door*

This movie checks out.

#Monsterdon

Everyone taking the jokes right off my brain

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon

"THE GIRL!"

"The hell with radiation, let's go!"

Yeah, that tracks

Did the planet get really angry and kill the people on this rocketship?

#Monsterdon

lol, they came back GREEN!

#Monsterdon

"The girl!"

"The hell with radiation! Let's go!"

Wow. Just... wow.

Somehow, I don't think I'll get the "Bechdel Pass" square on my bingo card...

#Monsterdon

ABANDON ALL SAFETY PROTOCOLS AND RESCUE GIRL

yeeeeep

#monsterdon

They're prepared. They have a Periodic Table on the wall #monsterdon

Fisher Price "I can put fires out" works on spaceships, too. #monsterdon