@ohiofi yea seriously

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

Are the consciousnesses inside the kaiju... or are they just dreaming the whole thing?

#MOnsterdon

She has a way better stance than he does. He's not even bothering

#monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature

@allanb

But seriously... I think there was some onscreen text before the title that said something about ancient ninja guilds around the world and they... no, I don't get it either

#Monsterdon

@klu9 @allanb in Japan, ninja gets you

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Ninja Monsters is very very student film feeling. Still has some goofy charm to it.
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

@aburka I guess? Everyone's saying they don't show up on camera (cell phone camera or film camera)

There was an ancient scroll involved at some point, I'm sure it's to blame

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Temu Baragon is exceedingly muppety

#MonsterdonDoubleFeature #monsterdon

The angry red moon

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

oh so it's #MonsterdonDoubleFeature now and not #wrongfrogs ?

#monsterdon

This convo is what the guys in rubber suits are actually saying to each other on stage in a monster film set

#Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

Turtle
#Monsterdon #WrongFrogs

@allanb @aburka @miru I suppose we are not really achieving immersion at the moment, between the subtitles and all this interaction I'm having on Mastodon

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

finally watching Devil Girl From Mars which i missed when we did it #Monsterdon

this soon becomes one of the most scene-to-scene unpredictable movies i’ve watched in a while #monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@jadebees

Like "Iron Sky" but on Mars and with top-heavy starlets

I call it "Faster, Space Adolf, Kill, Kill"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

I gave myself a post-hoc semi bingo by reasoning that if there really are 'helmets of dubious airtightness', which I think those were, and if the astronauts survive walking around in the 'rare' atmosphere, that must mean that the atmosphere is 'convenient[ly] breathable'.

Thank you @Taweret for hosting and @cherizilla for bingo! I didn't see @JoeWynne this time but I hope he's doing OK. You too, all you delightful #Monsterdonians. Hope to see you next time!

@Zerofactorial <3 Mars Zorak

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@ohiofi yum now me too

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

anyway that's another movie launched into space, great job team and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@aburka "Guilty as charged, your honour."

#monsterdon

@paco I suppose they did have that one recording of the Martian speech, she would have had to fake that

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi

Onigiri the size of rugby balls!

#Monsterdon

@strangefour literally cardboard because most of them were drawings

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Over to @miru now where I am promised some traditional(?) Godzilla violence

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Gerald Less, his brother.

Thanks once again, @Taweret , for hosting the angrily red movie. #Monsterdon

“Spiritual and emotional infants” Yep #Monsterdon

@Lazarou One of a kind!

#Monsterdon #Cinemagic

The amoebic goo went on to straighten up, improve it's image, and later would star in The Stuff (1985)!

#monsterdon

NASA couldn't spring for helmet visors, or a motor for the boat. 🤷‍♂️

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@ramsey he was ahead of his time....
#Monsterdon #Cinemagic #NormanMaurer

#monsterdon #cinemagic

Thanks for hosting, @Taweret .. thanks for nothing! :)

Thank you @Taweret for another great #Monsterdon

Well, not a #monsterdon sudden end, but sure another weird soundtrack. Not to get in all the excessive redness.
Thanks everyone for another fun evening. Good night everyone.

@ranjit they say there's always ratbats in the air

#Monsterdon

Phew.. that was quite the slog. Thanks again to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon holy shit the martian WAS ted cassidy!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Cassidy#Filmography

@cd0

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonMemes #TheAngryRedPlanet

Well that's a heck of a name for the director. And why does it have fucking Lost in Space music now?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"spiritual and emotional infants" yep sounds about right #monsterdon

Ib Melchior went on to write Death Race 2000, not bad. #monsterdon

Burroughs gets a shout-out in the last slide of credits #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial The Martian started to speak and Iris fainted, so we had to wait to the end of the movie to find out what he had said on the tape recorder that I never saw Iris turn on, but whatever. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@Violinknitter

The music is not one of this film's best features!

#Monsterdon

The goo on the window was made my mixing blood with 3% hydrogen peroxide. I know because that's what my skinned knees used to look like. Thanks, mom.

#monsterdon

The end credits has more energy than the entire film.

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

Maybe they put these clearly opening credits at the end as not to get our hopes up. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

thanks all for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting!

A strangely jaunty tune takes us out! #Monsterdon

The Martians had half-mile-tall buildings, but we didn't see them from orbit?

There's a lake so vast it goes beyond the horizon (OK, roughest estimate 3 miles on smaller Mars). Again not visible from orbit.

Suddenly monsters everywhere.
#monsterdon #angryredplanet

Well, that was a fever dream! And that music.... suddenly.... so incongruous!

Thanks for joining everyone - and extra special thanks to @Taweret for organizing, @cherizilla for bingo, @ryan for the stream, @JoeWynne for the trivia...

See you next week for more insanity!

#monsterdon

Groovy extro jazz music, following the patented abrupt ending.
#monsterdon

“GET OFF MY LAWN”
-Mars
#Monsterdon

...Why is the ending credits music so... jaunty?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

My main consolation is not having voted for this feature #monsterdon

Got a few bingoes! #monsterdon

So no one played the Martian's message for Elon Musk? #Monsterdon

jaunty tv series music

#monsterdon

@bstacey earth has the grooviest end credits music tho

#monsterdon

CAN WE STILL SEND YOU ELON? YOU CAN RUN EXPERIMENTS ON HIM IT'S OKAY

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

Oh no, not this closing credits music

@arrjay THIS FIRST CONTACT COULD HAVE BEEN A RADIO TRANSMISSION

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

This closing credits music kind of slaps, though.

#Monsterdon

@Louisa they say the angry red neon lights are bright
on broadway

#monsterdon

"Men of Earth. Y'all are dicks."

#Monsterdon

YES let's centrifuge the green jell-o

#Monsterdon

YOU TELL THOSE COLONIALISTS! Way to go Martians!

#monsterdon

He is so nice. He used my real name. It must be true love.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

YOU SPIRITUAL AND EMOTIONAL INFANTS

LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE

Is that... ted cassidy? #monsterdon

It's important that they set the earth stuff in NYC, and made sure to reference Brooklyn and Broadway and 5th Avenue all the time, because uhhhhhhhhh

#Monsterdon

OH i like where shes going with this!

"Lets tase tom over and over again until the amoboa leaves!" #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Wow they let her out of her uniform

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Turns out the problem is “man”…quel surprise!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon Service guarantees Citizenship! LOL.

That Martian voice sounds like the puppet voice in "The Corbomite Maneuver" in "Star Trek".

Same actor? Same electronic effect..?

#Monsterdon

That's back when Demos and Phobos were spherical

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

"I, LRRR, RULER OF THE ANGRY RED PLANET DECREE..."

#monsterdon

yes Tom needs the electric chair #monsterdon

Oh My gosh, is that how the movie ends? They will have a date?
#monsterdon

Actually kinda cheering for Iris after all the BS she's gotten in this movie...

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Diagnosis: EXHAUSTION.
Determined entirely by examining the pupils.

#Monsterdon

THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"Tom, Iris, I have something you want to hear."

tape player starts playing Man Of La Mancha

#monsterdon

Yeah I was sick of that scene too, but damn

#Monsterdon

let's just get rid of Tom #monsterdon

oh we do get to electric shock tom tho. i'll be happy to press that button.

#monsterdon

Five minutes left so she's stepping up her technobabble game #monsterdon

"I think we've found the solution!"

Doc: "What can we do? Electrocution? Medicine?"

"Amputation! It's so simple."

#Monsterdon

are they suggesting...shock therapy?!

#monsterdon

"Any electric shock that would kill the amoeba will kill Tom." Well let's get to it! #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

For a man having his arm digested piecewise by "an enzymatic infection" Tom sure took that little hypodermic needle pretty hard.

#monsterdon

oh lord, she's going to Explain the Science? everybody cover your ears/shift your headphones again.

#monsterdon

Yeah, but more of it. That's my innovation. #Monsterdon

@pineheap 3 CCs of Abrupt Ending

the antidote to Plot

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

but have you found the precipitate?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Nurse: . o O ( "3 CCs of what? Saline? Heroin? I'll go with Heroin." )

#Monsterdon

That’s right, centrifuge the heck out of that enzyme #Monsterdon