Iris discovers the Colonel's lube enthusiasm #monsterdon

oh no, green jello! how's a girl expected to stay calm! (-_-)

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These characters are awfully sanguine about their crewmates buying the farm in mysterious and horrifying ways.

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He's got a Michael Jackson glove made of Jello :D #Monsterdon

"How am I supposed to fly the ship back to Earth myself, I'm only a woman!" or something

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou I think the Professor had a weak heart and the strain of the re-wiring work and then the launch from Mars got to him. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

I don't understand what is happening right now

Okay so after we electrify our rocket, I guess the amoeba goes away, but then our radio turns on and a bug guy is on the TV and the radio says "Men of Earth we are the people of the planet Mars we give you this warning do not forget..." but then we don't see what they say because it cuts to the spaceship being in space again in its cartoon form and only the professor and the girl are there and they don't quite know what's going on.

#monsterdon

Wait, did one of them just die of No Reason?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

This mission is why they quit allowing people with pace makers to be astronauts.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

mr martian gives you ONE thing to remember and you go and forget??

#monsterdon

"Are you okay Getell?"
"I forgot about my battery operated articial heart..."
#monsterdon

In this #monsterdon we learn that electricity is loud and also any space rocket will have 5000+ components that make a horrible screeching noise.

he's still got his shirt open, ffs...

#Monsterdon

This is a very Star Trek solution to the space monster problem (do a weird science), but I think its less engaging than a Star Trek episode because the characters are less likeable and there's no weird thoughtful angle to the dilemma to make the audience go "huh".

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Car wash on Mars

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They wired the hull to the Bitcoin mining rig #monsterdon

Whipple shields were apparently first proposed in 1947, so the meteor bumper bit may well have a basis in reality.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon His plan is based on there not being any conductors between the inner and outer hull?

I wonder how they're attached.

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Tom needs to button his f-ing shirt I don't need to see that

Looks like a car wash. 🎶🎵clap. Clap. Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap…working at the (alien) car wash….🎶🎵#monsterdon

YES THEY'RE ELECTRIFYING THE HULL

CALLED IT

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Unicellular animal that has eyes, okay, got it

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

A unicellular animal with EYEBALLS ROTATING AROUND

#monsterdon

Use your hideously radioactive engines

#Monsterdon

UNICELLULAR..?

WTF?

NO IT IS NOT!

#Monsterdon

It's killing all the right people at least
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@Terencio I think in 1959, this gauge would read "Normal".

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Look at the viewports! We seem to be inside some sort of a carwash.

#monsterdon

Close the door. You're letting all the Mars in.

#monsterdon

Can’t tell what’s inside of ship, outside of ship, inside of monster, or outside of monster

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"...Close the door"

♫ Come alive~♪ #Monsterdon

Well, that's more canned food for the rest of us

#monsterdon

This twirling eyeball 😂

#Monsterdon

YES THANK YOU BLOB MONSTER

#monsterdon

I hope that boat tastes good at least

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

My eyeballs spin around like that when I’m watching #monsterdon movies.

Oh shit! They made Cthulhu mad! he had his first vacation in 10 thousand years and they ruined his scuba lesson.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

It IS possible that immediately shooting every creature you see might not the best way to promote good interplanetary relations....

#Monsterdon

@Taweret #monsterdon

At least it's not as bad as the music from "Grizzly 2"

more monsters should have 360 degree spinning eyes #monsterdon

dang, space blobfish ate their space boat :(

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His recorder gun was shockingly ineffective.

#Monsterdon

“Colonel take a look at this”

He looks.

“Nice drawing Professor, but you still need to work on your 2D perspective”

#monsterdon

The city from the sun beneath the sea?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

hey we got a kaiju

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@Terencio this is amazing

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

those building didn't just grow, they were drawn to exacting specifications by a professional architect.

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"Tom look at this, what do you make of it? "

"Seems to be a bad drawing of some sort of city."

#monsterdon

Now that's the sort of city of future we were promised!

#Monsterdon

space boat!

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Someone loves that rat/bat/spider/nightmare

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet #MonsterdonMemes

Irish is wondering whether she should have brought back that water sample into the cabin and opened it without any bio-protection whatsoever

#monsterdon

stop going outside!

#monsterdon

They brought a boat?

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

"The waiting... Uncertainty... Not knowing..."

Emotional states! Single words! Just phrases! #Monsterdon

@kshernandez Im also on my laptop. Looks like others mb are seeing more red (?) #monsterdon

i saw a B205 on one of their computer consoles and BURROUGHS on the tape reels so i googled burroughs 205 and there's some excellent looking gadgets

#monsterdon

can we lure one of the spiders in here so we can see it properly?

#monsterdon

The crew preparing for the buffeting of explosively clawing up out of a gravity well by fastening nothing more than a car-style lap belt is pretty hilarious, you have to admit.

#monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88
I believe the studios were hoping audiences would watch these Mars movies based on the success of the previous year's Muppets From Space!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Forgot to release the parking brake #monsterdon

#monsterdon At least they aren't goofing up the reflections in the "water”

That cowering is from a thirties style film. #Monsterdon

Help the tentacle monster is going to molest me!

… I haven't had any action except asshole in 47 days, this tentacle monster IS GOING to molest me!
#monsterdon #angryredplanet

Bingo! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I don't like this Nigel Farage lookin mfer and I don't like his pinky ring

#Monsterdon

It's not like any water on Earth. You couldn't do dishes with it. At least not dishes as we know them.

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"Sam. Shut up." #monsterdon

Definitely orange. Or is it just my computer? #monsterdon

"...peek-a-boo, I seeeee you!"

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

A crack about discovering water on Mars. Prescient

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@allanb tbf to the Movie the Science hasn't been too stupid.

The crew though....

#Monsterdon

"If it is water"

drink it and find out Colonel, please

#Monsterdon

Does the rat-bat-spider...
No. But he does go blind. The poor baby.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Okay, so I guess if we shoot the cool spider-bat-cone monster enough, it wanders away, slightly injured.

Having enraged the local wildlife, we walk more and find a flat area, which I'm not sure is a sea or a desert.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon What was he aiming at before?

How did he get stuck in there? That's like someting only a cat could accomplish. #monsterdon

they are REMARKABLY composed after confronting TERROR INCARNATE

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Have you tried apologizing for whacking it with a fucking machete you fucking poltroons?

#monsterdon

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The "laser gun" makes the same sound as Rudolph's nose in the classic claymation.

#monsterdon

Worst. Weapon. Ever.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Anyone notice that the days counter just isn't really even on? How many days? Eh, Bulova.

mans is definitely has a concern

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

WHY DOES IT HAVE LITTLE HANDS

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

THERE HE IS! THAT'S MY BOY! GOOD BOY!
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

No snark, that’s a good creature. #monsterdon

Instead of shooting it, maybe just leave it be....oh too late...

#Monsterdon

"I'll go with you."

Yeah, once he figures out how that sheathe works 9_9 #Monsterdon

tbf the giant bat spider is kinda funky in the red light

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More like a matte charcoal drawing than a painting #monsterdon

I really hope the Colonel dies in this movie but I have a horrible feeling they might save him....

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@klu9 ugh, fair. i'm cursed forever. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet And we have COFFEE SIGN! #CoffeeWatch is pleased.

hardtack clack clack.mp4

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"Look the sun's coming up" I guess we'll have to fucking take your word for it. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

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noooooooooooooooo

#monsterdon

A full 5 day surface stay.

I mean, yeah, sure, for the movie, but that's so short...

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet