hey we got a kaiju

#monsterdon

@Terencio this is amazing

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those building didn't just grow, they were drawn to exacting specifications by a professional architect.

#monsterdon

"Tom look at this, what do you make of it? "

"Seems to be a bad drawing of some sort of city."

#monsterdon

Now that's the sort of city of future we were promised!

#Monsterdon

space boat!

#monsterdon

Someone loves that rat/bat/spider/nightmare

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet #MonsterdonMemes

Irish is wondering whether she should have brought back that water sample into the cabin and opened it without any bio-protection whatsoever

#monsterdon

stop going outside!

#monsterdon

They brought a boat?

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

"The waiting... Uncertainty... Not knowing..."

Emotional states! Single words! Just phrases! #Monsterdon

i saw a B205 on one of their computer consoles and BURROUGHS on the tape reels so i googled burroughs 205 and there's some excellent looking gadgets

#monsterdon

can we lure one of the spiders in here so we can see it properly?

#monsterdon

The crew preparing for the buffeting of explosively clawing up out of a gravity well by fastening nothing more than a car-style lap belt is pretty hilarious, you have to admit.

#monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88
I believe the studios were hoping audiences would watch these Mars movies based on the success of the previous year's Muppets From Space!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Forgot to release the parking brake #monsterdon

#monsterdon At least they aren't goofing up the reflections in the "water”

That cowering is from a thirties style film. #Monsterdon

Help the tentacle monster is going to molest me!

… I haven't had any action except asshole in 47 days, this tentacle monster IS GOING to molest me!
#monsterdon #angryredplanet

Bingo! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I don't like this Nigel Farage lookin mfer and I don't like his pinky ring

#Monsterdon

It's not like any water on Earth. You couldn't do dishes with it. At least not dishes as we know them.

#monsterdon

Definitely orange. Or is it just my computer? #monsterdon

"...peek-a-boo, I seeeee you!"

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

A crack about discovering water on Mars. Prescient

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@allanb tbf to the Movie the Science hasn't been too stupid.

The crew though....

#Monsterdon

"If it is water"

drink it and find out Colonel, please

#Monsterdon

Does the rat-bat-spider...
No. But he does go blind. The poor baby.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Okay, so I guess if we shoot the cool spider-bat-cone monster enough, it wanders away, slightly injured.

Having enraged the local wildlife, we walk more and find a flat area, which I'm not sure is a sea or a desert.

#monsterdon

How did he get stuck in there? That's like someting only a cat could accomplish. #monsterdon

they are REMARKABLY composed after confronting TERROR INCARNATE

#monsterdon

Have you tried apologizing for whacking it with a fucking machete you fucking poltroons?

#monsterdon

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#Monsterdon

Worst. Weapon. Ever.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Anyone notice that the days counter just isn't really even on? How many days? Eh, Bulova.

mans is definitely has a concern

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

WHY DOES IT HAVE LITTLE HANDS

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THERE HE IS! THAT'S MY BOY! GOOD BOY!
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

No snark, that’s a good creature. #monsterdon

Instead of shooting it, maybe just leave it be....oh too late...

#Monsterdon

"I'll go with you."

Yeah, once he figures out how that sheathe works 9_9 #Monsterdon

tbf the giant bat spider is kinda funky in the red light

#Monsterdon

More like a matte charcoal drawing than a painting #monsterdon

I really hope the Colonel dies in this movie but I have a horrible feeling they might save him....

#Monsterdon

@klu9 ugh, fair. i'm cursed forever. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet And we have COFFEE SIGN! #CoffeeWatch is pleased.

hardtack clack clack.mp4

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"Look the sun's coming up" I guess we'll have to fucking take your word for it. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

noooooooooooooooo

#monsterdon

A full 5 day surface stay.

I mean, yeah, sure, for the movie, but that's so short...

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Ah, the old wrap a tentacle around yourself trick.

#Monsterdon

MR-1 in DUB

#Monsterdon

Every time he says Irish -- I want to sic Devil Girl on him.

#Monsterdon

Community mind? You mean like Liberals and Communists?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Feed me Seymore!

"Community mind?"

Yeah, at the rec center. Next to the tool library. #Monsterdon

Observation: nothing's happening

Conclusion: hive mind

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero @Lazarou
I'm like 20 minutes behind when I saw everyone's comments and wondered how bad it was for Iris, and WOW, just WOW this is bad!

I wouldn't be surprised if this story is about how the Martians are female, and based on Iris' treatment, decided to slap the men around for justice. 😆

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon Okay, she’s romancing the tentacle. Feed me, Seymour!

That plant creature is sexist, that's all #monsterdon

i think iris and the colonel are planning to murder Sam. what the heck was that exchange of looks?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon On Burning Siena Golden Pond!

"any swash I had just came unbuckled" is a metaphor for sh**ting yourself

#monsterdon

The Colonel sits like the worst male boss you've had.

#Monsterdon

Audrey II moved to Mars

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#Monsterdon Iris is getting felt up by everyone on this journey. I wouldn't want to remember either.

@Lazarou this movie does love its annoying sounds #monsterdon

I'm wearing my 3D glasses from Creature of the Black Lagoon and I can't see shit.
#monsterdon

Hold up Tom, you're ripping the felt. We gotta use this model again. #Monsterdon

It's easy, just don't wrap yourself up in the tentacles

#Monsterdon

I appreciate that they built a giant plant but this filter is ruining the whole thing

#monsterdon

I want every single one of these people to shut up. Or break into a musical number, because the being smug isn't working. #Monsterdon

This horrid red filter for all these outdoor scenes on Mars is pretty hard on the eyes, but I expect it was probably a pretty clever way to shoot a bunch of footage with cheaper black and white film, and also camouflage some prop work and set dressing that would otherwise more strongly challenge the willing suspension of disbelief.

#monsterdon

“Loud and clear, four by four” vs “five by five”?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

the plants are animals, calling it...

#Monsterdon

She wants to pick some plants

Call that Cinemagic: the Gathering

#Monsterdon

What is that a blunderbuss? #monsterdon

Special Effects Mattes by That One Guy Who Did Every Pulp Cover For Decades Who Sucks.

#monsterdon

Filmed in MigraneVision #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Wow, this production's so cheap we don't even get negative scratches. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I think we've taken the "red" part a bit too far.

She has a good scream! That’s a #monsterdon leading lady!

#angryredplanet

What color is Mars again?
#monsterdon

This whole world is drawn! Get out of here!! #monsterdon

Is this CineMagic?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"But there's nothing there now!"

And as we all know, if you can't see something immediately, it doesn't exist. #Monsterdon

@AlfNoProblem I agree! But it seems like they’re using it to show the slow passage of time #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Ooh, the set of her jaw when she says "Then use it."

Gives me shivers.

(Bah.)

I wonder what the alien is doing

#monsterdon

get her name right you misogynistic twat!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon She's shocked, she's hysterical! You see, her creepy crawly vagina just wanders around moaning and screaming. HYSTERICAL!

If you have a Hasselblad (?) camera around your neck and you see an alien through the window, why not take a photo of it?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

how long is this "so you see, this WOMAN has space hysteria" shit going to go on for

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

so (a) always drug the chick so she doesn't have an emotion and (b) also drug the chick so you can see directly into her brain movies

I'm afraid her mind has become completely feminated. We'll have to smoke pipes until her memory clears

#Monsterdon

The guy arguing against drugging Iris is as close as they had to feminists in those days. #monsterdon

She can still hear you

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

lol, pump her full of drugs to get her to speak, how mid 20th century!

#Monsterdon

WINDOW MONSTER

#monsterdon