#monsterdon His name was Ib.

There are some really bad movies in here, y’all, but it’s an honor to 💩-post along with y’all!

#Monsterdon

And the moral of the story is that when choosing a destination for a space mission, one should select a place with a soothing, bland color and everything will be fine. Or shoot it in black and white, your choice #monsterdon

Yikes! Translation: Dontchu bring yo az back here. Ok? #monsterdon

Figured out how to add https://miru.miyaku.media/ to the Apple TV Owncast app as a favorite

#monsterdon #owncast

wut

what even happened

and what is the rat/bat/spider/nightmare up to... spinoff please

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

MARTIANS AS SPACE DOUCHES

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#monsterdon It's called a circlejerk! We must STROKE HARD! ;)

@ramsey

Fragged by his own unit in Vietnam

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@_L1vY_ yeah I can see it

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Well that was something alright. Very riffable. Very 50s.

Thank you for another wonderful night of riffing #Monsterdon. Thank you @Taweret for hosting once again.

Hope everyone has a great week!

Something tells me this is the only film that ever used Cinemagic™ by Norman Maurer.

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well i liked the Cinemagic™️ and the spinning eye blob monster was great
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alas no bingoooooo

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon NO! STOP! MORE THORAZINE... *gurgle*

#monsterdon How's she going to maintain Condition A, huh? We've gotta be slumming it around J or something at this point.

@aburka 👏

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonMemes #TheAngryRedPlanet

@moira Clearly the Martians are not above a little hyperbole. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

This closing theme has a Lost In Space vibe.

#Monsterdon

Mars needs no vacationing earthmen
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

THE END

GO HOME
#monsterdon

Okay, I know there were issues, but that movie actually had quite a lot going for it.

The story is not too bad, saving some very dated dialog.

And the effects were pretty good for the time.

Excellent concept art.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

This movie fucked off into a weird musical vamp. The acting sucked, and so did cinemagic. At least it got Earth right in the end. I am reminded of Ed Wood, though..

#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet What is with this adult, jazzy version of the Jetsons theme?

I think "aliens who think they're superior" should be added to the bingo card. #monsterdon

and that's, uh, it for this #monsterdon - roll credits and enjoy some groovy music!

may I never here that beep gun again

#monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #theangryredplanet. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: The hell with radiation; let's go!

SUDDEN SWING BAND #monsterdon

#monsterdon Don't talk, that's what smoking that frikken pipe does to you. COPD you dumbass. Someone help me attach this plunger to his mouth-hole so we can plunger up the gunk.

Way to harsh our buzz, Mars. #monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

The Martians are correct!

and so they never went outside again

ty for joining, everyone!!!

#monsterdon

@moira

The last tape!

#Monsterdon

even the martians are exhausted by watching this plot plod along

#Monsterdon

We were emitting radio signals for centuries?
#monsterdon

Tom, put on a fucking shirt!

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Feels like something out of a Monty Python skit

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

lol, Humanity is getting told.....

#Monsterdon

never thought I'd see that in a monsterdon movie 🥴
#monsterdon

"then we'll subject Tom to electric shocks. Just short of being harmful to him"

awwww

#Monsterdon

"...any electrical shock strong enough to kill the growth will kill Tom."
"I know........"

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

this entire movie was a wrong choice.

#monsterdon

These control panels are magnificent

#Monsterdon

I don't know about you, but double popped collars just SCREAM "SERIOUS SCIENCE" to me

#monsterdon

Doctor, do we have an extremely rusty centrifuge

#Monsterdon

Colonel Tom could have avoided this if he kept his cuffs buttoned as per SOP #monsterdon

lol "Science Tubes"

big Ivanka Trump energy there

#Monsterdon

I can't help but feel Iris would have been better off without the rest of them

I guess except for her terrible instincts at avoiding tentacles

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

SLAP HIM

not for any medical reason just because he's a jackass

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I forget that telescopes in the 1950s didn’t have enough resolution to get a really good image of Mars, so these folks assumed it had…clam shells?…and dots?…on it.

#Monsterdon

aww crap, they're going to save Tom

#Monsterdon

"...what was the warning? What did the voice say?"
"It ...... said ............... drink ..... more ... Ovaltine."

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Wait wait that's a Mysterious Death!

BINGO!

#Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf #monsterdon

well... she ran out of food, see...?

@gnomon What a bunch of professionals! Yeah, that's it! #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Nice painting of Mars

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Professor pipe-smokin has died... But he never really contributed anything to the plot. Hell the freeze ray was more important as a character.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

lol, this is like the aftermath of some wild party....

"why are my keys in thee toilet?"

#Monsterdon

Iris discovers the Colonel's lube enthusiasm #monsterdon

oh no, green jello! how's a girl expected to stay calm! (-_-)

#monsterdon

These characters are awfully sanguine about their crewmates buying the farm in mysterious and horrifying ways.

#monsterdon

He's got a Michael Jackson glove made of Jello :D #Monsterdon

"How am I supposed to fly the ship back to Earth myself, I'm only a woman!" or something

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou I think the Professor had a weak heart and the strain of the re-wiring work and then the launch from Mars got to him. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

I don't understand what is happening right now

Okay so after we electrify our rocket, I guess the amoeba goes away, but then our radio turns on and a bug guy is on the TV and the radio says "Men of Earth we are the people of the planet Mars we give you this warning do not forget..." but then we don't see what they say because it cuts to the spaceship being in space again in its cartoon form and only the professor and the girl are there and they don't quite know what's going on.

#monsterdon

Wait, did one of them just die of No Reason?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

This mission is why they quit allowing people with pace makers to be astronauts.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"Are you okay Getell?"
"I forgot about my battery operated articial heart..."
#monsterdon

mr martian gives you ONE thing to remember and you go and forget??

#monsterdon

In this #monsterdon we learn that electricity is loud and also any space rocket will have 5000+ components that make a horrible screeching noise.

he's still got his shirt open, ffs...

#Monsterdon

This is a very Star Trek solution to the space monster problem (do a weird science), but I think its less engaging than a Star Trek episode because the characters are less likeable and there's no weird thoughtful angle to the dilemma to make the audience go "huh".

#monsterdon

Car wash on Mars

#monsterdon

They wired the hull to the Bitcoin mining rig #monsterdon

Whipple shields were apparently first proposed in 1947, so the meteor bumper bit may well have a basis in reality.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon His plan is based on there not being any conductors between the inner and outer hull?

I wonder how they're attached.

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

Tom needs to button his f-ing shirt I don't need to see that

Looks like a car wash. 🎶🎵clap. Clap. Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap…working at the (alien) car wash….🎶🎵#monsterdon

YES THEY'RE ELECTRIFYING THE HULL

CALLED IT

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Unicellular animal that has eyes, okay, got it

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

A unicellular animal with EYEBALLS ROTATING AROUND

#monsterdon

Use your hideously radioactive engines

#Monsterdon

UNICELLULAR..?

WTF?

NO IT IS NOT!

#Monsterdon

It's killing all the right people at least
#monsterdon

@Terencio I think in 1959, this gauge would read "Normal".

#monsterdon

Close the door. You're letting all the Mars in.

#monsterdon

Can’t tell what’s inside of ship, outside of ship, inside of monster, or outside of monster

#monsterdon

"...Close the door"

♫ Come alive~♪ #Monsterdon

Well, that's more canned food for the rest of us

#monsterdon

This twirling eyeball 😂

#Monsterdon

I hope that boat tastes good at least

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

My eyeballs spin around like that when I’m watching #monsterdon movies.

Oh shit! They made Cthulhu mad! he had his first vacation in 10 thousand years and they ruined his scuba lesson.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

It IS possible that immediately shooting every creature you see might not the best way to promote good interplanetary relations....

#Monsterdon

@Taweret #monsterdon

At least it's not as bad as the music from "Grizzly 2"

more monsters should have 360 degree spinning eyes #monsterdon

His recorder gun was shockingly ineffective.

#Monsterdon

“Colonel take a look at this”

He looks.

“Nice drawing Professor, but you still need to work on your 2D perspective”

#monsterdon

The city from the sun beneath the sea?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet