Ooooh, intelligent life is found near the equator
Honestly, that explain the existence of this movie, created very far away from Earthβs equator #Monsterdon
That guy's pretty good at lookin' out a window
Oxygen Consumption Meter: Take the pipe out of your fucking mouth!
"If there is any native intelligence, it should be around this belt."
...Was that a come on line?
#Monsterdon BUTTON YOUR FUCKING SHIRT, COLONEL!
Yes, the lack of plot has gotten us all
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet I wonder if this is one of the inspirations for the Fantastic Four? The makeup of the crew is surprisingly similar.
"Weirdsville"? Was your grandma Shaggy?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
Maybe they should have brought a telescope. Binoculars even? #monsterdon
The most surprising thing is that Mars has a blue sky, and looks an awful lot like the desert just north of Los Angeles. #Monsterdon
Or maybe they're just the same shade of blue as your windows...
#Monsterdon
Someone tell that guy his sex appeal goes up the LESS of his chest we can see. #Monsterdon
I really hate that colonel
don't worry, oxygen consumption hasn't hit "excessive" yet so we're good #monsterdon
"Huh, blue skies on Mars."
THIS SPACESHIP HAS A SMOKING CLASS?!
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why is it blue out there now it was red before?
also the idiot light testing for oxygen consumption rate has green for 'normal' and red for 'excessive'
At least theyβre wearing sensible space shoes.
@Louisa and who's from brooklyn
So help me, if they don't put on suits to leave the ship . . .
Why is the red planet suddenly blue outside?
I like how they moved after the Move Sound π
Who the hell wrote this script? "If your ears start to twitch, lemme know fast so I can twitch with ya."
WTAF
#Monsterdon "With all that vegetation out there, something is bound to be alive."
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Vegetation *is* alive, Captain Crotch Shot.
@Taweret at least SHOW us outside!!
Shouting out our science! #Monsterdon
If I had acted in this movie, I would have asked if I could keep the jumpsuit.
#Monsterdon
'Don't touch me colonel, we talked about this'
So do we get out of the rocket before the hour mark?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
"Blue skies on Mars."
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Dialogue is kinda like Hogan's Heroes
#monsterdon
We're watching this guy instead of following the other astronaut because there is no set for the other room.
omg just go outside already
Don't talk about indians captain dipshit.
DAMN MARTIAN POTATO FIELDS!
Poor. Trigger. Discipline. #Monsterdon
@bstacey This is #Monsterdon , no emotions allowed
Racism. Great #monsterdon
Oh ho ho, you don't know about the 5 Armed Ongolars?
#Monsterdon
They haven't talked to Earth since launch?
Wall of lights, tape drive, instrumented chairs, sexual harassment, this rocket has it all!.
Did she tell the story of her proposition in her debriefing? And what about the stuff where she's not in the roomβ½
"My dad when I was a kid told me about his grandfather. He had a dog."
Nobody strapped in while landing on Mars. Iβm starting to wonder if this movie is scientifically sound.
#Monsterdon
"Turn up the volume, Sam"
Planet: "Welcome to Mars! Please have your travel documents ready for the entry agents and..."
@klu9 aw I can't continue the chain, but this is the best possible use of quote toots
They've got a dual trace fancy oscilloscope and nothing to show on it.
turn up the volume on⦠the window?
When landing on another planet, I'd expect an emotion or two
"Turn down the volume, Sam" -- the audience #monsterdon
Ugh, this guy and his childhood stories....
"...turn up the volume Sam."
"wait, Mars has a ground loop!"
oh they're flying to mars. I have it muted till they get to the red planet, all I see are men in rooms #monsterdon
I love how they are flying in space in basic office chairs.
#Monsterdon
@socketwench@masto.hackers.town im looking at all those wound copper relays in the wall and i want to poke it β‘ #Monsterdon
Well yeah, they're waiting for you to go out there! They want to make first contact!
#Monsterdon
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they have a tiny round window to look out before they get out
no, turn -down- the volume, sam, you can stop shouting
You do the Science things, I'll stare out the window
Sam is my favorite. Of course he's a Brooklyn man.
you have landed. we are now turning on the cabin lights so you may unbuckle and retrieve your luggage from the overhead compartments.
"So I dabbed some perfume behind my ears, and on the back of my knees, because I was horny. While doing this I reflected on each dude in the ship." - Iris to the doctors, apparently.
What the fuck was that cum swallowing face she made lmao #monsterdon #theangryredplanet1959
We have quite a lot of office work to do before we go out. #Monsterdon
So apparently Irishβs main function is to be well lit and directly facing the camera.
Essential crew.
Perhaps the most impressive thing about this film so far is the prominent use of red LEDs.
New tech at the time of filming.
Are we about to finally see the Cinemagic?!
Greater Brooklyn!
#monsterdon
really like how she is actually sitting there in shock in the hospital while telling the docs about all her weird flirting on the spaceship #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Was the incidental music O Canada?
Nice satisfying explosion on landing
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#monsterdon He's going to mumble stupid initialisms because that's his job. TPS reports and pointless initialisms.
We've achieved camera shaking. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
could they have made a dramatic landing scene any more boring than that #monsterdon
Narrator: And that's why he was the first to die when they met the aliens.
Iris is doing a crossword while the men holler
So this entire flashback is being related to the ground crew by Iris? Because I think she's going into too much irrelevant detail #monsterdon
"Marco!"
Marco!
three control panels and a clipboard. I see who's really valuable here. #monsterdon
Um... what hats?
#Monsterdon
They said the title! #Monsterdon
Science Jargon Capacity: Full #monsterdon
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I like how the little guy gets to watch the landing but out of the rear window only I guess
*sighs*.........Industry....science and....*groans* ...........technology. Ginger women taking microscopes out of boxes, looking through them....and....adjusting them.....[falls asleep]
@gnomon Everyoneβs lungs would be on fire!
give us your best g-force faces!
I thought this was set on Mars #Monsterdon
@gnomon Well, there was shaving gear on at least some of the Apollo missions, so it might be fine.
@wohali i was also wondering about that! vibro canada!
Marco... Polo! #monsterdon
"God DAMN it Roy. Look at how big this ship is. Can't you shave in the lav? I don't want your damn whiskers all over the comms station!"
Really enjoying the space ship maintenance montage.
well, by their front view, this is a crash, not a landing
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#Monsterdon the inside of their spacecraft looks like a 90s doctor's office in a strip mall.
I need emergency ration D: Dramamine!
Um, should we be spinning around wildly? I forget.
I wonder how much Bulova paid for screen time.