Digging the creativity of the misogyny here. Really.

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet1959

@Taweret He wants the new neighbors to pipe down please #monsterdon

She just doesn't want to remember the sexual harrassment. I don't blame her. #Monsterdon

"I'm actually looking forward to start to work."

You don't have to read the typos in the script

#Monsterdon

Me: Finally, an alien! Action!
Movie: LOL, hold me beer!
#monsterdon

Ah, they all go outside.
I would like to, it takes a brave woman to keepbwatchingbwhile struggling with Fresh Cat Turd odour.

#Monsterdon

Ahhh! A drawing in the window!! #monsterdon

BAD WATERCOLOR APPEARANCE!

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The Three-Eyed Bug Man!

Thus ends our first flashback.

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These are some skimpy space suits! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oak Express is all natural. It's the only thing that is.

:sickos: :sickos2: 🪟

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The first Irish on Mars.
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These space suits don’t look very fun. I can’t in good conscious cross off that BINGO square.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I ship those two

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#Monsterdon A purse? In space?

Crazy plants? Did we see those?

#Monsterdon

YES GOOD! DO THINGS!

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GEEZ SAM SHUT UP ALREADY #monsterdon

Boiler Suits of AMAZING CAPABILITY

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon no breeze…

On Mars…

…

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

I'm convinced that this movie had people involved who cared about the science.

Shame the plot keeps on not moving.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

The script writer trying to tell us that all the nothing happening in the movie is intentional. #monsterdon

"We'll all go! Let's all be in danger together with no backup."

#Monsterdon

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Oh good, suits

#monsterdon #cinemagic

Let's everyone leave the ship at the same time.

🎵 Rat Bat Spider Crab, come on 🎶
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Plants? On Mars?
#Monsterdon

I wonder if we get to see any of the things that they are seeing? #Monsterdon

Turn DOWN the volume, Sam. #Monsterdon

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#TheAngryRedPlanet

So the lights are on full volume.
WTAF

Man, imagine if the movie actually showed us what they're looking at. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Smoking a pipe in an oxygen rich environment seems… risky.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon is he hitting on Sammy now?

I like how they line-up to fit into the frame. It looks so natural.

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@Taweret Scared because they didn't bring helmets, the idiots #monsterdon

For the love of the Universe will *someone* leave the damn spaceship and go lick a mars rock or something!

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

"something's got to move"

as opposed to the immediate area you've blasted to hell with THE ROCKET

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Ooooh, intelligent life is found near the equator

Honestly, that explain the existence of this movie, created very far away from Earth’s equator #Monsterdon

That guy's pretty good at lookin' out a window

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Oxygen Consumption Meter: Take the pipe out of your fucking mouth!

"If there is any native intelligence, it should be around this belt."

...Was that a come on line?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon BUTTON YOUR FUCKING SHIRT, COLONEL!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet I wonder if this is one of the inspirations for the Fantastic Four? The makeup of the crew is surprisingly similar.

Maybe they should have brought a telescope. Binoculars even? #monsterdon

The most surprising thing is that Mars has a blue sky, and looks an awful lot like the desert just north of Los Angeles. #Monsterdon

Or maybe they're just the same shade of blue as your windows...
#Monsterdon

Someone tell that guy his sex appeal goes up the LESS of his chest we can see. #Monsterdon

I really hate that colonel

#Monsterdon

don't worry, oxygen consumption hasn't hit "excessive" yet so we're good #monsterdon

"Huh, blue skies on Mars."

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

THIS SPACESHIP HAS A SMOKING CLASS?!

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"Shoot anything that moves."

Thats so Sam.

At least they’re wearing sensible space shoes.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

why is it blue out there now it was red before?

also the idiot light testing for oxygen consumption rate has green for 'normal' and red for 'excessive'

@Louisa and who's from brooklyn

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So help me, if they don't put on suits to leave the ship . . .

Why is the red planet suddenly blue outside?

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I like how they moved after the Move Sound 😂

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Who the hell wrote this script? "If your ears start to twitch, lemme know fast so I can twitch with ya."
WTAF

#Monsterdon "With all that vegetation out there, something is bound to be alive."

…

Vegetation *is* alive, Captain Crotch Shot.

@Taweret at least SHOW us outside!!

#monsterdon

Shouting out our science! #Monsterdon

If I had acted in this movie, I would have asked if I could keep the jumpsuit.
#Monsterdon

So do we get out of the rocket before the hour mark?
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

'Don't touch me colonel, we talked about this'

#Monsterdon

"Blue skies on Mars."

#Monsterdon

Dialogue is kinda like Hogan's Heroes
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We're watching this guy instead of following the other astronaut because there is no set for the other room.

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omg just go outside already

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Don't talk about indians captain dipshit.

DAMN MARTIAN POTATO FIELDS!

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Poor. Trigger. Discipline. #Monsterdon

@bstacey This is #Monsterdon , no emotions allowed

#TheAngryRedPlanet

Racism. Great #monsterdon

Oh ho ho, you don't know about the 5 Armed Ongolars?
#Monsterdon

They haven't talked to Earth since launch?

Wall of lights, tape drive, instrumented chairs, sexual harassment, this rocket has it all!.

Did she tell the story of her proposition in her debriefing? And what about the stuff where she's not in the room‽

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"My dad when I was a kid told me about his grandfather. He had a dog."

#Monsterdon

ah yes

seek out strange new worlds...and shoot whatever you find there!

#monsterdon

"Turn up the volume, Sam"

Planet: "Welcome to Mars! Please have your travel documents ready for the entry agents and..."

#Monsterdon

@klu9 aw I can't continue the chain, but this is the best possible use of quote toots

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They've got a dual trace fancy oscilloscope and nothing to show on it.

turn up the volume on… the window?

#Monsterdon

When landing on another planet, I'd expect an emotion or two

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"Turn down the volume, Sam" -- the audience #monsterdon

Ugh, this guy and his childhood stories....

#Monsterdon

"...turn up the volume Sam."
"wait, Mars has a ground loop!"

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

oh they're flying to mars. I have it muted till they get to the red planet, all I see are men in rooms #monsterdon

I love how they are flying in space in basic office chairs.
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@socketwench@masto.hackers.town im looking at all those wound copper relays in the wall and i want to poke it ⚡ #Monsterdon

Well yeah, they're waiting for you to go out there! They want to make first contact!
#Monsterdon

no, turn -down- the volume, sam, you can stop shouting

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

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they have a tiny round window to look out before they get out

You do the Science things, I'll stare out the window

#Monsterdon

Sam is my favorite. Of course he's a Brooklyn man.

#Monsterdon

you have landed. we are now turning on the cabin lights so you may unbuckle and retrieve your luggage from the overhead compartments.

#monsterdon

"So I dabbed some perfume behind my ears, and on the back of my knees, because I was horny. While doing this I reflected on each dude in the ship." - Iris to the doctors, apparently.

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet1959

What the fuck was that cum swallowing face she made lmao #monsterdon #theangryredplanet1959

We have quite a lot of office work to do before we go out. #Monsterdon

Perhaps the most impressive thing about this film so far is the prominent use of red LEDs.

New tech at the time of filming.

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