Greater Brooklyn!
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Are we about to finally see the Cinemagic?!

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really like how she is actually sitting there in shock in the hospital while telling the docs about all her weird flirting on the spaceship #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Was the incidental music O Canada?

Nice satisfying explosion on landing
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#monsterdon He's going to mumble stupid initialisms because that's his job. TPS reports and pointless initialisms.

We've achieved camera shaking. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

could they have made a dramatic landing scene any more boring than that #monsterdon

Narrator: And that's why he was the first to die when they met the aliens.

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Iris is doing a crossword while the men holler

So this entire flashback is being related to the ground crew by Iris? Because I think she's going into too much irrelevant detail #monsterdon

And the rocket lands the way the cast acts

Butt first.

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How do they have normal gravity aboard?

Camera shake landing!

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"Marco!"
Marco!

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three control panels and a clipboard. I see who's really valuable here. #monsterdon

Um... what hats?
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They said the title! #Monsterdon

Science Jargon Capacity: Full #monsterdon

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I like how the little guy gets to watch the landing but out of the rear window only I guess

*sighs*.........Industry....science and....*groans* ...........technology. Ginger women taking microscopes out of boxes, looking through them....and....adjusting them.....[falls asleep]

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@gnomon Everyone’s lungs would be on fire!

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give us your best g-force faces!

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I thought this was set on Mars #Monsterdon

@gnomon Well, there was shaving gear on at least some of the Apollo missions, so it might be fine.

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@wohali i was also wondering about that! vibro canada!

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Marco... Polo! #monsterdon

"God DAMN it Roy. Look at how big this ship is. Can't you shave in the lav? I don't want your damn whiskers all over the comms station!"

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Really enjoying the space ship maintenance montage.

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well, by their front view, this is a crash, not a landing
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#Monsterdon the inside of their spacecraft looks like a 90s doctor's office in a strip mall.

I need emergency ration D: Dramamine!

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Um, should we be spinning around wildly? I forget.

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I wonder how much Bulova paid for screen time.

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#TheAngryRedPlanet1959

#monsterdon You got your vibraphones in my padding! You got your padding in my vibraphones!

Front is out of control but rear is steady

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
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Oh, right, they're going to Percival Lowell's Mars

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Go home forward camera. You're drunk. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Why is the incidental music O Canada?

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Is there a B&W version on #Tubi? This colorized version is sus' as hell!

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Almost thought that was Oh Canada for a sec🇨🇦
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#Monsterdon Ye gods, reading that shit is the aural equivalent of swimsuit calendars. Having flashbacks to my early techniican days.

Wait… they’re over halfway there and still under acceleration?
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We paid for these tapes, we are fucking using them!
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days in flight: 29

which is also how long it feels like we've been watching this

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Not watching #Monsterdon tonight, and regretting it from all the fun posts

I hope the rest of the film is this guy's hallucination of Mars on his long en lonely return trip to Earth like in that Garfield hollowness comic...

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Let's review our cast, apparently. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon When I use your name, I'll be a FAAATHER! Because I'm both creepy and a msyogynist! Where's that damn COFFEE WOMAN!

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she has to make food and type on a literal typewriter. Like with paper in it.

Comic book guy is being kind and rewind.

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And after Iris has been typing for 12 days....

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“Wonder if I’ll ever get to see the next issue?”

Oh no, dude! Check for a red shirt underneath your uniform!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

Reel to reel tapes on a spaceship!

Bulova #Monsterdon

Ah yes. The 9-track tape reels.

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You know, it's not foreshadowing if we know they're gonna die, it's just being heavy handed. #Monsterdon

What time is it in Bulova?

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WTF, she’s cooking? #Monsterdon

A TYPEWRITER! In SPACE!

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#monsterdon Iris, you're going to bring the first STD to Mars ya dirty whore!

BEHOLD OUR MOVING MATTE PAINTING

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Um... there's an "angry" red planet out there just waiting to blow and you have time to flirt? #monsterdon

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"When I call you by name, you'll know it."

THAT IS A THREAT, IRIS

Looking pretty blue for an angry red planet. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@neia her face does not indicate that it was charming or welcome, that's for sure #Monsterdon

"When I call you by name you'll know it. Because it'll be your true name, uttered from one of my thousand mouths."

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#Monsterdon Ok, so the ship didn't have tapes, but what about control? They should have recorded the transmissions, right?

When I call you by name, you'll know it!

😏

augh. gross

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"When I call you by name, you'll know it." Is that a threat? Can we stuff this guy out the airlock?

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So the Coronals idea of a good time is a back alley.... and that's within her standards? ​:neocat_scream_angry:​ #Monsterdon

oh kaaay so we're just running stereotypes then?

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#Monsterdon #theangryredplanet Mars Rocket 1 Ration C is for Coffee.

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No weightlessness

Chess board and pieces not floating around

Astronauts not floating around

Her hair is short. Jackass.

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Death to the captain. Death.

Did they steal all the canned goods from the film Repo Man?

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#Monsterdon That is so creepy. I hope it's an in joke between them.

"I wonder if some things are better... unknown."

"Yeah, like what Frank's socks smell like. WOOF!"

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@pineheap Sure, back before they backed it off to make more room for the interstate. #Monsterdon

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From the directors note book.

"Less expression!"

@pineheap @CactuarJoe or miles were bigger

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Those spinning tapes are really just fans.
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the fun days of space travel before Nasa did psych evals #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You might think that CineMagic refers to the sorcery required to make a film look like a poorly printed engineering textbook illustration from the mid century but I understand it gets worse.

While typing: HE SAID THE THING

@aburka That's her name, but not what they call her #monsterdon

Title line!

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#Monsterdon I know it's 1959, but holy fuck this dialogue is horrifying.

"How'd you like to… explore that dark alley (implied eyebrow waggle) with me?"

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

We get a title drop WHILE MAKING DINNER? #Monsterdon

The one astronaut reminds me of Buddy Hackett.

And there's the film's title!

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How about a little space hanky and or panky, "Irish"?
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SHE'S ALSO WEARING BALLET FLATS WHY CAN'T CHICKS WEAR SHOES LIKE NORMAL PPL

Man now I want to go to this Tony's place...
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TITLE DROP

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HEY ABBBOTTTT ABBOTTTTT

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"Here we are between two dots. What are we, Morse Code?"

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@diazona@techhub.social The portholes have 10,000x builtin magnification, I guess?

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@CactuarJoe Maybe Mars was much closer in the 50s?
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That poor Burroughs computer has seen better days...

Wonder if they got promotional consideration for the use of their gear in this film.

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"And soon people will be just as sure of space travel as I was of my dog"

Lmao come on man

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Oh my gosh, poor lady with the space creeps
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