#Monsterdon welcome to virtual boy

That’s a Very Special effect. #monsterdon

Worried about an approaching meteor? Maybe we should invent some sort of "shield" to "deflect" objects of this sort?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

CINEMAGIC

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Yep, that planet sure is red.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Ah. A matte painting.

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Come on out, the weather's red

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We can't go out there, it's a matte painting! #monsterdon

CINEMAGIC!!

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that's a lot of red
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is one of these astronauts...equipped with a flamethrower?

IS THIS CHECKOV'S FLAMETHROWER?!

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Everybody abandon ship!!

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Here's that glorious CineMagic, thirty-five minutes into the movie.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

WERE FINALLY OUTSIDE

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I never expect CineMagic!

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
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It's a bit German Expressionist....

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Wait, did it have 3 eyes?

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#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

oh and then immediately proceed to don't believe her about the three eyed alien

I'm annoyed at this dialogue but I love her apricot colored lipstick so I'll allow it.
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#monsterdon We're going to give you more ordeals. In fact, we're going to use ECT until you FETCH THE FUCKING COFFEE. God damn woman! COFEEE! NOW!

The comic relief guy is abysmal.

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Why aren't they more surprised to find any living beings, even plants?

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You know what will set Irish's mind at rest? Talk to her about her curves.

Sam looks like he’s got on a Ghostbusters proton pack.

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These doctors sure know a lot about what trauma is affecting Iris for not having been on Mars to see it and having no viable witness accounts

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Turns out they landed in the red light district #monsterdon

@Taweret probably something cool
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we've tried nothing else, so we're going to do horrible things to the victim under our care #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I may not make the end of this one, pretty tired and, well, this one is not really on the edge of the seat action nor suspense
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#Monsterdon Narcosynthesis. Literally "made up drug"

the dissolve wipes?

THAT'S CINEMAGIC, BABY

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Okay, bring on the hypnotoad
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Does he continue to call her “Irish” after she told him not to call her that?

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#monsterdon And remember, her mind is mostly putty. We need to massage the truth out of her...

gaslight the only female crewmember....

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I went to the kitchen for 5 minutes to get dinner and am totally lost. Though at the pace of this movie I probably didn't miss any actual events.

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Flashback the second, drug-fueled.

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She needs soup and rest.

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#monsterdon Her mind snaps every five minutes.

#Monsterdon Intravenous? VENUS??? NOOOOO

I just realized we had been watching the past.
I'm still confused, though.
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HELP US IRIS YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

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Let’s whisper at the foot of her bed, but instead of whispering, we talk at full volume. She’ll never hear us!
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@APBBlue are you not acquainted with Mr. Blobby?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

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There needs to be a Dr. Freud square on this bingo card. Mental block claptrap detected.

#Monsterdon CHALK PASTEL!! THE HORROR!!

We need to let her rest before using drugs.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

So not "found footage" but "recovered memory"

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So far... this is ...

"Waiting for EVA"

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"...she ought to get some rest before we use drugs."
"Whooops, I just dropped a tab of acid. Sorry."

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

are we trying to make this a psychological thriller?

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@strangefour It's a missionary holding a tract #monsterdon

Agreed, the misogyny is way more memorable than the monster #monsterdon #theangryredplanet1959

Thin enough to smoke in. #Monsterdon

no dont make them all go, let tom feed the killer tomatoes first
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wait if this is a story that she's telling why is she even bothering telling the terrible "romance" parts?

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"Suppose this alien infection spreads. To all of us!"

Should have thought about that sooner.

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InTERvenous?
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I bet that alien is doing something cool
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#TheAngryRedPlanet

Intravenous sodium lumenthol.
WTAF

Digging the creativity of the misogyny here. Really.

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@Taweret He wants the new neighbors to pipe down please #monsterdon

She just doesn't want to remember the sexual harrassment. I don't blame her. #Monsterdon

"I'm actually looking forward to start to work."

You don't have to read the typos in the script

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Me: Finally, an alien! Action!
Movie: LOL, hold me beer!
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Ah, they all go outside.
I would like to, it takes a brave woman to keepbwatchingbwhile struggling with Fresh Cat Turd odour.

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Ahhh! A drawing in the window!! #monsterdon

BAD WATERCOLOR APPEARANCE!

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The Three-Eyed Bug Man!

Thus ends our first flashback.

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"I can't say I recommend space suits for lovely young women."

Pfft. Loser. No taste. #Monsterdon

These are some skimpy space suits! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oak Express is all natural. It's the only thing that is.

:sickos: :sickos2: 🪟

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"No no, I'll go. It's about time Iris and I had a chance to use this expensive equipment of ours."

...says the guy standing inside an interplanetary spaceship

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The first Irish on Mars.
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These space suits don’t look very fun. I can’t in good conscious cross off that BINGO square.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

I ship those two

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#Monsterdon A purse? In space?

Crazy plants? Did we see those?

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YES GOOD! DO THINGS!

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GEEZ SAM SHUT UP ALREADY #monsterdon

Boiler Suits of AMAZING CAPABILITY

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#Monsterdon no breeze…

On Mars…

…

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

I'm convinced that this movie had people involved who cared about the science.

Shame the plot keeps on not moving.

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The script writer trying to tell us that all the nothing happening in the movie is intentional. #monsterdon

"We'll all go! Let's all be in danger together with no backup."

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Oh good, suits

#monsterdon #cinemagic

Let's everyone leave the ship at the same time.

🎵 Rat Bat Spider Crab, come on 🎶
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Plants? On Mars?
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I wonder if we get to see any of the things that they are seeing? #Monsterdon

Turn DOWN the volume, Sam. #Monsterdon

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So the lights are on full volume.
WTAF

Man, imagine if the movie actually showed us what they're looking at. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Smoking a pipe in an oxygen rich environment seems… risky.

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#Monsterdon is he hitting on Sammy now?

I like how they line-up to fit into the frame. It looks so natural.

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@Taweret Scared because they didn't bring helmets, the idiots #monsterdon

For the love of the Universe will *someone* leave the damn spaceship and go lick a mars rock or something!

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"something's got to move"

as opposed to the immediate area you've blasted to hell with THE ROCKET

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