not having looked into "Cinemagic" I figure that it was a "one off" for this film

#Monsterdon

My advice to the mars explorers:

If you see a little round creature about the size of a nectarine with a lot of tentacles and eyes that move around... run.

#Monsterdon

Somebody call Arrowhead Studios. We need this effect for some planets in Helldivers 2.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon more like CineTragic

#Monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

"Improbable Physics--check.
Ultrasonic freeze gun is the whipped cream topping for the only-red-light-on-this-planet thing.

In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon

"Loud and clear, 4 by 4"

So it's not perfect, because that's 5 by 5

make it stop

#monsterdon

I've heard of day for night, but this is somehow WORSE

#monsterdon

That guy in front is just looking for something to kill. For SCIENCE, obviously. #monsterdon

Filmed in Fuckedovision

#Monsterdon

Yes wave a gun around while you're all wearing thin spacesuits on a planet without a breathable atmosphere

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@diazona
Yeah, Tuvok and Chakotay were always trying to counsel hysterical Janeway. 🤷‍♂️

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe oh no, the #Cinevision is kicking in ​:neocat_dizzy:​

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Lamest weapons effect ever. Be funny if that noise was the empty energy charge warning. #monsterdon

This red is annoyingly hard to watch

#Monsterdon

Not bad, a smart woman displaying a great deal of grit and courage for the benefit of another….

Admittèdly, it might only be the 'do anything for her man' cliché.

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

There is no glass in their "space helmets".

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

he ultrasonically freeze shot the marian prickly pear?

#Monsterdon The pics look better than the actual Mars. If only.

SOP means SH!T ON PLASTIC, naturally #monsterdon

the astronauts could stand weapons training.

#monsterdon

oh lord, not more high pitched beeps.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

ultra-sonic freeze gun?

Space pistol!

#Monsterdon

None of them actually have visors.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

You know, those were some blue windows earlier for such a red planet.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

The weather is red with a chance of crimson later.

lo, why are you waving a gun around like a cowboy, you're the first humans on Mars!

#Monsterdon

Ah, we're at the part I remember. Now things will not happen ⭐ outside ⭐ ! #Monsterdon

brb squeegee-ing my TV

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait, I missed that until just now. The guy named O'Banion is calling someone *else* Irish?

@xerozohar We now bring you Teleroboxer, already in progress. #Monsterdon

it's definitely red, you have to hand it to them on that one #monsterdon

The tiltle should be “Dr. Ryan Must Remember” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

helmets of dubious airtightness ✅

Okay we got red, now we need angry
#monsterdon

next time they should try installing the shield glass in their helmets.

#monsterdon

Mars is a little sketchy.
#Monsterdon

Matte painting?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Oh yep, that's red all right.
#Monsterdon

Wowzers, they really shoulda cooked the mushrooms better....

#monsterdon

the miracle of cinemagic: not matte paintings but matte xeroxes

#monsterdon

the mildly irritating planet #Monsterdon

Remember, as you begin to asphyxiate everything will go all red and fuzzy. #Monsterdon

You're literally landing on another planet for the first time and still dismissing alien sightings as female hysteria 🤦

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon welcome to virtual boy

That’s a Very Special effect. #monsterdon

Worried about an approaching meteor? Maybe we should invent some sort of "shield" to "deflect" objects of this sort?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

CINEMAGIC

#Monsterdon

Yep, that planet sure is red.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Ah. A matte painting.

#Monsterdon

Come on out, the weather's red

#Monsterdon

We can't go out there, it's a matte painting! #monsterdon

that's a lot of red
#monsterdon

Everybody abandon ship!!

#Monsterdon

Here's that glorious CineMagic, thirty-five minutes into the movie.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

WERE FINALLY OUTSIDE

#monsterdon

I never expect CineMagic!

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

It's a bit German Expressionist....

#Monsterdon

Wait, did it have 3 eyes?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

oh and then immediately proceed to don't believe her about the three eyed alien

I'm annoyed at this dialogue but I love her apricot colored lipstick so I'll allow it.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon We're going to give you more ordeals. In fact, we're going to use ECT until you FETCH THE FUCKING COFFEE. God damn woman! COFEEE! NOW!

The comic relief guy is abysmal.

#Monsterdon

Why aren't they more surprised to find any living beings, even plants?

#Monsterdon

Sam looks like he’s got on a Ghostbusters proton pack.

#Monsterdon

These doctors sure know a lot about what trauma is affecting Iris for not having been on Mars to see it and having no viable witness accounts

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Turns out they landed in the red light district #monsterdon

@Taweret probably something cool
#monsterdon

we've tried nothing else, so we're going to do horrible things to the victim under our care #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I may not make the end of this one, pretty tired and, well, this one is not really on the edge of the seat action nor suspense
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Narcosynthesis. Literally "made up drug"

the dissolve wipes?

THAT'S CINEMAGIC, BABY

#monsterdon

Okay, bring on the hypnotoad
#monsterdon

Does he continue to call her “Irish” after she told him not to call her that?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon And remember, her mind is mostly putty. We need to massage the truth out of her...

I went to the kitchen for 5 minutes to get dinner and am totally lost. Though at the pace of this movie I probably didn't miss any actual events.

#Monsterdon

Flashback the second, drug-fueled.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

She needs soup and rest.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Her mind snaps every five minutes.

#Monsterdon Intravenous? VENUS??? NOOOOO

I just realized we had been watching the past.
I'm still confused, though.
#Monsterdon

HELP US IRIS YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

#monsterdon

@APBBlue are you not acquainted with Mr. Blobby?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

There needs to be a Dr. Freud square on this bingo card. Mental block claptrap detected.

#Monsterdon CHALK PASTEL!! THE HORROR!!

We need to let her rest before using drugs.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

So not "found footage" but "recovered memory"

#Monsterdon

So far... this is ...

"Waiting for EVA"

#Monsterdon

"...she ought to get some rest before we use drugs."
"Whooops, I just dropped a tab of acid. Sorry."

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

are we trying to make this a psychological thriller?

#monsterdon

@strangefour It's a missionary holding a tract #monsterdon

Agreed, the misogyny is way more memorable than the monster #monsterdon #theangryredplanet1959

Thin enough to smoke in. #Monsterdon

no dont make them all go, let tom feed the killer tomatoes first
#Monsterdon

"Suppose this alien infection spreads. To all of us!"

Should have thought about that sooner.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

InTERvenous?
#Monsterdon

I bet that alien is doing something cool
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

Intravenous sodium lumenthol.
WTAF