#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

Oh no she's twirling into the thingamajig in a ✅ monster hug!

Oh I didn't know this was a tentacle monster kind of movie...

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It's quite an hungry red planet. #monsterdon

They said the name! Er... 15-20 minutes ago.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Oh, we're on to the fetish material, now. #Monsterdon

Hah, they do nothing
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this is only the halfway point so I guess I'm settling in for lots more of this effect

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god i wish that were me

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Oh, hell, it was a shadow. He's literaly using a gun as a pointer finger. #Monsterdon

The tympani telegraph the peril #monsterdon

When I look away from the screen, everything’s green.

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#monsterdon The platonic ideal of "We'll fix it in post"

The Red Planet is Filter-y

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He has to call her Irish, because the much more obvious nickname “Red” would apply to them all. #monsterdon

What did people know about Mars in 1959? #monsterdon

NOM

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i know the #MonsterdonBingo space for "communications breakdown" is supposed to be for technical issues, but can i count the misogyny? it's plot bearing at this point...

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@forestine@sunny.garden And also warm!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

hunting for the wrong thing

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"All that vegetation!"
Doesn't bother to look out the window, just red glow.
#monsterdon #angryredplanet

#Monsterdon Space Machetes.

It’s fun to make fun of this, but I’m actually enjoying the creativity with these “Cinemagic” shots.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret
I wish they would go outside
(Monkey paw finger curls down)
#monsterdon

"I'm tracing this vine" Umm.. if anime has taught me anything... #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

That guy with the goatee is very familiar from other 50s SF.

I don't know his name, though.

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This CINEMAGIC is distracting as hell

the red dyed film is actually pretty cool #Monsterdon

it's not a Red Planet, they all just got pink eye at the same time

#monsterdon

I turned down the saturation to 0 and now it's so much easier to watch this section.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

go back inside

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Just swinging that piece all over the place. Are they sure the other two astronauts weren't just shot? #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I actually like how the effect makes everything flat. With the movement, it's a little surreal. #Monsterdon

Looks like Georgia O'Keeffe painted some of the backdrops

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

Georgia O'Keefe lived here for a while I guess. #Monsterdon

You know, I never believed that the moon landing was faked and shot on earth, but THIS? I don't think this is really Mars...
#Monsterdon

Mars just looks like that.

#Monsterdon

@bstacey I am choking on my popcorn.

😆 🤣
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“All the indications of plant life, but hardly any chlorophyl.”

I’m not sure how she could tell that. Maybe it was the lack…of green.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Americans: Killing the first thing we see.

@kcarr2015 um... I guess I can only say that you and I remember that series very differently

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon more like monsteradon

@TerryHancock
Budget cuts at NASA.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Mr. Colonel has the worst trigger discipline in the history of movies.
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Just gonna take a dump over here
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are those martian birds doing the whoop whoop?

I hope there’s a “The Angry Red Head” sequel and it’s just Irish all pissed off about being called “dame”, “toots”, and “Irish”.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That gun looks like a cartoon pilgrim gun.

As alien jungle sets go, this is not actually so bad.

#Monsterdon

CineMagic lets you use pencil sketches for special effects.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

not having looked into "Cinemagic" I figure that it was a "one off" for this film

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My advice to the mars explorers:

If you see a little round creature about the size of a nectarine with a lot of tentacles and eyes that move around... run.

#Monsterdon

Somebody call Arrowhead Studios. We need this effect for some planets in Helldivers 2.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon more like CineTragic

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#TheAngryRedPlanet

"Improbable Physics--check.
Ultrasonic freeze gun is the whipped cream topping for the only-red-light-on-this-planet thing.

In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

make it stop

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"Loud and clear, 4 by 4"

So it's not perfect, because that's 5 by 5

I've heard of day for night, but this is somehow WORSE

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That guy in front is just looking for something to kill. For SCIENCE, obviously. #monsterdon

Filmed in Fuckedovision

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Yes wave a gun around while you're all wearing thin spacesuits on a planet without a breathable atmosphere

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@diazona
Yeah, Tuvok and Chakotay were always trying to counsel hysterical Janeway. 🤷‍♂️

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe oh no, the #Cinevision is kicking in ​:neocat_dizzy:​

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Lamest weapons effect ever. Be funny if that noise was the empty energy charge warning. #monsterdon

This red is annoyingly hard to watch

#Monsterdon

Not bad, a smart woman displaying a great deal of grit and courage for the benefit of another….

Admittèdly, it might only be the 'do anything for her man' cliché.

#monsterdon
#TheAngryRedPlanet

There is no glass in their "space helmets".

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#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

he ultrasonically freeze shot the marian prickly pear?

#Monsterdon The pics look better than the actual Mars. If only.

SOP means SH!T ON PLASTIC, naturally #monsterdon

the astronauts could stand weapons training.

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oh lord, not more high pitched beeps.

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#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

ultra-sonic freeze gun?

Space pistol!

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You know, those were some blue windows earlier for such a red planet.
#Monsterdon

None of them actually have visors.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

#monsterdon #cinemagic

The weather is red with a chance of crimson later.

lo, why are you waving a gun around like a cowboy, you're the first humans on Mars!

#Monsterdon

Ah, we're at the part I remember. Now things will not happen ⭐ outside ⭐ ! #Monsterdon

You're not supposed to play Virtual Boy this long without a break

#Monsterdon

it makes no sense but honestly I kinda like the effect

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

brb squeegee-ing my TV

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#monsterdon Wow, they're not kidding when they call it "The Red Planet".

@xerozohar We now bring you Teleroboxer, already in progress. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon wait, I missed that until just now. The guy named O'Banion is calling someone *else* Irish?

it's definitely red, you have to hand it to them on that one #monsterdon

The tiltle should be “Dr. Ryan Must Remember” #Monsterdon

Oh boy, are all the outdoor scenes going to have this red negative effect. ugh.

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helmets of dubious airtightness ✅

Okay we got red, now we need angry
#monsterdon

OK, who just said "these edibles ain't shit"?

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next time they should try installing the shield glass in their helmets.

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Mars is a little sketchy.
#Monsterdon

Matte painting?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Oh yep, that's red all right.
#Monsterdon

Wowzers, they really shoulda cooked the mushrooms better....

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the miracle of cinemagic: not matte paintings but matte xeroxes

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the mildly irritating planet #Monsterdon

Remember, as you begin to asphyxiate everything will go all red and fuzzy. #Monsterdon

You're literally landing on another planet for the first time and still dismissing alien sightings as female hysteria 🤦

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet