He actually checked to see if his ear was twitching?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

i just realised his hair is an inverted-skunk-stripe

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

The 50s showed too much teeth.

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

Stop your puns immediately! #monsterdon

I'm thinking if we take back even just one leaf we will blow everyone's freakin' mind back home. Let's head back. #Monsterdon

y'know, he and his gun are disturbing, but at least he's _not_ hitting on Iris.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

This is my rifle. This is my gun. #monsterdon

That is a jumpy house covered in cushions and you know it.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

does she have one of those kodak instamatic cameras??? She does!

Why didn't they take any photos OUTSIDE of the ship? Nincompoops #monsterdon

just sittin' on the front porch of my space ship, polishin' my space gun...

#monsterdon

what if our eyes don’t adjust back and we see everything like this forever #Monsterdon

"Every swash I had just came unbuckled"

Oh boy.

#Monsterdon

There's those other two colors. Much nicer! #Monsterdon

@Taweret what do you mean nobody died yet

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@wohali finally natural vegan meat

#monsterdon

can the sleazy guy in charge die first plz

#Monsterdon

The astronauts are trying to out-noise the orchestra and the alien.
#Monsterdon

So that's where the plant from little shop of horrors come
#monsterdon

oh, please, my "swash"

gaaaaaah

#monsterdon

@Taweret Not until they meet Uncle Three Eyes #monsterdon

Neuromuscular vegetable creature? Sounds tasty!

#monsterdon

Would she rather be alone on Mars with a carnivorous plant, or with an Earth man?

#monsterdon

Please keep you swash buckled

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

Maybe Iris needed some how-to-escape-tentacles training

like, lesson 1, DON'T turn in such a way as to wrap the tentacle around yourself

Shocking concept I know

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Spare rib, anyone?

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

I must say, that creature is satisfyingly alien for 50s SF.

Oh, it's a carnivorous plant. Okay.

#Monsterdon

Good thing they brought a carnivorous plant remote gun #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I have no depth perception and I must see.

I don't like how the gun has no visible effect

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

What did we do to deserve that *noise*

#Monsterdon

Wow, they're really getting they're money's worth out of the "High Pitched Beeping" sound package.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon well, if you hadn't rolled the thing around you, you probably woulda been okay, Dr. Ryan.

please go back inside

#monsterdon

You now this is an american movie when in a science mission two guys are armed
#monsterdon

NAUGHTY TENTACLES! A scene that inspired a generation of perverted animators.
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Interesting image effect, but this landscape makes no sense.

#Monsterdon

It's a Martian Irish Trap

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon #cinemagic

He kissed his gun. Let them all die.

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST

OF YOUR ULTRASONIC FREEZE GUN

#monsterdon

Oh yes more of that sound effect please x_x #monsterdon

Guy with ultrasonic freeze gun to alien: "Ice to meet you!"

#Monsterdon

There, I subdued it with my beeping bazooka!

#monsterdon

Grrrrrr, grawwwwrrr, grrrr 🌱 #Monsterdon

Well.

We were wrong about the historical male associations with Mars.

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

@adhdeanasl Not watching the #Monsterdon movie. Was the food a plate of shrimp?

That monster sounds like a cougar, yeah? Sound distorted, but a cougar #Monsterdon

Even the alien plant life is sexually harassing her #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon those boots look exactly like my dad's Marine issue boots.

I bet if you watched this in a theater, you'd be seeing green for a month #Monsterdon

This red filter stuff is crazy.

Light on Mars actually is pretty red though. They color-correct the rover footage.

Maybe not this red, though!

#Monsterdon

Good thing he brought his space machete.

#Monsterdon

So this where the planes from the Little shop of horrors comes from?
#monsterdon

“But I saw it!” But things don’t move #Monsterdon

monster plant grabs her ass. Because of course it does.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

Oh no she's twirling into the thingamajig in a ✅ monster hug!

Oh I didn't know this was a tentacle monster kind of movie...

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

They said the name! Er... 15-20 minutes ago.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Oh, we're on to the fetish material, now. #Monsterdon

It's quite an hungry red planet. #monsterdon

Hah, they do nothing
#monsterdon

this is only the halfway point so I guess I'm settling in for lots more of this effect

#Monsterdon

god i wish that were me

#monsterdon

Oh, hell, it was a shadow. He's literaly using a gun as a pointer finger. #Monsterdon

The tympani telegraph the peril #monsterdon

When I look away from the screen, everything’s green.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The platonic ideal of "We'll fix it in post"

The Red Planet is Filter-y

#monsterdon

He has to call her Irish, because the much more obvious nickname “Red” would apply to them all. #monsterdon

What did people know about Mars in 1959? #monsterdon

NOM

#monsterdon

i know the #MonsterdonBingo space for "communications breakdown" is supposed to be for technical issues, but can i count the misogyny? it's plot bearing at this point...

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@forestine@sunny.garden And also warm!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

hunting for the wrong thing

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"All that vegetation!"
Doesn't bother to look out the window, just red glow.
#monsterdon #angryredplanet

#Monsterdon Space Machetes.

It’s fun to make fun of this, but I’m actually enjoying the creativity with these “Cinemagic” shots.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret
I wish they would go outside
(Monkey paw finger curls down)
#monsterdon

That guy with the goatee is very familiar from other 50s SF.

I don't know his name, though.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

This CINEMAGIC is distracting as hell

it's not a Red Planet, they all just got pink eye at the same time

#monsterdon

I turned down the saturation to 0 and now it's so much easier to watch this section.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Just swinging that piece all over the place. Are they sure the other two astronauts weren't just shot? #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

go back inside

#monsterdon

Looks like Georgia O'Keeffe painted some of the backdrops

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

I actually like how the effect makes everything flat. With the movement, it's a little surreal. #Monsterdon

Georgia O'Keefe lived here for a while I guess. #Monsterdon

You know, I never believed that the moon landing was faked and shot on earth, but THIS? I don't think this is really Mars...
#Monsterdon

Mars just looks like that.

#Monsterdon

@bstacey I am choking on my popcorn.

😆 🤣
#monsterdon

“All the indications of plant life, but hardly any chlorophyl.”

I’m not sure how she could tell that. Maybe it was the lack…of green.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Americans: Killing the first thing we see.

#monsterdon more like monsteradon

@TerryHancock
Budget cuts at NASA.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Just gonna take a dump over here
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

are those martian birds doing the whoop whoop?

I hope there’s a “The Angry Red Head” sequel and it’s just Irish all pissed off about being called “dame”, “toots”, and “Irish”.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon That gun looks like a cartoon pilgrim gun.

As alien jungle sets go, this is not actually so bad.

#Monsterdon

CineMagic lets you use pencil sketches for special effects.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959