#Monsterdon Sam tries Freeze Ray! it's not effective!

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I feel that once again, the real monster is ... Sam.

I am angry.
I have big eyes and a little mouth.
Don't make me scream!
- alien probably

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I'm guessing the awful filter is so they could try to smooth over flaws in the sets and models, but it doesn't really do that. #Monsterdon

Oh, that's a nice shot with the reflection.

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well, that was terrifying
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A pissed-off Martian opossum spider plant thing

#monsterdon OMFG desaturating the thing improves it immeasurably

#Monsterdon I'm dying at the giant muppet mouse! :revblobfoxcrylaugh:

How dare you blind my boy :< #monsterdon

@Taweret turning my volume way down #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Angry as Bryll Cream.

Les Tremayne _shines_ as an able scientist working through his bitter disappointment at not being Walter Pidgeon in "Forbidden Planet"—or maybe Theodore Bikel.

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I hope it follows them, screeching like that, for the rest of the movie.

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aww poor s-r-b :(

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So much for Mars's chief diplomat. #Monsterdon

Kind of weird it has such tiny pupils in such big eyes. Bit cartoonish.

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No, why did the eyes just shatter like that??🤣
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I want a swear gun

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These sound effects are really repellent #monsterdon

A quick diamond wipe to remove the pupils!

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DEPLOY THE PROFANITY RAY!

[beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp]

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#monsterdon I DON'T THINK THE BEEP IS WORKING PLEASE STOP

#Monsterdon if that gun is ultrasonic, why can I hear it?

Yes please chomp some humans before this travesty of a movie can go on much longer #TeamMonster

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ABBOTT HEY ABAAAAAATTTT

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don't freeze ray the nice bat rat spider monster look at her cute widdwe hands!!

YES!
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I don’t remember when I’ve seen so much chemistry /sarcasm #Monsterdon

oh yes cool monster looks like my kitty #Monsterdon

WE HAVE MONSTER AT T+01:50 into the movie I repeat WE HAVE MONSTER #monsterdon

Maybe it likes catnip. Did anyone bring catnip? #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's not equipment failure. It's a terrible thing to say to a man, you know. I have feelings! I'm not fetching the COFFEE!!!

too much red. I need to assert dominance. Where are those Old Smokey moonshine cherries... 🍒

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Is that a giant spider?

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i'd sure love to see this monster without the filter on lol

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How did they not see the face?

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AH THERE WE GO.

The giant bat-spider thing. I've been waiting for this.

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ZORAK MY DUDE IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG

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[DRAWINGS OF] ROCKS!

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The Orange Desert Drawing #Monsterdon

How many guns do they have, for Pete’s sake? #Monsterdon

It's a martian spider mouse bat! #Monsterdon

OH HELLO
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#monsterdon oh no, the virtual boy recharged

YES FINALLY

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"Breakfast's ready!" Another Man Or Astro Man Sample. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

ZORAK!

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Y'know there doesn't appear to be an airlock on that rocket

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@aburka I personally counted it for #MonsterdonBingo

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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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those are palm trees kiddos

Scavenger's Reign

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In the 50's remote control tv was dream time for most folks. Only rich people can afford to be that lazy. But what a technological marvel. Today we have driverless cars. Things seem to be spiraling towards disaster REALLY fast.....#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The armpit aroma must be deadly by now.

@SnoopJ yeah but does that count as "drinks are served"? #monsterdon

More red than a cherry coke mixed up by a 10 year old with a jar of grenadine.

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Look up! Look up!

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"Hardtack" describes my mental state right now

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Well well well, one truth about the male of our species: the speech on cowardice.

@Taweret Don't worry, I'm sure that the video feature they put in every advertisement won't last that long.

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Oh... is it supposed to be night and day? Has it been that long already...? Kind of feels like it, to be fair...

They are stretching this out a bit. I can't wait until it abruptly ends after that when the budget runs out....

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Please don't kiss. Please don't kiss.
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@Taweret sorry angry technicolor planet is the sequel

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Space Machete #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon They've hit the Great Red Firewall.

Oh, both hatchets and guns, phew. #Monsterdon

Is it still a kabe-don if you don't hit the wall with any force?

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@wohali Or something about the Fighting Irish #monsterdon #notredame

Like some kind of angry red... sun.

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This movie was brought to you by:
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@yatsu

So that your mental image of their chemistry never ends?

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Men play their fear cool. #Monsterdon

The light out the window keeps changing between red and blue. Is that supposed to be plot significant?

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Why don't they try going outside when the sky's blue to see if that's when the three-eye folks are out? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If you don't hear anything when you're out in Earth nature, then yeah, something isn't right.

That man is a coward.

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THANK YOU. I was _literally_ going to gripe about atmospheric ionisation having effect only over certain frequences and THE RADIO GUY SAID IT FIRST.

First actual science in this movie

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How have we not yet had a Luck of the Irish joke?

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The days in flight sign was blank.

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Bulova fail

Screw Earth! They don't even have good TV programs on right now anyway. #Monsterdon

we're gonna RIDE IT OUT

and LIGHT OUR PIPES IN THE SPACESHIP

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the famous martian ionosphere

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No use, someone turned the reverb up to 11

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It's just like zoom when there are too many ppl with their computer sound on in the same room

Omg, is she using peel-apart pack film? Very convenient for the screenwriters.

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Alright, somebody needs to mute themselves, I'm getting feedback.
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perhaps the rocket has been literally foiled.

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Shout out to ants! ...except they're not inexplicable.

HEY, SPEAKING OF MISSING CONTROL MESSAGES!

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It’s a red planet because of the communism. #monsterdon

don't add the nutjob conspiracy theorist to your crew, even if he does know a lot about rockets #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 It's psychic, it was just doing what all the others were thinking #monsterdon

so, basically, a martian homeowners association

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And that's how you get ants

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"perhaps we're being controlled too"

oh

maybe

but not by Martians!

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We've got swashes unbuckling and men literally hugging and kissing their guns. Wow.

Maybe it was cheaper to film in a desert -- which has plants -- than build a set that would look as dry and dead as the real Mars.

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Dr. Goatee, I don't agree that there's evidence yet that this is all for some purpose