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Well well well, one truth about the male of our species: the speech on cowardice.

@Taweret Don't worry, I'm sure that the video feature they put in every advertisement won't last that long.

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Oh... is it supposed to be night and day? Has it been that long already...? Kind of feels like it, to be fair...

They are stretching this out a bit. I can't wait until it abruptly ends after that when the budget runs out....

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Please don't kiss. Please don't kiss.
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@Taweret sorry angry technicolor planet is the sequel

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Space Machete #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon They've hit the Great Red Firewall.

Oh, both hatchets and guns, phew. #Monsterdon

Is it still a kabe-don if you don't hit the wall with any force?

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@wohali Or something about the Fighting Irish #monsterdon #notredame

Like some kind of angry red... sun.

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As usual when the Americans have trouble communicating, they just speak louder and slower. #monsterdon

This movie was brought to you by:
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@yatsu

So that your mental image of their chemistry never ends?

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Men play their fear cool. #Monsterdon

The light out the window keeps changing between red and blue. Is that supposed to be plot significant?

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Why don't they try going outside when the sky's blue to see if that's when the three-eye folks are out? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon If you don't hear anything when you're out in Earth nature, then yeah, something isn't right.

Back at the rocketship, we return to a normal color palette, and we decide that the planet has a hive mind or something. Also we can't radio Earth, we think because there's ionization in the atmosphere that stops us from radioing, but I am forced to suspect that it is aliens.

Also, their mission is 5 days long. Also, the professor brought a pipe to Mars on a spaceship, because this is the 1950s.

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That man is a coward.

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THANK YOU. I was _literally_ going to gripe about atmospheric ionisation having effect only over certain frequences and THE RADIO GUY SAID IT FIRST.

First actual science in this movie

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How have we not yet had a Luck of the Irish joke?

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The days in flight sign was blank.

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Bulova fail

Screw Earth! They don't even have good TV programs on right now anyway. #Monsterdon

we're gonna RIDE IT OUT

and LIGHT OUR PIPES IN THE SPACESHIP

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the famous martian ionosphere

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No use, someone turned the reverb up to 11

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It's just like zoom when there are too many ppl with their computer sound on in the same room

Omg, is she using peel-apart pack film? Very convenient for the screenwriters.

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Alright, somebody needs to mute themselves, I'm getting feedback.
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perhaps the rocket has been literally foiled.

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Shout out to ants! ...except they're not inexplicable.

HEY, SPEAKING OF MISSING CONTROL MESSAGES!

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It’s a red planet because of the communism. #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 It's psychic, it was just doing what all the others were thinking #monsterdon

don't add the nutjob conspiracy theorist to your crew, even if he does know a lot about rockets #monsterdon

so, basically, a martian homeowners association

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And that's how you get ants

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"perhaps we're being controlled too"

oh

maybe

but not by Martians!

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We've got swashes unbuckling and men literally hugging and kissing their guns. Wow.

Maybe it was cheaper to film in a desert -- which has plants -- than build a set that would look as dry and dead as the real Mars.

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Dr. Goatee, I don't agree that there's evidence yet that this is all for some purpose

He actually checked to see if his ear was twitching?

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i just realised his hair is an inverted-skunk-stripe

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The 50s showed too much teeth.

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Stop your puns immediately! #monsterdon

"It takes a brave man to admit he's scared. And an even braver man to laugh at that man!"
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I'm thinking if we take back even just one leaf we will blow everyone's freakin' mind back home. Let's head back. #Monsterdon

y'know, he and his gun are disturbing, but at least he's _not_ hitting on Iris.

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This is my rifle. This is my gun. #monsterdon

That is a jumpy house covered in cushions and you know it.
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does she have one of those kodak instamatic cameras??? She does!

Why didn't they take any photos OUTSIDE of the ship? Nincompoops #monsterdon

just sittin' on the front porch of my space ship, polishin' my space gun...

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what if our eyes don’t adjust back and we see everything like this forever #Monsterdon

"Every swash I had just came unbuckled"

Oh boy.

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There's those other two colors. Much nicer! #Monsterdon

@Taweret what do you mean nobody died yet

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@wohali finally natural vegan meat

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can the sleazy guy in charge die first plz

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The astronauts are trying to out-noise the orchestra and the alien.
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So that's where the plant from little shop of horrors come
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oh, please, my "swash"

gaaaaaah

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@Taweret Not until they meet Uncle Three Eyes #monsterdon

Neuromuscular vegetable creature? Sounds tasty!

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Would she rather be alone on Mars with a carnivorous plant, or with an Earth man?

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Please keep you swash buckled

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Maybe Iris needed some how-to-escape-tentacles training

like, lesson 1, DON'T turn in such a way as to wrap the tentacle around yourself

Shocking concept I know

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Spare rib, anyone?

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I must say, that creature is satisfyingly alien for 50s SF.

Oh, it's a carnivorous plant. Okay.

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Good thing they brought a carnivorous plant remote gun #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I have no depth perception and I must see.

I don't like how the gun has no visible effect

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What did we do to deserve that *noise*

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Wow, they're really getting they're money's worth out of the "High Pitched Beeping" sound package.
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#Monsterdon well, if you hadn't rolled the thing around you, you probably woulda been okay, Dr. Ryan.

please go back inside

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You now this is an american movie when in a science mission two guys are armed
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Interesting image effect, but this landscape makes no sense.

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NAUGHTY TENTACLES! A scene that inspired a generation of perverted animators.
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It's a Martian Irish Trap

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He kissed his gun. Let them all die.

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST

OF YOUR ULTRASONIC FREEZE GUN

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Oh yes more of that sound effect please x_x #monsterdon

Guy with ultrasonic freeze gun to alien: "Ice to meet you!"

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There, I subdued it with my beeping bazooka!

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Grrrrrr, grawwwwrrr, grrrr 🌱 #Monsterdon

Well.

We were wrong about the historical male associations with Mars.

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@adhdeanasl Not watching the #Monsterdon movie. Was the food a plate of shrimp?

That monster sounds like a cougar, yeah? Sound distorted, but a cougar #Monsterdon

Even the alien plant life is sexually harassing her #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon those boots look exactly like my dad's Marine issue boots.

This red filter stuff is crazy.

Light on Mars actually is pretty red though. They color-correct the rover footage.

Maybe not this red, though!

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I bet if you watched this in a theater, you'd be seeing green for a month #Monsterdon

Good thing he brought his space machete.

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So this where the planes from the Little shop of horrors comes from?
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“But I saw it!” But things don’t move #Monsterdon

monster plant grabs her ass. Because of course it does.

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Was kind of expecting a beam of something from that big gun, rather than just ....sound

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