Peekaboo!

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#Monsterdon I mean, you're on Mars, so there's probably *some* radiation.

OK, I know they're using the visual effect to hide set/backdrop/prop deficiencies, but at least it's not nothing but fog/smoke.

...though if it were, I'd have bingo by now.
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Maybe I'm not in the mood to forgive the bad science because the sexism is even worse.

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they found water on mars! And rat/bat/spider monsters! And palm trees and prickly pears! And after all that, Iris says "It's too dead here" or whatever

It's heavy water!

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Three-eye bug man is back!

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They brought a boat?!

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"heavier than ordinary water"

might be the gloves

just stick your hand right in!

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LIFE NOT AS WE KNOW IT!

Someone stole that line.... 🖖

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We should drink it and see what happens!
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oil is LIGHTER than water >:(

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No abnormal radiation, you're safe to put your hands in the mercury #Monsterdon

it's life

iris

but not as we know it

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No radiation, but it's chock full of Martian Piranhas #monsterdon

#monsterdon Those are Martian Truffala Trees! Watch out for the Lorax's TENTACLES. They're seeping with slippery reproductive fluids and moaning about THE FUCKING COFFEE IRIS.

@heathen_cat and they had no budget to rebuild said sets/models for multiple takes, hence the gun that does only invisible damage #monsterdon

@bstacey@icosahedron.website so we'll use it MORE 😵 #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Would you say that's more orange? #monsterdon

I like how spider bat had tiny batty hands just right for covering it's eyes, right there, like it evolved them for that purpose

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Don't you mean... redness?
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If there was an ionized layer strong enough to keep radio frequencies from getting out, wouldn't that be detectable from Earth?

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#monsterdon *fellowship of the ring going over a hill music*

#Monsterdon What was he aiming at before?

Its little monster hands are covering its eyes while it shrieks.
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So far this movie has been "land on mars and kill or mutilate native wildlife". I was hoping for more.

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Hashtag BATSECT
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Check for microplastics too....

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The other side ofvthe ridgge?
Nooooo!
You know that will be bad!

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I wonder what the fury spider is up to. I miss it, best part so far

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So let's not try chopping at stuff with the machete, mm-kay? #monsterdon

@TerryHancock More than a bit cartoonish, I'd say, given how much it looks like a drawing

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It appears to be some kind of martian bat-crab

#carcinisation #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sam tries Freeze Ray! it's not effective!

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I feel that once again, the real monster is ... Sam.

I am angry.
I have big eyes and a little mouth.
Don't make me scream!
- alien probably

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I'm guessing the awful filter is so they could try to smooth over flaws in the sets and models, but it doesn't really do that. #Monsterdon

Oh, that's a nice shot with the reflection.

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well, that was terrifying
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A pissed-off Martian opossum spider plant thing

#monsterdon OMFG desaturating the thing improves it immeasurably

#Monsterdon I'm dying at the giant muppet mouse! :revblobfoxcrylaugh:

How dare you blind my boy :< #monsterdon

@Taweret turning my volume way down #Monsterdon

The "laser gun" makes the same sound as Rudolph's nose in the classic claymation.

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#monsterdon Angry as Bryll Cream.

Les Tremayne _shines_ as an able scientist working through his bitter disappointment at not being Walter Pidgeon in "Forbidden Planet"—or maybe Theodore Bikel.

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I hope it follows them, screeching like that, for the rest of the movie.

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aww poor s-r-b :(

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So much for Mars's chief diplomat. #Monsterdon

Kind of weird it has such tiny pupils in such big eyes. Bit cartoonish.

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YAAAAAAAAAAS!!!

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No, why did the eyes just shatter like that??🤣
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I want a swear gun

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perhaps the martians are just trying to DESTROY THE NOISE

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These sound effects are really repellent #monsterdon

A quick diamond wipe to remove the pupils!

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DEPLOY THE PROFANITY RAY!

[beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp]

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#monsterdon I DON'T THINK THE BEEP IS WORKING PLEASE STOP

#Monsterdon if that gun is ultrasonic, why can I hear it?

Yes please chomp some humans before this travesty of a movie can go on much longer #TeamMonster

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ABBOTT HEY ABAAAAAATTTT

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don't freeze ray the nice bat rat spider monster look at her cute widdwe hands!!

I'm giving her as many high pitched beeps as I can!!!
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poor creature, savage Earthmen!

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Spiderbat, spiderbat, does whatever a spiderbat does

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YES!
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I don’t remember when I’ve seen so much chemistry /sarcasm #Monsterdon

oh yes cool monster looks like my kitty #Monsterdon

wait it had a bat face the entire time???

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WE HAVE MONSTER AT T+01:50 into the movie I repeat WE HAVE MONSTER #monsterdon

Maybe it likes catnip. Did anyone bring catnip? #monsterdon

#monsterdon it's not equipment failure. It's a terrible thing to say to a man, you know. I have feelings! I'm not fetching the COFFEE!!!

too much red. I need to assert dominance. Where are those Old Smokey moonshine cherries... 🍒

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Is that a giant spider?

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i'd sure love to see this monster without the filter on lol

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How did they not see the face?

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AH THERE WE GO.

The giant bat-spider thing. I've been waiting for this.

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ZORAK MY DUDE IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG

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[DRAWINGS OF] ROCKS!

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The Orange Desert Drawing #Monsterdon

Ooh are we about to meet a rat-crab-bat-spider monster?

I think we are!!

Aww lookit the little cutie

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It's a martian spider mouse bat! #Monsterdon

How many guns do they have, for Pete’s sake? #Monsterdon

OH HELLO
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#monsterdon oh no, the virtual boy recharged

YES FINALLY

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"Breakfast's ready!" Another Man Or Astro Man Sample. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

ZORAK!

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Y'know there doesn't appear to be an airlock on that rocket

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@aburka I personally counted it for #MonsterdonBingo

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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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those are palm trees kiddos

Scavenger's Reign

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In the 50's remote control tv was dream time for most folks. Only rich people can afford to be that lazy. But what a technological marvel. Today we have driverless cars. Things seem to be spiraling towards disaster REALLY fast.....#monsterdon

#Monsterdon The armpit aroma must be deadly by now.

@SnoopJ yeah but does that count as "drinks are served"? #monsterdon

Look up! Look up!

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More red than a cherry coke mixed up by a 10 year old with a jar of grenadine.

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"Hardtack" describes my mental state right now

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