As opposed to on Earth where growing our buildings is such a regular occurrence

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon they're not rowing.

It's an angry red jell-o mold. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Kaiju!!!

#Monsterdon

Oh no! It's a giant cabbage monster!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon mars is percolating

Look! An elevation diagram of a futureistic city! Perspective? What do you think we are, millionaires?

#monsterdon

Does the heavy water in the lake explain why they seem to have Earth gravity on Mars?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Mosters Are Due on Maple Street

They probably want to charge you with property destruction, theft, and maybe murder

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Tomorrowland! #monsterdon

Artwork of a Martian city!

Kaiju fart!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

"Will we ever get back to earth?"

Well you will, because we already saw that you did. So... Plot tension fail.
#monsterdon

No way, it was earth all along?! They just made it red?!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

OK I can see that their oars are not going under the surface of the heavy water they're just waving them about

It’s red. It’s dead.

#Monsterdon

Rafting on the mystery water.

Reminds of some documentary footage of scientists taking a raft out onto a pond of sulfuric acid.

#Monsterdon

Oh good, you brought the view master! #Monsterdon

You can't "calculate" the size of a lake you know nothing about #monsterdon

@paco@infosec.exchange thank you!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

PORTLAND?!

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"Boring space explorers.. on a routine expedition... met the Reeedest Planet ever knoooown. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I hope the Martians don't do anything sadistic like shoot us with sonic weapons just for existing

#Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz don't get my hopes up

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

They definitely want them to hang around and shoot more stuff and hug and kiss their guns.

#Monsterdon There was no Earth shattering Kaboom.

juuuuuuuuust sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Gravity? Uh...

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@cs No. Sometimes it's Bulova #monsterdon

If she gets more hysterical, he might slap her.

#monsterdon

Did they leave the parking break on? 🚀

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon

"Whar are we, guinea pigs?"

I'd say lab rats, but that's me

We're stuck here, so let's get out the boat!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

I like the composition of the four humans overlooking the red lake.

#Monsterdon

I hate that the conspiracy nut is right #monsterdon

Is this one big Burroughs placement? #Monsterdon

Are they going to start talking again? If so, I'm going to get a snack.
#Monsterdon

heeey, at least y'all are trapped in a rocket the size of Nevada.

#monsterdon

The Professor needs a minute to change his pants #monsterdon

#monsterdon place your bets on who is going to become goo first.

Pack up the family camper rocket, we're leaving.
And we're leaving because we're ignoring the woman but trusting the mans undefined worry.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Are they being held back by a force field? Or by a bat-spider thing?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Found it!

https://youtu.be/SCObdy3vsD0?si=t76Wdc-Jej1hx7fh

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"Sir! The Rocket appears to be...Jammed!"

#monsterdon

Baby ratbatspider

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Yeah, we've seen enough. Time to fuck off into space and go back to Earth.

We don't need no stinking launch windows.

Did they release the launch mount clamps?

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

Iris trying not to laugh when they launch. #Monsterdon

general trigger?

trigger made _general_?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

These people are terrible scientists and clueless soldiers. It’s for the best they leave early.
#Monsterdon

We're always counting down. Why don't we just go? #Monsterdon

"We should cut this multi billion dollar mission short by a day....I'm getting bad vibes..."

#Monsterdon

at _least_ Iris isn't providing flight attendant services.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

You see, it's me . There's an even greater danger here. And that danger is fire. From me smoking my pipe.,

There’s Irish again being well lit.

#Monsterdon

Lmao we brought a boat to mars
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon stop kissing your gun dude. It's making me almost as uncomfortable as Colonel douche being a creepy lech.

Okay cool monster. It walks like a giant puppet. Eat them all!

#Monsterdon

Really? His name is General Trigger?!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Turns out that Cleo is just an X-Ray emitter, so the Martian is really just getting some first-class dental X-Rays really.

So calm after that encounter with the spider creature. #Monsterdon

@pineheap MATH!

#Monsterdon

Yes, please pour liquids right on top of the expensive computer.

Also, put your nose RIGHT over the top of that Erlenmeyer flask.

#monsterdon

Only the normal radiation huh

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Bob the Triclops has social anxiety #monsterdon

Ah. "Heavy water". Yeah, okay...

Maybe it's the reservoir for the native's fusion reactor...?

#Monsterdon

@littlemiao Triffids and Audrey being the other tentacled carnivorous plant monster attacks you've seen? #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
These peoples' plans for exploring this planet were terribly inadequate.

boat boat boat
my love affair with boat
society won't understand bu

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

THINK, DOCTOR, COULD THE AMBIENT PRESSURE AND TEMPERATURE SUPPORT LIQUID WATER? YES/NO?

#monsterdon

Peekaboo!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I mean, you're on Mars, so there's probably *some* radiation.

OK, I know they're using the visual effect to hide set/backdrop/prop deficiencies, but at least it's not nothing but fog/smoke.

...though if it were, I'd have bingo by now.
#Monsterdon

Maybe I'm not in the mood to forgive the bad science because the sexism is even worse.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

they found water on mars! And rat/bat/spider monsters! And palm trees and prickly pears! And after all that, Iris says "It's too dead here" or whatever

It's heavy water!

#monsterdon

They brought a boat?!

#Monsterdon

Three-eye bug man is back!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

LIFE NOT AS WE KNOW IT!

Someone stole that line.... 🖖

#monsterdon

"heavier than ordinary water"

might be the gloves

just stick your hand right in!

#monsterdon

We should drink it and see what happens!
#Monsterdon

oil is LIGHTER than water >:(

#monsterdon

No abnormal radiation, you're safe to put your hands in the mercury #Monsterdon

it's life

iris

but not as we know it

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

No radiation, but it's chock full of Martian Piranhas #monsterdon

#monsterdon Those are Martian Truffala Trees! Watch out for the Lorax's TENTACLES. They're seeping with slippery reproductive fluids and moaning about THE FUCKING COFFEE IRIS.

@heathen_cat and they had no budget to rebuild said sets/models for multiple takes, hence the gun that does only invisible damage #monsterdon

@bstacey@icosahedron.website so we'll use it MORE 😵 #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Would you say that's more orange? #monsterdon

I like how spider bat had tiny batty hands just right for covering it's eyes, right there, like it evolved them for that purpose

#monsterdon

Don't you mean... redness?
#Monsterdon

If there was an ionized layer strong enough to keep radio frequencies from getting out, wouldn't that be detectable from Earth?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon *fellowship of the ring going over a hill music*

Its little monster hands are covering its eyes while it shrieks.
#Monsterdon

So far this movie has been "land on mars and kill or mutilate native wildlife". I was hoping for more.

#Monsterdon

Hashtag BATSECT
#Monsterdon

The other side ofvthe ridgge?
Nooooo!
You know that will be bad!

#Monsterdon

I wonder what the fury spider is up to. I miss it, best part so far

#monsterdon

So let's not try chopping at stuff with the machete, mm-kay? #monsterdon

@TerryHancock More than a bit cartoonish, I'd say, given how much it looks like a drawing

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

It appears to be some kind of martian bat-crab

#carcinisation #Monsterdon