START THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL NOW!!!

#monsterdon

What could possibly go wrong #monsterdon

@apLundell Aerogel? Though there's a question of the wiring...

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Hey, I think you can dial a number now...
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Hey, it's the stuff on the platform levels of Portal. Is this how aperture science got their start? #Monsterdon

@apLundell Duct tape #monsterdon

convenient knife switch.

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Sigh, I don't hear anything in their electrical mumbojumbo about completing a circuit, or even coupling a path back, assuming it's AC and high enough frequency.

#monsterdon

OW my ears.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

@_L1vY_

Evolution is crazy that way...

#Monsterdon

It’s entertaining how they run few tests, have quick experiences with the Martian creatures and come to emphatic conclusions.
#monsterdon

This is before the advent of the Jeffies Tube.

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

look at the Boys, hotwiring The Burroughs

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@amyfou@lingo.lol The Carpet of Virility is too powerful to be contained!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"I'll need your help. Check me out."

Not too hard with your unbuttoned shirt and all, Colonel

#Monsterdon

It's like a giant diode! All we'll need is a massive quantity of coltan. #Monsterdon

“thrust chamber” #Monsterdon

"My plan? Well first, I need to take my shirt the rest of the way off."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh, good, they have a cable access channel.

I experience the odd internal explosion when my thrust chamber is clogged, too.
#Monsterdon

Cable access channel? Yanno, I bet some local cable TV program would be more entertaining than this.... at times...

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 um... convergent evolution?

#monsterdon

NO. WE ARE NOT WATCHING CABLE ACCESS CHANNEL. NEW PLAN.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon how can they use the word "encyst" correctly and have all the science be this fucking bad?

THE DETECTOR INSTRUMENT

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#monsterdon I love these monsters! Jellies with spinning eyes, bats with spider legs, whatever that kabuki head turns out to be … love them!

Colonel Tom's plan better include buttoning his shirt back up #monsterdon

A small fleshlight battery? Go on...

#monsterdon

Tom is pointedly airing out his chest hair.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

as long as it doesnt involve going outside

#monsterdon

we've been checking you out whether we like it or not and i assure you we do not

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Unicellular.

#monsterdon #theangryredplanet

I saw an eyeball.

Also, did she say "virus" during that technobabble..?

#Monsterdon

Smalls is on Team Explosion

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I hate it when my thrust chamber is clogged. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

No seat belts. No gravity cushioning… #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

wait you have to have a nervous system to have an instinct don't you?

#teamSpaceBlob #Monsterdon

He does not need his shirt open, nobody at all is interested. #Monsterdon

@bonetti They ruined my red planet experience, that's what they did... 😠 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Close the door! You have windows!

I guess he was assimilated by the giant jello.
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The more serious the situation, the more buttons he opens. Things are not looking good right about now. #Monsterdon

“I’m sure it’s a unicellular animal.”

The entire thing we just saw is ONE SINGLE CELL?!!!

#Monsterdon

Shouldn’t they have tested the water in the lake before sticking their hands in? Like, it could have been corrosive poison or something. #Monsterdon

Nooooo! It should have been tom!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Wow that door was loud. Get the WD-40. #monsterdon

also, one misogynist down! one to go! (or two to go? did goatee say anything dumb? all the red has memory holed it) #monsterdon

Now the ship is enveloped by blob ... and Tom has been amoeba-touched.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

#monsterdon Ahhh, failure to launch. It happens to every mostly male crew. It’s something in the water supply, or maybe the matte painting backgrounds.

That spaceship is kind of top-heavy... not sure how well it can take the bulldozer treatment.

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#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

blobfish monster is smooching the viewports!

you see they only thought they had landed on mars but actually this is ceti alpha v, the one with the ceti eels? yeah whoops!

#Monsterdon

Sam died doing what he loved the most: Swimming in custard #monsterdon

"I'll open the viewport"

"Look"

"But we didn't drive into the car wash!"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Radar, lidar, Eyedar

I think they all needed tentacle escape training

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Aliens (1986) did this better....

#Monsterdon

It's kind of blurry, but there is a swirling big eyeball.
#Monsterdon

Man, that's the biggest Ganymede Sea Rat I've ever seen. #monsterdon #cowboybebop

Yeah, I would have closed it sooner tbh...
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

alien blobfish has made the interior of the rocket ship red filtered toooo and oh no it ate Sam

eyeball rotating like a radar dish

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

That abduction seemed avoidable #monsterdon

@bonetti Hm... I'm on tubi... #monsterdon 😣

That's just how my grandpa went.

#Monsterdon

@apLundell your angry red planet is an oranger angry red than mine (which is supplied by @miru)

#monsterdon

Death by blob! Make sure to show that he's still alive in there before he gets digested.

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

Freeze gun guy got blobbed?

#Monsterdon

dissolved! into red blob!

#monsterdon

See you set this on Earth with different costumes and back story, you got yerself a perfectly cromulent Cosmic Horror story. #Monsterdon

360° eye :D #monsterdon

@strangefour cat software in rat/bat/spider/nightmare hardware

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Brooklyn dude is a gonna...it wasn't quick either....

#Monsterdon

Was that an evil cackle I heard?

#Monsterdon

Oh no! It's an amphibious sea space monster!

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

how... bulbous.

#monsterdon

Surely it makes sense to hack off part of a rat/bat/spider/crab just because. Let’s hope the intrepid explorers face some consequences! #Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Martians: “We built a city with massive walls and tall buildings, to keep out the dangerous and deadly plant life.”

#Monsterdon

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The jellyfish thing is interesting

@Newpa_Hasai

Marthra

#Monsterdon

Guardian jellyfish-amoeba thing with one spinning, protruding eyeball!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

"We're not getting our deposit back on that inflatable dingy are we?"

#monsterdon

*inflates your monster big and round*

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

scary gelatinous sea monster octopus/blob thingy! And bug man! So much life on Mars!

#Monsterdon What do I make of it? It's a not bad pencil drawing.

oh wait no it's Albuquerque

shoulda taken the left turn at walla walla

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Now we're getting somewhere!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

The sea monster is ICE checking their papers as they enter the city.

why the noise? why? stop it

#monsterdon

The city is just EPCOT, if Walt had lived another decade. #monsterdon

With the red filter, this thing just looks like an uncooked steak.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@strangefour I'm sure it would LOVE a belly rub #monsterdon

Martians:

"They took a WHAT out on Doom Lake?"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

They sure saved a ton on sets with all the crappy pen and ink drawings

omg lake monster :blobfoxfloofowo:

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@xerozohar yes plz

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

i dont want any more #cinemagic ​:neocat_cry:​


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*blub* *blub*

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon MARTIAN GODZILLA