"We're not getting our deposit back on that inflatable dingy are we?"

#monsterdon

dang, space blobfish ate their space boat :(

#monsterdon

we're gonna need a bigger boat #monsterdon

*inflates your monster big and round*

#monsterdon

no not the beep gun

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

scary gelatinous sea monster octopus/blob thingy! And bug man! So much life on Mars!

#Monsterdon What do I make of it? It's a not bad pencil drawing.

oh wait no it's Albuquerque

shoulda taken the left turn at walla walla

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Now we're getting somewhere!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

The sea monster is ICE checking their papers as they enter the city.

lol @rotating eye

#Monsterdon

why the noise? why? stop it

#monsterdon

The city is just EPCOT, if Walt had lived another decade. #monsterdon

With the red filter, this thing just looks like an uncooked steak.

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@strangefour I'm sure it would LOVE a belly rub #monsterdon

Martians:

"They took a WHAT out on Doom Lake?"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

They sure saved a ton on sets with all the crappy pen and ink drawings

@xerozohar yes plz

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

omg lake monster :blobfoxfloofowo:

#Monsterdon

i dont want any more #cinemagic ​:neocat_cry:​


#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"I'm a friend of the rat bat spider you irritated with your noise tube"

#Monsterdon

*blub* *blub*

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon MARTIAN GODZILLA

As opposed to on Earth where growing our buildings is such a regular occurrence

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon they're not rowing.

It's an angry red jell-o mold. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Kaiju!!!

#Monsterdon

Oh no! It's a giant cabbage monster!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#monsterdon mars is percolating

I would love this without the stupid filter

#monsterdon

Look! An elevation diagram of a futureistic city! Perspective? What do you think we are, millionaires?

#monsterdon

Does the heavy water in the lake explain why they seem to have Earth gravity on Mars?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Mosters Are Due on Maple Street

They probably want to charge you with property destruction, theft, and maybe murder

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Tomorrowland! #monsterdon

Artwork of a Martian city!

Kaiju fart!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

"Will we ever get back to earth?"

Well you will, because we already saw that you did. So... Plot tension fail.
#monsterdon

No way, it was earth all along?! They just made it red?!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 😠 😡 🪐 🚀 🐀 🦇 🕷️ 👾 😱

OK I can see that their oars are not going under the surface of the heavy water they're just waving them about

It’s red. It’s dead.

#Monsterdon

Rafting on the mystery water.

Reminds of some documentary footage of scientists taking a raft out onto a pond of sulfuric acid.

#Monsterdon

You can't "calculate" the size of a lake you know nothing about #monsterdon

Oh good, you brought the view master! #Monsterdon

@paco@infosec.exchange thank you!

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

PORTLAND?!

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"Boring space explorers.. on a routine expedition... met the Reeedest Planet ever knoooown. #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I hope the Martians don't do anything sadistic like shoot us with sonic weapons just for existing

#Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz don't get my hopes up

#Monsterdon

Look at the gauges. They're all pegged. It must be some kind of force field.

Or maybe Sam shaving at the comms desk blew a fuse in the gauges.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

They definitely want them to hang around and shoot more stuff and hug and kiss their guns.

#Monsterdon There was no Earth shattering Kaboom.

juuuuuuuuust sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Gravity? Uh...

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

@cs No. Sometimes it's Bulova #monsterdon

If she gets more hysterical, he might slap her.

#monsterdon

Did they leave the parking break on? 🚀

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon

"Whar are we, guinea pigs?"

I'd say lab rats, but that's me

We're stuck here, so let's get out the boat!

#Monsterdon #AngryRedPlanet1959

I like the composition of the four humans overlooking the red lake.

#Monsterdon

Bro, the bit got old the first time, maybe just call her her name??
#Monsterdon

I hate that the conspiracy nut is right #monsterdon

@kshernandez Im also on my laptop. Looks like others mb are seeing more red (?) #monsterdon

Is this one big Burroughs placement? #Monsterdon

Are they going to start talking again? If so, I'm going to get a snack.
#Monsterdon

heeey, at least y'all are trapped in a rocket the size of Nevada.

#monsterdon

The Professor needs a minute to change his pants #monsterdon

#monsterdon place your bets on who is going to become goo first.

Pack up the family camper rocket, we're leaving.
And we're leaving because we're ignoring the woman but trusting the mans undefined worry.

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Are they being held back by a force field? Or by a bat-spider thing?

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Found it!

https://youtu.be/SCObdy3vsD0?si=t76Wdc-Jej1hx7fh

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

"Sir! The Rocket appears to be...Jammed!"

#monsterdon

Baby ratbatspider

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Yeah, we've seen enough. Time to fuck off into space and go back to Earth.

We don't need no stinking launch windows.

Did they release the launch mount clamps?

#monsterdon #InCineMagic
#TheAngryRedPlanet

Iris trying not to laugh when they launch. #Monsterdon

general trigger?

trigger made _general_?

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

These people are terrible scientists and clueless soldiers. It’s for the best they leave early.
#Monsterdon

We're always counting down. Why don't we just go? #Monsterdon

"We should cut this multi billion dollar mission short by a day....I'm getting bad vibes..."

#Monsterdon

at _least_ Iris isn't providing flight attendant services.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #cinemagic

You see, it's me . There's an even greater danger here. And that danger is fire. From me smoking my pipe.,

There’s Irish again being well lit.

#Monsterdon

Lmao we brought a boat to mars
#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

#Monsterdon stop kissing your gun dude. It's making me almost as uncomfortable as Colonel douche being a creepy lech.

OMG they said rat/bat/spider/nightmare

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Okay cool monster. It walks like a giant puppet. Eat them all!

#Monsterdon

Really? His name is General Trigger?!

#monsterdon

"Sam. Shut up." #monsterdon

#monsterdon Turns out that Cleo is just an X-Ray emitter, so the Martian is really just getting some first-class dental X-Rays really.

So calm after that encounter with the spider creature. #Monsterdon

@pineheap MATH!

#Monsterdon

Yes, please pour liquids right on top of the expensive computer.

Also, put your nose RIGHT over the top of that Erlenmeyer flask.

#monsterdon

gun gun gun
my love affair with gun
society won't understand but actually i'm american so they will

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Only the normal radiation huh

#Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

Bob the Triclops has social anxiety #monsterdon

Ah. "Heavy water". Yeah, okay...

Maybe it's the reservoir for the native's fusion reactor...?

#Monsterdon

@littlemiao Triffids and Audrey being the other tentacled carnivorous plant monster attacks you've seen? #Monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet
These peoples' plans for exploring this planet were terribly inadequate.

boat boat boat
my love affair with boat
society won't understand bu

#monsterdon #TheAngryRedPlanet

I'd rather follow that rat bat spider back to his home and see him interact with his family than follow these losers #Monsterdon

THINK, DOCTOR, COULD THE AMBIENT PRESSURE AND TEMPERATURE SUPPORT LIQUID WATER? YES/NO?

#monsterdon